Family Bonding

>>35828125
I'll leave you this bump hun but I'm going back to sleep

>>35828330
>hun
H-how did you know?

How did the last one die so quickly? Also roll I suppose

>>35828601
What's your story again?

>>35829723
Pedo, his sister's she can be counted on your hands

>>35828125
Rolling for cousin i love

>>35830417
So are you gonna post results or nah?

How about a necro bump to page 1, yes?

>>35828601
Straya cunts don't know how to bump

what the heek man lole

I sure do love life, and I hope you guys do too

>>35828601
Because the trips who used to bump are all gone

>>35833997
Because all of the trips are gone there's a lack of meaningful conversation going on. That guy is a literal pedo who molests his 9 year old imouto, he doesn't belong here

>>35834153
That's the part that confused me. The folks bitch about fake stories, and people conversing. Yet now it's a dead thread of bumps with no stories, no personalities, and no more unique than a generic B repost.

Makes me miss Story-chan and Anal Guy bumping with random shit

>>35834274
>fake stories
The fact that she confessed, as well as Pat, was the straw that broke the camel's back for these threads. It was only inevitable.

>>35834345
These threads will not die.

>>35834345
Yeah, but be honest: does it really matter if it was true or not? Think about where you are nigga.

At the end of the day, truth matters less than the entertainment. And ultimately, it's that what this is all about? Entertainment?

>>35834372
These threads were never meant to be regular or anything, I don't think I've seen them created regularly before october/november last year. These threads were fairly sporadic.

>>35834409
The current condition of these threads should answers all those and any other questions you may have.

>>35834345
>the straw that broke the camel's back for these threads
That was the retards who came and shat all over 3 threads demanding that the trips stop posting. It just degenerated these threads into a 500 post flame war until a new one was made.

I'm still around, in case anyone cares. I just won't trip or bump anymore since I seem to cause problems for y'all. Won't trip again after this post, just wanted to let ya know I wasn't dead or gone

>>35834597
You better start posting again. I don't give a fuck if you think you cause problems here. Look what these threads have become without the trips. And no, that disgusting pedophile doesn't count

>>35834597
Please don't leave us Uncle Anal, we need your support

>>35834654
No thanks. Any second now the trolls will jump in asking me to buy pizza and other stupid shit to derail the thread.

The old trips time is done, methinks

>>35834680
Tell us a story you cuck

>>35831091
I don't know whether to wait till tomorrow and see her, or over the phone

>>35835274
If you really have feelings for her, wait until you see her

>>35835335
I do, and i will, hopefully it'll be tomorrow

>>35835119
Maybe some day if the threads aren't fucky anymore

Everyone remember to brush your teeth today

I just wanted to say hi because I'm in a good mood. Sorry I crashed the threads but I've been feeling better by not posting. I even started to socialize some.

>>35836839
Any luck with that boy from class?

>>35836839
Don't worry about it, we'll be back to normal soon. I liked having you post as yourself, but if you think you're better off not posting, then don't post anymore. Anything happen with that boy you like?

>>35836839
>Sorry I crashed the threads

not like anything else is happening.

glad things are going better for you. i should probably follow your example and go do something productive.

>>35836913
We talk a little bit. I'm slow with this stuff. We ate lunch together today which was nice. It was mostly him trying to talk because I'm not too good at making up conversation but I enjoyed it.

>>35836946
See above I guess

>>35837024
Well I was having all sorts of embarassing autist related stuff happening because I invested so much into posting. It wasn't really just so I could be productive.

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>>35837061
I know you said you were in school. I think you said college right? Do you have a major? Sorry if you've told us before

>>35837061
Well that's good. I hope things work between you and him, sounds like he makes you happy.

>>35837095
I major in "my mom drops me off every day so I'm here." I don't have a major and I don't really know what I would want to do.

>>35837110
He's really nice and really patient. He's pretty cute too which helps. I like his voice a lot. It's very gentle but it's masculine at the same time.

>>35837178
Have you tried giving him a hug to see how it makes you feel yet?

>>35834680
Oh my fucking gods nobody ASKED you for anything, Lady Martyrpants of house Attention Whore.

>>35837338
No I haven't. I can't just hug him, that would be weird. I'm struggling to understand physical contact and intimacy. Things got a little strange last night and I'm facing all sorts of new thoughts and emotions. It's a lot for me to sort through.

>>35837610
Try asking him for a hug, most guys wouldn't reject an offer of a free hug from a girl
>Things got a little strange last night
What do you mean? Are you okay?

>>35837720
As an outsider, he wouldn't deny it but it would be kind of weird. Like I would answer "Sure?"

Either way, story-chan sounds cute so I hope she gets to be happy with her guy.

>>35837720
I was hanging out with my brother and his friends and I had a decent amount to drink and went to lay down. There was a girl there and she got in bed with me and played with my hair and scratched my head a bunch. She ran her hand down the front of my body and I stopped her before she reached my vagina. So she kissed me, told me to go to sleep, and when I woke up she was gone. It's just a lot to process. I'm totally okay, I really need to sort through it all and see how I feel.

>>35837865
Well that is pretty weird. It almost sounds like a dream or hallucination.

Bump for family hugging

>>35837865
>Lucy is real

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>>35838888
So you gon text or nah?
>tfw you won't deliver
Why participate in roll threads if you're not going through with it?

>>35839066
No, I was just bumping. I got quads though, so that's pretty cool I guess.

>>35839123
redshit

>>35839140
Someone's grouchy today

>>35839140
I don't know what you mean, so I'm going to assume it was an insult. I remain unfazed.

