How would you get out of this situation?

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>>35821124
Shit that's sad

Imagine just being an animal and literally having no way of escaping that

The despair must have it killed it before hunger or thirst

Yikes. Well if I was a deer I guess I wouldn't

>>35821276
>The despair must have it killed it before hunger or thirst
No, it was probably hunger or thirst.

>>35821308
>No, it was probably hunger or thirst
No, it was probably thirst

omg did it died????

>>35821124
I'd use my arms because I'm a human

>>35821124
He's just stuck between a rock and a hard place

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>>35821124
this disturbs me
i really wish i dont, or anybody i know, dies this way

I wouldn't get into that situation

>>35821326
it probably suffocated before it died of thirst, look at how tight the rocks are around the ribs, probably couldn't breath

>>35821124
Poor thing, if only it knew how to walk backwards

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>>35821452


omg
originality

>>35821124
That is not ok and whoever left that animal to die like that deserves to be stoned

>>35821124
drill a hole or use backfeet to climb up

>>35821491
You do realize it was probably walking around on it's own and fell in.

That's not a domestic animal.

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Who cares. It probably would have ended up as bear feast or living expense free on some rednecks wall.

>>35821625
>>35821470
>>35821538
There are humans everywhere on thos god forsaken planet. Fuck we're literally cockroaches in an apartment. You telling me some fucker didnt hear this creature crying out for help. Whoever was near and didnt so shit to prevent its deatg should fucking die

>>35821679
this looks like the middle of nowhere
probably on a hiking trail and fell in during the night and suffocated
stfu moral fag, people cant always help 500lb animals

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>>35821679
So what if "some fucker" heard and found this sack of meat crying out. You think it would help the human if the roles were reversed?

Why would anyone go out of their way to help something that is just going to die later anyways? We have more to gain if it dies(could eat the meat) and this is just natural selection at work. This fucker was dumb enough to get stuck between a rock and a hard place and so he will not spread his retarded genes.

>>35821716
>people cant help

Stopped right there, motherfucker this isnt the middle of nowhere or westbubbafuck stop assuming no one could help.

More than likely someone fucking left it to die rather than get help. That animal screamed and suffered

>>35821679
>You telling me some fucker didnt hear this creature crying out for help.

If I heard this I"d stay the fuck away

>>35821679
you are an ignorant fucking moron.
I hate people like you, I work in a national park and you fucking creeps ask me dumb shit like "when do you turn the river off" and "where do you feed the wild animals?"

Get out of your compartment you bitch faggot. Honestly go hunting or something. people like you are the sole reason wild life is disappearing. and before you try to throw hunting in my face, Hunters are one of the only reasons conservation is a thing.

and a question, do you even know what sound a deer makes?

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>>35821716
>>35821753
>people cant always help
>people cant help

big differente parnter

>>35821753
More like it died miles away from civilization and some months later some hiker or hunter finally happened by and took a picture

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>>35821412
It gets far worse than that anon...

This guy was never retrieved.

He's still down there. Not even goofing.

Just be urself and cut your arm off bro haha

>>35821779
Motherfucker youre retarded. So people caring for wildlife as opposed to your fucking retarded idiotic notions "I dont care for the animals lol hunt them" is wrong? Youre fucking braindead. This animal suffered more than a fucking frog posting loser talking about
>tfw no gf
and you throw your ignorant shade at me for giving a flying fuck that SOMEONE SHOULD BE HELD RESPOSIBLE FOR THIS ANIMALS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!

I bet if your pet died. You'd say "good riddance fucking living eating waste of time"

>>35821679

Try going outside sometime you misanthropic little bitch.

Preferably out into the deep woods so you can get some perspective before you die out there.

>>35821765
And thats why you deserve to fucking die.

>>35821816
This is why I don't fuck with tunnels. Probably my biggest fear

>>35821877
Try getting out of your mom's basement first.

Yeah, think before you talk shit

>>35821928

My mom died last year when I was in another country, thanks for that you insensitive twat.

>>35821964
Im sorey to hear that man, truly my apologies

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>>35821816
Fucking hell, this is why I'm claustrophobic

>>35821964
Look at those hurt feelings
Nobody cares. Go back to rebbit with your delicate sensibilities

>>35822080

Not even claustrophobic, but people who crawl around in caves for fun have some serious screws loose. There's so many fucking ways to die a horrible death in there.

