/britfeel/

When will it be socailly acceptable to jerk off to guro__?

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>>35833087
We must destroy this capitalist greedy system and take back the power and wealth to the poor and oppresed class

>>35832902
I think it's going to be a small gem of a game that I hope doesn't get overlooked.

>>35832939
I was originally going to get it on the Switch so no pirating but I could always pirate it and then get it on the Switch at a later date, I'm just not sure what food I'd go for now, I'd love a Chinese but my mum usually orders those because we order them by phone and I can't handle that, I'll just stare at stuff on just-eat till I find something I want bad enough.

Can't believe that literal faggots in London know more about my family than I do.

OP is a faggot, originally.

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>>35833155
So what if I am? I can't help it

Got to go out to a party laddos. Would rather just stay in and drink alone tbqhwy but someone is coming round to pick me up so we can go see a hikki friend who needs the support

Reminder that unless you've had onitis for a man before becoming active on 4chan, you're not a true gay

People get so fed up of >tfw now gf that they just give up and become faggots.

SAD!

do I tell my crush I like them?

pros:
potential partner
only been talking for 3 monthsish

cons:
could go down in flames
everyone might find out and take the mick

last one in my friend group not in a relationship/settled down and it's looking bad.

Reminder if you would only be in a relationship with a trap/femboy you're just attention starved.

>>35833191

No you don't tell her like an 8 year old boy

You get drunk with her and try to kiss her like a man

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>tfw dont have one of these to go away in for weeks at a time

reminder that fags belong on /lgbt/

>>35833189
They see how easy it is to get lewd comments and attention by pretending to be a cuteboy, so they delude themselves into thinking they're gay because women would never look twice at them and they can't handle that.

This shit has been happening in Furry for over a decade

They're heading for a major breakdown

>>35833191
>been talking for 3 months

Sorry mate but you've completely missed your opportunity. You need to make a move as you first start to get to know someone, otherwise they'll just think of you as a mate.

Any of you boys use AB for diazepam? My GP ain't giving it up and my life's about to fall apart if I don't hold myself together. I have no idea how it works

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>>35833232
>image name

I hate driving though. Bores the shit out of me. Would rather be on trains, or ferries

Had a bit of a nap on the bus.

>>35833191
>last one not doing anything
Thats me in the more normie group I infiltrated . A few of them will break up soon but until then I'm just kinda like the cool uncle type which doesn't bother me

>>35832562
>Matthew
G I R L u tryna get killd ill fucking knife you if you even look at my oneitis u fucking ugly fat slut back the fuck off HE ONLY LOVES ME AND THE ONLY REASON WE ARENT TOGETHER IS BC AM MENTALLY ILL AND DYSFUNCTIONAL

>>35833191
>have a crush on someone
>they ask me for sex when they were drunk
>turn them down because they're drunk
>too afraid to try anything sober
AHHHH!!!

classic tune desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztslgyuoV0

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WHAT IS THIS

WHERE'S THE FUCKING WAIFUS

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>>35833310
Right here, laddy
Posting my top, lass

Gonna go into the bookies with a tenner, if I manage to turn it into 100 bong, I'll book my first ever escort tonight

>>35833342
What kind of escort are you going to get?

>>35833335
why does a spider have cow tits

>>35833342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJpGHR6ofus

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>>35833367
She's a sexy spider, that's why

>>35833342
I'm cheering for you mate. Really hoping you get some good results. What are you going to gamble on?

I shit you not, I've just got in from work and now I'm going to get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

This'll have to stop soon though.
ran out of booze and (soon) weed too

>>35833405
By who? Your boyfriend?

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>>35833371
what about dogs though

>>35833417
That's disgusting, lad. Really, really disgusting

>>35833435
you're being 3d-ist

>>35833416

Gangbanged by cannabis and lager, xanax and valium probably wanking off in the corner, more like.

>>35833255
sem-related if i told my gp that i obtained valium illegally and found that it helped me with my anxiety issues like nothing else ive tried would he then just refuse to prescribe me anything out of principle? i know they get weird about that shit and they can even refuse treatment. i dont even tell them i smoke weed now bc when i have previously they just make it about me being addicted to weed and thats why i have anxiety. i smoke piff bc i have anxiety.

>>35833400
roulette, gonna do the scatter thing around the middle of the board

>>35833359
not too fussed m8, around age 30 (I can stand the sight of young entitled roasties)

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>>35833417
nearly threw up in my mouth looking at this. sort your head out, kid.

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I'm in the Ragga Ragga Ragga zone and I just can't get out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE


RAGGA RAGGA RAGGA RAGGA

Badman no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime
Ragga (x20)
Bad girl no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime

RAGGA RAGGA RAGGA RAGGA

Badman, roll up the ganja
Rockstar, no de Rasta
Let me continue the saga
Young nigga on the come up
My nigga I'm on the road now
New rims on a Honda, up in the trap and they know
They know I'm coming like karma
Zaga, zaga, zaga, zaga
Came here for the gwalas, no time for no drama

ZAGA ZAGA ZAGA ZAGA

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>>35833518
just a bit of tf mate
the end result is the same as the monster girl waifus desu senpai

Anyone else have little things about their life that makes them feel like the big man, but ultimately when you look at it as a whole it's not that great?

>>35833545
You're going full out furry. The monster girls are female torsos on animal bodies

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>>35833574
what, like this?
same shit desu

>>35833584
Not at all, you cretin

That settles it.