>>35838051
It was weird but it was real.

>>35838907
Everyone I wrote as was in some way tied to my thoughts and emotions. So in the tiniest sense, they were all real.

>>35839226
Story-chan goes full clam digger when?

>>35839263
Never, I like boys more. Girls are just a small part of my sexuality. There's just a little bit of interest there.

>>35839302
I'm going to assume you're a virgin, excuse me if you aren't. But if you've never slept with either gender, how can you know that for sure?

>>35839330
Because I like boys more. I don't think you really have to try everything to know.

>>35839434
Not sure I'd agree with that assessment. But I'll respect that response

>>35839434
Okay, how did she kiss you and what did you feel when you remembered?

>>35828125
>went into kitchen, snuck up on sister
> hugged sister from behind, she yelped
>she signed "what was that for?" at me
>told her "because i love you, stupid"
>she smiled and pushed my face away
>picked her up and walked her into the livingroom, then dropped her on the sofa
>she laughed and signed "stupid, I love you too, now carry me back into the kitchen!"
> Carried her back into the kitchen
> She let me taste the bolognese sauce
> Signed "not enough salt"
> She signed back "no more salt, now go away, i'll come up when dinner is ready"

It's nice being friends with your little sister.

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>>35839923
Katawa Shoujo Imouto

>>35839923
Aw that's cute. How old are you two? How long did it take you to learn enough sign to talk with her?

>>35840024
she's 15, I'm 23. (It's not that weird considering my mom had me when she was 18, but there's a pretty big age gap)

She was confirmed deaf at around 1 years old and the only way we could communicate with her was through sign language. Mom and I bought some "ASL for baby" tapes and picked it up pretty quickly. I was super into it even at that age because I wanted to be able to communicate with my sibling as she got older.

>>35839993
She looks more like the smaller blonde one. Probably because she is small and blonde. Seriously she's 4'11 at 15. I don't think she's going to get any taller than that.

>>35840249
Can she run really well?

>>35840271
I guess so. I've never really thought about it.

>>35840249
She's really smol. Keep being a good older brother.
Can she read lips or speak?

>>35840311
She's the deaf Emi!

Pat please tell me you're not dead

>>35834516
sound to me like they cleaned the shit!

you fucking orbiting cunt!

>>35841313
Hey imploder-fag, missed you babe.

>>35841313
Seriously though why are you still here?

>>35834680
>>35836839
>>35837061
>>35837178
>>35837865
>>35839226
>It was weird but it was real.
HAHAH sure bitch
>>35839302
>>35839434
>>35841085


fuck off and don't come back.

>>35841337
>>35841338

the fucking truth would melt you.

>>35841338
He's ready to implode the thread again, look out!
>>35841374
I'm sure it would you lying sack of shit.

>>35841337
you missed me and I was never gone?

also considering your main argument was your incest threads are dying was proof of a more stable ground you had.... explain YOUR last 3 threads?

>>35841421
The last thread died because of your shitposting in the previous 5, just give up.

>>35841421
>explain YOUR last 3 threads
Ausfags didn't bump overnight. Explain all of YOUR threads that died in the middle of the day?

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>>35841387
>lying sack of shit.
to me it fucking hurts that you are pissed he is "lying" but are happy to accept the people who are 100% liars...

is this right?

>>35841490
>he is "lying"
That's you, you fucking mongoloid. I don't care about the other trips "lies". They don't come here and start saying "the truth will melt you" every fucking thread.

>>35841450
>Ausfags didn't bump overnight
lol the straya cunt thing?

yeah I started that as a joke there must be maybe 1 Australian guy here and I'm sure he's busy fighting kangaroos to death in his free time.

>>35841544
>I started that as a joke
Sure you did. Nice trying to avoid the fact that the other incest threads die mid-day while these ones stay up.

>>35841543
He has a point though...

Why are you pissed that he has hidden his possible truth.

But ok with the real lies?

>>35841590
>Sure you did.

I really did though.

>>35841607
Using your shift key doesn't hide your samefagging, nigger.

>>35841590
Why are you such an orbiter bitch man?

Why don't you help motivate conversations like we did a few months ago?

Why do salivate over sucking trip dick so much?

Just let them go man...
Let them fade away...
Release your hate...

>>35841632
yea but another person isnt me...
>>35841632
>>35841607
>>35841544

>>35841694
I like that your only "arguements" are calling people orbiters and whining about people tripping

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>>35841731
here...just in case you want to keep playing the its only you that hates the trips game

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>>35841737
yea me and only me.
wait what's this?
>>35841767

>>35841767
>>35841801
Not him, but using more than one device to post, like a computer and a phone, will hide samefagging

I love how it's been calm and civil all day, until suddenly a person with a VPN or a group of bored neets decide to come raid. Then suddenly it's "everyone hates you".

If everyone hates these threads, why is there any period if calm. Much less the fact they've been here strong for 6 months with this formula

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>>35841821
really? you think I'm that dedicated to answering 1 angry kid?

>>35841832
people work 9-5 jobs...

I know this is hard for a NEET to understand but please try and not be complete retard.

>>35841862
Yes, and they all magically appear at the same time too?

Tell me more about the bunnies, George

>>35841888
how the fuck are you overthinking this so much?

>>35841904
The same way you magically appear any time people have fun Angry-chan.

Don't worry though. Your shtick is wearing thin. And these threads will survive, and even incorporate you into them

>>35841928
Angry-chan X Story-chan fanart when?

>>35841965
Man, talk about angry sex

>>35841928
so you think i was also the other anons talking shit the last 3 threads...
its not like i have 10+ computers or phones.
>>35841983
would be much better than - HEY! guys I was feeling blue today so i went for a walk XD!

