How do we fix the virgin problem?

fug a woman or kys

>fix your posture
>start lifting
>learn how to dress
>get a proper haircut
>look forward and not downward
>whenever you make eye contact with someone make sure to stare until the other person looks away in order to assert dominance

>>35828836
That walk is a sign of mental illness

Mandatory sexual rites of passage.

>>35828805
I saw this picture on every board I go to.

>>35828805
Stop this meme it isn't even accurate

how did it get green anyway

>>35828973
>how did it get green anyway
someone used meme arrows on the image so it turned green

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>>35828805
I fixed him up

it's not gonna get him laid but at least he'll look awesome

>>35829182
I like the original, it is more relatable. Yes the people in your edit exist but there are fewer of them

>>35828805
just look forward

>>35829211
>it is more relatable
not to me

the shoes and haircut make me want to punch him in the face

>>35829278
the meme must be accessible to the widest audience possible so that the normies latch onto it

>>35828805
I do the eye contact thing and hand form thing but I think I walk pretty normally. I once had a drunk guy say I "walked like a badass."

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We teach virgins to do the alpha run. Problem solved.

>>35828930
Are you fucking retarded? It's a sign of a sedentary and isolated life.

what is the puss slayer walk?

This picture shows up 6 times in the catalog
Who the fuck is spamming this stupid shit and why?

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>>35829612
>tfw I did the """"alpha"""" run all the time in high school

>>35828822
>fug
kill yourself

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>>35828836
I spent over two years improving myself. I've done everything on your list for the past six months. Nothing changed regarding the way people interact with me.

You either have to be rich or both charismatic/handsome.

>>35828822
>not spelling it "fugg"
Step up your game, Man

Cant wait to have sex and finally be able to walk properly!

>>35831193
chances are you just have a shit personality and aren't fun to talk to it's evident with your post

>>35828805
You dont fix the problem, you are better off preventing its existence in the first place.

Is it considered autistic to compulsively have to pass people in front of you while you walk? I'm 6'3 with a decent stride and tend to be faster than people if I'm just walking normally

>>35829789
>imblying living a sedentary and isolated lifestyle isn't related to mental illness
ishygddt

>>35831234
you joke but it's real, anecdotally I've seen this happen when they gain the confidence associated with it, it's a slippery slope down to normiedom after that point

Hair seems to overreact to wind? Is this some kind of forced memetics experiment?

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>>35831351
its only autistic when you dont go in front.. then you're stuck behind them going REEEEEEE fucking go reeee

>>35828805
by giving it more attention and exacerbating it

stick a smug pepe on his head

People who walk slowly side by side should be gassed.

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>>35831234
> had sex with 20 different prostitutes
> still walk like a virgin nerd

>>35832084
yes, if the meme spreads the epidemic will come into normie consciousness, at the moment it's invisible

>>35832111
the trips do not lie. So many people do this and it's annoying, like they don't realise they're in the way.

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>>35831193
>you either have to be rich or both charismatic/handsome.

nope, you need a good start
good experiences will lead to more confidence and this leads to more sucess
bad experiences will decrease your confidence and your outlook on the world will change, even if you become charismatic, rich or whatever, you've seen behind the charade of the eternal normie
no force in the world can change the past

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>>35828805
>How do we fix the virgin problem?

Virgin Holocaust of course! (Part of the Beta Uprising "War")

>>35831193
>>35831193
I don't understand how that's not working for you, you're very attractive. How tall are you? What's your voice like?
Even if you're broke, painfully shy, and socially retarded you're hot enough to make up for all that.

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>>35831193
easily an 8
now kys

>>35828805
>"HAHA LOL VIRGINS ARE JUST LIKE THIS"

I don't give a fuck

The descriptions in this meme just mean everyone from New York City is a virgin; genius!

>>35829065
>meme arrows
>not calling them implying signals

Are New Balance really that autistic?
All's I own are a few pairs of NB. I'm starting to fear they're becoming too big of a meme.
>not a virgin btw

>>35828805
>Tfw I walk like this because I look at the floor due to the fact that I have a lazy eye
>Tfw don't even look people in the eye and I think it's because I'm self-conscious about my lazy eye

>>35829182
Motherfucker only a white high schooler would think thise was cool

>>35828961
Then start going to boards where they only discuss anime. This is a normie Facebook-tier meme

Pay an escort.