how do i prevent shitting my pants after hanging myself?
>>35815471
Shit them before you hang yourself
>>35815471
Take a big shit before hanging yourself?
>>35815471
Wear a buttplug. You should probably also be wearing a batman costume too, so it looks like a sexual thing that went wrong and not a suicide.
>>35815471
Don't eat for a couple of weeks
>>35815471
A good enema can help you.
>>35815471
Remove pants.