>meet girl on here >we fuck once >knocked her up

>>35824839
Hooray now you get to have a cute little family and a waifu forever. You made it bot. Now go out and get a job to start savong money for your little boy or girl. You can do this I believe in you

>>35824839
>Not using a condom

Enjoy the money sink, loser.

>>35824839
Very likely she is fucking other people as well. Get a DNA test before signing the kid's birth certificate.

>not wearing a condom
>being stupid enough to trust a girl (especially a batshit crazy one) when she says she's "on the pill"

If not larping, you're an idiot and brought it on yourself

>>35824839
embrace the new life desu

Fatherhood aint so bad.

I mean.. it- it- HAHAHAHA I CANT DO IT
UR FUCKED KIDDO
GOOD LUCK SUPPORTING A FAMILY WITH NEET INCOME

>>35824839
prove it faggot. dont believe you for a second

Congrats, you have a wife and child. Now get the fuck out, Chad, you probably came here from /soc/ anyway.

>>35824839
pullout game weak af