Is there any hope for me or am I going to die a virgin?

congrats faggot you would probably look like a normie if you weren't such a lardass. so yes, you will die of a heart attack before you get the chance.

>>35824927
If you lost a bunch of weight you could probably get a gf for real. Until you lose that weight though you are hopeless. Time to diet and exercise. Don't eat unhealthy shit like bread, potatoes, and milk. Eat more eggs and fish.

>>35825030
How about a fuckin shower too greaseball

Lose weight and work out, you could probably pull it off

>>35824927
LGR?

>>35824927
you'd look pretty normal if you lost a ton of weight

here's what you have going for you
>what i imagine to be a generic face if you were skinny
>high hairline but it doesn't look like male pattern baldness, just a naturally high line
>you can grow facial hair
>don't seem like a complete manlet

you're fat as fuck though so start eating less

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>>35825001
>>35825030
>>35825089
>>35825103
>>35825141

OP here. I'm an alcoholic. All my weight gain came from drinking. Should I stop drinking and lift again? is my doggo cute at least???My last "GF" I met at a doggo park

>>35825480
good doggo.

yeah if you're trying to get a gf or get laid, you gotta lose weight. #1 thing girls care about it is not being fit, but being not not fit, if that makes sense. i'm not in shape per se, but i'm at a healthy weight

The warped ideology of /r9k/ rarely applies to the real world.

>>35824927
There's totally hope for you dude. I believe in you. If I can go from a gross mexican looking kid to an alright looking white dude then you can get a gf.

>>35824927
you look like George Costanza


orig

>>35825480
obviously stop fucking drinking unless you want to die

being an overweight alcoholic cuts your lifespan in half plus you're never going to get pussy on top of it so basically you might as well commit suicide if you aren't going to change your ways

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>>35825615
The thing is, I'm not a virgin. But I've never had a real GF.

>>35825650
Okay. I think I'll stop. I was planning on stopping tomorrow :(

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If robots think I have a chance, I think i will make an effort. btw, how old do I look? I feel like years of smoking and alcohol makes me look older.

You look like the guy that makes no small parts

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>>35825923

Are you saying I have a small dick? because I do

>>35826032
No its a youtube show

>>35825671
If you are not virgin get out NOW!!!

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>>35824927
Sorry mate, it's the virgin train for you. Welcome aboard.

I'll see you in Virgin Valhalla after we end up killing ourselves

>>35824927
You are going to die a virgin

>>35824927
Is that your "no sex" face OP?

Why am I asking? OF COUrSE it is