I know what you want.

>>35817182
no, chances are she's already been fucked by her chad friends

>>35817182
Congratulations! Can't believe I skimmed all of that. Usually don't.

>Shh
>You Are zero percent right
>Shh

>>35817182
Yeah, no, that's not really the kind of woman I want.

That's the kind of woman a virgin weeboo wants combined with some obvious/cliche disney shit.

You're fucking autistic and you should stop posting.

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>>35817182
I didn't ask for these feels... do these even exist?

>>35817250
then what kind of woman do you want faggot

>>35817182

No. I don't want those "I'm one of the guys" women. They are very slutty and they get all the benefits of being women in the west yet they can also be "one of the guys" and I'm not going to validate women having all that privilege.

>>35817182
more or less this, I even have the plot of land.

why, do you know where I could find one like this?

>>35817182
Yeah honestly you got it spot on
I know I don't deserve her, but it is what I want

>>35817285
Well, someone who is an actual person for starters, not a giant list of fictional bullshit.

Anyone who genuinely thinks this is a good list, needs to stop watching anime and disney movies and start at least reading/consuming media with more complex characterization of women. Or you know, actually interacting with some women, but I know that's difficult.

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>hunting
>fishing
>gym
>what i want

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>>35817498
>tfw can't stop watching disney movies and anime
>dream about sharing the "perfect" life with a girl
>deep down know she does not actually exist
>grew up with this idea of true love just to find out its fake

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>>35817182
tfw my gf skateboards

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>>35817498
>I've never met them therefore they don't exist

Also, even if no girl like this existed, why can't people like things that are fictional?

"Oh, you like dragons? You can't do that, dragons aren't real!"

"You'd better listen to me or else!"

Or else what faggot? What are you going to do if I like all the things in the OP?

Are you gonna cry like a little bitch?

>>35817420
where do you own land, would you be willing to have another anon live with you?

>>35817797
My family owns a 130 acre farm in Massachusetts, and I don't live or work there right now, but my plan is to build a house on the open building lot there after I've worked on my career a little longer and saved up. I also plan to take over the family business when my dad is ready to retire.

Currently, I don't make decisions about who is living there.

>>35817768
You seem like someone I would punch in the face.

>>35818085
wew lad i live in mass too
what part of the state? im west mass

>>35818624
yeah, were you in the location thread? I think i talked to you about my startup

>>35818699
im not sure thereve been a few location threads where mass is brought up, its a pretty robot-tier state, got a discord or anything?

>>35818755
i don't have a room, but my id is liima#7673

>>35817182
DESU as long as she has a nice hard 5" clit and a clean waxed boipussy I'm in heaven

>>35817182
>a 7/10 Tomboyish gf
no tomboys are the worst
>hunting and fishing with you
no thats gay
>gym buddy
no
>down to earth and chill
no
>tease you sometimes, but break down like a big softie
no you're fucking gay.
>be able to trust her and tell her all your secrets
i dont have secrets
>different than all the other girls
every girl is already different
>knew you on a level that only she could
ur a fag
>could tell what you were thinking just by looking at you
no and pointless
>into anime and video games
no
>go camping with her and gaze up at the stars together holding hands
no
>a crazy sex fiend who couldn't stop jumping your bones
absolutely fucking not im not 14
>she was only loyal to you
obviously
>promised to only be loyal to you, promised to do whatever it took to always be by your side
pointless
>she was kinda crazy, maybe even a little clingy and possessive of you
meaningless
>was a terrible cook but always tried hard to improve just for you
no
>took the time to get to know every last detail about you
impossible
>knew you better than you know yourself
impossible
>sweetest girl with the most innocent heart, the type who goes out of her way to save animals, the type who cries and gets emotional when something bad happens to them
sweet=useless sentimentality for animals? logic doesnt follow
>could spend the rest of your life together, proposing to her in some romantic way. She'd cry and hold you warmly in her arms
marriage is standard, ignoring the disney imagery you added
>get married someplace beautiful, and go on your honeymoon someplace beautiful
no
>shes secretly the motherly type who's always wanted kids
no if she isnt insane she would be openly the motherly type
>would raise a happy little family together on a nice big plot of land with cute animal pets for the kids to play with, and lots of room to run around
grow the fuck up with this cute animal shit
>could grow old together living happily ever after
no shit

you're a stupid nigger

>loves animals
>goes hunting and fishing

u wot m8?

