MBTI

>>35828759
If you care then you aren't INTP

>>35828766
>if you do X then you aren't [type]
I want this meme to end

>>35828759
ISTJ here. What in the world makes you think Sensing is better than Intuition?

>>35828766
They're called "personnality types" but they only reflect on specific cognitive functions, otherwise they mean jackshit. People are shaped by their experiences more than they are by the way their brain handles situations

>>35828801
Actions and feelings are extremely significant to personality types, so there's no 'meme' to end.

>>35828806
>Sensing is better than Intuition?
Sensors can actually do useful shit.
I'm not particularly intelligent and have no interest in studying science, so it's not like I can take pride in my intellectual pursuits either.
Sensors are also good at dealing with the real world instead of shutting themselves off from it, which is an enviable trait.

>>35828759
That picture is right on the button....

>>35828824
>Actions and feelings
What do you mean by that?
Your type doesn't define what you're interested in or how you feel about X or Y. Stop treating MBTI like a way to strictly categorize people, and read into cognitive functions

>ITT: fucking retards
MBTI is here to describe how you think
Not who you are

Lobotomy or shock therapy

>ywn know a female INTJ

>>35828766
This

t. Intp

>>35831263
I knew one.

She was repulsive in every way possible. I THINK I saw one at the grocery store once, not really sure but she was cute

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>>35828759
Adopt a mentality of abundance over scarcity. Stop being scared of the world. Stop self defeating thinking. Stop fapping.

t. istp

>>35831843
I can more or less relate to your pic, except that part about integrity and the truth because that's bullshit.
>abundance over scarcity
But I like minimalism. I don't have a lot of physical needs.
>Stop being scared of the world
How?
>self defeating thinking
How do I fix extremely low self esteem?
>Stop fapping
That's the only easy one

>>35830149
We are what we think.

>>35832083
Wow you're so intelligent anon

>>35832083
no you are not your thoughts. It's fucking neuroscience and buddhism 101.
And it's an idea that's prevalent in many other philosophies.

>>35831914
>But I like minimalism. I don't have a lot of physical needs

It's bad to encourage this because it's being driven by fear. It's a downward path. "I don't need to sleep in a house I can sleep under this bridge".

>How?
Look for ways to expand instead of degenerate. Feeling like you need to horde your time and energy is what drives being a hermit. Try to logically/consciously counter the subconscious irrational fear that is driving it. There is nothing logically to be afraid of in the first place.

>How do I fix extremely low self esteem?

Get some wins under your belt even if they are small. And go into your psyche and invalidate all the negative shit you think about yourself. I don't care if it's true or not invalidate it anyway.

>>35832317
>It's a downward path
Isn't it good to eliminate needs?
I'm not going to become fucking homeless. I just don't need a new TV or a smartphone or shit like that. I keep it simple.
>counter the subconscious irrational fear that is driving it
I'm not sure I get it. I don't really avoid things out of fear (not consciously at least), but because I don't feel like most things are worth it.
>invalidate it
How is it rational to tell yourself you're hot shit when you're obviously lacking in some areas?

I used to be an ISTP and now im an INTP
how do i stop being so depressed help

HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND MY TYPE??? THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE! THE TESTS ARE SO LONG AND BORING AND WHENEVER I DO ONE I FEEL LIKE I DIDN'T ANSWER A QUESTION PROPERLY AND THE PROFILE DIDN'T DESCRIBE ME

>>35832593
>tests are long
You're probably not an NT type, lel

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What did they mean by this?

You have been muted

How are you doing, fellow INFP's?

>>35832441
>Isn't it good to eliminate needs?

It's fine to be simple but strategically speaking if you're not growing in some way you're degenerating. Because life will pass you while you're standing still.

>I'm not sure I get it. I don't really avoid things out of fear (not consciously at least), but because I don't feel like most things are worth it.

Well just be aware if you're isolating yourself a lot it's because of a hording instinct. Your self talk needs to go from "I don't have enough" to "I have enough".

>How is it rational to tell yourself you're hot shit when you're obviously lacking in some areas?

How is it rational to beat yourself up over dumb things constantly? Strategically speaking it doesn't help you. Yeah sure you could be like an INFP and categorize all your flaws into a spreadsheet but why? You're taking yourself too seriously. It's not logical thinking it's pessimist thinking.

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>>35832704
going through horrible apathy
i'd rather just be sad honestly
this shit sucks

>>35831914
>a mentality of abundance over scarcity
I'm assuming what he means is to focus on appreciating what you have, rather than focusing on what you lack.

Your mind processes vast amounts of information, and only a small fraction of that shows up in your conscious thoughts. Which fraction this is exactly depends on what your mind considers important.
A simple example of this is when you learn the definition of a word, and suddenly you'll notice that word popping up everywhere.

If you focus on what you lack (for example a gf, or a normie social life, or material possessions), your mind will start considering this important and you will keep noticing lack everywhere in your life. And even if you do manage to get a gf, you'll likely still feel like you lack something because that's what your mind has been primed to notice. This is a mindset of scarcity, and it causes all sorts of misery.
If you focus on appreciating what you have instead, your mind will start finding more and more things to appreciate, things you'd normally take for granted. This is a mindset of abundance.

Regardless of your situation, you'll be a lot happier with a mindset of abundance. Practice appreciating things, and be wary of thoughts of lack and dissatisfaction.

>>35828766
>>35831292
aren't intp's only second to infp in terms of existential suffering though

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>>35828759
Would you believe me if I told you that your pic applies perfectly to me, an ISTP? I'm starting to think that, when dysfunctional, ISTP and INTP can become very similar in their suffering. Especialyl in my case because in addition to the typical ISTP suffering about lack of purpose, I am unusually preoccupied with philosphical shit that only fucks with my brain even more.

>>35833402
>I am unusually preoccupied with philosphical shit
Like what? Why would an ISTP care about philosophy?

>>35833440
I don't have much time to type now, but let me just tell you that I have been drowning in existential nihilism since I was 13, even though at the time I didn't call it that. I started reading Schopenhauer and Nietzsche looking for answers, but the truth is that they didn't help me, and Schopenhauer especially fucked me even more. Lately, mainly thanks to Alan Watts, I sterted getting interested in eastern philosophy in general, and Zen in particular, but I still know too little. I guess this is not usual for an ISTP, but like I said part of the reason I got interested in this kind of stuff is because I was looking for answers.

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You don't really see many of us around here. However, I attribute it to a nasty case of impostor syndrome. Any other of the master race?

