>Mom located the cum swamp It's over, bros...

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>>35831050
>Racist, german grandma found the hitler shrine.

She cooked a nice meal for me and gifted me 50 bucks.

It has begun, bros...

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>detective found the rohypnol pudding-pops

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>mom finds the tendy cum mixture

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>>35831050
>Angela found the refugee slaughterhouse

You're good as long as she doesn't come across the smegma ogre.

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>Mom found out that I was posting on 4chan unironically
im so fucked lads

>mom finds the communist manifesto

it's over, comrades

>>35831551
>it's over, comrades
Nyet, is beginnings of Glorious People's Revolution

>>35831551
what is it about r9k that attracts so many commies

>>35831604
Everyone is autistic as fuck?

>>35831604
Poor people want to share with rich people, the rich ones do not... Obviously
You are on a board with a bunch of unemployed or wagecuking autists.

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>mom found the scab gremlin
Shit guys it's over

>moot found the scat nigger
Its over lads, he will never return to r9k

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>>35831050
>mother found the puss goblin
do I unironically kill myself at this point?

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>sister administered the sinister cum ministrations

phase iv has begun

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>mom located the butt bicycle

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>mfw step sister located the gonad nomads
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??/

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>Dad found the cummy mummy

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>sister-mother gazed upon the abominable ass legendarium
This is it.
The end of all life.

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>Weimar government prevented the coup

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>NASA propagated the cum propanol

I don't know if Earth is gonna resist it this time, lads

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>Kid nephew fell into the semen cyclone
HOLY SHIT HOW DO I GET HIM BACK OUT
I WAS MEANT TO BE BABYSITTING HIM MY FAMILY ARE GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME

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>>35834024
No, Addie
You know who it really was who ended your Putsch

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>>35834024
Don't know why, but i lol'd at this one. Go fuck yourself

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>Mrs. Kelly licked the smelly cummies from my belly

Everything went better than expected

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>Mom opened the "Homework Folder"
>Saw the lolicon

>>35834332
appropriately named porn folders are the best

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>Mom found the spunk trunk

Guys should I run away right now or

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>>35831050
>tfw mom finds the "Hitler" folder
t. /pol/ack

>>35831550
>unironically
You are 12

>dad finds the 17 Mongolian children in my closet
It's all over

>tfw my mom finds pictures of my cousin among wank material

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>both my legal guardians have robbed the spank bank

I can't
I just can't go on living

>trump promised to "drain the swamp"
>hasn't drained my cum swamp
what a dick

>Authoritative figure has found an embarrassing object/location usually involving male ejaculate

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>the teach confiscated my pooper scooper

>>35834871
>not with additional fecal matter