>>35842032
Why were you sad Angry-chan? Where'd you go walking?

>>35841983
>Man, talk about angry sex

The thought of angry hate sex with her...

I'll be honest anon...

It gave me a pretty hard boner just now

>>35842083
Fanfics nigga. Go type that shit up

>>35842053
why the fuck would people care about tha-
oh yea! cause you are a sad little cunt thats why!

>>35842123
Don't want to tell us? That's cool. We'll be here when you want to talk Angry-chan

>>35842101
I'm gonna take a nap but I think I'll write this when I get back.

>>35842154
thanks anon! I have been I need of someone to tell me I'm a great person while I spit in their face :)

>>35842201
It's :') Angry-chan
:')

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>>35828125
>4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?

you must be overflowing your Full Retard Mode

>>35834680
>>35834597
Go back to ordering pizzas, cuck.

>>35842165
great more fake shit...

>>35842228
I'm gonna guess this guy is also me and not another anon getting home fro work?
Also I noticed there are some angry replies above mine too.
I didn't know I had clones that posted while I was working.

>>35842225
the fuck is happening in that picture?

>>35820356
Yeah I'm just really anxious. She's got a guy friend who seem to like her enough(giving her prresents, bringing her food..) . Honestly I'm afraid she'll pick him over me. I guess I'll roll to know what to say after 3 days.

>>35821295
Yeah, it seem that she's lost in her thoughts after my confession yesterday. I'll prepare if she ever ask those questions and of course I'll try to not scare her. I like to think now I've gained upper hand with making my feelings known and have to play my hands better now.

>>35842847
>giving her prresents, bringing her food
An orbiter, then?

>>35842943
Perhaps, but my sister been going out with him twice, once just two of them to a cafe 5 min away from house, and once he goe with my sister when she's meeting her friends.

She said he's a funny guy and like him, so I kinda wary, but I heard that guy haven't cconfessed to her.

>>35843058
I don't know if she's the type of girl to keep you waiting, but if she was that into him I think she would've told you when you first confessed.

>>35842201
you can spit in my face whenever you want darling ;)

Perhaps this is the wrong thread for this.

My mom died when I was 12. She was the only person on earth I can ever say I truly loved. You know how when you go out in public, you feel like you have your own bubble around you? A bubble that other people can't enter, and it sort of cuts you off from everyone else in the process? She's the only person who was ever in my bubble. I've never felt as comfortable around anyone else as I did with her. Not my dad, brothers, or sister. No cousins or anything either. Just her. Since she died I haven't been able to make a solid, deep connection with anyone. I'm 12 now, and I don't know if I want to be a hermit, or give socializing a chance. Everyone feels so fake compared to what I felt with her. What would you do in my shoes?

>>35842201
I'd let you spit straight in my mouth if you're cute enough

>>35843109
Yeah, she don't mention anything about him when I confessed to her. The first she only said it's weird and I better find abother girl, the second, she just went silent with troubled looks.

Nevertheless, I don't plan to give up on her.

>>35843300
>I'm 12 now
freudian slip? this is definitely the wrong thread, btw.

personally, I've never had anybody enter my bubble. maybe my mom, actually, but i dont think so, yet I still want to give socializing a chance. I'm an animal with instincts who will regret not having chosen this path if I end up being alone, and so are you.

>>35843300
You're too young to give up on life, you haven't even gone through puberty yet
Spend some time with your brothers or sister when they're with their friends, try to make some friends of your own

>>35843300
>My mom died when I was 12.
>I'm 12 now,
So was that a mistake or did she really just die?
Because if she just passed away, I'm actually with you on this my mom died 2 weeks ago, I know it sucks and you must feel empty, Just try to distract yourself with whatever made you happy before she died.
>and I don't know if I want to be a hermit, or give socializing a chance.
You really should give socializing a chance, just do it whenever you feel ready.

>>35828125
roll aadfasf fdgvcb

>>35843413
>>35843417
>>35843420
I'm 20 now lol

>>35843497
Well what did she original say?

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>>35843300
Maybe the reason you grew so close to your mom in the first place was because you had to be around her as she watched you. For instance, if you had the same attitude back then as you do now, you may have never gotten to know your mother as well as you did and as a result never become so close. She would have been just another person living in the house, and you would have missed out on getting to know someone really wonderful By spending time with each other, you discovered more about her personality and grew to appreciate her. The other members of your family may be just as amazing, but you won't know unless you put time into getting to know them.
Who do you feel the closet to in your family at present? Is there anyone in your family that has tried reaching out to you before?

>>35844625
Actually, that's not entirely the case. She was actually gone a lot. She had a serious drug addiction, and got arrested multiple times, as well as put in rehab. My dad is the one who was always around me. He did everything for me.

But they used to argue a LOT because she would steal from my dad and I and use the money to go get drugs. When I was an infant, DCF had to get involved because she would leave me with random people to go and get drugs. I wish I understood why I liked her more.

My Oldest Brother and Sister have tried talking to me before. I respond to them, and hold conversations, but whenever I think about texting them, I always think that I'll be bothering them, and then I end up not messaging them. I'm not really close with anyone. Ever since my mom died I haven't been close with anyone.

I should also mention that I didn't grow up with my brothers or sisters. Because of my mother's antics, my sister was given to a foster family, and my brother is 19 years older than me. I have two other brothers, but I've seen each of them less than 10 times (one of them less than 5) in my entire life.

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>>35845788
Yiff yiff? Desu

>>35845945
Do you want to stick it in that bee?

