>What's your longest relationship, anon?

>>35815848
A week until I realized I made the mistake of saying yes to dating a nigger.

3 days unironically

7 months a very very weird relationship still cringe about it today

>>35815848
A girl sat next to me on the bus once for like, 4 stops.

So about 20 minutes.

45 minutes

Couldn't justify the cost of anything longer.

>>35815848
As pathetic as this sounds I've never been in one longer than three months

6 months is my best.

>>35815848
I went on a date once.

Less than 3 months. She left me. They all leave me. Please help. I'm scared of abandonment.

>>35815848
ironically enough, 13 months was the longest amount of time I have been in a relationship.

>>35815848
>What's your longest relationship, anon?
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>>35815907
Yes. So pathetic.

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with a nigger? non existand

about a year and a half. things went bad. we fought so fucking much

normies are dirty liars though, when they say shit like "im loving being single."

That's only because they have the ability to enter into a relationship at any time. Being me, I know it's very possible that I will be alone for the rest of my life.

Even a terrible relationship is better than being alone.

I think it was around 8 months. I dumped her thinking I could do better. It's now been 3 years since I've gotten laid. Started balding after I dumped her and my confidence went to shit. And it's kind of a lot of effort to keep a relationship going.

I've had two two and a half year relationships. Do i even belong here?

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Almost 3 years. She broke up with me. Another one that was 2 years she's ghosting me right now but I finger banged her two weeks ago.

6 months, 24 year later.. Single happy and stress free.

>>35815933
Kill them and put their heads in your fridge so they can never leave you.

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WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE ALL THESE NORMALFAGGOTS DOING IN THIS THREAD? IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT AND MUST LEAVE MY BOARD IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

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>>35815907
>tfw I've never been in a relationship.

Should I just end my suffering?

3 weeks. Unironically.

>>35816075
Did you get the memo ? This is normie board now, it's getting renamed to n9k soon.

>>35816088
How about you start trying to get one

>>35816180
How bout you start getting the FUCK off my board you cocksucker

>>35816236
This is our board now virgin

>>35815848
I've had my hand for as long as I can remember <3

Almost 6 years.
It ended 8years ago and I still have issues because of it. I doesn't get easier if you actually love somebody.

I've been in three relationships, they all lasted one month. I guess that's how long it takes for the initial charm to wear off and reveal my disgusting personality.

>>35815848
I loved with a girl for 3 years and we were going to be married but depression got in the way and now I'm an alcoholic drug addict with serious emotional disorders

>>35815848
Seven years.

Was a good run.

Fucking never been in a relationship. All you normies need to leave, you guys are making me go Elliot you motherfuckers. Fucking normies LEAVE!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

6 months died in car wreck

if i can consider a date: about 3h

just making out with a girl in a club: 20min ish

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>>35816180
Normans are weird creatures, i don't understand them

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5 weeks, most of them end in 2. they were always the one to end it, not me, it's never me

>>35816638
lt's time for you to leave my board

4 years. She was fucking around with god knows how many people. She sucked off my one friend, too. When I dumped her she told all her friends as well as mine that I was the one cheating on her and that I have STD's.

All of which was false.

6 years

I'll never date anyone ever again fucking roastie whores the whole lot of them

11 seconds, girl did it as a joke when i was 10...

Literally 0 seconds. What are you gonna tell me?

2 days. I have a gift for hurting people emotionally and distancing myself from others

>>35817442
nothing you don't already know

>>35817514
Typical. Normalfag with nothing to say.

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I'm currently in a relationship with my virginity,faithful with her.

I'm not sure if it's a relationship or not, but I talked a myspace slut into driving an hour to come fuck me. Showed no pictures(didn't have a webcam or anything) did nothing except talk to her for a few months before it happened. I mentioned I was a virgin and she suddenly got into the idea more and eventually volunteered to come get some inexperienced dick.

A few hours we just watched movies then eventually moved into lewd territory.

16 years and gets better every year