All I do is constantly reload /r9k/ and occasionally post threads that are entirely bullshit lies (see: Just about any hooker thread in the past year).
What the hell is wrong with me and how did it come to this? Is this a natural progression of robotdom?
The only reason I'm here is cause I can't move around. Once I can walk again I'm never going to come here again.
>tfw you aren't interesting enough even for the virgin loser board
>tfw creating fake threads just to get a conversation going because i'm so lonely
I feel you, OP
>>35814996
Yep, that's me alright.
It actually feels kind of nice to be honest for once.
I can't even keep track of the number of threads I've made and not a single one of them is true.
Like, I did not make the Asian one but I did post in it (as several different people, even). I fucking hate this.
You could list or name threads from the past year or two that have to do with hookers and chances are that I made it up.
Posted another honest post in the virgin thread. Again, it actually feels nice.
I post in every gay thread and even intentionally derail threads I know won't go anywhere just to have people to talk to. Am I a bad person?
>>35815483
You're probably a better person than me.
List of threads I've made up:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35696167/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35623048/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/33263992/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28259046/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26023097/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/28174532/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32065159/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/19240020/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/19126225/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/19074948/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34090926/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17029889/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26580027/
And those are just SOME of them and that's not counting all the posts I did in other threads.
My God.
This is basically my confession thread and the last time I'll ever be here. I'm sick of being a lying fucker and this thread is the only time I've been honest.
I don't condone or endorse prostitution and think it's shameful and disgusting for men to partake in. I'm addicted to porn and masturbation and have been for a long time but after so long it stopped being as effective. So I started making up stories on 4chan and THAT is what really got me off. I could look at just porn for hours and it'd do next to nothing.
So to hell with this board and everything else. I'm getting out of here.