>>35846528
Nah. Insects aren't my thing. Although spider women can be pretty hot

Has anyone seen Brendan?

>>35847348
It might be spring break for his sis. If so, they might be busy doing shit

>>35847623
But what if he's sick?

>>35843109
By the way what do you mean about "the type of girl to keep you waiting" was like the one who manipulating lots of men for their own gains?

>>35848391
He mentioned she's "kinda slow at doing things" so I was thinking more about that, but yeah, I guess I was thinking about both in equal measure. I don't know her, so I don't really have anything to base the latter assumption on, but you never know.

>>35848101
Then let's hope it's not mono. That story didn't end well

>>35848544
Huh, missed that. Sounds like a typical passive girl.

>tfw no qt submissive imouto

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>tfw both my sisters fighting over me and im going to take the qter one cross country to an anime con

>the other one doesn't even realize she's lost already

>>35849446
>anime con
I sure hope she's not one of those con sluts, Anon.

>>35849480

well, wouldn't she be a con slut for her brother?

>>35849480
no she's extremely pure and even goes to church and only has one female friend who also goes to church

and ive checked out the pastor and everything

>>35849505
neither of us have been to one before so it'll be a new experience for both of us

>>35849545
Are you sure she's not being a slut behind you.

I've known 4 out 5 girls who goes to church and only has one female friend who turned out to be a huge slut.

>>35849761
>I've known 4 out 5 girls who goes to church and only has one female friend who turned out to be a huge slut.

is this true?

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>>35849774
>he thinks girls who go to church are pure

>>35849774
From what I've experienced sadly yes. They're still girls in essential.

The ones who goes to church are even more dangerous since she would have lots of tensions repressed due to image or shit.

>>35849844
>>35849794
i'm not scared I believe in her!

>>35849892
For your sake, I hope you're right.

>>35849658

what happens at the animecon, stays at the animecon.

and the hotel room.

>>35849892
You're the oone who know your sisters most, anon. I hope the best, but remember the thing I said about repressed tenisons are real.

If you don't proceed with caution i could be triggered by an irresponsible person.

>>35849446
>the other one doesn't even realize she's lost already

;-; why do this anon. why not have both imoutos...

>>35849892
You have to relieve her of her repressed tensions

>>35850335
I'm with you. Since it's an incest thread, I guess what I'm going to say will be regarded as something usual here.

Say, sexual tensions and things are real, there's nothing wrong with experimenting with your siblings as long as it's consensual. Sorta like FWB, but with your siblings. Just make the intention clear and go with it, and always practice safe intercourse don't be foolish on this.
It might be taboo, but I don't see anything wrong if it's between consenting mature people. Heck, we got a model husband who's still fuck hooker or have FWB outside. We got a priest who preach no infidelity but still fuck youngin's.

>>35850484
>reducing your imoutos to FWB
>Heck, we got a model husband who's still fuck hooker or have FWB outside. We got a priest who preach no infidelity but still fuck youngin's
What?

>>35850517
I guess I worded it wrong, but really what I wanted to say is: it's okay to have sex with your imoutos as long as you're being responsible with it.

>>35850538
Does that not also apply to other people if you don't have imoutos?

>>35850547
Of course, I just trying to adjust it to the thread's context.

To be honest, siblings that don't experience westermacrk effect kinda suffer lots of repressed tensions towards opposite sex siblings. I used to ran a "private consultation" session where lots of girls will admit they do want have sex with their siblings and usually they're sibilings that was separated at birth/childhood and reunited at adult phase.

The girls admit they know it's a taboo, but couldn't resist their brother's sexual advances when the time and places are right.
Most of this encounters are consensual and some go through marriages. Of course you'll not hear this in your news media. This kind of thing usually goes unreported until forever.

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>>35850615
>siblings
>marriages

>>35850671

>have different last name than your sibling
>nobody will ever know if you keep your mouth shut about it
>finally get your sib's last name, and their dick to boot

>>35850671
Cousin marriages are a thing. It counted as siblings too.

Try to observe your surrounding, is there any childless old couple lives near you? Chance they could be a siblings who ran away from their home to live faraway with new identity or just never mentioned it, so the people around them sorta accepted them as an ordinary couple.

I don't know if you all believe me or not, but I've been burdened by these for long, and I couldn't really speak about it in real life, so at least I could post the stories here.

>>35850737
Yeah, I know that cousin marriages are a thing in most of the world, while incest between siblings, on the other hand, isn't even legal in most places.
>It counted as siblings too
It?

>>35850782
>It?
I mean cousin by "it". As in cousin counts as your siblings too.

>while incest between siblings, on the other hand, isn't even legal in most places.

Of course it's not legal, and taboo. Most people who practiced or involved in it just know to shut their mouth good. That's why they come to me for "consultation" they got this guilty feeling they couldn't talk to anyone else, even to their doctor/therapist.
They only talk to me because they know I'm robot enough to never spill the beans outside to ruin their reputations.

>>35850830
>taboo
Has anyone ever asked why?

>>35850866
After many incestuous people came to me, I began researching for it. Nothing I can say close to conclusion in my research, but I have some theories.

I think it's mainly because of westermarck effect, and then natural selection.
Westermarck effect made you disinterested on the thought of sexual intercourse with the one you grew up with in childhood, and you usually grow up with your blood siblings in childhood.
Natural selection, which favors a healthier offspring with less genetic flaw, and your gene instinctively know your siblings, especially brother-sister would be a bad choice since your makeup is similar.