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>>35817182
>I bet you want her to be down to earth and chill.
>I bet you want to be able to trust her and tell her all your secrets
>I bet you wish she knew you on a level that only she could
>I bet you wish you could go camping with her and gaze up at the stars together holding hands
>I bet you wish she was a crazy sex fiend who couldn't stop jumping your bones.
>I bet you wish she was only loyal to you
>I bet you wish you could grow old together living happily ever after.

BONUS ROUND:
She doesn't need to cry when I propose
I'm not opposed to living in an urban area
I can envision a life more fulfilling than spawning just for the sake of it
OP pic is hot as shit
She isn't required to watch me do my hobbies

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cba to textually respond to this but you missed most of it op

here's how you match up

>>35817182

>tfw no Kilgrave used goods insane gf

I bet you thought I was gonna read all that

>>35817182
>you wish you'd get married someplace beautiful, and go on your honeymoon someplace beautiful
>I bet you wish shes secretly the motherly type who's always wanted kids
>I bet you wish you would raise a happy little family together on a nice big plot of land with cute animal pets for the kids to play with, and lots of room to run around
>I bet you wish you could grow old together living happily ever after.

Does everyone want this or are you in my head

You're wrong. I want to be an AI.

>>35819320
>quoting 4 lines that amount to "I bet you wanna get married"
epic. you're retarded

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>I bet you want a cute gf
>I bet you want her to go hunting with you
>I bet you want her to be down to earth and chill
>I bet you want her to tease you sometimes, but break down like a big softie especially when you're alone.
>I bet you want to be able to trust her and tell her all your secrets
>I bet you wish she was different than all the other girls
>I bet you wish she knew you on a level that only she could
>I bet you wish she could tell what you were thinking just by looking at you
>I bet you wish you could go camping with her and gaze up at the stars together holding hands
>I bet you wish she was only loyal to you
>I bet you wish she promised to only be loyal to you, promised to do whatever it took to always be by your side
>I bet you wish she was kinda crazy, maybe even a little clingy and possessive of you
>I bet you wish she took the time to get to know every last detail about you
>I bet you wish she knew you better than you know yourself
>I bet you wish you could spend the rest of your life together, proposing to her in some romantic way. She'd cry and hold you warmly in her arms..
>I bet you wish you'd get married someplace beautiful, and go on your honeymoon someplace beautiful
>I bet you wish you could grow old together living happily ever after

>>35817182
I want to die without my family being sad

It's almost like you described my girlfriend. She's moving in tomorrow... except I don't know f she'd like fishing and she has a sexy foreign accent.

>>35819103
You're a fuckin peach anon ;-*

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>>35819861
just fucking end it please i dont want to live anymore

>>35819258
Fucking hell this is so cute

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>was about to mention only the stuff I want from that list
>tfw I want it all
Except the pets. I don't want any pets, even if I had kids.

>>35821879
Why do you WANT someone to be a bad cook?

Nah man that sounds pretty fucking borning desu. I'll let you have her.

>More like 9/10
>Not really, but it'd be nice if she was willing to try them out
>No
>I don't know what that means
>Not really
>I'd rather she keep most of her secrets to herself
>Not too much
>Sure
>No
>Anime no, video games sure
>Sure
>No, lets keep it conservative (2-3 times a week?)
>Sure
>I dont like stupid phrases like that that sound like they came out of a bad movie
>Not crazy, a little clingy yes
>Fuck no, make me a good tasting dinner
>No
>No
>Sure, but don't invest so much emotion into it (i.e crying)
>Sure
>That doesn't matter much
>Sure
>Sure
>Sure

>>35818085
LET ME LIVE WITH YOU TOO PLEASE