I despise programming. Only took me like 100 hours to realise.

It's fine when you know what you're doing. But when you get a bug you can't fix, or you have to learn a whole bunch of extra shit, it's one of the worst things in the world. The entire damn thing is just learning, learning, learning.

How people enjoy this, and worse... do it as a job, I'll never know.

>>35833605
how is that pic different, literally human with animal features, like the spider

>>35833573
I'm not sure I understand, but you clearly have these things, so got any examples?

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>>35833545
im not a fan of any such things you speak of. i only watch amateur straight porn while playing dragon quest

>>35833647
>dragon quest
Which one? I'm playing VIII at the mo

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>>35833703
im playing 8 too. im at baccarat. its my first time playing through it. its a proper comfy game

>>35833527
I swear to god, Fuck off klaus.

>>35833606

The ONLY thing I like about programming is when you make an algorithm that works despite your doubts. It makes you feel like you're Einstein.

>>35833731
My first time playing too. I might have spoken to you about this game before. I still haven't gotten past Port Prospect

>>35833751
Yep. When it works, it's magical

It's everything else that's the worst

>>35833606
I've found over the past couple of years (since we started a bit of programming in uni) that I tend to dive really deep into projects like that. I just constantly think about it and just force myself to work on things for hours on end every day.
It might sound like a good problem to have but i haven't had a proper weekend in about 6 months

Did anon get his leccy?

Still can't stop pooing lads

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>>35833765
yeah, i think you have. im pretty sure i do remember talking to you.

how come you're stuck? are you lost or something?

>>35833828

He got what he was after, yeah. A free tenner from a gullible fool here.

>>35833842
I'm not stuck or anything, I just haven't played it since then.Don't know why really.

>>35833828

Was just thinking about that. Paypal said that the transfer to his bank would take 3 days, but it's usually less.

The shop near him shuts at 7, so not much time left now to buy the top-up

should i buy some xanax or valium to help with my social anxiety?

>>35833573
There are some aspects to my job that give me big man feels, but when I look at the hierarchy of the organisation, I'm smaller than an ant.

>>35833815

I'm the opposite; I can't find the motivation to program anymore.

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Does anybody here listen to music?

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>>35833861
>>35833869

m8 I technically haven't got your money because it's a pending transaction on paypal

>>35833527
RAGGA
A
G
G
G
A

gemini major is completely changing the the malawi music scene.

based AS FUCK

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>>35833862
ah, i get ya. yeah, its a great game but it is an investment to say the least, im like 30 hours into it and im not even half way through.

>>35833606

I write about 8 different languages now, you genuinely have to be on the spectrum to be good at it.

Though, you can get decent pay being an average code-monkey.

>>35833882
i'm listening to some as we speak

Can you program if your level of maths is about year 10 level?

>>35833910
I have trouble investing in stuff. I've only played 5 hours so far

>>35833882
Just about to go clear my head with some music an anon shared with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6pr3gETcDg

Anybody know of anything similar?

>>35833931

It depends on what you're programming.
You can make programs that don't use a lot of maths, just logic.

>>35833896

I wasn't this cunt btw>>35833861

Paypal said transaction to Mr H completed, although it seems unlikely you'll be able to get it in the bank today because paypal are being faggots.

Rekon you'll last through the night? It might clear at midnight then you could get it in the morning hopefully.

>>35833964

Of course he's going to get through the night you stupid faggot. If he was this hard up for money he could sell something.

>>35833964
well I've had food now so really all that will happen when the power goes out is that I won't be able to go on my pc tonight

>>35833991

No more scamming people for you tonight

>>35833948
Sounds like assholes

Just had a wank to people holding hands.

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>>35833087
Interracial couples everywhere edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

>>35834010
m8 I'm genuinely not scamming people, I posted a picture of my meter in the last thread, I never actually asked for any money either, I had resigned myself to the fact the power would go out at some point

Going up shops for bog roll. Anyone need anything?

I desperately need my electricity paying for too.

I have nothing, no home, no children, please, just 10 pounds can keep the lights on for another 24 hours.

donate 100 and join my "Good /britfeel/aritans" wall of fame!

>>35834074
Don't be a dick, he didn't ask for anything and someone volunteered.

Just because you're mentally living in a cynical cesspit doesn't mean you have to bring everyone else down too.

>>35834040
How can sissy white boys compete?

>>35834074

>amerifeel anon salty that camaraderie exists in britfeel

Why are music reviews always a single paragraph? Surely you can shit out more than 100 words on an album if you're being paid for it

>>35834104

But every single word of that is true, I really do need to top-up my electricity meter, I think.

And I don't own a home, and I don't have any kids.

How about you stop being so defensive, matey?

>mum is angry at me for not acknowledging mother's day

it's all just made up shit

best friend simulator podcast/youtube channels lads?

Mine at the moment are:
RedLetterMedia
We Hate Movies
Welcome To The Basement
Last Podcast On The Left

>>35834145
>RedLetterMedia
>Welcome To The Basement
Top taste, lad.
Might have to try out the other two. Are they similar?

Has any one got any recommendations for good kung fu movies?

I want to watch some well choreographed fights and action after seeing Iron Fist.

>>35834141

>has an electricity meter but no home

What do you have, a lamppost in a field connected to an electricity meter>?

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>>35833939
i understand that. i will normally only play games this long on one offs.

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Do you meet her standards?