>>35833547
Well, isn't everyone who gets into philosophy searching for answers?
I was kinda like you, started getting into philosophy for answers about existence, I found that Camus' absurdism or Stirner's egoism were the most interesting views but eventually opted for complete skepticism/existential agnosticism because I'm a brainlet and couldn't be bothered

Ok so
>not spontaneous enough to be a sensor since I'm mediocre at sports and tend to intellectualize everything
>not theory-driven enough to be an intuitive since I tend to drop subjects as soon as they require actual intellectual involvement and am bored by overly pure subjects like math or theoretical physics
>not spontaneous enough to be a perceiving type since I'm always anticipating things that could go wrong
>not organized enough to be a judging type since I tend to be easy going when it comes to routine and plans

The only things I'm sure about after looking into functions and all that shit is that I'm a thinker type and introverted

Who else is /literally nobody/ here?

>>35833643
Most likely an ISTP enneagram 5.

>>35833717
I doubt I'm ISTP, I was always picked last in gym class, am clumsy as fuck and often daydreaming instead of being active, I don't think I use extraverted sensing a lot
Enneagram 5 makes sense though

>be intp
>begin taking estrogen
>become infp

>>35833717
Can you give me a link to get started quickly about enneagram?

>>35828759
>INFP
>Want to flirt with girl who rejected me after she initiated a text convo
>Gut telling me not to do it
What is this

>>35833911
>What is this
Common sense

>>35832634
You're a weird ass hybrid, grats

>>35833928
>hybrid
Between which types?

>>35833917
Well I wish common sense was with me 2 weeks ago.

>>35833798
There isn't really one place. Just use google.

>>35833954
INTJ and INTP

You're near perfectly tied between their respective dominant functions. What's your major/job?

>>35833643
Probably INTP, ISFP or INFP considering they're shit at everything

>>35834067
INTJ? That's pretty strange
>What's your major/job?
None, I'm a college dropout and considering learning a trade

>>35833983

Common sense is that friend who is always right about everything, but fuck it you don't wanna listen to him because he's boring and you MIGHT win the jackpot this time.

At least common sense can't say "what did I tell you".

>>35834094
An INTJ (or NJ period) wouldn't drop out of college without a backup plan, that's an SP kinda move

>>35834094
You're actually closer to INTJ actually.

INTJ = Ni > Te > Fi > Se
INTP = Ti > Ne > Si > Fe
And you have stronger Te than Ne.
But you fit the bill of both pretty well.

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INFJ

>don't even know what I really am as an individual, just want to embody a cause or fight for something
>I feel like I need something to throw down my life for
>I know I could become a teacher or doctor or something, but feel the need for high risk - high reward
>sometimes it feel like my life's been leading up to finding a great calling to help people, and my self and ego is just a vessal for that

Rare feels? Does anyone else know this feel?

>>35834287
I never make backup plans
I wait to fail then make a decision
>>35834292
INTJ really isn't me
I can't manipulate my way into social interactions and I don't care for big schemes and plans

>>35832927

>Get Infp on all these tests, most descriptors fit me all right
>Come back to /r9k/ after six years away for the mbti threads to kill time
>"IM INFP AND I WANNA KILL MYSELF WAAAAAH"

What the fuck.

>>35834159
Yeah but sometimes you just want to do a thing. I haven't done things all my life and maybe common sense is to blame.

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>>35828759
ENTP here. How do I become an ENTJ puppet master?

>>35834504
You can't become another type
You can however fix your mistakes

>>35833742
>clumsy as fuck and often daydreaming instead of being active
sounds like INTP to a t

>>35834460
You're probably an ISTP
http://istp.wikia.com/wiki/Category:WTF_Years

>>35833742
You can be bad at sports and ISTP you know
Just like you can be INTP and not into math, or INFJ and not care about people/the world, or INTJ and not a vocal atheist, or ENTP and not an annoying cunt
It's all stereotypes

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>>35832083
Not "what" you think, "how" you think, retard. There are correlations, e.g. to intelligence, economic success or talents, but any type can be applied in pretty much any way.

>>35834353
i know that feel, having a mission in life is important for INFJ as far as i've read so you aren't alone

>>35834460
>I wait to fail then make a decision
Yeah, that is a strict P philosophy

>>35834548
>ISTP during wtf years
>normal INTP
What's the difference, in practice?

Who else here apparently INFP with high Fe and high Ni?

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Are ISTPs anything other than wagies?

>>35834353
nixx?

>>35834504
>>35833576
mein negers supreme

>>35834683
Travelling hobos

>>35834683
The "spree" killers that only get reported in the local news.

>>35834683
That guy who bullies everyone who's not like him

>>35833221

This is correct. INTP's, unlike INFP's, are capable of emotionally disconnecting from the world and retreating into their fedora-chamber indefinitely. INFP's are not, because INFP's are prospectors: they need newness, but crave stability. Trust me, being INFP is to live a life of existential suffering well beyond the fedora tippers of INTP or the sociopathics of INTJ. The only other group who comes close is ISTP, who finds themselves stuck in a world of rules and regulations, unable to function outside of a few industries where their warrior mentality can be rewarded.

>>35834684
Shit, I've been compromised.

>>35834818
>industries where their warrior mentality can be rewarded.
Such as?

>>35834827
you silly monkey put down that can of coffee and come on discord. we miss you ;-;

>>35834683
I think you have us confused for SJs. I was not made for having a stable job.

>>35834353
Pretty much all the martyrs in history were INFJs.

>>35834841
Nah, feck off m8.

But really though, I'm taking some time off. My brain's taken a turn for the toilet, and I'd rather other people weren't involved, both in the sense of not being a cunt to them and also genuinely not wanting other humans around.

Not gone forever, I'll be back in few days or a week, something like that. Who dis?

>>35834842
>I was not made for having a stable job.
>tfw bounty hunters don't exist anymore/yet

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>>35828801
The entire bullshit MBTI meme should end once and for all
all of you who seriously believe that filling out an online test gives you accurate results about your personality do not have an actual personality but need guidelines they can cling to

its literally the same structure as a fucking zodiac signs, marketed to pseudo intellectuals who think esoterics are below them but still need some kind of preorganized structure of different personalities they can choose from

i would sooner think that the personality test pic related has you fill out is more accurate

>>35834827
Also you're really easy to spot. And i know them feels. I feel the body is just a vessel and I must empty myself of all ego and cut all attachments so i can serve humanity

>>35834924
> filling out an online test
> its literally the same structure as a fucking zodiac signs

>>35834624
Provide response pls

>>35834683
SP can be wageslaves, but SJ are the true wageslaves

>>35834924
Yeah, got to say this meme is just pseudo-psychology (which is pretty demeaning) and astrology

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>>35834944
>uses same galactic wojaks all the time
>one of the only INFJs that post regularly

Really, I figure I was just baiting someone into realising who I was, whilst also in a really low-interaction environment. I wish doing almost anything wasn't like coordinating a team of 5 mutes, I never know why I'm doing anything or over-analyse my reasoning. Bored.

