help me

>>35825409
There is literally nothing wrong with this. Your country is advanced in this regard. I lived in Melbourne for a year and having a whorehouse down the street is straught up genius.

>>35825409
Have you tried taking a dildo up your ass? Obviously normal jerking off couldn't quench your thirst for lust. Try get a prostate cum going. You'll be more satisfied.

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>>35825409
>can't get laid in straya
lmao what a loser

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>>35825409

It's probably not worth it.

I learned along time ago watching friendships fall apart, don't stick your diq in nutty/needy femtards either.

>>35825409

Honestly mate just do it, it's legal in Straya so no chance you'll get in trouble, plus even if you have a shit experience (possible, since it's your first time, not guaranteed though), it'll remove your mental block of being a virgin hopefully. Now obviously this won't solve all your troubles and make you become a Chad all of a sudden cause you had sex with a prostitute, but if it satisfies your curiosity or helps you in someway then I'd say do it.

This is 4chan, not like anyone's gonna judge you for it.

Go for it bitch cunt, who cares? Why is no one posting links though... for research purposes...

>>35825409
Hey anon, I'll help you out with your whores, what part of aus are you in? I'm about to lose my ass virginity to a cyclone : ^)

>>35827388
>see thread i can actually contribute to and not shitpost
>OP is busy jerking off again

tfw

>>35825409
>fucking a roastie
go fuck a twink instead

>>35827670
>wanting HIV
>being gay

d i s g u s t

>>35827687
>not using a condom
>not using PREP
l m a o

>tfw 26 year old khv

You are smalltime faggot. Funny that I just can't bother with it anymore. It was on my mind all the time when I was a teen and since then I became /fit/ and actually good looking but I have 0 interest in women.

>>35827703
>he thinks condoms are anywhere near as effective in homosexual relations
>PREP
>being a disgusting faggot

Seek christ.

>>35827703
>>not using PREP

It really, really annoys me that fags expect our healthcare system to pay for a drug to stop them getting HIV because they can't stop letting random men blow a load up their ass.

>>35827782
This so much, I don't want to pay for some faggots drug because they can't stop getting pounded raw every night.

>>35827782
>not giving everyone PREP so aids ceases to exist
dumb nigga

>>35827862
>wanting aids to cease to exist

The wages of sin is death, sodomite.

>>35827897
>thinking only gays get aids
dumb nigga

>>35827946
>thinking you get AIDS before HIV
>thinking gays don't spread the majority of disease / don't have a much higher rate of contracting the disease via anal sex
>thinking faggots won't take 5 cocks in the ass in 1 night because they're worthless degenerates

Homosexuals sure are stupid.

>>35827388
Hey mate, i saw the satellite image and it looks like its gonna be a pounding

I'm in perth also

>>35827995
I'm up in north QLD ye, it's going to go up to cat 4 tomorrow, possibly cat 5 as it's a slow travelling one / this is what happened with Yasi like 5 years ago.

Just went outside 20 mins ago, starting to get really fucking windy.

>Open google
>Type "Your city escorts" (eg. Melbourne Escorts)
>Click top result

It's just that easy my man, can even find traps the same way

Works in America to

Punter Planet is a review and discussion site. You can have a look at what is in your city.

You can use cracker/backpage/locanto as well. There are prob asian brothels somewhere near you. The sex wont be great. actually your first time will be disappointing most probably. I suggest you do it a couple of times so you learn to get hard around a woman.

>>35827995
I am in perth

>>35828508
Cheers anon, looks like a good place to start

>>35828804
>>35828508
I am in perth m8. I can help you out. have a twitter?

>>35828804
Yeah, locanto works anon, it's pretty chill, the whores that good looking but you can get 30 mins for like $100 or something, they have condoms there of course.

Massages are usually cheaper and pretty enjoyable with a happy ending, lots of the gooks do really nice massages with oil.

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>can't get laid in literally chad's country

LMAO

>>35828983
You don't know the situation he's in. and if his in a terrible situation a QT Gooky for a hundred bucks would be more attractive and less work then some bar hog.