>Crawling around in your favorite cave
>Head lamp burns out
>Well fuck, time to die

>>35822126

>am i being edgy enough yet

Stop trying to fit in so hard.

Scream help every 10 minutes with special care not to hurt my throat.

>>35822151
You're throwing a bitch fit because he made a comment about your dead cunt mom when he had know way of knowing that. You're a spiteful faggot and you're using her death to try to shame him for pointing out that you're trash

>>35821906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaIoXN-7FjM

Must have been pretty horrible

>>35822190

>i'm totally not him guys

Fuck off samefag.

>>35821124
Probably try to fight it and struggle but I'd eventually come to terms that I'm going to die.

>>35822234
Nah man, I'm just pointing out that you're an oversensitive faggot. Nobody cares about your mom.

>>35822284

No one except the shitposter I was replying to would care this much.

>>35821440
no it probably suffocated before suffocating like that from pulmonary edema caused that position

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>>35821753
Yes and I hoped it suffered terribly. I hope it spent its final moments pissing itself and crying out for its animal mama because I know it'll piss off and distress self-righteous annoying animalfags like you.

Nature isn't a fucking Disney movie. Animals suffer constantly, typically at the hoof and paw of other animals, or just shitty luck with nature itself. Prey animals get their throat cut open and are left to run around spraying blood everywhere while the predator watches and waits. It sucks for human sensibilities, but they're animals, they don't have sensibilities.

It died alone and no human heard it, and if they did they would probably ignore it out of the assumption that it's being torn apart by a pack of wolves.

>>35822296
You're missing the point.
Nobody cares about you or your wormbait mom.

>>35822330

Just like no one cared about this deer because they didn't know that it happened.

Are you done throwing your ironic hipster-tier shitposting bitchfit now?

>>35821816
Anyone that does this shit for "fun" should expect to die like this.

>>35822358
I just popped in from the front page. I dont even care about this thread

>>35822382

Yeah, we can all see how much you don't care.

>>35822402
This

You could both shut the fuck up but t b h the edgy replier still hasn't stopped

>>35821816
i never understood why breaking his legs was a problem when the alternative was death.

>>35821779
That bear eating the elk video was pretty crazy. I never knew they made that sound.

>>35822450

Trauma from having his broken ass legs contorted all over the place as they pulled him all the way out of the cave would have killed him anyway.

>>35821816
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEKhgFrpd4&t=2m22s

>>35822330
That's kinda edgy

Why did this Nutty Putty cave guy die exactly? All he did was sit in one spot for a day. I've sat at my computer, only leaving to smoke or sleep, for some 7 years straight now. Why aren't I dead?

>>35821679
Hahahaha, what a fucking retard you are.

>>35821679
>You telling me some fucker didnt hear this creature crying out for help.
That's actually extremely feasible you whiny bitch. Likely even, given that it decayed down to a skeleton before this picture was taken.

Wildlife die horribly everyday in complete absence of any human being you hysterical fuck, it's called the circle of life.

>>35821124
worst case scenario I fall in sideways and my chest is wedged between the rocks preventing my from breathing, but this isn't a 30 foot drop so I wouldn't be wedged in with force, I should be able to push against the rocks and unwedge myself the way I came in, then it is a matter of pushing against both sides of the rocks for grip to get myself out

>>35822564

Do you stay upside down for more than day at a time?

>>35821124
They made a movie and documentary of a guy that worked for Intel, I think it was Intel, that nearly died in a similar way. He filmed himself a bit also. He quit his job to keep going on stupid outdoors stuff. A big rock landed on his arm and pinned him inside.

Too lazy to look it up, but he broke and cut his arm off to survive after drinking his pee for a while.

>>35821124
I'm pretty fat, my ass would probably stop me from falling too far or getting hopelessly stuck. if i couldnt get myself out, id just pull out my phone and call 911 or something. pretty sure id be fine, though.

>>35822622
how is that relevant? fucking orig

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>>35822530
nigger wat

origicunt

>>35822695

You get blood clots and swelling the brain. You die from a stroke eventually.

