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My mom saw me cumming into my own mouth. I nearly died of thirst/hunger that time, because I locked myself in my room out of shame

i'd kill myself after this

>>35835967
"Boy, anon sure has been eating his own cum for a while now. He really should hydrate..."

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>>35834036

>got a new car from parents
>parents are devote sharia loving Muslims
>I put girl anime songs into my cds to play them in my 2001 bmw.
>My brother said that when my parents picked him from tennis, they listened anime music.
>MFW the drive was 30 minutes long.

I think they know know why i wont marry an arab and rather an asian.

>>35835967
greentext pls

original lel

You posted this already didnt you?

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>>35837048
W-W-Well...I-I...y-y-y-yes...w-w-why?

>Work at a fancy hotel, hot grills evvveeerrywhere
>Hotel sold, Meeting for entire staff to discuss changes, 250+ people
>All management and owners there talking about boring shit
>Me literally falling asleep in my chair
>Sort of Hear some weird song playing but keep dozing anyway
>Maybe a good 10 secs go by
>Process what's happening, Open my eyes, everyone (including bosses) are staring my direction
>Accidentally Pocket played the gayest animu song on the planet
>Turn it off and say sorry and go back to dozing
I didn't get any shit for it later but that memory haunts the fuck out of me
song related, it even started playing in the middle fml
https://youtu.be/35Q1elRPS4g?t=101

>>35836089
>>35837371
Holy fuck bump all my sides