>>35834145
Check out Cole Smithey, he's the smartest movie critic in the world.

>>35834165
Don't know if it's a kung fu film but Big Trouble in Little China is pretty fun

>>35834166

It's not in a field, no.

>>35834161
definitely definitely rec We Hate Movies mate, stellar ripping movies apart. Great commentaries too.
Try the Phantom Menace or Amazing Spiderman 2 review to start off.

Last Podcast On The Left is a hilarious podcast that goes in to conspiracy theories and the paranormal, absolutely hilarious and 10/10 banter
and spooky and informative too

>>35834191
Reads like /pol/'s cuck fetish

>>35834191
Yes, I'm 5'11 but I make over 40k.

But I'd never ever go near her no matter how hot she was. Fuck that.

>>35834165
The Raid films have some of the best choreography ever

>>35834197
I'll give it a go anyway lad, thanks.

>>35834191

Well I dislike the same things she does but she sounds really up herself .

>>35834145
penguinz0/cr1tikal started a podcast with some of his mates recently, that's pretty good.

Also Jenny Nicholson if you like RLM

>>35834233
Seen 'em both, fantastic movies.

>>35834227
40k

what u doing lad

>>35834191
I'm guessing she's average looking and ever so slightly over weight.

>>35833882
Listening to some Social Distortion here.

>>35834191
I'm way out her league and I'm a manlet conservative

Saying 5 star restaurant means that not only is she legitimately retarded, but she's also a pleb with no understanding of the restaurant industry

>>35833882
Listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel because I'm a /mu/ tier hipster cunt

>>35834281
It's more the fact she obviously put that to prove she's not materialistic...then produces a minimum amount of earnings depending on your height kek

>>35833882
can't stop listening to Chet Baker album lads
he didn't put out anything bad

the heroin loon

>>35834264
I work for a PR firm in London as an account executive.
>>35834281
I was thinking this too.

Not sure why she's demanding money when she only wants to sit in a forest. My guess is she's trying to make some kind of point (maybe something like "well if Chad demands pretty girls I can make my own demands tooooo!!!"), but she's too confused to communicate it clearly.

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>>35834040
Went to Tesco yesterday, was only in there 15 mins. Saw 3 interracial couples.

All Black male White female. Granted all the females were fat munters but still, why is black male white female so much more common, than white male black female?

>>35834293
Nothing wrong with that, lad. I put Communists daughter on after fugging for the first time

bloody hell lads
talk about RLM and then they upload new content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjc9HbZug8

bored senseless lads, only been up 4 hours but think it's beer time. there's fuck all else going on. cba vidya,animu, doodling, film,telly,music, nothing.
might hopefully change once i get the beer flowing

>>35834348
dont worry lad they also have by far the highest rate of divorce/separation. it's not a coincidence that you see so many single mummies with half-wog kids.

>>35834348
do you know how hard it is to find a nice black female?

but usually if people find one shes a keeper

>>35834348
Always seems to be blondes as well I've noticed. There's a black teen I've seen around the estate and saw him walking around with a blonde glued to her phone.

What's a good wine for robots? I only drink sweet ciders and I don't like beer.

What's something nice I can try at the Paki shop

>>35834348
Black guys
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook

White guys
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Awkward
>Makes women cringe
>Creepy
>Chronic masturbater
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues

>>35834451
i like how you had this post prepared

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It's poley's court date today and he hasn't posted once.
What're the odds he got booked because he didn't turn up?

>>35834451
stop with this black guy big dicks meme reeee its not true and only makes guys like me feel like shit

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>>35834191
she has retarded standards.

>feminist
>liberal

expects her fella to be over 6ft and to earn at least 30k.

sounds like a fake profile or i at least hope it is. i would never touch this girl, and i cant imagine any decent fella would. a fella of her standards wouldent go anywhere near her.

funny how she hates conservatives but holds a very conservative mind set

i bet she is average looking too.

vegeta is a mantel and he is the king of all alphas

>>35834348
Women do seem to prefer black men these days. They call us white BOY for a reason

>>35834484
did he sexually assault someone?

>>35834348
Women are hardwired to embrace and pleasure conquerers. Exactly why most of them are refugees welcome.

>>35834527
he recorded them pissing

>>35834484
He could also be at work. He does the classic call center "not only will we treat you like an animal, but we'll also make your social life difficult" 12-8pm shift.

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>The highest civilization and culture, apart from the ancient Hindus and Egyptians, are found exclusively among the white races; and even with many dark peoples, the ruling caste, or race, is fairer than the rest, and has, therefore, evidently immigrated, for example, the Brahmins, the Inca, and the rulers of the South Sea Islands. All this is due to the fact that necessity is the mother of invention, because those tribes that emigrated early to the north, and there gradually became white, had to develop all their intellectual powers, and invent and perfect all the arts in their struggle with need, want and misery, which in their many forms, were brought about by the climate. This they had to do in order to make up for the parsimony of nature, and out of it came their high civilization.

Was he right lads or was he just a nasty racist bigot?

>>35834559
ahh thought he would have been hired by the civil service considering they take anyone

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>>35834348
>seen at least 4 white women with halfcast children today
We're really being bred out of existence

>>35834562
His point isn't supported by evidence. Civilization arose first in the middle east, then Greece and Italy. It didn't happen in colder regions until much later. And most anthropologists think that it happened because the climate was good, not because it was tough.