I do actually know who you are now, just didn't occur to me for a second. The knowledge of my caffeine abuse, mixed with alcohol and whatever else is in the near vicinity, and the emoticon made it obvious now.

>be me, intp enneagram 5
>NEET for 3 years after graduating high school
>no gf, no friends, just play vidya, skateboard, watch YouTube vids/shows, and fap
>fun for a while but turned into existential depression
>indulge in philosophy hard for about a year
>realize that life is an mmorpg
>mmorpgs are my favorite vidya genre
>holy fuck
>this epiphany changed my life
>try to join military because I don't want to be NEET anymore
>get permanently disqualified because migraines
>fuck.jpg
>wtf now?
>one day i randomly decide to skim through encyclopedias just to see what interest me
>realize i very much enjoy learning about how the universe operates
>recall that my brother has a conceptual physics textbook
>read the entire 642 pages
>holy shit i fucking love this
>apply to uni wanting to major in physics
hopefully it all works out

>>35834818

We need a comfy INFP/ISTP suicide squad
discord

>>35835110
>make Discord server
>comfy af for about 2 days
>overrun by noisy ENTP normies

Have fun, famalamadingdong. it hurts

>ISFJ-A
wtf

>>35834818
>sociopathics of INTJ
anon.....

>>35828759

join the INTJ/ISTJ master race. The best paid introvert personality types.

>>35835227
Who cares about money

blox

>>35835227
>wanting to be an ISTJ

At least you have some sort of chance at fulfillment as an INTJ.

also this >>35835232

>>35835068
Who am I?

Did you know high amounts of coffee causes schizophrenic like symptoms, with psychosis to boot
another reason why you shouldnt be abusing it

I thought it was obvious why you did what you did (At least for the discord) I thought it was because you wanted to practise socialising among like minded people.

Has any INTP here tried MDMA/Ecstasy? Holy shit last weekend I was in a group of like 10 people and I was the only one on it. I actually was able to talk to some girls, and I actually felt stuff, actual feelings. If any intps here have any social life left, I reccommend to try it during an event or something.

>>35835059
>>35834980
Its the same as in every one of these types and zodiac signs are shallow representations of the same characteristics made so no matter who you are you can relate to it no matter what

holy shit aries are strong headed ? so am i, finally i can find some sort of belonging

i also find it kinda funny that before mbti bullshit
appeared we used to have regular zodiac sign threads where just like in this one, posters told each other about what their personality types are and how they should act and its just the same

>>35834818 is exactly what i mean

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>>35835270
That was referring to me blatantly making out who I was to anyone who already knew me, through Discord, on 4chan right now. Wasn't talking about Discord.

Too late for the psychotic symptoms, according to some. I don't want to comment much, personally.

>>35828759
>tfw ESTP and I can relate way too hard to OP's image

>>35828824
MBTI is feminist pseudoscience garabage, anon.

A few years ago I would consistently get the meme result, INTJ. I remember taking the test after a mushroom trip and I got something completely different; I don't remember what exactly, but I think it may have been INFP, since I recall the description being "caregiver". I just took few different tests after seeing this thread and got ISTJ consistently.

>>35835434
why do you think so anon

>>35835479
The tests are self-assessing, e.g. subjective and inconsistent. Look into cognitive functions if you really want to know.

>>35835351
I dont get it but i'll take the (You). Remember drink lots of water and lay off the coffee. (At least for a week)

>>35828759
The human mind is an unpredictable biological enigma. Learn how to work in harmony with your mind and body with patience, be at peace with yourself and God and don't let a personality test define you.

>>35835570
>Really, I figure I was just baiting someone into realising who I was, whilst also in a really low-interaction environment.

I was talking about 4chan, right now.

>tfw ~2, 000 mg

>>35835624
Yeah I got that, just not why you b&

>>35835603

The human body is an unpredictable biological enigma. Learn how to work in harmony with your mind and body with patience, be at peace with yourself and God and don't let medicine define you.

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>>35835738
>I wish doing almost anything wasn't like coordinating a team of 5 mutes, I never know why I'm doing anything or over-analyse my reasoning.

I couldn't tell you either.

>>35835788
Maybe you want to be found
https://m.imgur.com/a/lGQUB

I don't mean to be self-serving, but is this ISTP?

>absolutely no effort in socializing, yet deemed as smart and likable
>deemed as someone who generally doesn't give a shit (when I often times do)
>doing a minor task that involves talking to a person flawlessly and with charm, even though feeling anxious before committing

>>35835901
>posting an image link on 4chan
anon?

>>35828843
>Sensors are also good at dealing with the real world instead of shutting themselves off from it, which is an enviable trait.

pfff sure

>>35834524
Or pretty much any IxxP type

>>35835927
I have my reasons
no I don't I just forgot. I'm just an infp

>>35835210
hey man hi

What's the ISTJ's end game?

>>35836288
Working all day long and pleasing their ENTJ boss

>>35836303
Yep, probably the worst personality, cerainly the one I hate the most (yes, even more than normies).

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>>35836367
What types would you say are inclined to be normies?

>XSXJ, ESXP, ENFX

>>35836420
I think the worst are:
>ESFP
>ENFP
>ESFJ

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>>35836420
Just use this picture
>>35836480
>ENFP
>worst
not really. They usually aren't retards.

I don't know if I'd consider myself an INTP but I wouldn't call my type exclusively anything. I do think, left alone for long periods of time, I start to experience insanity. and it scares me.
>Lied in bed for a whole month in complete darkness with only my laptop
>Spent a lot of it sleeping or awake, couldn't tell.
>Almost got kicked out of college.

In order to escape from this, I need to participate in social circumstances. More than social constructs, I fear my sanity.

In any given situation, I seem to stare off into nothingness. My visual perceptions start to morph into a singularity and everything becomes blurry doubles of one another. I activate pensivity where I ponder philosophy, psychology, anthropology, etc. Almost always, it leads to some facet of suicide (not wholly death). I consider self-mutilation as a form of spiritual ascension (particularly that of my vision) and physical suicide. I consider escapism, leaving everything, as a form of social suicide. I consider lobotomy as a form of psychological suicide.

>>35836496
But they often are SJWs

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>>35832704
how the fuck do you think it's going

>>35836550
Are they? They might care about equality a lot, but I don't think they care about posting SJW shit on tumblr 24/7 or getting mad because they can't take a joke

>>35833742
ISTP here

fuck sports

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>>35836709
u wot m8
are you not good at sports or just uninterested

>>35835098
so i'm not the only intp thinking that life is just another runescape? Sweet

>>35836709
>>35836788
Same here. I was never good, but that's also because I was never really interested. As a kid I was too small and short to actually play any sport properly. As I got older I also grew taller and stronger, but by then I applied my ISTP awesomeness to driving and playing guitar. I'm pretty fucking good at both, if I do say so myself.