Both of those as time goes made the paradigm where incest is taboo,
Of all above, the westermarck effect seem to have a bigger role, since lots of siblings lover that came to me have a background where they're separated at childhood and didn't grew up together.

>>35851008
As if people care about how pure their genes are. If it was as that big of deal as people make of it, people would be way more careful of who they fuck, among many other things. It's not like people look for other people with good genes, instead they just go for who they like. I mean, do you expect people with shit genes not to have sex/procreate, even if they know it?

I think I woke up just to bump

Ahh, bump

Allahu bumpbar. Original terrorism.

Bumping for Jesus
Original

Post made to keep the thread alive

It was the third thread in a row and all through the house, not an anon was stirring, not even their mouse.

>>35854633
Howdy hey hoo
Quick question, since you guys know me best. Do I come off as a weird person in general?

>>35855087
You tried to fuck your dad. Yes.

>>35855087
Not particularly, aside from the whole dad-cest thing :^). In an objective measure, for /r9k/, you're pretty normal.

>>35855120
>>35855154
Thanks, I was just wondering, had a weird thing yesterday and decided to ask

>>35855317
>had a weird thing yesterday
Elaborate please.

>>35855317
What weird thing?

>>35855379
>>35855433
She wasn't feeling well, I don't think she wants to go into detail

>>35855495
This is new information, when was this posted?

>>35855379
>>35855433
Either my third or fourth emotional breakdown of the year, regardless that's a personal record
Not going into too much detail, I was sad, then mad at myself for being sad, then sad and mad, then had a few hours of complete apathy, slept with my dad, and I guess whatever it was is gone now. I just felt like I was really weird even outside the dad stuff I really can't explain it

>>35855600
Once a month? Is this what they call PMS?

>>35855634
No that was like a week and a half ago, I'm usually not moody or too emotional on my period

>>35855731
May have been just "one of those days". If they keep happening it may be a good idea to go see some kind of doctor about it though.

>>35855903
>May have been just "one of those days".
Yea but I don't really have those kinds of days often , usually once a year max
>go see some kind of doctor about it though.
You mean a therapist don't you?

>>35855969
>You mean a therapist don't you?
I don't mean therapy, a consultation with your family practitioner I'm a Britbong so I only have a vague understanding of hoe your medical system works, sorry if that's wrong. could be helpful just to figure out what's going on. I'm not suggesting it to offend you or patronize you, they really do help if you're in a bad way.

>>35856056
I'm not sure if family doctors are anything more than physicians in most cases, I know they can recommend you to other doctors and shit but if it keeps happening I might go and see
I didn't take any offense from it, just hate the idea of therapy or seeming like I need therapy

>>35856180
>just hate the idea of therapy or seeming like I need therapy
That's fair. If it's any consolation, you don't come across as needing therapy at all through your posts. I may have been projecting a little in my other post too.

>>35856318
>If it's any consolation, you don't come across as needing therapy at all through your posts.
That does help to hear
>I may have been projecting a little in my other post too.
What's up with you? Want to talk

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>>35856421
>What's up with you?
I fell for the depression meme, loneliness, typical robot feels. I haven't taken my pills in almost a week which is why I'm like this
/blog

>>35856524
Take your pills m8. Stopping all at once without a doctor telling you to rarely works out well, don't risk it.

>>35856524
>>35856623
This, tell your doctor before you do anything

>>35856856
Yeah, like before you try to fuck your sister.

>>35856421
Out of curiosity Laura: are you on the pill?

>>35856883
Why would I need birth control?
>>35856871
Wasn't what I was going for but sure

>>35857026
>telling your doctor you're going to fuck your sister
This is terrible advice no matter who it's from.

>>35857026
My daughter had similar issues with mood swings. The doctor prescribed 3 months of solid pill, with 7 days at the end before it restarted.

The hormones in it helped a lot to keep her moods more stable. She still has bad days, but a lot less and a lot less severe. Just a thought

>>35857047
Wasn't my idea
>>35857284
I know it's just me being stubborn now and not helping myself but I hate the idea of a pill regimen. But if it comes to it I guess I'll look into that
Thanks anal guy?

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>>35857623
Maybe yes, maybe no. Mr pinchy don't know

Bump for Pat's eventual return and rise to grace

One time my female cousin dry humped me under a blanket.

>>35858282
Pat will never rise as long as he denies his love to H

>>35858862
Did you ever say anything to her about it?

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Daily reminder that Mikan is best doggo

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Boring work day today, so I'll share something.

>I was around 10 and she was 7
>Kept bugging me to let her kiss me
>Avoided her like the plague whenever she started this
>I'd get chased around the house by her, but she'd never win
>Nearly cried to our parents that I wouldn't let her
>I gave in eventually and got a peck on the lips
>This kept going on for a while
>She eventually stopped because of comments made by a few friends
>They called her weird and gross
>Felt like shit when I found out

>>35859850
Why would you ever deny your imouto's kissies?

>>35859881
I was 2 kool for a lot of things, man. Not anymore though.

>>35858874
>H
>not Em
Get outta here you filthy non-sister fucker.

>>35856524
>I haven't taken my pills in almost a week which is why I'm like this

Going cold turkey is a bad idea. I was a low dose of lexapro a while back and just quit after i ran out instead of getting a refill. Kept fantasizing about killing myself for a week.

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>older sister is staying with me for a week because I'm on vacation right now
>tfw seeing her curled up in a ball on my couch, fast asleep
2cute

>>35860596
Make some food for her to eat when she wakes up

>>35860623
She's been awake a couple hours now. I had some really nice sausages in the freezer so I made those for lunch for us.

>>35860660
Feed her your sausage.

