ASK A 31 YEAR OLD CREEPY IMMATURE VIRGIN MALE SHITPOSTER who

height and weight

how many drinks per day?

>>35831246
Do you like teenagers

>>35831309
6'1", 180lbs, alcohol intake varies, but at least half a bottle of whisky. Last night I drank almost two bottles and passed out in the chair.

>>35831336
>least half a bottle of whisky.
meaningless measurement

>>35831372
Half a litre, then, Christ.

Why have you not checked yourself into rehab yet for alcoholism or at least seen your family doctor about helping stop drinking?

>>35831336
Your parents buy alcohol for you?

>>35832415
It's like the only pleasure I have in life. Why would I want to get rid of it?

>>35832387
are you sure it's half a litre? fifths are more common that litres

I've been there and done that, never too late to change brother

>>35832443
Because chronic alcoholism like that will kill you in half a decade or less and twenty bucks a day on booze would pay for community college instead

>>35832450
I buy cheap Tesco whisky and drink it alone at night. If I go out I'll have between 10-15 doubles before I'm too smashed to continue.

>>35832480
Do you think you are better than that?

Have you ever tried to stay sober for at least a little while and try intense exercising with a healthy diet?

>>35831246
Are you me?

ahsdihdeh9dih

>>35831246
What's your parent's opinion on your drinking problem ?

>>35832461
I tried and failed.
>>35832471
I suppose, but I'd need some vision of hope for the future and I don't have that.
>>35832500
Not really, at this point.
>>35832515
Yeah. A couple of years ago I was a non-drinker and lost 110lbs through diet and exercise.
>>35832610
Possibly.
>>35832653
They know I drink a lot. They drink a lot too. I drink a lot more than they think, though.

How did you aquire funds in a bank if you have no job? Parents?

>>35833314
They made me save a lot as a kid and had a little college fund that I never ended up using. I saved when I used to work too, so I acquired a fair amount of money. Not enough to live on for much longer though.

>>35831246
You don't seem creepy. When you go out to drink what do you do? Do you talk to anyone?

>>35831246
Why don't you fix your life?
Why are you content being a failure and a piece of shit?
What's stopping you from improving?

>>35833383
>You don't seem creepy.
Thank you. I feel it, though. I go out alone and talk to random strangers in bars just to fill my need for human contact. Usually works out fairly well. Last night I met three nice German people who were here on holiday and also a girl said she was offended because I said her accent was quite posh. I feel creepy because I can come off as being a little forceful or desperate. I don't mean to be. I'm just trying to appear confident because everyone says fake it until you make it.
>>35833427
I'm not content with it. I tried to fix things. Did exposure therapy, started going to groups with socially anxious people. Started learning Spanish and the classical guitar. But I was still getting nervous going outside, so I took up smoking and drinking to calm my nerves a little. I'm too tired to keep doing it. I want to just live in a cave now.

>>35833743
I think I recognize you from other posts you've made, and if so, you might be my favorite 'poster'. I'd like to be your platonic friend. Will you post an email?

I like to say the word 'post' over and over. Sorry, I'm tired.

C'mon, do it! I'm a 40 year old woman. Maybe I'm the creepy one. I don't have any friends but I'm married with kids. I'd post my contact info but I'm afraid to and can't be bothered to make a throwaway.

>>35833907
Oh wow. Thanks. My throwaway e-mail is [email protected]. I can be a little flaky talking to people online though.

>>35834396
Great! I will email you. I'm feeding my 4 year old some oatmeal right now, and it's hard to type, so I'll just send you my contact info for now.