Are all intuitives autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Xpuykt4-s
(7:17) they are asked to describe a cup

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Opinions about this? Seems pretty accurate

>>35837131
Sauce?

fghnmrtsb u6 snmx

>>35837131
Stop browsing reddit faggot.

>>35837173
https://www.reddit.com/r/mbti/comments/61h4al/solving_the_most_common_mistypes_intj_infj_intp/
>>35837298
I like the MBTI shit there. Everything else if complete cancer

>>35836980
The sensor before is much more autistic, lel

>>35836980
I think sensors are a bit more autistc tbqh senpai. Once he gets asked the question how he thought you can tell he gets the ERROR message in his head as he answers :"...It's a cup!"

Sigh...when will sensor brainlets ever learn?

>>35837609
Well sensors make up about 75% of the population, and are usually normies, so Its hard to conclude that they're more autistic.

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>always thought that I'm pretty average but wondered why people didn't figure out things that were obvious to me
>now realizing how basic most people are
I'm scared

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>>35837819
Welcome to hell. I just want to be loved, but can't stand people in practice.

>>35837509
Don't bring that reddit shit here. It's all fedora tipper intj elitist stuff.

>>35837730
Sensors are robotic creatures who are meant to serve the intuitives. Once AI comes into the picture we will see a huge sensor uprising taken to the streets. Sensors will become obsolete, while the intuitive masterrace will continue to live on for generations.

FeelsBadMan

Sensors are robotic thus the real autists, but since they're 75% of the population it would of course seem like the other way around.

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>>35837819
>always thought that I'm pretty average but wondered why people didn't figure out things that were obvious to me
What kind of things are we talking here, senpai?
>I'm scared
About what? The average person being kind of stupid? What's wrong with that?

>>35837914
Misanthropy is the only way, anon. Abandon your foolish desires.

>>35828759
>>35831843
>tfw lazy reclusive NEET INTP who wakes up each day with faith in humanity but has it destroyed the moment I see something stupid and remember nearly everyone is retarded
>but even they contribute to society by being wageslaves and consuming shit

>tfw suicide is the objectively right thing to do for society because contributing is too hard
>just going to sit here doing "nothing" (everything i like) and wait for chaos to come to me

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>>35837982
>tfw to smart to feel obligated to society
Why do you care about society? Have you just not lost complete faith and connection to the masses?

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>>35838010
To smart to post right images.

>>35837609
>Once he gets asked the question how he thought you can tell he gets the ERROR message in his head as he answers :"...It's a cup!"

But that was my response too. How could you think it's anything else? Can an intuitive not pick up a chair and move it without thinking about the philosophical ramifications of chairs? Sounds like a defective person to me.

>>35837982
this is the famous intp ti si loop. I've seen it in two intps in my life. One was a NEET guy in his 30s, married to a woman, whom he lied to saying he had a great job and everything. Now she's the one making the most money and doing the hard work. The guy had convinced himself that he was too good for society and refused to participate in it.

Same thing with another INTP my father knows who's in his 50s and has never really worked a day in his life. All he did in his life was to smoke weed and play guitar (which he did excellently). Nowdays he's obsessed with conspiracy theories, and still not contributing anything to society. Making the typical NEET remarks "You are just another cog in the machine" or whatever. He's a smart dude and has pretty much rationalized quite meticiously why he shouldn't participate in society, but it ultimately leads you nowhere.


This isn't good INTPs! I'm in an INTP and i'm fucking scared something like this will happen to me too.

>>35837923
So how are intutives going to sustain themselves? What exactly will be your job?

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>>35838212
If you ask me how I could tell a cup was a cup I start thinking about the biological functions of the brain, how children form the idea and schemas to recognize a cup and similiar shaped vessels and how they connect the idea to the shape, how it happens unconsciously before you even realise you're looking at a cup, the question of how reliable my current knowledge is, is science true, ontological matters as to what existing itself is, is the idea of a cup real, does it exist? What if our reality is a simulation in a computer, would I consider the idea to be on the same level of existence as the rest of reality, as it's being simulated simultaneously and what about its existence as a part of our brains and its functions.
Stuff like that. Do you seriously just think "it's a cup" when asked that question?

>>35838278
Why isn't it good? It's a victimless crime.

>>35837919
Man i love browsing subreddits for x mbti type its amazing, people are so fucking superficial and for some fucking reason they act super "Deep" and snowflaky also you have the elitist aspect of the whole thing. Its 10/10 cringe

>>35838278
>He's a smart dude and has pretty much rationalized quite meticiously why he shouldn't participate in society, but it ultimately leads you nowhere.
So what? What necessity does the man have to go anywhere?

>>35838346
My favourite part is trying to figure out where they laced in the elitism/insecurity subtly because you know it's there somewhere. You can basically reinterpret all INTJ posts as elaborate compliments to themselves.

>women rarely tend to mistype as intj but in the case they do they are often leaders
>true INTJ women will tend to appear masculine by societies standards

So basically he is using women INTJs to indirectly tell everyone he is the greatest hottest shit of all time. Bow down to INTJ master race.

>I believe it to be part of male culture that the dominant narrative of INTJs is something that is encouraged

Here is insecure about his masculinity and thinks INTJs are the epitome of masculinity.

>>35838568
No, he says that the common shallow INTJ stereotypes (which are bullshit) fit well with the common masculinity stereotype

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>MBTl threads

>>35838343
Yes. It's like how websites serve up a cached page because it uses less resources. You're wasting resources by thinking too much. You could of moved on to do something that matters. I could of moved on to do a 100 more useful things while you're still thinking about how icebergs relate to cups.

INTP here, but there's a ENTJ inside me struggling to get out. Is anyone else like that?

>>35838834
>You could of moved on to do something that matters
Why, exactly? Give me a clear and concise, sensor response for why I should do that.

>>35838903
Nope. I'm a 100% bonified ISTP inside and out, just the way I like it.

>when the sensor has to tell everyone how "beautiful" something is

>>35828759
>How do I stop caring altogether and become ISTP master race?

I was telling a friend about this idea today. Shit like this makes me believe in solipsism.

>>35838919
Uh that question is too retarded for me to comprehend.

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>>35839146
I honestly don't know if you're baiting or just a sensor.

>>35836496
This is the most autistic picture I've seen in these generals yet. You can just tell that a mistyped ENTJ made it

>>35839170
Is your life end game to wallow in your own feces?