Was it really impossible to get Nutty Putty man out of the cave? Why didn't they use power tools? Why didn't they use dynamite?

They chose the sanctity of the cave over the life of a human man. INCOMPETENCE? Who knows?

>>35822761
Not in one day. This shouldn't have killed him. Are you telling me he would have felt unpleasant and then died all in one day from just being upside down??

>>35822790

You are aware that caves can collapse, yes?

>>35822815

Yes it is entirely possible to die from doing it for an entire day.

>>35822790
They actually freed him, but some pulley came loose and he fell back into the whole and got stuck again.

They probably could have freed his dead body, but he was dead. Why risk other people dying and getting stuck for a dead body?

>>35822790
https://youtu.be/mV9xqKHf5K0

>>35822838
That's too soon. Seems unreal. Why would being upside down for a day cause you to die? It's too much result from too little action. I think you're trolling.

>>35822790
Not only as >>35822818 mentioned that the cave can collapse, the pressure differential created by an explosion would suck the air and even his lungs out of his body.

Got a lot of brainlets in this thread for some reason.

>>35822867
Bullshit. Explain why they can't tie a rope around the ankles of a corpse and yank him until he's out? What possible danger is there to yanking that corpse out out of a whole? Breaking a bone or 2? Give me a break.

>>35822905
Not that guy, but I think YOU are trolling

Your blood pools up in your head and eventually you die...

>>35822930
You should take a break from trolling

>>35822905
Your body is not meant to be upside down the whole day. Your heart has to work like crazy to keep your blood circulating in that position, and it's still not enough. Fluids and toxins start building up in your lungs, nasal cavity, and your brain.

>>35822905

The same reason we die under water after "only a few minutes". Our bodies do not operate well under those conditions.

The heart is used to functioning with the body in an upright position. The effects of gravity normally making bloods return from the head easier and legs harder. If you reverse that for a long period of time bad things happen.

>>35822524
might have killed him, not definitely. the alternative was certain.

>>35822905

Pretty sure your blood doesn't circulate properly when upside down, and blood pools in the back of your head and causes some sort of fuckery.

>>35822963
>>35822995
wow that's really horrible. So he really died from a hole?

>>35823009

The alternative was not certain. They tried to get him out without breaking his legs and failed. When he died they cut their losses and got the fuck out rather than risk men's lives recovering the corpse of an idiot.

>>35823054
good thing you called the dead guy an idiot. i bet he feels like a real idiot now.

>>35823048
Yeah. He basically drowned in his own lung fluid and his heart gave out. He died in the dark, losing his hearing, sensation, and hope, despair gripping his body until he slipped into permanent unconsciousness.

>>35823077

He got a bunch of people to risk their lives trying to save him from a predicament he got himself in by acting in an extremely unsafe manner. He then died from his poor choices.

He was an idiot. We should accept that and learn from his mistakes.

>>35822524
What did he have to loose? Pump him full of morphine and break his legs. If you have to amputate them.

>>35823054
He only kept going down that tunnel to find a space to turn around and crawl back out. The place where he died was where he thought he could turn back around to leave. He sucked in his chest to squeeze through but when he breathed back out he was stuck.

>>35823140
I would of requested a pistol

>>35821816
The worst thing about this is everyone who learns about you knowing you died in Nutty Putty Cave.

>>35823202
>crawling into tight unknown holes

>>35823202
The last thing John said before climbing into the crevice was
>This is my hole
>It was made for me!

>>35823176
He couldn't move his arms. One was pinned under him while the other was pinned behind him by a rock outcropping. This is why I will never go cave exploring.

>>35823165

They would have lost another chance to try and recover him in a way that was less likely to kill him.

If they could see into the future and witness that their plan didn't work I'm sure they would have tried something else instead.

>>35822302
nope, he have a heart attack and died middle air when jumping that crack

>>35822450
>>35822524
>>35823165
Literally this. Mega-dose fentanyl and alprazolam and just rip the fucker out of there. Toss in a medically induced coma until the brunt of the damage had healed, and there was AT LEAST a 1/3 chance he could've made it. Or at least make him unconscious so he doesn't have to suffer through that misery holy shit.

