Fembot thread :D
Ask me anything!
>>35812052
post tits pls
I won't laugh promise
i want to kill
>>35812065
B..but anon I don't want to post lewd images of myself !
Alright.
Are there any gay fembots even?
Location and occupation if any? or are you cute student waifu material?
>>35812052
whats it like knowing that you could literally get a bf instantly if you wanted to
>>35812438
Yes, I assume there are lots of lesbian fembots.
>>35812503
I'm in New Jersey.
>>35812505
There are no good guys left...
if a monster pulled the skin off a player does that count as slash, pierce or bludgeon damage?
>>35812517
Why isn't one of them my gf then? Checkmate.
>>35812564
That'd be pierce, because you're not using any bladed or sharp tools, and it's obviously not bludgeoning.
It's piercing, because you're ripping it.
>>35812583
Because you're not looking hard enough :)
>>35812556
Shame you're so far away, I'm not that bad of a guy, just a 6'2, 11 stone, slightly awkward ginger with long hair.
>>35812564
Slash my dude, but I can ask my DM tomorrow.
>>35812556
>There are no good guys left...
that's what happens when 95% of the male sex are ugly and the remaining 5% get ego inflation to the nth degree and become chads
>>35812651
I wouldn't say 95%, its more like 70%. I mean, the best way I've (>>35812634) been described is as a malfunctioning cyborg at this point, I don't think I'm sky rocking to chad tier anytime soon and according to this board, I'm apparently "cute"
>>35812556
>There are no good guys left...
Explain what you mean right now.
>>35812733
They're all either ugly or self-pretentious pricks that only want me for sex.
>>35812052
How much money do you want for a shag?
>>35812752
>>35812756
Well, I guess that's point proven
>>35812438
I am. But, unless you are okay with choking me unconscious, and live in the cold north, then it won't work out.
>>35812607
But I don't even know how to find them.
>>35812438
Me.
I'm bi but almost entirely into girls
>>35812792
I could probably learn the first thing, but I'm from Europe.
Record a vocaroo for me.
"""fembot""" general huh?
The perfect thread to dump my doujins, so sit back, relax and enjoy.
Do dinosaurs violate the square cube law?
>>35812152
>Unless its for Chad!
so what is a "period" anyways? is it like constant bleeding or something and how long does it last and does it come at exactly the same time each month?
is it that bad?
>>35812752
I'm not fat or ugly, but my life experiences have broken me as a person. Social things are just too hard for me. I'm sure you'll find somebody one day.
>>35812816
Would you say that you are someone who is willing to do anything to get with another person?
Also, please do not have a penis
>>35812855
What is this anon?
coMMEnt origami
why do all the canadian fembots ghost me?
you know who you are. message me on discord
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>>35812891
GO AWAY
this isnt for stupid shit like this faggot
>>35812891
Not constant, but can be stronger or weaker depending on the girl and whether she's on BC or hormones. Lasts 5 days or so usually.
Not necessarily like clockwork. It can be exact and it can be all over the place, or not happen at all randomly (usually indicative of some problems though)
And yeah it sucks.
>>35812919
Not anything, no. I'd really like to have a gf but I've also kinda come to terms with being alone.
Don't have a penis, neither a real one nor a silicone one.
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>>35812556
you're missing out, because there are good guys left. Once you decide that there aren't, you stop seeking them.
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>>35812891
Constant bleeding for roughly a week, often ranges from 3 days to 10 days.
Some women have a scheduled period, some don't, it's bad for some people and not bad for others.
for my it happens to be bad. I more often than not get a 10+ day long period with cramps that make me fall on the floor and body aches and I'm in a bad mood. I don't do anything crazy, but I'm more likely to be short with somebody on my period because I don't feel well and because of the spike in testosterone.
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What exactly does a girl want?
A guy wants her to be hot and to have sex with her.
What does a girl want?
What do you think of extreme music?
Thrash metal, death metal, goregrind, harsh noise, etcetera.
>>35812891
The blood comes out in waves, it's not constant. For me they usually last a week, but it varies between women. Periods should come at roughly the same time every month, give or take a few days.
They're not terrible for some and a nightmare for others, depending on how bad your cramps are and how much blood you let out.
>>35812989
so what happens so that you know youre having it? do you wake up with a red place in your drawers? if you dont wanna answer its okay its a gross question
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>>35812052
I have a couple real questions for you, OP. What brought you to r9k? How do you identify with the robot lifestyle, or the robot "plight" which in general encompasses mainly virgin male issues?
What social struggles do you go through, and what do you do to cope with them?
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>>35813078
do you start wearing a tampon a few days before you actually get one just to be safe or something?
how do i talk to women without sounding like im autistic or retarded?
im not disabled by the way
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Here is something I can't understand, how could you just kill a man?