>Same thing with another INTP my father knows who's in his 50s and has never really worked a day in his life. All he did in his life was to smoke weed and play guitar (which he did excellently). Nowdays he's obsessed with conspiracy theories, and still not contributing anything to society. Making the typical NEET remarks "You are just another cog in the machine" or whatever. He's a smart dude and has pretty much rationalized quite meticiously why he shouldn't participate in society, but it ultimately leads you nowhere.

Fuck me i was in the exact same phase with the conspiracy theories...It ended when i dropped out of collage. This is some unnearving shit.

I still autistically pick out bottled water without fluoride.

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>>35839209
This one is more autistic Tbh

>>35828759
Drugs. Is all to it. Just.get addicted to something.

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>>35839227
>unironically being this simpleminded
Are all sensors like this?

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INFJ

I'm not a robot though, I'm a charismatic and respected individual. I come here to remind myself how good my life is whenever I have doubts.

>>35839323
Go write your symphony beethoven.

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>>35839407
No. I will sleep and tomorrow do absolutely nothing.

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>>35834353
If I were born a few decades earlier so that I had time to finish my projects and acquire the fame and connections I need, I would be able to leave a notable impact on history. But the political paradigm will shift long before I'm ready to shift it myself, and I doubt there will ever be an opening for my kind of thinking as big as what we have right now. Feels bad man.

My advice: Start reading. Stop eating unhealthy food and doing things that you know are a waste of time. I wasted years of my life before I delved into philosophy and practiced writing, speaking, social experiments, and cult leading. You need a purpose. Once you have truly found one, it will be FUN to fight for your principles.

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>>35839517
Mate, don't encourage him to become Hitler.

Do you have a source for the pic? So I could research the loops of other types.

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>>35839553
The world has many vacant Hitler slots waiting to be filled. Complacency is dying with the boomers and it will come time again for the strong to rule over the weak. The age of violence and passion is coming, and you need to be ready.

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>>35839612
>The age of violence and passion is coming, and you need to be ready.
No I don't.

>>35839653
Enjoy being stepped on by the people that care. Passion does not equal righteousness or competence, and there will be mobs of fools fighting for their own causes. If you trust yourself more than you trust others, it is utterly irrational to sit on the sidelines.

Any other INTPs hate shit like doing the dishes, showering, eating, waking up, trying to fall asleep. It's all too much for me sometimes. Ideally there would be no physical needs, nonetheless they exist. Sad!

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>>35839750
>have to go sleep

I don't understand the difference between Sensor/Intuitive ways of thinking

How can I figure out if I'm one or the other?

Why are INFPs and ENFPs meant to be so compatible with INTJs?

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>>35839728
>If you trust yourself more than you trust others, it is utterly irrational to sit on the sidelines.
No it's not. If I want to sit on the sidelines I sit on the sidelines.

>>35839750
Every intuitive hates shit like that.
Sensors mostly too, but they think those things are important and do them anyway

>>35839815
Nobody likes doing dishes
I do the rest on autopilot so it doesn't bother me

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>>35839776
>have to eat

>>35839780
I'd like to know that too

What the fuck does it mean to "live in the moment"? You can't live anywhere else than in the present moment, sounds pretty dumb to me. How would someone who doesn't live "in the moment" behave?

>>35840097
You're a sensor.
Or stupid.

>>35835098
>>35836849
You guys might want to check habatica.

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>>35839750
>>35839776
>>35839933
This is too much. Stop. Please.

>>35840130
Please explain
When I think about something else than what's happening around me, am I not living in the moment?
Do people who live in the moment always just focus on the events immediately taking place in their environment?

>>35831263
tfw female intj :^)

Someone give me a good test for figuring out cognitive functions
Like what's the most accurate one

>>35839597 was meant for >>35831843 ffs

>>35839612
cringe
origahnufsdgj

>>35840332
Use 16personalities then closely examine all of the similar personalities to your result. The one that sounds most like you is more accurate than your result.

>>35839800

Dunno but my wife is Intj. She says I "balance" her. I think that just means I translate human emotion into austimo for her.

>>35840332
fuck that guy>>35840474
Best would be to do a cognitive function test and read about the cognitive functions.
16personalities is only good to read about the types stereotypes.
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/ has some good info about the different functions.

>>35840523
Yeah but is there a cognitive function test that is somewhat accurate

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>>35840549
>>>/sci/8783403 his pic is a good type indicator.

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I'm ISFJ how did I even end up on r9k

>>35828759
Any other isfj's here?
life is hell

Anyone want to try to type me by asking me a few questions?

>>35835175
Is everyone sperging out their right opinions on everything all the time?

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>>35840895
me senpai, how's it going?
origin4l

>>35839256
Yeah this person in question do similar things. He bought like a water cleaner or something and he's obsessed with health and nutrition and stuff.

I'm not saying that conspiracy theories is completely useless, i can see why it's fascinating and there might be some wisdom and some useful knowledge within that area. It's honestly fine to have that as a hobby. I just thought it was necessary to point it out because this is a guy who is a complete outsider-

But I'm not going to judge too much, i'm a live and let live type of guy. I just want to encourage people to get the most out of their lives.

INFP.

Most of the people here are too stupid to know they are INFP when they say they are INTP

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>>35838284
Drinkin' the finest wine 'cept i haven't earned a dime

>>35841651
I attract ESTP or ISTJ girlfriends.

Nothing like a psychopath to balance your emotions.

>>35841690
Very odd for an INFP to attract women of any kind. What's your secret?

>>35840954
horrible
I long for human connection but am too autistic to talk to people.
Relationships with other people is all i really care about but i'm an involuntary loner.
At least INxx can embrace their autism and focus on art, science, philosophy whatever.
I have no interest in these things, i just want a group of friends (or really just one friend)

>>35840204
sensors care about physical reality as they sense it and that's it.
Intuitives care more about ideas and theories (which can be about said physical reality or can be more metaphysical)

>ISTP masterrace
Its shit, don't romatisize it

>>35841769
How old are you?
As an ISFJ, I can feel you on that.
I tend to isolate myself quite a lot, although I always have my small circle of online friends I can always talk/relate to although I still wish I had someone for physical affection to feel better. Many of my friends are intuitives too, and I enjoy talking with them about any subject or idea even though I don't really understand much about it, it's interesting.
Don't you have any friends at all? What do you like to do?

How do I tell a person's type?
I know it's about behaviour, but I have no idea what to look at. Any tips?