>>35860675
I already fed her two. Cooked them on my barbecue.

>>35860736
Are you being cheeky m8

>>35859850
>>35859925
>Denying your imouto from Onii-kisses
Mini Brendan was such a faggot.
Now you have to ask her if she remembers it.

>>35860760
Just a little bit, yeah.

>>35860791
Then feed her another sausage.

>>35860800
It's too early for dinner, Anon. And eating the same thing two meals in a row is for poor people.

>>35860841
Feed her some of your eggs then.

>>35860873
I don't think eggs are a good dinner on their own.

>>35860913
Not with that attitude they aren't.

>>35860944
The only time you should eat eggs alone is for breakfast. Even then it's best to have toast or something with them.

>>35860761
Oh, she does. She's the one who reminded about it, and told me that I shouldn't worry about it at all. That something that long ago doesn't matter anymore and that I'm making up for it now.
>Mini Brendan was such a faggot.
Take it back

>>35861153
Anyone that doesn't accept 7 year old imouto kissies is a faggot

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>>35861153
Brendan isn't a faggot. He's just dense to the point of being a clinical case

>>35861617
If he sees a doctor about it and starts taking medicine, will he get better?

>>35861709
For this, he's the only one who can help himself.

>>35861709
They make meds for guys that can't recognize normal social cues?

>>35861820
They need their parents to prescribe them one (1) little sister. Poor Laura never had a chance.

>>35861934
But he's fucking his little sister. It's not helping.

>>35861958
She's way better at this than him. I'm sure that if he asked her about it she'd teach him everything he needs to know.

>>35861998
Like what pegging feels like

>>35862075
Put on cat ears first

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>>35861617
Yeah, I'll take that.
>>35861175
Eh, it's all in the past. We shared drinks too, but younger me drew the line there.

>>35862253
Post a picture of your wrinkly peeny. Or a picture of your sister.

>>35862289
>wrinkly
Do you remember that? And no.

>>35862458
So you will post your Beargdick?

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>>35862496
Almost time to go and I've drawn a dick.

>>35862970
You have pleased me today Brendan.
Now show it to your sister and see what she thinks.

>>35828125
my sister is transgender to male so... no.
((((degenerate REEEEEEE))))

>>35863101
You should love her(it) anyway

So is friendlyadviceimouto not here anymore?

>>35861934
You're gonna make me reee because I'll never experience anything like >>35859850
>>35862075
I'll fucking peg you
>>35862251
Maybe... I go through a little hentai phase a few times a year

Cat-eared Laura bump

>>35864769
Que

I'm off to K's, later bitches

>>35863101
should have confessed your love before she went batshit.

Pat reveal yourself

>>35856623
>>35856856
I took my pills, thanks lads. I really should feel bad about being so retarded. Frost's chinky face on my desktop makes it a little better.

>>35842847
It's been two days since I've confessed and our daily lives are normal so far.

How could I ask her again without make her feel pressured?

I plan to ask her to give the relationship a chance, nothing else. Or should I add something more?

>>35866603
Don't say anything yet, wait a bit longer

>>35866645
Affirmative, will wait till friday to ask her again.

Anyway, have tips to deal or win against her orbiters? I know that's insecure of me, but just in case I wanna know.

>>35866753
Get a gun. A very original gun that nobody else has.

>>35866379
let it go you fucking bitch.

>>35866781
I could get one, but isn't intimidating her potential bf will do more hurt to her view of me?
Or is it just something that necessary to do if I want to win. Winning at all cost thing like that.

>>35866848
>intimidating her potential bf
I was thinking more along the lines of killing him, but do whatever you want

how do I stop my imouto ever getting a bf
maybe I could terrify her of any member of the opposite sex by traumatizing her

>>35867204
Take her on a bunch of dates to show her how a man should treat her. Tell her not to settle for anything less than what you do.

>>35866875
That's bit extreme, but I'll keep intimidating anyone who came close to her.

>>35867204
Bad idea, she will be traumatized of you too.
Better set her standards high, be a man she could aspire and look up to.
Start lifting, read and apply knowledges from books, achieve something great.
Take her somewhere interesting.

>>35867204

make her YOUR gf...

that should be obvious...

>>35867204
Oh to add, aside from setting her standards high, if she already has a bf you could try the BF DESTROYER.

The main idea is to amplify the BF's good points, just keep promoting him as a VERY GOOD MAN who's perfect for her.
It'll lead her to doublethink her choice, and give you a rebuttal with her so-called perfect BF's bad points.
In turns, she'll overthink her bf's bad points which will lead her to find another man without that.

If you've been a good example that sets her standards high, and you're doing it right you'll become the most perfect man according to her feeling. You only need to not shittalk anybody else at this point. Intimidating still okay as long as you're not going apeshit nigga tier.

Oh no page 9 again

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>>35866519
Don't feel retarded, taking pills constantly can be depressing
Your waifu still a shit though
didn't know it was you, glad you're taking them friend

Anyhow, K's was nice, we didn't talk much actually, I was explaining something in Ghost Recon and when I finished he joked about that South Park episode where Morgan Freeman gets a freckle every time he explains something

>>35868705

When's he going to tear that juicy pussy apart!!???!?!?!

>>35868705
>we didn't talk much actually,
Too many tongues in your mouth?

>>35868827
L-lewd
>>35868887
>Too many
That makes it sound like more than one, but yea there was some tongue and I caught me off guard and I thought "what the fuck" then realized what was happening
I spent a lot of time just leaning on him and hugging him though

>>35869158
>That makes it sound like more than one
Yeah, that was kinda the point...

