>single mom >"Not looking for hookups"

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>>35814585
>single mom
>"My daughter is my life :)"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


>Implying you would want to fuck a single mom

She would probably try to lock you into a relationship by having a fucking kid so you're suck with her like the last poor sucker

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>>35814585
>single mother
>"Real men only"

Single mothers are fucking hiliarious. Here is some shit I have seen from their dating profiles.

>I don't want sex until were married.
>I will admit I used to sleep around but that isn't me anymore and I want something stable.
>Father left before our kid was born. Looking for a real man to be my son's father.
>My kids all have different fathers. I don't want anymore kids and am looking for someone to help me financially support them. No sex until we marry though.

You do realise that approximately 20% of the people advertising the fact they have young children are trying to lure 'customers', right?

Lots of money to be made. It's quite sad, really.

>>35814585
>>35814651
>>35814689
pretty funny stuff...

>>35814660
Absolutely dude. I banged a gorgeous single mom. My golden key was commenting on how something her daughter did was impressive and I compared it to something that my little cousin did with me. Her eyes lit up with maternal feelings and the lightbulb went off in my head. One thing led to another...yada yada yada....and it didn't work out (imagine that).

I love seeing single mothers in agony.

Single mothers are good for sex and nothing else. Especially not dating.

Kek my ex tried her hardest to get me to get her pregnant. I wouldn't and she eventually cheated now she's going to be a single mom. Feels fucking good Tbh. Feel sorry for that kid though

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>>35814585
>>35814651
>>35814689
>>35814757
>>35814841
falcon punches to every beef and swiss this side of the flat earth
disregard women acquire magic

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>single mom
>"I want someone who is motivated, passionate about their career"

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>>35814916
I love to see roasties ruined

>>35814585
>Single mom
>"Not looking to get my kids molested"

Who's paying the bills bitch?!?!?

>>35814660
This, remember to keep it wrapped.

A friend of mine fell into that very trap

>>35815185
Hearty kekle
Oregano postale

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>>35815442
heed not the roastie's lies

>>35815524
wow people can't be that stupid

>>35815524
Brb I'm going to start doing this. Fuck betakeks.

>>35815524
Lol I saw this same scam an hour ago before I ran out of swipes.

At least I can take satisfaction in knowing it's one of us tricking some chads.

>>35816768
>tricking chads
No man they're tricking poor losers who are desperate.

Just a reminder that the single moms are always up for a sneaky fuck if you are good looking.

What if they got married before they had a kid? I know one of the sweetest prettiest women who goes to my church but her husband died of cancer and they had two kids together.

>>35814858
What a brutal sentence

>>35814826
The rate of pedophilia is probably much lower in the real world than it is on /r9k/, buddy.

>>35817490
I always feel really really bad widow(er)s

I almost typed 'glad' and then the captcha is >Die Party CHAR lmao

>>35815524
This seems like a fantastic idea holy shit

>>35814826
While I'm sure there are a few people who do this......lmfao at 20%. Are you crazy?

>>35814660
>She would probably try to lock you into a relationship by having a fucking kid so you're suck with her like the last poor sucker
>Stuck with her like the last poor sucker
If he's stuck with her why the fuck is she single you idiot? It's not like any of you losers have any money for her to take.

>>35817289
Yep, Chads don't pay for shit

Pump and dump if possible.
I pity the kids though, they dont deserve such fate but I'm not gonna take care of them.