I've gone caving in the future - NEVER AGAIN unless I bring a suicide-dose or gun with me. I'm not going out like that. I've gone through a pancake-squeeze before (to impress a girl - I swear to God it's fucking INCREDIBLE what hormones can get us to do to try to fuck, because any other time I would've been a sobbing mess before getting anywhere NEAR that. The ceiling was touching my fucking back. Petty John's cave, in Georgia, USA. Shelby, if you ever read this, I REALLY want to fuck you. A lot).

>>35823102
Is that true? Wouldn't he have felt entirely normal, as if he was sitting in his chair, until he fell asleep form a 18 hour gaming session/?

>>35822325
Lol I like you (I'm glad that's been said before :3)

>>35823364
No imagine breathing just like you are now but your lungs not being able to take the air to your blood

>>35823364
You're definitely fucking with me now.

>>35821124

I'd probably wager on wiggling my head and neck, trying to somehow pull myself somewhere with those antlers.

>>35821679
I work on a farm and some times the little pigs get stuck like that in a trough, they don't "cry out for help", they just lay there dead silent.

>>35823407
>>35823408
I just don't understand. You can live 100 years standing upright up but only a day upside down? It just doesn't make sense. They should have been able to get him out.

>>35823408
I'm pretty sure that's someone else making fun of that guy, anon...

>>35822530
WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PERSON WOULD DO THIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35823435
It was actually really fucking awesome, not gonna lie. And the "pancake squeeze" is extremely wide, just not tall at all... To the point where I had to turn my head sideways at some points. But yeah, >>35823202. Trying to fuck a girl can, in some cases.

>>35823445
>>35823457
https://youtu.be/WaIoXN-7FjM
This video will tell you everything you need to know about the incident.

>>35823463
it's actually very fun... just like a vagina? live life

fucking a beautiful tanned blonde french girl, running your fingers up her back and tracing her spine. bear in mind you only met this girl 1 hour a girl and she is gorgeous. Should it be possible for any man to sleep with this girl? More than dying in the cave? Is it possbie more to sleep with this girl?

Here's the squeeze I (>>35823328 >>35823479) went through personally. Not my video, though.
https://youtu.be/kdP4M5W_908

>>35823328
Parr shitpost, part Craigslist Missed Connections

>>35823319
No he must have died from blood loss when he fell and undoubtedly broke his legs.

>>35821816
>28 hours underground
And they didn't get a portable hand drill, 18" long titanium bits, and 20 batteries to drill into the rock next to his feet? I checked and some moron got industrial fuckhuge drills that didn't fit when a fucking hand held Dewalt will melt through jasper, calcite, etc.

You drill a hole through the rock, pass diamond wire through the hole, and connect it to a drill motor and just saw through the rock using the wire. It'd take a few hours but it'd work. They just freaked out, assumed he'd die quickly, and didn't take the time to stop and get a better plan.

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>>35823247
You crack me up.

>>35823653
this. they essentially gave up. 28 hours and you can't reach a man in a hole? fucking dig you lazy useless cunts. this is tantamount to manslaughter.

>>35823653
>>35823767
Getting anything down to where he was took an hour. And there was simply no space to even use that stuff. They could barely reach his feet without getting stuck themselves.

>>35823811
but why couldn't they chip the rock? the welfare of the cave came before the man

>>35821124
close browser, never return. kill faggot op

>>35823847
It wasn't about the cave. They were using small drills and hammers and chisels, hacking away at the rock and trying to open up more space.

>>35823884
Exactly. They could have pulled out the heavy duty tools. There's a point where working "to avoid risk" and working when the risk is 100% clear is different. These workers hit the point where any damage was worth the risk.

If you find me in this spot, break my legs and treat them like battle ropes in a work out if you want to free me.

>>35823950
Heavy duty tools wouldn't fit. This isn't a video game, things aren't abstract.

>>35823950
>heavy duty tools
A collapse would be the last thing they'd want to do

>>35824025
>>35824048
So they can't dig through some rocks with Iron or diamond tools?

>>35822450
it wasnt, probably just too lazy to get him out.

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>>35823179
Why the fuck did they name it Nutty Putty Cave in the first place?