>>35834619
Why do you care anyway lad? Your genes will die with you.

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Just started shaving my ball bag lads. Feels pretty good. Shaved the bottom of my shaft aswell and now I look even bigger than before which is even better. I should go into porn but I'd probably have to fuck a dude first so maybe not.

>>35834348
Black men are usually taller, more confident, women know they have bigger dicks. And they're more masculine. No girl wants some pale feminine white boy, especially a blonde white boy. I'm gay but I have convinced many of my girlfriends that they should try a black guy, because I'm with one now and it's the best sex ever.A lot of women i know usually keep a black guy on the side. I'm gay so we do girl talk. It's 2017, and white boys are at home playing video games, masturbating to cartoons and not making an effort to start relationships. Black men are the definition of confidence, masculinity, and pleasure. White women won't and don't miss you.

>>35834447
Pls respond want to get pissed up

>>35834653
i'm not a wine fan so can't say. just grab a bottle and start chugging

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>>35834341
she is retarded.

i understand not wanting to go out with someone who is on the dole, but expecting a fella to earn 30k goes against feminism and all the values she upholds.

>>35834637
I know mine will, but others who suffer the same fate is a sad thing too

>>35834323
good choice lad, i like his voice, kinda melancholic

>Tfw only got one bottle of homebrew beer left

fucks sake lads

>>35834623
Greeks and Italics are white, and Greece and Rome, as well as the European civilizations that followed, were all superior to the Asiatic ones that came before. I still think Sumer was impressive af though, especially since it seems to have sprang out of virtually nothing.

>>35834623
What about the evidence that little ol Europe btfo everywhere else on earth?

>>35834651
This is the plain and simple truth. Given the choice between a black man and a white "man" women will chose the black man

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>>35833310
Posting her.

Finished MEA. It's pretty good. I'd give it a 7/10 it's okay. Writings a bit all over the place though.

>>35834700
I want to try brewing my own beer at some point, kits provide 40 pints will keep me going a while

>>35833255
Yeh I regularly buy off there fairly cheap too

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>>35834651
confidence is nothing but a ruse if your only skill is being able to drink and take a lot of drugs.

if you have nothing to be truly confident about then its merely arrogance, not confidence. women often dont know the difference.

>>35834653
marlborough sauvignon blanc get it nice and chilled lad, maybe a chardonnay, shiraz or a cheeky beaujolais

thinking about buying a rice cooker

any recs?

>>35834711
>>35834714
Read what he said again. He's saying that the cold climate forced white brains to develop more.

If that's true, why were white people in hot countries building civilizations while the other white people in cold countries were still living in a primitive, tribal way?

>>35834727
>7/10
>its ok

i hate this shit with ratings, if something is average then its a 5/10, not a fucking 7

>>35834759
Clean it out thoroughly each time you use it. Leftover starch grows black mould pretty quickly

>>35834731
do it lad its great
my 40 pint batch lasted me til now from about end of Jan. Got an IPA brewing now that I can't bloody wait to try.

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!
How've you all been today?
What have you been up to?
What's for din dins?

Hope you've all had a great day whatever life threw at you today and the shining sun has made you all happy!

>tfw got a cold AGAIN
Maybe I should get checked for an autoimmune disease.

New half in the bag!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjc9HbZug8

>>35834028
Arseholes sound beautiful then!

>>35834235
Police story films

Dubbed kung fu films are maximum comfy for some reason.

>>35834727
You always have the cutest waifu pics, Sabre anon.

>>35834028
Arseholes sound beautiful then!

>>35834235
Police story films

Dubbed kung fu films are maximum comfy for some reason.

>>35833119
nah dr who is coming back soon

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day 3 of taking SSRIs

my dick still works but it takes about twice as long to finish off to the point where it becomes effort

anybody know how long it takes to feel some kind of improvement to your mood

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>>35834815
Wew, no idea how i fucked the formatting up so bad on that one, sorry anons.

>>35834773
I'm not agreeing fully with the climate part but it seems like the conditions did eventually lead to Europeans being able to dominate.

>>35834815
I dropped out of uni last January and haven't found a job. I'm signing on this week. I haven't has a job for four years.

whats your favourite movie under 90 minutes lads?

>>35834815
>kung fu

Since I started BJJ I can't enjoy Kung Fu movies anymore. It's a meme martial art.

>>35834773
They migrated from colder northern regions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-European_migrations

Obviously it's easier to build civilization in a warmer climate, but from an evolutionary perspective the general mental capabilities required to do so - ability to comprehend complex ideas, abstract thinking, problem solving, empathy, etc. - are best fostered in colder climates where they are a prerequisite for survival and so are selected for.

>>35834815
Gonna drop out of uni

Really want to try and find a job that isn't retail garbage i.e. stacking shelves

Might even try and get a CSCS card and become a labourer or something, just anything that isn't as embarrassing as working a till in a supermarket

anyone need anything from tescos?

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Considering falling for the nvidia meme lads, my toaster is usually fine but some games are a bit of a struggle to play due to their high requirements.

I'm on a budget and i'm not a huge graphics autist, so i'm wondering if the lower end of the graphics cards will be sufficient and that I wont be gimping myself too harshly by getting the cheaper options compared to splashing out another 100 quid just so games wont stutter on frames.

>>35834747

Any good guides, anon? I don't know what I'm doing at all

>>35834721
I mean, desu does it even matter. Even if women preffered white men, we aren't exactly the cream of the crop.