>>35842275
This is probably what you want:
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/post/149191973762/type-spotting-guide

>>35842320
Thank you!
whydoievenhavetogetmutedforthisoriginalcomment

>>35842059
i'm 22
Currently i'm in college studying buisiness administration, it's alright i guess, but not ideally what i would like to do for the rest of my life.
And no, currently i don't have any friends at all. I used to have some online friends, but we rarely talk anymore. Last time we talked was some 2 months ago.

INTP here, I can agree with the trend of what other INTPs here have said so far. Im getting more and more minimalistic, I only sustain my body to sustain my mind so I can escape to video games. My body is the physical soul to my virtual body. No conversation I ever have is an open easy one, for me people are systems and I feed information in for information out. I was a quirky little shit but a girl liked me, I sperged out like an autist and never hugged back because I was paranoid about outside people scrutinizing me. I have horrific anxiety and only do well in classes by playing the system because I cant ask professors for help. I would feel disgusted of myself and didn't eat food because I didn't think I was worth food. Every second of every day was the horrible dropping feeling that something was going to wrong. Im super good at reading people's thoughts and emotions but dont do anything about them and am way too closed up to share my thoughts to others. I see cute girls but know that I'm an unlikeable autist that is super boring, and get super depressed over it. I have such a want for femininity that I cant get from outside sources that now im getting gender dysphoria and hate my body, which is ok because I pilot female characters that I create in the games I escape to. My attention is horrible, I never hear a damn thing even if I try super hard to understand something someone is saying for longer than 5 minutes. All of this is added onto the fact that my family always screamed and split, I got jaded to screams of pure misery in my household and lost all familial values. I'm trying not to touch drugs because I know theres no way Ill clamber back to any semi healthy existence if I touch them. I just want to be left alone.

>>35842459
Sounds like you have all sorts of mental problems

>>35841740
An 8 inch dick, facial aesthetics and a deep voice. Alcohol helps too. I've had hot girls pity fuck me after having a crying episode and realizing what a "nice"/good guy I am.

I have a quiet confidence about myself. I had a great childhood though adulthood hit me hard. Psychologists though will tell me that I dad an rough early childhood.

I developed a sense of humor at a young age. I have a talent for telling stories in front of groups of people and girls love a guy who can tel stories(especially a guy who can make a group of 12 people laugh hysterically). Humor is how I made friends. I was the class clown growing up.

But for whatever reason girls love to hang out with me (which fascinated my NT roommate) . I've been friend zoned before but those girls ended up setting me up with other attractive girls instead. That's how I met my ex girlfriend. Girls will help you out if they geniuinely like you.

I've been one of the most popular kids in school and I've been the school loner. Being an NFP can be alpha if you use it right. Read into emotional intelligence, it's the key to success in life.

Unfortunately I have bipolar disorder and I'm on medications.

Being a nice guy isn't a bad thing if your confident/delusional about it.

>>35842507
of course he has, didn't you read him saying he's an intp?

>>35842437
Then you have plenty of time to improve. Do you have someone you talk to daily? It seems quite uncommon for an ISFJ to be completely alone, the only reason I could think of might be that one is pushing others away himself or just not letting anyone know him for some reason. I hate to say this but, why don't you try to get to know someone who share the same interests/hobbies as you? That's how I got to know my friends (even though it was over the Internet)

Sup MBTI brehs.

Who /going batshit insane/ here? Post your type and your story

>ENTJ
>Never been in love but with a Stacy who held the biggest blue balls competition in high school
>never make a move because to scared to be embarrassed by the others
>eventually forget about her
>college begins and no gf because all of them are sluts or disposable or just ugly
>until this bitch comes along
>She is about my size which is rare considering girls are smaller than me
>drop dead gorgeous, quite a cunt, aggressive yet autistic just like me
>the only problem is that she's like 25 years older than me, has a family and is my fucking teacher
>she constantly fucks with my head and so do I
>getting more insane within the days come by
>most people fall in love with people of their age and with other students not with their fucking teachers
>tfw I just want a normal relationship

>>35841740
Johnny Depp is an INFP and women flock to him.

>>35843017
I have extreme social anxiety so i don't really aproach people. People also don't aproach me because i'm pretty much invisible to everyone in college.

As for internet friends, yeah i've had those before but i always feel like i am the one who has to do all the work. I'm always the one who initiates conversations, if i don't start talking to them it could be weeks until they talk to me, which i really don't understand because we have really fun conversations and they always mention how much they like talking to me

>>35843595
You don't have anxiety. You're just selfish

I have a ISFJ classmate who said the same yet he was going all out socializing

>>35842275
Easiest to do it by the top two cognitive functions which can be:
>Se
Observant, outgoing in a physical way, always looking for new sensory info, express themselves through physicality, what they see, do, hear etc. In the moment and thrill-seeking. Enterprising on new opportunities. (SPs)
>Si
Retention, creates and relies upon a mental archive of facts they know. Memorizes and catalogs in order to draw upon their archive to later solve problems. Routine and procedure based.(SJs)
>Ne
Induction, seeing something and intuitively coming up with a myriad of new ideas based on that one thing. Flexible, can play devil's advocate or seemingly switch beliefs on the drop of a hat. Always hungry for new ideas. (NPs)
>Ni
Deduction, seeing something and subconsciously and intuitively processing new data, without really thinking about it they might take something they see or read and come up with an impression of varying brilliance based on it. Curious but focused. Cares more about what you can do with one thing rather than everything related to it. (NJs)
>Fi
Authenticity, individualistic, ones own core values, opinions, beliefs, ideals etc. taking priority in that person's life and existing almost independently of the outside world. Generally If a person who has dom/aux Fi flip-flops in what they say or do it's a completely genuine change of heart, guilt can come from this as it's not always a conscious change. Will use their own selves to relate to a person or the world, strong empathy can come as a result. (FPs)
>Fe
Social, emotion and feelings that are more directed to the world at large, the people around them and what will work best for -them-. Often open emotionally, can stress norms and polite behavior. The best Fe users will make you feel warm, the worst will turn everyone against you. Will use the world/their culture/whatever to relate to themselves and other people. (FJs)

1/2

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>>35844298
>Te
Goal-oriented, tries to find out what they can use, how they can use it and which ways it will help further their plans. Uses clear, concise procedures and methods to get the job done. Systematic, concrete and accurate. (TJs)
>Ti
Analytic, wants the world to make sense in a logical way. Forms an internal framework of how things work, constantly adds to and improves upon this with experience and experiments. Can be reflective and overly elaborate in their thought processes. (TPs)

Refer to this pic to find out which type goes with which functions but generally you can rely on the following::
Introverts: I/E/I/I
Extroverts E/I/E/I
If a thinking/feeling function is their first function then a feeling/thinking function is their last and intuitive/sensing functions in the middle and vice versa for N/S leads.

Hope this all helps.

