if you could be anything what would you be

I would become the God if this world.

pregnant with puppies

A bisexual 9/10 girl. I can't imagine a more privileged and easy life

>>35818876
why not a 10?

>>35818925
then you get raped

>>35818925
Too much privilege, duh

Omnipresent AI living inside the internet. Think Wintermute.

>>35818756
A comfy dude in heaven

>>35818925
Why not 10?

>>35818756
not lonely

so original I know

>>35818925
Then it's just too easy

>>35818822
This.
Or just a person capable of using actual magic

>>35818822
Listen here, there is no God or religion. This is a board of reason take that God carp back to hell!! GOD NOT REAL

Happy
rigotoni

>>35818756
Happy.

wowthisaintoriginal

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Chad

Of course this isn't original

An eternally young trap

>>35819690
That's a manlet, plox

l would be dead

Me but with robotic/cybernetic enhancements, like what Terminator, JC Denton from Deus Ex and The Faceless from Underrail have.

Elf Loli catgirl with magic powers

>>35818925
Too pretty, no one would dare fucking you no matter how desperate you are.

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A fairy of purity that kills any nonvirgin that sees it.

Happy

No way that's original

>>35818822
We already are.

>>35818756
We'll eventually be everything, so I acceptthis state of being until the next one.

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>>35818756
I would become a ball of energy. My only purpose in life would be to wonder throughout worlds, observe the inhabitants and influence their lives by causing things to happen behind there scenes.

Me but with two bags of chips and a coke.

>>35819268
I've seen you posting. You seem like a religious person just fucking with people. Am I right?

>>35820438
With what eyes, nigga?

>Captcha: Cherokee Transport

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>>35820482
I am a ball of fucking energy. I do not need eyes. I can feel.

>>35818756
I would be immortal. I don't necessarily enjoy life, but it's less terrifying than the idea of ceasing to exist entirely.

>>35819289
Came here to post this Famicom.

a guy who can literally get any girl he wants

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>>35820533
You can still die if you become immortal

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An invincible lord of darkness who could usurp any government within hours. I would have the ability to level cities in a single blast of energy similar to Angel cross blasts from Evangelion, along with other powers. Any attack that strikes me gets deflected. I can give myself new powers whenever I wanted.

I'd like to be something more significant than a human. I'm not sure about what "myself" is. I think I'm just a point of view who perceives the universe through the form of a human being. If there's a perception needed to exists, then as far as my knowledge goes a male human is the best I could ask for. I'd like to be a better one though.

If the only requirement for "being" is existence I'd like to be the universe. If being alive is required, then I'm fine being human.

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long-haul space trucker

If you could be anything you want I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?

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>>35820567
so you want to become a jew?

>>35820565
Elaborate?

-he replied, originally

>>35820683
Let's look at lobsters.


They are considered immortal since their cells can replicate indefinitely. All the need to do is make sure they eat to fuel this process. Simple, right? This means they can live forever.


Wrong. They can still be torn to shreds and get wrekt. This applies to everything.

A wandering knight that roams the land slaying mystical monsters before marrying a cute witch and settling down in the forest

I woukd never exist

A wizard in a wizard tower with books that could take me wherever I want
Basically Myst
Don't want to commit to anything
Just wanna be somewhere peaceful where I can reasonably consider everything

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Loved. Content with my simple life. Lovable. Free from my autism.

>>35820652
If he's a Jew why does he have a Roman nose instead of a Semitic one?

>>35820735
So whathca telling me is that I could get a lobster big enough to ride if I took good enough care of it. Or they don't grow indefinitely and I just get a lobster who learned the secrets of the universe by living so long.

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>>35818756
Quite unironically a giant meteor large enough to destroy the human race. After talking to people on the internet and observing people in real life, I've determined that the supermajority of human beings are listless hedonistic retarded animals who would push you in front of a bus for $20 if they knew they could get away with it. We sit with all of human discovery at your fingertips accessible through a simple google search, yet 99% of all people are uncurious and unwilling to discover anything. 68% of adults in the United States are overweight and most of those have no desire to change; they would rather eat themselves to death with twinkies, costing other people valuable healthcare dollars, than improve themselves.

I've decided that humanity was a mistake. I wish we could all just die together.