Everyone on here unironically, is going to be some combination of negative traits regardless of shade. So we can talk about what women prefer but what does it matter, it doesn't include us.

And the real hard hitting truth of it all is how people generally view attractivness in the same way, with variation. But nobody is going to find you attractive, at best they will find you unintimidating because of their own negative traits. And this applies to friends too.

>>35834815
Don't fucking reply to me ever again you pseudo-tripfagging cunt

Thanks

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>>35834781
I'm just memeing lad. It's pretty good. I've had a good 50-60 hours of enjoyment out of it already. So long as my playtime exceeds 1 quid/hour I'm usually happy with it.

>>35834815
Cheers lad. I only save the cutest.

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>>35834433
>>35834451
>>35834526
>>35834554
>>35834619
>>35834651
All posted by the same sad black boy.

You seem mad, is it because you lust after the attractive white girls, but have to settle for the fat ugly ones. Trolling here ain't going to fix that for you, it's just the way it is.

>>35834966
I'm never getting a gf anyway so I don't care what colour I am

>>35834966
natural selection already dictates that whites will get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit black males!

And white women are more than happy to help lool

>>35834852
Undoubtedly.

He's saying that civilization arose out of difficulty, when actually it came out of ease.

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>>35833310

Daylight savings has FUCKED ME UP

I'm so tired

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>>35834451
I had black work colleagues and they were unironically more fun to talk to and hang around with, fun times

How do i find people with similar interests to mine, i live in the north of England and it feels like I'm the only person here who is like me. Everyone just wants to do drugs and nothing else. I'm fucking frustrated that nobody wants to do anything interesting. I hate being born in the north of England.

>>35835017
Funny how you posted a photo of the exact type of girl who loves black cock the most.

>>35835017
Not the guy you're replying to but go outside, man. The most attractive British women (that's really not saying much) are all with black men

>>35835025

oh come on. this is just retarded now. is your life actually so shit that you're trying to make this a meme.

>>35835043
Depends lad, what are your interests?

wheres pakipoo at? its muslims woman day today surely fitting for someone of his ilk

>kek.jpg

>>35835040
>fun times

Especially for white women

>>35834964
Its fairly straightforward the only annoying part is getting bitcoins without showing any ID to anyone. Luckily I have an account on localbitcoins that has enough trades to make a few people trade with me.

Its all untraceable anyway if you dont mind that, just make an account on AB and send the bitcoins straight to your online wallet. Look for vendors with a good trust level sending from the UK.

>>35834937
toffee crisp would be smashing lad

box of tunnock's tea cakes too, so we can share them and have a natter

>>35835069
Poor little white guy.jpg

>>35835109
you're worse than the trip fags. you're not funny at all.

>get a pupper
>at night he always sleeps snuggled up against me, usually in between my legs
>as he grows he starts sleeping away from me and onto his own bed
>never sleeps on my bed with me anymore
>except one night he woke up barking
>go to see him, hes looking around, i assume he had a nightmare or something
>stroke him for a while and go back to my bed
>he follows me and then cuddles up in between my legs like when he was a pupper for the night

i will protect his smile

>>35835025
Who cares? I'm out of the gene pool anyway. A lot of us are.

Best I can hope for is for some white woman to choose a black robot over a white chad, so future generations are fucked

>>35835164
>hope for is for some white woman to choose a black robot over a white chad,

hahahaha

>>35835162
Pics

of the dog

tfw loenly fem boy

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>>35835064
>Blacks 3% of UK population
>2% max that are male

Let's say half that number of blacks are in interracial relationships 1%.

>The most attractive British women are ALL with black men

Either the UK has a huge shortage of attractive white women. or you're talking out your arse.

>>35834651
Youve spent to long on 4chan mate, go outside

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>>35835183
ive posted him before, but he here is having a nap

>>35835221
haha nice bedroom lad

>>35835221
He's very a good boy. Well done.

>>35835221
You need to get him fixed

>>35835239
don't you tell him to chop his puppers plums off

>>35834941
Bit of an bit time at the moment. Wait for the 2080 to come out and the 980 will fall to sub 300 range and that will give you a mid-high range.

>>35835239
i didnt want to snip his balls, just like i didnt want to crop his ears or dock his tail

>>35834758
I just got a jacobs creek sauvignon.

>>35835211
>interracial relationships

Hook up culture. White women get passed around like a joint

>>35834853
Ahh I'm sorry you've not been able to find a job yet, bud. What kind of stuff will you be looking for when you sign on?
I 'signed on' a few years ago and did some work experience the first week where I got hired after.

>>35834886
I appreciate that but how could you not enjoy Jackie Chan's choreography!

>>35834925
Aww sorry to hear uni hasn't worked out for you :(
Nothing wrong with working in a supermarket but getting in to construction or other tradesmen like stuff is a decent shout. Have a friend who did a sparky apprenticeship straight out of high school and he's earning more than any of us!

>>35834998
I wanna eat in a noodle stall on a chilly night in japan!

>>35835293
obviously its going to appear that way because there are a lot more white women. black women hook up too.

this whole debate is beyond retarded.

How do ye lads overcome procrastinating like fuck from writing stuff for uni or just in general?

>>35835264
Implying they're remotely comparable

Snipping is an actual health benefit. The other ones aren't

This is why I hate most dog owners. Incompetent

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Came in to say hello and this thread is full of darky/cuck rubbish.