>but yea there was some tongue and I caught me off guard and I thought "what the fuck
So it was your first time with tounge?

>>35869346
I wasn't counting my own, whoops
And it was the first time it was actually deep in my mouth, I didn't choke on it but I could feel it
Reading that now it sounds horrible if no context... I'm not talking about a dick...

>>35869539
When's he going to eat that juicy pussy whole!?!?!?!?!

>>35869713
STOP!

>>35869713
>Reading that now it sounds horrible if no context... I'm not talking about a dick...
YET! Sorry I'll stop too.

>>35849446
>Choosing favourites in your family

People like you are the reason robots exist in the first place.

>>35869735
That juicy pussy is already getting wet thinking about getting licked and fucked!

DONT DENY IT!

>>35869787
I definitely don't treat either of them unfairly but there I can't force myself to like everyone equally

>>35869905
Why don't you just fuck... I mean take both of them to the con?

>>35869735
I mean, I kinda walked into the dick jokes
>>35869850
Getting a little lewd, maybe too lewd, I'm admittedly not a hard person to get wet

>>35869967
she isn't a weeb and is way more autistic and hard to get along with
the other one is super qt, charming, pure, and a weeb

>>35870024
Well if she really wants to go, why not take her? Or does she just 'want' to go for the sake of fighting with your other sister?

>>35870012
>I'm admittedly not a hard person to get wet
HOT!

>>35869539
At least it sounds like it went well. I'm reminded of the time my sister thought it would be funny to lick near the roof of my mouth. Almost ended up smashing our faces together when I spazzed out from how ticklish it was.

Also, thanks for the Siege recommendations. I don't know what I'm doing, but I bought a pack with the weeb in it. Everything is loud and makes my heart pound.

>>35870098
>I'm reminded of the time my sister thought it would be funny to lick near the roof of my mouth.
Was this after or before you started dating?

>Almost ended up smashing our faces together when I spazzed out from how ticklish it was.
Classic Brendan. Never change,

>>35870075
Yea too lewd
>>35870098
I licked the roof of my mouth just now and it kinds tickled and made me feel like I had to sneeze...
Yea you gotta play with headphones or you get pretty fucked, and it gets kinda stressful and probably isn't good for the heart but it's fun
if you're looking for waifus, Twitch is saved for gay me, you can play her because she's got the best gun in the game, but she ain't your waifu. You can have Mira, she likes to build stuff too

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>>35870284
After we started dating is when that happened. I think I may have mentioned this before though. Seems like it's been a long time, but we've only been together for almost four months.
>>35870348
>waifu
I already have one and it isn't in this game. But that may change in the future. I'm just glad the recommendation came during the Ubisoft sale. It's nice having a bit of synergy with your group.

>>35870348
why aren't you face down on your bed punishing your pussy for not getting any tonight?

>>35870462
Why aren't you doing something productive with your life?

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>>35870451
not having best waifu....

>>35870474
are your really gonna white knight this hard?

>>35870451
She looks like a shit
If you ever need a husbando, Smoke's cool
>>35870462
Fuck it, I'll just answer bluntly because I know it'll throw you off a bit
Though im horny often, masturbation makes me feel guilty, perverted, and ashamed afterwards so I try and avoid it, plus I put "not damaging the goods" not that I consider my body a prize or "good" or anything like that, just needed a phrase that would get the idea out before actually pleasuring myself
Also
>punishing your pussy for it getting any tonight
Pretty sure if I straight up said "hey k, want to have sex?" The answer would be yes. You guys are built to fuck anything that walks right?

>>35870718
Wait but if you don't masturbate, how do you make the horny-ness go away?

>not damaging the goods"
Wait is that really how female masturbation works? Would she 'ruin' her pussy from too much masturbation?

>You guys are built to fuck anything that walks right?
Yeah pretty much.

>>35870864
Even if she never inserts anything, the contractions from orgasming would probably loosen the vagina over time

>>35870864
>Wait but if you don't masturbate, how do you make the horny-ness go away?
>go away
>Implying it goes away
I do masturbate, just not as often as I want to
>Wait is that really how female masturbation works? Would she 'ruin' her pussy from too much masturbation?
It's not masturbating too much that worries me, it's how I masturbate
I mean I don't shove anything in there and make sure not to break my hymen, I'm not sure how fragile that is and I know it can break from masturbation
>Yeah pretty much.
Unless it's your daughter of course, right?

>>35871032
>Implying it goes away
No wonder you get wet so easily.

>Unless it's your daughter of course, right?
Nah, your dad is just a huge wierdo.

>>35828125
MY family hates me and I hate my family.
No siblings and no father I hold nothing to my "kin"
Live for your self and no one else.

>>35871032
I want to fuck you until you can't walk right...

how would someone saying this to you make you feel?

better yet if K whispered it to you while you were sitting together on the couch?

>>35871250
hey guys my family suck so ergo yours must suck too also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One more bump for family love

A goodnight bump from this side to all the brothers, sisters, cousins, and other family members

I find it interesting. Angry-chan didn't make an appearance today, and somehow, the 500 haters we have didn't come either.

Kind of makes you wonder

>>35872751
you also may notice none of the lying trips or their fucking orbiters have been around?

so why the fuck would I?

>>35872751
>Kind of makes you wonder
kind of makes you wonder what?

>>35872995
It's nice to see you less angry, Angry-chan. Your snarky humor guys better when not deluged by profanity laden rants

>>35873007
Makes you wonder if any many people hate the threads, as he claimed

I hugged my sister yesterday. She broke up with her boyfriend so she was chilling in my room for a bit

>>35871439
I probably wouldn't do more than blush, literally no idea how to react to that
Sounds hot sure, but I ain't dropping my pants right there

>>35873050
>Makes you wonder if any many people hate the threads

see this is my problem with you.

