How do you overcome social awkwardness?

>>35826962
become gay, its the only way

Nice copying my fucking thread weirdo
>>35826787

>>35826962
Take up contact sports

>>35827157
>being this rude
This is why

>>35826962
Is this guy a meme

>>35827186
You legit copied the whole plot of my thread, bruh you are socially awkward, I am too but not to this degree

>>35826962
Well you could start by reading books about talking to people for starters

>>35827387
Can you recommend some?

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>>35827413
and anything by napoleon hill

>>35827208
I think he's in jail right now.

>>35827448
For posting a girls ass hole?

>>35827208
He's probably in jail, dont make fun of the dead man

>>35826962
hey ur that anon that posted your sisters nudes yesterday

thanks

>>35827482
Wait, what did I miss? What's the story?

>>35827482
>jail

Jail is where mild offender go who serve under a year sentence. Prison is the step up from jail where people die and people are doing over a year sentence.

>>35827494
>>35798791

delivery is here and its dishornos

>>35827494
>long story short
>robot has sex with random stacy at a bar
>she passes out in his bed
>faggot comes to /r9k/ like a dumbass to brag
>posts her face and body
>posts his face
>stacy can easily claim rape

best part is that she has herpes and he now has it too

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>>35827568
Herpes simplex II yehYEAH!

>>35826962
I'M JUST LOVING THESE NEW MEME GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just love the feeling I get when I see this loser (or his acne-ridden pancake ass fuck buddy) on /r9k/. The idea that this moron opens /r9k/ and sees his own face plastered around threads just makes me feel so good.
Loving this new meme lads, keep up the good work!!

>>35827568
Oh yes because after being raped a girl casually falls asleep in your bed

Can you take this down please

>>35827611
it looks bad and anyone can easily think she was drugged. clearly you're not familiar with a toastie roastie regretting a hook up

>>35827644
This right here

greater men (and definitely greater because OP is bottom of the barrel) has been accused of rape and went to prison

>>35827644
Yeah true. I don't even think this girl was sleeping through all that. She couldn't have been. Typical robot. Finally gets laid and then she wakes up in the middle of the night thinking oh my god is this guy taking a picture of my ass hole and my face.

>>35827614
Look the girl found this website through being posted on here

>>35827644
She was not drugged except by her own alcohol consumption. This still counts as rape in America for some reason though.

>>35827685
Best thread of this year so far boyssssssss

>>35827614
KEK

even if it was deleted it would be on another anon's computer, best press charges against the person who put them up

>>35827644
>>35827611
not sure if she was drugged or not but op can still get fucked for invasion of privacy because of taking lewd pictures without her consent, knowing her she was probably fully aware he was taking pics but just froze and lay still out of fear/panic

>>35827706
It actually does surprisingly so is invasion of privacy and POSTING IT ONLINE

>>35827732
It's either that or he gave her benzos. He told us in the thread he was taking Xanax and girls stay knocked the fuck out on Xanax.

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>>35826962
just chat more on voice, join this discord say hi dude and chill

https://discord.gg/5RXm3

>>35827736
top kek who cares. she is some slut who fucked some normie asshole. i just find it funny as fuck.

BEST MEME OF THE YEAR BOYSSS

FRESH MEAT IS ON THE MENU BOYSSS....

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>>35827741
Holy shit I havent thought about that

I didn't even know it was possible for herpes to appear on your ass cheeks

>>35827769
I saw a video where some black guy just slept with a Mexican chick and he was throwing shit at her face and laughing and she wouldn't wake up and everyone in the comments said she was high on Xanax.

>>35827800
it can't. it wasn't herpes. it was just back/ass acne. still disgusting.

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>>35827800
i didnt know either, its the first time i've seen it. her ass was horrid and made me want to fucking vomit.

>>35827824
Google says it's actually a thing

>>35827824
no look it up you actually can get it on your ass. it just looks like assne

>>35827824
It's herpes simplex II you medicine-illiterate

>>35827856
None of the herpes images look like that

>>35827868
Look up "on the ass", I don't want to post it because I don't want to get banned again

>>35827856
>>35827876
oh my..... anon... i didn't know. that's absolutely disgusting. fuck..
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NEWEST MEEM BOYSYSSS :)0;)))))) MMEMMEMEMEMEMEMSSS ::!:!:!!:!:!!

>>35827876
If that's true does that mean she got herpes being fucked in the ass?

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>>35827904
No it would be concentrated about her anus. Hers is probably vaginal seeing as her face and anus are fine, she's just having a generalized breakout.

>>35827920
Still looks like acne to me though herpes looks patchy and why would she hook up during a break out

>>35827961
>a girl who sleeps with a robot she just met at a bar
>good decision maker

>>35827961
mouth/vagina/anal tissue is very similar, it's the same stuff as your eyelid - what you see in the photos are characteristic of a breakout on stratified squamous epithelial cells (ie skin).

>>35827820
Damn I hope his ass went to jail

t. black guy

>>35828042
who gives a fuck that you're black. stfu about your race. nobody cares.

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>>35827568
>tfw this happens
>mfw it's true that /r9k/ is actually a low IQ board

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>>35826962
>having a tattoo
>dating people with tattoos

Read How to Win Friends and Influence People

originals

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>>35827824
it was herpes
similar to pic related

>>35828151
Simplex II to be exact

>>35828168
>>35827578
>>35827856

What's up with simplex II? What makes it different?

>>35827994
Would anyone else get herpes just to be with that girl

>>35828232
No. She'd have to have a thicc tier ass and nice tits for me to consider contracting her filthy viruses.

I always thought herpes looked like a sore not pimples. Now everytime I sleep with a girl and see a pimple I'm going to think she's diseased

>>35828247
Her face was qt

>>35828250
If it's one or two, it's not herpes
If it's on her forehead, it's not herpes
If it's on her back, it's not herpes

Anywhere else though is fair game.

>>35828254
Yeah, with makeup.

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>>35828271
jelly Roastie detected

origineal

>>35828271
Still cute as fuck I loved her face every time I see that pic of it though I zoom in and I can tell she's awake and just holding her eyes closed. That guy was a dumb fuck

For me it started with getting a roommate, the size of the apartment forced us to have our desktops in the living room. That and overcoming my fear of using a mic, then things picked up extremely quickly.