He would most certainly not approve

>>35835336
Don't waste time using logic with him. Let him have his little fantasies.

pls spank my bottom

>>35833087

A cup of tea solves everything lads

>>35835411
why do you always post the same pics lad. you not got any other stuff

>>35835438
present said bottom and it will be spanked

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>>35835444
Tea and trips make a perfect post

its my birthday soon. my mum said i have a money limit of 300. give me some buying options, lads.

>>35835406
thats what they say about circumsision too, lad

ive heard people say it makes dogs less aggressive, and to that I just say train your dog you lazy fuck
there are negative sides too, and I prefer to keep my dog completely intact

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>>35834191
>mfw I actually meet her ridiculous requirements if I lie about my political stance and I'm 5 6
>mfw I wouldn't touch that shit with a bargepole

what's your favourite ale lads?

no lager allowed

>>35835314
>I wanna eat in a noodle stall on a chilly night in japan!
Would probably be comfy as fuck.

>>35835500
A bullet to the left temple.

First name: Jimmy
Last name: Savile

>>35835446
He normally doesn't pose like this. I'll try to take some more good ones when i'm out and about.

>>35835502
i got my dog snipped and regret it, it's not natural but i'm not too fussed as there is some benefits, but i agree with you

>>35834815
Get well soon Lenner

>>35835524
that was uncalled for. you have just bullied me.

bully
bully
bully
bully

>Gordom Ramsay doing a talk show

I've seen it all now

>>35835546
I would never get Cuddles done. It takes away some of their personality

>>35835591
Pikeys never get their dog snipped.

>>35835510
Stella and Carlsberg

>>35835591
You mean it stops them pissing, and being aggressive, and takes away cancer risks, and stops their urges being too much because they can't fuck anything

Yea, it's terrible

Wish I had a workshop and tools lads

>>35835637
Why? What would you even do with it?

Make stuff is not a valid answer

>tfw everycunt and their mother is passing their driving test
>not drove since i was 18
>failed theory 3 times

i can't even be arsed getting back into it, i'm stubborn but also if i were to fail again.. fuck that

>>35835614
That's true a lot of them are scum who use the poor things just to make money. You'll get no excuses from me, lad. I'm well aware of it and hate it.

>>35835630
It isn't natural. Your dog shouldn't be aggressive if you've trained/socialised him properly anyway

>>35835500
fucking middle class piece of shit fuck you kys

>>35835647
Being able to work on my car which is something I'd love to do but don't have the tools to do so, though I am working towards that. There a lot of DIY projects I would like to undertake but because I either lack tools or lack the space to actually them I can't do them. I can't work on stuff in my bedroom

>>35835699
There are times when they'll be aggressive, or territorial, or horny and there's no amount of training that can stop it

who cares if it isn't natural? Breeding them for domestication isn't natural. It's a non-argument

If you value the health of your dogs, you get them fixed

>>35835500
what do you like other than dubs because you have enough of those

>>35835699
>Your dog shouldn't be aggressive if you've trained/socialised him properly anyway

this, my dog has never even barked at another dog, even when they bark at him or even try to bite him

>>35835637
I used to have a workshop and tools. Actually it was my dad's. But he banned me from using it just because of a stupid joke I made.

He asked me what I was making and I said "Some restraints for when I capture a child"

Was only a joke, bit of an overreaction from him.

My brothers annoying friend is around which I'm not a big fan of

>>35835699
we've chatted a few times here in passing and you seem like an alright bloke, gyppolad

I'd buy you a pint and listen to your story

>>35835687
>Theory

thats pretty easy anon, I failed it once because I'm retarded but just do half an hour of revision before you go in

practical is where they fuck you over on every single thing

>>35835510
badger golden glory
theakstons best
landlord
old peculiar

what about yersen lad?

>>35835744

Don't stop making these lad, they are like elaborate shipposts

>>35835744
Sounds like you struck a nerve with him

Check your house for hidden rooms

>>35835729
was your mum raped by a dog or something, did the ball slapping noises scar you for life?

aggressiveness, horniness, being territorial can all be managed and even fixed with training
dogs are put at higher risk of far more actual medical complications by performing the procedure

>>35835707
im low class. my mum just doesent buy me anything throughout the year because i use the money from my uni loan to buy food, books etc. so i guess she spends a bit more on me for my birthday

>>35835732
not sure. maybe anime, vinyls, books, and perhaps a game. i dont really collect anything.

>>35835772
I passed my practical at my second attempt, I made an error of judgement by changing lane coming up to a junction and a car had to slow down for me, there was no real danger but it was enough to warrant failing, second time I was the last test of the day but passed easily anyway and drove pretty good

Getting drunk on the train back to london lads. Have a weird fucking weekend with the old oneitis

Come on lads, tell me how to get a shag.

What sort of women do I message on OKC/POF and what do I say to them

>>35835510
Old Peculier and London Pride are my two favourites I can easily find

my absolute favourites were two guest ales at wetherspoons that I've never seen since, called Queen of Diamonds and Burnt Sienna

>>35835472
you arent even here and im too sad. i miss my oneitis. i feel like such a ugly unloveable piece of shit.

Looney tunes back in action or Space Jam lads

pick one

>>35835840
Tell them you're black and buy some boot polish and wear a strap-on dildo.

>>35835814
no your middle class.

>>35835840
You'll never be a top shagger like me lad

>>35835847
>i miss my oneitis

i dont understand this oneitis business. if you like a girl, ask her out or dont bother with her.