>>35829014
>>35828983
The family situation i live in basically means i can't bring home girls or become involved in traditional relationships, and even if i could my social skills are non-existent. It's really not an option at all.

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>>35829473
I did go to the hookers when I was 24, it felt good, and it helped me with confidence indeed... at least to go to OTHER prostitutes, lel... Did not get free sex ever anyway.

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Don't do it mate. Don't spoil your first time with some ugly whore.

Keep working and eventually you'll find a girl who loves you.

>>35829473
okay so Perth.
Wechat app for phone. people nearby feature in perth has Asian private girls

Beautiful companions website.

I feel you over the living at home issue. australia house market means ur pretty much either share renting or living at home. sucks

>>35829532
>spoil first time

dude first time is so fucking overrated. besides women don't want to take some virgins cherry. pretty much all women expect a guy to know what he's doing. if he's still a virgin in his midtwenties its way better to grease the groove on hookers to get some experience.

>>35829532
>le ugly whore meme
My first hooker was a fucking hot latina.

>>35829532
I appreciate the sentiment but i can't go on like this. I can't ever see myself having a girlfriend in the short or long term. I'd like to have the experience of sex while i'm still pretty young, rather than wait and just end up doing this in my late 20's or something.

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>>35829590
Whores are ugly inside, and that's what counts.

Your first time should be special. It should be passionate love with a girl you love and who loves you.

A prostitute is a glorified fleshlight.

Isn't it illegal in Australia or just certain states?

Think of it as the day you monumentalised failure.
>there is no second chance after that

>>35829615
You're a fucking puritan sissy. You're "le beauty inside is more important" is a romantic girly and hypocrite meme. Btw there are very nice hookers, BECAUSE they know the hard life and reality, much more than some special snowflakes ""free"" whores who'll break your heart. At least the contract is very clear.

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>>35829660
Why is a whore anything more than a glorified fleshlight?

Shouldn't sex be about something more? Something greater than just a warm hole?

Intimacy is not just about the physical, it's also about the emotional. And a whore can never give you that. Only a girl you love and who loves you can. And one should always hold out for that.

>>35829701
>Intimacy is not just about the physical, it's also about the emotional.
Doesn't mean a thing, you're talking like a pussyfied manlet.

>a glorified fleshlight
No problem with that, it feels very good. That's why a man is able to cum a lot, that's what we're supposed to do, to spread our seed as much as we can. And not be the slave of some feminist grill.

Prostitutes btw tend to be much more feminine than unofficial prostitutes (aka "gf").

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>>35829740
If all men thought like you, society would break down.

We should aspire to something better than just fucking as many useless whores as possible for pure carnal pleasure.

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>>35829532
>>35829615
>>35829701
> Post pics of random sluts
> Don't have sex with a prostitute, your first time should be special

Don't listen to his retard OP

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>>35829615
>Your first time should be special. It should be passionate love with a girl you love and who loves you.

This is all I've ever wanted.

>>35829782
Shut up and go fuck some nice skilled gook, try to take a pic from behind if you can too. Tell her it's your first time, she'll do what she can to make it the best as possible.

>>35829797
word smash some gook pussy.

>>35829797
>>35829806
A non-whore gook is lower than a white whore.

>>35825409
just get over your sex drive man, life is alot simpler and you stop caring if you just stop feeding the instincjew the thoughts it wants you to think. Control it and disperse it, being a human is being more than a simple animal who blindly follows instincts.

>>35827995
Mitch, is that you?

Perth cunt also

Perth here
i have fucked a few prostitute's years ago

can give u some info if u want?

http://perth.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/

So the basic run down is you get what you pay for.

the asian girls who look sexy and young but are half the price are always fake pictures and not what you expect.
sure they are thin but they are usually in there 30's and literally smell like dick when they arrive.

pay a little more and get a decent one, or better yet visit one who has in calls

>>35830731
>all those gooks
>tfw always had latinas or blacks prostitutes
Will have to try it someday.

>>35830731
Yeah always do incall so you have the option to walk if an old lady opens the door.

are you literally me m8