>>35820851
They can grow huge. Just wait a few hundred years and it will be as big as a small cattle.

Or go to the bottom of the ocean and sea whatcha get.

>>35820895
i hope you know that overweight probably means even 1 pound over the average weight, not 300 pounds obese

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The ultimate being

>>35820960
35.7% of adult americans are obese. That's half of the overweight statistic. The other half is filled with varying degrees of overweight.

>>35818756
An Eldritch horror that will eventually destroy all of humankind

the wolverine, even if its just bone claws and no adamantium full skeltor

>>35818756
A very, very wealthy, objectively attractive straight white male with a perfect large, but not too large, uncircumcised penis that has the power of telekinesis.

>>35820735
That's subjective based on the context though. For instance, one could consider a lobster immortal because they live indefinitely even though they can be killed by outside sources, but god figures from most religions and mythologies portray a much more "pure" form of immortality in that they can't be killed by anything, age included. Personally I'd want to be somewhere in between. I don't think 80 years, 40 of which are spent either being too young to do anything or too old to do anything, is enough time to really take in life to the fullest degree.

obtain shapeshifting powers and look anyway you want to

Ghost, an actual see-through ghost that can float and fly around, phase through objects and communicate.
Just spooking people and let them know supernatural beings exist.
>saturday night, downtown
>see group of people walking on sidewalk
>come from an alleyway and float in front of them to other side of the street leaving them shocked and perplexed of what they just saw

>find a suitable human, follow his/her everyday life for a while
>find things about him/her
>when I know enough wake him/her one night and communicate with him/her about the life
>leave as suddenly as I entered leaving that human confused and scared

Shit would be great.

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i'd be this kind of Chad

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This woman

Origami

>>35820895
>68% of adults in the United States are overweight

>I've decided that humanity was a mistake.

>United states is all humanity
Ignoring the fact there is more than one "united states".

seriously?

>>35821757
you do realize that pic is a current nba all star right?
You're not going to be enough of a chad to be like Deandre Jordan

>>35822154
If you knew right wingers you'd not be surprised.

I'd be a middle-aged Norwegian bookstore owner living in a modest house nestled among the fjords.

It's my idea of heaven.

>>35818822
Life would be boring.

>>35822210
of course i know that's DeAndre, that's why i wanna be him dummy
not only would i be a 6'11 260lbs turbochad freak of nature but i'd also be famous and a millionaire and shit

>>35818756
An immortal time/space traveler.

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>>35818756
i want to be a wizard that summons monsters to fight for me

>>35821057
>one of three are obese
>one of three own guns
>one of three black men are felons
So what you need is to realise that it's one of three that are ridiculous assholes. And when it comes to study, you already know you've not the talent to make anything new for mankind, so, why kid yourself? Best thing to do is have fun, nothing really matters but fun if you cannot help anyone. Push in front of bus to kill is you projecting btw, most would not. Maybe one of three, but that's 33ish percent, with 66 percent of everyone else not being a dick like you.

not him btw

>>35818756
An eternally youthful and beautifully cute catgirl.

>>35818822
this is what happens when you watch too much anime
captcha: cordeliers santini

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I want to be a gigantic, four-legged taur with six breast (with mouth nipples), a huge dick and have a snake for a tail that has a dick for a mouth.

I'd be able to turn people into anything I want, my cum (which could flood entire towns) are the ultimate aphrodisiac, sending people into wild lust, I'd make sure to have a futa dragoness satyr army to suppress any dissidents through rape, mind break and more rape.

It'd be pretty nice turning people into dildos and using them as a urethral plug to keep in the literal tons of demonic cum inside me.

But in reality I'd just raise my IQ by 30 points, give myself actual discipline so I don't spend my time masturbating and general time wasting, then I'd give myself the ability to remove other people's powers and go on a crusade against everyone else.

>>35818756
what the FUCK is that. Unironically one of the most sp00k things I have ever seen

>>35818756
A hot, pale, 5'10", blue eyed, lesbian vampire with supernatural reflexes.

I would become a dildo. So I could explore the vagina of a girl and then get thrown out to die in the dump.
With my luck though, I'll end up in some fat homolords shitty asshole and have to suffer that for all eternity without ever being washed.

>>35818756
God emperor of mankind...

Or ded...