>>35835869
>no your middle class.

i wish. i probably live in a worse area than you. lots of people in working class enviroment get a fair bit spend on them for birthday/christmas. how do you think they can afford them north faces. do you think its middle class people buying them from jd. calm it lad.

Another hard hitting documentary from Jeremy Kyle on right now, lads

Also using my VPN to get on 4chan because it's blocked on virgin trains haha I'm a sneaky lad.

>>35835729
Cuddles has only been aggressive towards another dog once and that was not his fault. Some dole dosser had his staff off the lead (the fool got a few thumps for it) he's generally aloof but warms up and plays nicely with other dogs

>>35835767
I appreciate it. Would love to have a few drinks with some of the lads here.

>>35835958
which vpn lad

and are you PAYING for virgin wifi

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Reminder that if you're middle class or grew up in a middle class home, then you've only got yourself to blame for having a good start in life and throwing it away to be with lower class posters.

>>35835905
Did you see the who pooed in the fridge" episode with the Pikey women. I've never cringed so hard in my whole life.

>>35835968

Is there any reason why gypos don't absorb themselves into society? I know some are quite well off with all the stealing, but most are poorer than average, surely some would rather a normal life

>>35835979
>which vpn lad
express
>are you PAYING for virgin wifi
No you get some free minutes if you booked on their site

Hey lads, thinking of getting a 3ds cos I've got a bunch of long train journeys ahead of me, just wondering if I'll look like a manchild if I go around with on?

>>35836024
probably, but its a train who fucking cares lad
I sit and watch The Simpsons on my ipad

>>35836024
No one gives a fuck. Yhey're all too busy on their phones and ipads, and the only people who will see you is the person sitting next to you.

>>35836024
I'm talking to you cunts on a big laptop screen and I dont think anyone notices or cares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEChVBFuydc

watch this cracking vid lads

>>35836009
It's mainly muh tradition. Lots of us are moving into houses now and are losing our ways. I want to move away myself.

It's not so much stealing, they know all the legal loopholes on how to avoid the tax man. My family are quite well off

>>35836039
>>35836043
Thanks for the advice, I always cringe when I see people walking around with "nerd" stuff, I didnt want to be one of those people, but the 3ds games look fun and the journeys are like 5 to 6 hours long each

>>35836060
>"Mummy, why is that man looking at pictures of sad green frog people, and whats a faggot?"

>>35836061
That's not a Pikey, that's one of your lot. This is a Pikey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTdDL_WVRI

>>35836024
i doubt anyone would care. if you look a normal person then i doubt anyone would give a fuck. video games is a normies hobby.

i once seen someone looking yugioh cards when i was on a train. i thought he was autistic but half of the reason was because of how he looked too.

>>35835991
Lad I grew up in a middle class home but it turns out my dad is gay and now I know why my life is so fucked up.

>>35836148
not the person you replied to. yeah, i think some middle class people can fuck up their life because they have learning difficulties, or as you said a guy dad that i assumed feminized you. however, having said this, its still so much harder to fuck up in a middle class enviroment.

do you fellas even have proper bullies there? in my school you would get picked on if you never had a skin head

>>35836148
so your dad fucked you up the arse?

being a wagecuck isn't fun at all

>>35836147
I'm pretty normie looking, I think I could get away with it, especially if it was dark colours/in a case or something

>>35836061
Top laffs

>>35836145
Are the Irish even human?

My oneitis thinks she's a man, lads. All a bit weird.

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>>35835517
so wonderfully comfy

>>35835560
Aww thanks buddy, i really appreciate it.

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>>35836214
What do you do anon? you get to get a good job, then its fun

>>35836221
Does she got the pic related?

>>35836242
work in research at a university

>>35835847
post your feet and prove you're a fem boy

>>35836215
>Are the Irish even human?
They're not white. That's for sure

>>35836242
>Does she got the pic related?
No. She has a vagina and everything. Said she knows she'd look shit if she tried to transition properly now. But yeah can safely say not my oneitis anymore.

>>35836260
Thats why anon, thats a shite job, what uni and what research tho?

>>35836283
Good stuff anon, oneitis is shite, no man should ever feel that attached to a women

>>35835885
i like a boy ;0 i think hes seeing a girl now........i should just kill myself
>>35836264
i have s8 feet theyre kind of big. i mean im 5"10 so they are proportionate but ya

>>35836339
post a proof pic of something or fuck off

I want to become a copper just to make this joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHmXsDPJA6M

>>35836334
Honestly I was all excited because she looks shit hot in her pics but actually hanging out with her she's a scruffy mental ill person. Which I can still be mates with dont get me wrong would just be a nightmare to date.

>>35836267
Do i get to say i'm oppressed by the evil white man then? I want reparations

>>35836354
That's not to be sniffed at

I still here lads. 34p left in the meter now so I should be fine until I go to bed hopefully, I'm not turning anything unnecessary on.

>>35836356
Women aye

>>35836384
Are you sitting in the dark at the moment?

>>35836369
Get yourself a caravan, lad. Pikeys are officially an ethnic minority now

Lads, do you think I could legit become a copper, I'd love to catch criminals, I don't mind paper work, always wanted a on my feet job, and I'm alright talking to all different folk, you think I could do it?