Changed formatting since it was just a wall of green, also I fucked up and forgot pic.

>>35832317
Some rare actual good advice on r9k

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>mfw I'm certain I just met an INTP female

>>35844443
You were so close to quints. Sad!

Describe her, anon, how are you so sure?

>>35828759
Is this guy really an example of an istp or is he just an intp?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm57pBI9_xQ&index=4&list=PLAmzPpzs8xJYWm8PfU1Q6i7CQzG5D2hVy

>ISTP master race

ISTP here. I am not a master race. I have all the autism and schizotypal personality traits without any of the mastering of skills

>>35844700
Why would he be an INTP?

>>35844700
This video was less unenjoyable than I expected. I believe he's just a nerdy ISTP. Favorite vidya are presumably Smite (most action-y MOBA) and TF2, both an ISTP would like. He has pretty big tattoos on his arm too so he's impulsive like an Se user.

also if he were as in-his-head as an INTP he probably wouldn't have a gf.

>>35844939
because he's nerdy and doesn't have that typical aggressive asshole vibe ISTPs seem to have

>>35844700
definitely an ISTP
he is very interested in the aesthetic of things and physical sensation, that's much more characteristic of ISTP than INTP

>>35844700
>There's more of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL0XQiB2_CQ

>tfw no fellow INFP gf
She's a hundred times more talkative than I am though.

>>35845454
>She's a hundred times more talkative than I am though.

She's clearly uncomfortable talking, she probably feels presured to be ''open and sociable'' infront of the camera

>>35845491
Yeah I noticed that after watching the video some more, lots of head and eye movements like the ones I make when I do a speech.

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>>35834560
>>35837919
>>35838744
INTJ Catholic here.

>>35839750
>eating, waking up,
Homeless now.
Only these are issues for me.

Only these

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>>35845694
Do you fight vampires?

>>35845694
INTJ atheist here
I don't care what anyone else believes in, as long as they leave me alone with their bullshit

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>>35845722
No but I fight against demons daily.

>>35845804
What kinda demons?

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>>35845813
Sneaky ones.

>>35844692
She was eloquent as fuck, very receptive, rational yet open minded. Looks-wise, no makeup whatsoever and somewhat unkempt hair.

Overall, 10/10 will probably obsess over.

>>35837131
You guys are overcomplicating this personality test way to fucking much.

>>35845103
ISTP aren't aggressive, we just don't really give a shit/know about your feelings, so we come off as cold. It's kind of like if the whole world was half SJW so to you everyone looks kinda weak except other ISTP

>>35833745
hoping this happens for me. gender is not a social construct, its a chemical one. also im emotionally dead inside.

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>>35845694
hello my fellow catholic intj brother
sure feels good to not be such a brainlet to not being able to into theology

>>35835227
I cant tell if im ISTJ or INTJ. I get both of them in tests but 16 personalities says I'm INTJ but almost 50/50 intuition/sensing, leaning slightly toward intuition. I googled it and someone said that you'll know you're INTJ if you've always felt like an alien and you don't fit in or something like that.

>>35846388
The last one directly opposes how Christians see God though, as a creator independent of his creation.

>>35846424
Just read this
>>35837131

>>35846512
>implying this isn't how the higher ups in the catholic church see god

All the traditions, rituals and costumes are there to keep the sensor sheepie normie catholics satisfied

>>35834924
>Answering questions with specific things you do
>Answers to questions specifically highlight your personality and how you respond to situations
>Same structure as basing personality on stars millions of lightyears away
In case you were ever wondering, you're a fucking retard.

>>35846543
"The mistypes will appear to be normal people with control issues"

Yeah I'm not normal at all. Also ISTJ is the most common type if I remember, which makes me think I'm not ISTJ

>>35847089
Read the part about Ni-doms

>>35835904
since nobody will respond i will anon
I am an istp and this describes me pretty well

comfy mbti discord
discord.gg/rgFanTK

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>>35846388
Massive heresy in that last panel, senpai.

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>INFP girl
>regarded as a pure waifu virgin fairy tale princess
>INFP male
>worthlessness made into a human form

it's not fair

>>35848018
The only INFP girl I have ever talked to was chill as fuck.
Every INFP male I have talked to was a whiny bitch.

>>35848059

I'm only a whiny bitch in this post, all I do is listen to all my friends be whiny bitches and give them free therapy.

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>>35833221
Yes. People misinterpret what "logical" means when referring to these tests. They take it to mean if you're more logical, you're more like some kind of calculator-person. What the test means by logical is the way a philosopher is logical, building internal belief systems, testing them, and applying different concepts to them. If INTPs were really that cut and dry they wouldn't be one of the shittiest paid and least successful of all the types. They aren't inherently robotic.

>>35828759
>IxxP master race
no

t. ISTP

>>35848059

INFP females are the actual princesses every other female type wishes they were and pretend to be

they're like what captain hook envies about smee if anyone actually read peter pan

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Does anyone want an INTP friend

If you're xxFP or xSTJ we might not get along though

>>35848157
>IxxP not master race
>wanting to be a loud obnoxious E
>wanting to be a pedantic asshole J

>>35848167

I don't have time to be your friend but I'll blow your ego's dick with a quick questionnaire

1) What is your favorite animal and why?
2) What is your favorite category of 3D porn and why?
3) Will you answer these questions if you're not even that anon and why?

>>35848167
>INTP might not get along with an INFP

what did he mean by this?

>>35848167

>If you're xxFP or xSTJ we might not get along though
I don't think you are intp

>>35848159
Where do I go to find INFP females?

>>35848222
1) I'm not sure, I never think about animals.
2) Who cares?

>>35848252
why not? I find xSTJs rather boring, same for xxFPs.

>>35836496
Im infp... but fucking hate sjws. They're what make my dream fantasy land deteriorate

>>35848266
riding my alpha intp cock

>>35828759
Stuff like that pic is what used to make me come here.

Is that supposed to denote a specific type or is it just a general relatable?

I know wanting to just go lie down in a tent in the wilderness is so childish and retarded but all I am so fixated on escaping.

>>35848283
Anon, please. INFPrincesses are for pure.

>>35848266

you break into random houses until you find a NEET woman locked in her bedroom. you literally have to rescue you her from her tower, like a fairy tale princess.

>>35848317
INFP girls dress like boys

>>35848240
i never had fun or anything with INFPs. and I dont think I need them anyway.

>>35848281

I'm an INFP who most often completely disagree with SJWs, I don't hate them though. I think they need to accept some harsh realities and thicken their skins, and this advice coming from an INFP should say something.