>>35813076
the only noise thats okay is stuff like the rita - bodies bear traces of carnal violence and i only listen to it with headphones
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>>35813107
you can get sick from that. some people wear a pad before their period... people who don't know it's coming just get bloody underwear all the time.
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Chad here, I'm going to force pound all of you "lesbians" until you're all straight again.
>>35812052
I got married to a hot asian girl that was born in America. She is perfectly normal. I get by on my looks, humor and intelligence(career.)
But inside I am a twisted anime watching, /d/eviant jerking off weirdo.
How do I rectify my internal and external personas?
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Any Euro desperate fembots want a desperate robot bf? I can give cuddles and do stuff together.
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>>35813079
Cramps, headaches, mood swings, personally. If you're already bleeding you definitely noticed too late.
>>35813143
>just get bloody underwear all the time.
goddamnit that sounds awful
how much blood is there anyways? doesnt a person only have 1 gallon at any given time or something
>>35813167
how do you attract Asian women?
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>>35813107
I don't wear tampons, but I don't do that with pads, no. I have very obvious signs that my period is coming so I can tell pretty accurately if it's going to come or not.
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>>35813198
It's not THAT much blood but it seems like a lot sometimes because it's all mixed up with uterus wall lining stuff and gross shit.
I remember learning you lose half a glass of blood throughout your cycle
The end boys.
ready for another? :D
>>35813200
Be a good looking redhead that doesn't look like a ginger and make a lot of money. They kind of just come to you.
This is one of my favorites I found awhile back.
A hidden gem you might say
Hello! another ugly fembot here
>>35812438
I'm bisexual :D
>>35813198
it's a different amount of blood for each person. that's why there's so many different products to soak it up. I never measured my blood before, I wouldn't know how. It's mixed with pieces of uterus lining which look like big clots.
and yeah, all my underwear is bloodstained.
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>>35813244
What a... cute story anon
>>35813258
your a guy right
by the way im an accountant so i have money
but im ugly as shit
>>35813137
I see.
Thanks for the reply.
You should try it once though. There's no knowing if you'll find a next thing of your own just around the corner.
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>>35813258
not true in red headed 6'3 and never really talked to girls
but im not rich
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>>35813198
I have panties I wear specifically during my period because I don't care too much about messing them up. It's pretty shitty.
>>35813294
I am a guy. If you have unfortunate features, you should first do your best with exercise and most of all your diet. Then get proper grooming. It's what you can do.
Also never bring up the fact they are asian and thats what you like.
>>35813269
you could be a lot worse looking. I'd take you out on a date.
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2(3x - 7) + 4 (3 x + 2) = 6 (5 x + 9 ) + 3
>>35813318
Not even online? If you are young money does not matter.
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>>35813400
lurking btw, tripfriend
good work
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>>35813414
no problem my good sir, just here to make shit threads alittle more fun.
>>35813417
I like netorare trap ones. Do one of those next.
>>35813372
i dont talk to people online anymore i used to talk to some dudes but they were always making excuses for not ever showing their faces even tough i talked to him for like 3 years so now im incognito
no more talking to anyone besides places like here
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>>35813128
with gun or maybe be sly and use poison or something. what kinda question is this
>>35812052
Even people on r9k can manage to have online female friends or gf's while not a single person has ever taken interest in me
What is so fucking wrong with me that nobody ever thinks I'm an at least somewhat interesting person
What is it about regular robots that attracts females that I apparently lack so desperately
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>>35813446
So you were burned once and won't do it again?
Are you a homosex? If that's the case you should be able to get someone to talk to you on a few different sites.
>>35813441
>trap
I don't carry such trash anon.
>>35813464
The scent of desperation. You need to learn how to hide it.
>>35813217
what site is that from?
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>>35813488
>Are you a homosex
dude no
i just dont like talking to people on a personal basis that i dont really know now
>>35812556
I'm in Jersey too. What do you do for fun?
>>35813517
check out nhentai, it's a great site if you don't like panda.
What do fembots think of space warfare simulators?
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>tfw found a robot bf
i'm happy now
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>>35813549
Like EVE? Never played any desu
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>>35813516
I know, but I never say stuff like that except anonymously. It's just the fact that I'm normally aware of all the problems I have yet this one I just can't figure out.
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>>35813602
Where do you live? I want to know if I failed in my quest to find you.
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do you prefer sweet buns or regular buns?
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Fembot or fembot (male). I'm pretty sure the former doesn't really exist.
>>35813624
No, EVE is a sci-fi space game. This is Children of a Dead Earth, it's an actual simulator based entirely on real science and physics.
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>>35813682
Ah, no never heard of it, sorry anon.
>>35813681
you dont think 1 single person out of 3.5 billion is on this website?
and the endddddd
>>35812052
What does having a bagina feel like? Does It hurt to pull your clit?
>>35813649
where do you live? i don't want him to know im posting about him
>>35813775
EU West.
>>35813756
Its annoyingly high maintenance.