>>35836352
cant we get to know each other a little first im not that kind of boy

>>35836433
no fuck off you fat lying attention seeker

>>35836402
Yes. The only light in here right now is coming off my pc monitor. Not ideal but this is the way it is

>>35836425
>I'd love to catch criminals
Bit scummy of you lad. Especially since you'll be hauling in kids on drug charges for 20 years before they let you work a proper case

>>35836369
blacks have muh whites, irish have muh brits

>>35836425
I don't see why not. It's competitive though, and you will be competing with diversity (unless you're applying for rural areas)

Have fun being one of those retarded "special constables" for a couple of years first though

>>35836470
PCSO's are laughable, there was one in our town called Jeff who was basically a laughing stock

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got a mate staying with me,he's split with his wife,they've 3 kids had a home. heartbreaking stuff right?
he's still got more drive,ambition and joy for life than i'll ever have.
feelinbadman.png

>>35836463
Druggies are scum of the earth.

>>35836487
When Jeff is a fully fledged copper, they won't be laughing anymore after he busts their arse

>>35836425
they are bringing out a policing degree soon, you should do it if you want to join the police.

you probs wont be able to get in with out any experience, qualifications etc. its hard to get in the police now a days

im study criminology. i was thinking about joining the police. probably wont because i would feel a rat

>>35836499
Are you going to make up for his lack of a wife?

>>35836501
>a person who gets high on the weekends is the scum of the earth
lol ok m8

>>35836501
This

>>35836518
This

>>35836527
I know they have the Police knowledge degree thing, I was thinking of volunteering while waiting for a job opening, nowhere around me is recruiting

>>35836518
he is a cop now and he's still shit. he rides around on his bike looking like a tit

>>35836529
bit gay that lad.
i was hoping he'd be moping around the house desu. got plenty housework he could do to take his mind off things

>>35836541
People who resort to external vices are problematic and more likely to commit other crimes.

>>35836606
Come off it, lad. It's not gay if you say no homo while you swallow his thick load

>>35836609
Bollocks. Plenty people take drugs and just keep to themselves. You think everyone who takes drugs is some junkie mugging old ladies?

>>35836425
i reckon you could lad. seems like you have drive. i say give it a go. you've nothing to lose.

Just counted my money

10450 and a jar full of pound coins

Anything I can do with that to escape neetdom? I can't stand living in this area anymore and as a young single male, I can't receive enough housing bennies to cover a flat

>>35836609
>People who resort to external vices are problematic and more likely to commit other crimes.

source? near enough everyone drinks, so you should hate pretty much everyone if this is how you think

>>35836642
Not all at the same time but the police officer I spoke to today said that druggies are more likely to resort to theft.

>>35835510
Salopian Lemon Dream, Sign of Spring or Lemony Cricket. I'll drink pretty much anything though desu.

>>35836570
Is it the bike or is it him? I wouldn't want to ride around on a bike, would rather walk

>>35836606
not the guy, you should try to keep his mind off things if he's done, but if you ask me to do housework you should do it with him otherwise its a dick move

>>35836609
This

>>35836642
What about the dealers? If normal people give their money to dealers, they deal more, and the more they deal the more likely you get junkies mugging old ladies

>>35836656
I'm going to do it, I was going to do it anyways, but I like to check with you guys first, the chan is lots of things but at least its honest

Look at all the nuggies i have and they are ALL MINE.

Bet you're all well jealous but i can make as many nuggies AS I WANT because im a BIG BOY and im allowed to use the oven haha.

>>35836673
>near enough everyone drinks
Speak for yourself, there is a growing number of young people who are t-total.

>>35836683
Do you know how many rich kids and well off faggots take drugs every week? Obviously Baz from the estate is more likely to rob someone, regardless of drug use.

>>35836725
And these people trigger the fuck out of people who drink. It's hilarious

>>35836705
it's both, he's all suited up with his tactical vest thing, boots all in black and then he's on some mountain bike with his helmet on

>>35836705
>What about the dealers? If normal people give their money to dealers, they deal more, and the more they deal the more likely you get junkies mugging old ladies
Do you think every drug turns you into a scum bag? What about weed? Or party drugs like MDMA?

>>35836725
Wow a jump from 1% to 2%. Alcohol still causes shit tons of problems for the police.

>tfw pissed in a pint glass at my desk so I dont have to run to the loo


lads

>>35836725
you have no real argument behind your avocation. some of the smartest, and greatest men of all time have been "druggies". have you conducted a study to prove your point or are you basing it solely on anecdotes. you seem quite edgy

this is coming from someone who doesent drink

>>35836717
You're living the dream. I have fuck all after buying the dog his raw meat and only have a Rustlers.

>>35836748
I know, its funny as fuck listening to people who get pissed every weekend try to shame them. Its like non-drinkers spoil their "vibe" by just existing.

>>35836425
you could eventually become one of the absolute #lads on police interceptors

>>35836828
Haha I know right I'm also a vegan by the way haha

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>>35836717
>>35836818
Forgot the picture of ALL MY NUGGIES.

Fucking hell lads..

As I reported yesterday I went out clubbing alone on Saturday night and ended up drinking other peoples abandoned drinks - fucking cheap night so it was, waste not want not! Must have drank at least 10 drinks so I was steaming by 5am on Sunday. Well today's been hell lads, as in delayed hangover hell. Just about getting on the better side of it now.

>>35834165
Got into kung fu a couple of years ago. The Prodigal Son is a classic. Warriors Two and Magnificent Butcher also have good choreography.