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fellow INTP over here

>>35828759
>>35831843
completely true

>>35837131
i truly have great difficulty talking about myself

also, something that always comes up about INTP's is how we would like to have a dominant girlfriend
just a thought

>>35833440
I'm an ISTP graduating this semester with a B.A. in Philosophy. Generally, I would say that ISTP's aren't naturally motivated to get into this field, but obviously we are capable of excelling in it (just like anything else). ISTP's definitely do best in the discussion aspect of philosophy, good at adapting views to either fit an argument or refute it.

>>35848329
quite accurate, my infp gf is wearing a mens sweater rn. however she looks real cute innit.

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>>35848397
>dominant girlfriend
maybe socially but definitely not in our couple. either way i dont think my girlfriend will try to get ahead of me even if she is naturally very dominant. theres never a woman who tries to be smarter or whatever than me.

>read INTP
>recognize some parts in myself
>deep down know I'm just an INFP

how can I turn that F(aggot) into a T(opboy)? Is it possible to change something so core to who you are?

>>35848487
i talked to an INFP girl the other day and feminity literally scared her. as if she wont be respected if shes feminine and needs to be masculine instead. thanks for nothing feminism

>>35848556
nope its impossible

What's the personality trait that's the most depressing?

>>35848570

if she's an INFP, do everything you can to convince her you truly think she's very pretty and feminine and she should become comfortable being an actual lady, if only around you. And this is assuming you are one of her few, chosen close friends.

>>35848607

INFPussies

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>>35848609
oh well i found her boring anyway and im not really talking to her anymore. feminity should be understood naturally. i otherwise got no time to waste. the potential is simply not there.

>>35832927
>Because life will pass you while you're standing still.
I feel like this is the case for everyone though. What good will it all be for when you're old? I feel like I'd be too scared of death to reflect on whether I'm proud of my accomplishments or not.

>Your self talk needs to go from "I don't have enough" to "I have enough".
Isn't that contradictory to this:
>It's bad to encourage this because it's being driven by fear. It's a downward path. "I don't need to sleep in a house I can sleep under this bridge".

>How is it rational to beat yourself up over dumb things constantly?
I don't think I'm capable of knowingly lying to myself to amend this though. You can say I lie to myself anyway to make my situation more miserable than it is, but that's not a conscious decision.

>>35848628
Fuck you motherfucker suck my dick

>>35848656

an INFP wouldn't say that unless he was confident it would be taken as a joke, you need to take the test again

>>35848688
I'm not INFP lol

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>>35848588

not today lad

I'm gonna pretend to be the T until I become the T

>>35848713

why are you getting angry on behalf of the INFPussies my dude

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>>35848724
im so fucking boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd
awregfawregawrge
dftyjftyjftukftyuk

>>35848738
Because I want to feel loved

cri :(

>>35848766

I'll love you just for asking and just for now, I really am sitting here imagining what you look like and feeling love for you. it really happened.

Sorry new to this whole personality test shit
Whats the "best" personality type for both m and f?

f istp here

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What does it take to find someone interesting?

You all suck or what? I'm tired to be alone.

>>35833440
ISTP here I care about philosophy because of MGTOW.


MGTOW philosophy fits perfectly with my believes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7BEPKXuQk

>>35848757

>awregfawregawrge
dftyjftyjftukftyuk

what did he mean by this?

>>35834924
MBTI is just the surface level. Many psychologists agree on its lack of consistency but its the closet we got to helping people understand were to start in understanding their cognitive functions. Once you've got the test result you should research and look into all the cognitive functions which are essentially the basic building blocks to MBTI. Doing this with some deep introspective reflection and you can begin to get a deeper and more accurate understanding of the way your mind works. Which is why people use the MBTI test and why its not entirely bullshit. Give me a test that introduces your cognitive functions in a short concise and semi accurate way like the MBTI and I'll call the entire system bullshit just 4 u.

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>>35848806
are you like trinity from the matrix

also it doesnt fucking matter

>>35848806

they're all shit, there are sixteen types but they all basically fall into four categories

>intellectual superiors who work in macdonalds
>normies who are shallow
>normies who are stupid
>feels on wheels who are giant vaginas

>>35848849
what category would i fit in then haha

>ITT everyone blames their shortcomings on personality horoscopes they got from a 5 minute online quiz

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im crumbling
out of boredom

>>35848871
shallow normie who is quiet

>>35848871

the normie ones all begin with E

intellectual superiors have T and giant pussies all have F, as far as I've checked. if this hurt your feelings you're probably a giant pussy and if you think you're better than me you're albert einstein reincarnated

>>35848926
Makes ISTP sound pretty good. Intellectual and not a pussy-- ticks all my boxes

>>35848926
i still dont know the difference between ns and tf
n seems to be as tied to thinking as t itself

>>35828759
>tfw lazy procrastinator and failure at life, but also very punctual and don't like breaking rules and like structure

So does this make me an intp or intj? Where does the meme that intps are rulebreakers come from?

>also have strong feel, so i'm also considering infp

>>35848944
yeah he forgot to mention intelectual superiors also need to have N instead of S

>>35848993
well rip... nevermind then haha

>>35848944

I just read ISTP, you're a shithead who ruins the mood and spoils everyones fun when you just stop playing a game or bail out of an activity

>>35848813
If you really care about and understand philosophy you wouldn't have the slightest interest in women

>>35848971

it makes you a ding dong playing ping pong in sing song. if you're an intp you'd have started jacking off as soon as you read the intp description so you're not, and if you're an infp you'd have killed yourself already, so you must be an intj

>>35849040
Nah Im usually the one who wants to keep playing (csgo/sports etc.)

>>35848971
INTJ, INFP's main function is Fi and INTJ has Fi as their tertiary function, INTPs however have Fe as their inferior function

>INTPs are rulebreakers

its moreso that rules don't particularly matter and neither does structure when it comes to doing something they want.

t. INTP

>>35849077

>actually unironically typing haha, twice
>playing sports
>being a female

there's no way you're an I, you're an E

>>35849099
cool, but i thought intjs were supposed to be these hard working overarchievers. I'm literally too lazy to even do the thing's i'm passionate about

>>35849147
Haha is a filler- has become a bad habit now. Havent played sports in a while (social anxiety and depression fucked me up). Is extroversion more common in females?

>>35849185
>is extroversion more common in females?
yes, so is sensing and feeling

>>35849185

to be honest I don't have any idea what I'm talking about, I was just trying to hurt your feelings

>>35849247
oh lol. I didnt catch that at all

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>>35849185
I don't think I have never met a female ISTP, I think they're pretty rare.

>tfw no tomboy ISTP gf that I can bring to car shows and fix cars and other shit together

>>35848471
You sure you aren't a mistyped INTP?
How does Se deal with abstract stuff like philosophy?

Anyone want to ask me some questions to guess which type I am?