>>35824526
The cave was surrounded in clay like dirt

>>35824526
>putty

EQUALS

soft soil which you can finger away, make shapes like digimon or pokemon. It's a cave make from soft, soft putty like nougat.

It is hard. So "nutty" putty.

>>35824392
They were already trying to open space to get to him. But I'm sure you know more about the situation (size and positioning of gaps, angles, and cracks) than the actual professionals that were in the actual situation doing what was actually possible. You truly are a paragon of reason.

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>>35822325
Not sure whether this is just pure edge or absolute truth..

>>35823328
>I've gone caving in the future - NEVER AGAIN
Wait what

>>35824628
It would take some 1 minute to dig through 10 meters of rock with diamond tools. are you telling me he was 1000 meters below rock? So 100 mintes? These men gave up

>>35824697
Haha my bad. I meant in the past, but must've already been thinking about the never again - in the future.

>>35821440
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
oregano

>>35825117
that doesn[t make sense. This thread is tupid and also extremly raist

>>35821440
It's horns look unnaturally long it could have been there for a while

>>35821679
Are you autistic? If a camel dies in the Sahara desert do you get upset? These national parks aren't exactly paved over. It was probably dead for weeks before it was found. It probably would have died on the spot or was wounded beyond fixing anyway.

>>35822635
127 hours

oregano comment

>>35823328
>there are time travellers posting on 4chan
Tell us about the future. What's 4chan like then?

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>>35821679
Most likely a human put the deer there for some reason, probably trying to discipline it while they were taming it and forgot about it. It happened to me when I was trying to train a frog to be house trained.

>>35822635
21? nigger origi

>>35825845
the bones are peleed probably crows or some birds ate him alive

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>>35821679
>See's dead animal
>First instinct is to blame all of humanity
MFW

>>35821779

>do you even know what sound a deer makes?

A really weird one, like hot metal on plastic.

It's strange.

>>35821868
Prime example of "City folk"

>>35821868
The thing fucking got stuck on his own and nobody was around for days. This is nature and reality, wake up from fantasy land you armchair hero.

>>35823566

I enjoyed it for some odd reason.

>>35821276
i'm going to assume it was DOA considering its head is on backwards. actually looking at it it looks like it might have gotten stuck on it's back. scary shit either way

>>35821816
Yes dead now

>>35822906
How many people got their lungs sucked out before we realized this?

>>35824673

When you come to a realization that it can be both you will become a better person.

Just because an atheist says "tsh, nothing personal, but your mom is being eaten by the worms now", doesn't mean he's wrong.

>>35828956
Look up thermobaric bombs.

>>35821679
Do you know what kind of noises these creatures make? It would have been terrifying banshee noises that I would have steered the fuck clear of.

>>35823077
Tbh he probably did feel like a real idiot when he found out he was stuck there for all good.

i hope he suffered a long time
it makes me always smile to see dumb animals die like that

>>35821124
>Drrr...Drrr...Drrr...Drrr...

>>35821746
Morals and kindness...I know gay, hear me out.

>>35821896
>hear this shit amplified and distorted through ravine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTAuWxWi_ng
If you aren't fictional character Mark Trail, then you don't know it's a buck in distress, and get spooked to high hell.

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>>35821124
Did he dieded??/

Orig

>>35821816
I'm going to be calling my cum Nutty Putty from now on

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>>35823247
OH SHIT LMFAO

>>35821679
Are you serious? Even if somebody found the animal (highly unlikely), how do you propose they would get the animal out? It's a fucking 500+ pound animal lodged extremely tightly in between two giant rocks. By the looks of it it probably died of suffocation, since it looks extremely unlikely that it would have been able to breathe. Also, what makes you think that nobody tried to help? Maybe people did try and weren't able to. People like you are the reason PETA is a fucking joke. You assume the worst in everyone and are so ridiculously self-righteous it's fucking sickening.

>>35821349
no, it's still alive. it's a rare breed of skeleton buck. fortunately the rescue team found it and saved it.

ITT: palpable autism

>>35821964
It's a shame there weren't any deer around to save her.

>>35821816
You should watch The Descent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mujk825LXk

>>35821276
Animals dont have emotions