WHO THE FUCK SAID THEY HATED THE THREADS?

WE
HATE
THE
BULLSHIT
TRIPFAGS

is this really that hard to understand?


>>35873151
i enjoy hearing laura be lewd though...

>>35873271
There's the Angry-chan we love :)

On a side note: you said something about working a 9-5 job. You said that around 7-8ish pn EST yesterday. Your up kind of late if you live out there, no? Can't sleep?

>>35873331
glad you didn't address my point as usual.

ever heard of days off kid?

>>35873441
9-5 jobs generally work weekdays also mate. Just a general observation. But that's cool to have weekdays off. I miss that luxury

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>>35873472
go to sleep kid you are currently the only person causing shit in this thread now.
I was happy to ask laura about her day and bearguy about his sister.
as I've stated before I only tell fuckers to piss off when they act like you are right now.

its actually sad that you do this>>35872751
instead of letting the thread go on in peace.

they say that when you dance with the devil you wait for the music to stop.
but it seems you like to keep the song on repeat...

>>35873547
Not just me mate. Lots of folks are doing the collective work to keep these threads alive. It's bigger than any one person, it's a community now.

Anyway, sleep sounds good. Rest good when you do Angry-chan

>>35873565
the fuck does that have to do with what I just said?

I stated that I contribute to the thread.
and that the thread is good except for you coming in to stir shit up

>>35873565
>It's bigger than any one person, it's a community now.
oh my god its an incest thread with a few regulars stop acting like this is Rome.

it seems you are fucking retarded.

this is my last fucking reply to you.
I will continue to tell anal/story/pat to fuck off but you are too stupid to engage.

>>35872751
Thread was nice and quiet with good bumps and you had to come and ruin that didn't you?

bond with me jimy

Bumping for love for everyone

I'm living alone but still gonna roll
>no siblings
>parents already passed away

>>35875366
...got dubs
who am I supposed to tell it...

>>35875401
Cousin? Grandparents?
How old are you?

7:30 am bump
Original...

>>35873271
>WE
>HATE
>THE
>BULLSHIT
>TRIPFAGS

>WE
Again, speak for yourself

>>35841490
I don't want to sound like some normie, but got a boner skipped most parts read the serious shit. Boner went away quick now I feel I must scrub my brain of this.

>>35876459
What does he mean by bullshit? Does he mean all tripfags are bullshit, or is he referring to the liars as bullshit?

>>35876476
Does it matter? He's trying to make it sound like everyone shares his opinion despite several people telling him otherwise, and he's the #1 shitposter in these threads.

Fucking dingoes

Kill all dingoes

>>35877492
The only thing those fucks ever did right
https://youtu.be/pHC8wZHB3ZI

>>35872751
That really activated my original almonds.

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Looks like we could use a morning butt bump

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One more bump for butthole pleasures

I am happy to see Lauras relationship with K is going well
sad to see Uncle Anal isnt welcome ill always enjoy your stories

>>35880506
Maybe I'll just tell them in the morning, when we need bumps, and Angry-chan is busy "working" his 9-5 job

>>35880506
I'm not but my reasons are selfish
Anal and Pat and them are always welcome, a few people not liking them doesn't mean they have to stay away

>>35880548
fuck off asshole
no one wants you here

>>35880781
You've made it clear, thanks.

Another day off from that 9-5 Angry-chan?

>>35880781
I want him here, therefore you're wrong. Does anybody want you here?

>>35880817
Apparently, everybody wants everybody here.

>>35880863
That's why it's called a community. Angry-chan just happens to be the loud, screaming, cursing nigger neighbor at the end if the block who shit posts while sucking in welfare that he calls his "regular 9-5 job"

>>35880813
>Another day off from that 9-5 Angry-chan?

holy shit! people can have 2 days off!!?!?!?!?!

this is unheard of!!!!!!!!

>>35880813
you dont want to fucking learn do you?

you and that other cunt want a peaceful thread but you love playing with matches.

how about you try fucking off and watch as the thread becomes what it use to be?

>>35881165
Tell us again about your big boy 9-5 job Angry-chan! We're all such little bitches who could never reach your nigger levels of shit posting, right?

Ib4 faggot, son, or some other beautiful rant of profanity laden enlightenment

>>35881196
Nah. I like it here

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>>35881196
>you love playing with matches.
You're so edgy, it's like I'm on /b/ again.

>>35881196
How about you leave, make your own thread, and leave this one to be whatever it becomes without you in it? A good thread.

its like you cunts come for me now.

0 posts on topic and all bitchy orbiters asking for scraps.

>>35881630
That's what happens when you become the very thing you fight against, Angry-chan

Guys I have to go to the store please don't let the thread die I should be back within 4 hours

>>35882120
This is whats it come down to... worried about the the thread 404ing during mid-day...

thanks trips!

>>35882689
Well, you know, maybe if a few people didn't start throwing temper tantrums whenever they post, they'd be here to bump

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There are still a few trips around who bump.

Fuck da police

>all my family are cunts or old fags
>none of them have anything in common with me

God I wish I had a younger cousin or sister to do everything with. Us vs the world but that boat sailed. I'm 30 years old in a month and no clingy family member :-(

>>35883515
Can you financially support adopting?

>>35883534
Nah and even if I could, I rather not. That would be fucked lol

>>35883643
>That would be fucked lol
you mean you would get fucked amirite?

I hate tripfags. Especially Whoura