Yes.
>>35813791
no. bf is european too though
so i dont watch porn or anything because women make sounds like theyre screaming usually and i cant stand it. is that something that usually happens or do they just do that because its porn?
https://discord.gg/AP2jd8b
Join this server robots, literally everyone is welcome, roasties, orbiters, normies, chads, fembots, whatever, just for have fun and be comfy. Join!
https://discord.gg/AP2jd8b
>>35813825
LDR?
I fucking never get a gf goddamnit. I wanted to make you happy
>>35813756
it feels like nothing hanging off your crotch, no underwear bulge.
never pulled my clit, it probably hurts though because it's so full of nerve endings.
>>35813825
Uk by any chance?
>>35812052
Where do fembots go to hang out? I'm a college student who lives in a dorm, and I never go outside. If say, I wanted to meet a fembot (or really, just a friend would do), where can I go?
>>35813838
I think just porn. During sex if I make no noise my bf stops and asks me if i'm ok so I make a conscious effort to take in breath sharply and do a trilling exhale.
t. an autistic
>>35813903
>fembots
>hanging out
personally i'm a shut in except for doctors appointments. you might find a nice girl in a waiting room.
>>35813838
Probably really individual, I can get kinda whimpery/moany but it's just kinda quiet intelligible stuff, or oh-gods. The whole "aw yeah fuck my pussy" bullshit is definitely just porn and super cringy imo.
t. virgin
>>35812052
>Ask me anything!
Why are you not currently pregnant with my child?
>>35813058
I'm so confused
Only the clit has to be censored?
Is it gay if I have sex with a tranny mtf?
>>35813930
Last night my bf was rubbing his dick on my butt and he was really horny and he said "oh yeah" and it just reminded me of the Kool-Aid man and it was very unsexy so I just pretended to be asleep.
>>35813903
I basically either sit at home all day reading or in the same cafe close to the university so I can pretend I'm actually studying.
>>35813971
That's hilarious
>>35813756
>What does having a bagina feel like?
empty
>Does It hurt to pull your clit?
try pulling your penor head
>>35813930
I want to hear your whimpers and moans and masturbate to them.
>>35813992
Be my gf and I'll do the same thing to you!
>>35812052
are girls really into the idea of getting licked off like boys are into getting the succ
>>35814142
can't speak for everyone but it feels like a really high honor. that somebody could like you enough to dive into your smelly gash and come out smiling.
my boyfriend did it once on me and it was surprisingly comfy.
>tfw no gentle mommy dom gf
eurobot here
>>35814020
There's a whole subreddit for that stuff anon.
>>35814064
Sorry but I'm the gay fembot.
>>35814142
100%, it's what I fantasize about the most. It's probably way less exciting in real life than I imagine it to be but yeah.
thoughts on pic related? if you have any
>>35814189
oh good, my ex wasn't really into it and it made me uncomfortable, 'cause I loved jacking off while licking her
>>35813864
there there, you'll find someone to make happy. just not me
>>35813895
no
>>35814258
Are u from UK?
>>35814220
all these cute little girls look the same to me, sorry phamily
>>35814224
getting spit-crotch isn't for everyone.
my boyfriend also holds a flashlight in my mouth and removes my tonsil stones and I drain his cystic acne for him so we're gross people in general.
Some fembot please tell me I'm a good boy.
>>35814219
>100%, it's what I fantasize about the most. It's probably way less exciting in real life than I imagine it to be but yeah.
idk for me it was just as hot in porn as irl
>>35814287
lol she was really into popping pimples and ingrowns and stuff too
>shut-ins
>>35814276
not even close
>>35814358
good boy anon
>>35814358
You're a good boy anon :D
>>35814359
tonsil stones would be her bag then too. there's little pockets behind your tonsils and food and stuff gets stuck in there and calcifies and starts irritating your throat... if you pick one out and break it open, it's purportedly the worst smell in the world.
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>>35814395
Thanks. Really needed it.
>tfw girls aren't into submissive types
>>35814455
i know this feel all too well, anon
not original
>>35814359
I never much cared for porn desu, but yeah I'm definitely curious what's it like. Oh well, wait and see.
>>35814455
I very originally am.
Please stop making these threads. They remind me of what I don't have.
>>35814455
>tfw girls aren't into guys who are submissive ugly losers who hate themselves
>>35814358
msubs are the worst...
i have fantasies about killing people
>>35812052
Go to sleep ellie
>>35814455
I just want a qt fembot to fuck me and roleplay cutting my throat as I finish. Life is pain.
Fembots, would you make a good mother?
Do you want children?
>>35814619
Nope, god no.
Definitely no.
>>35814505
I'm sure you will!
more boys seem to be into it these days if porn viewing stats are anything lol
>>35813193
Do you have a thirst for cock while on your period? My gf claims to be when she's on her period. Not sure if she lets me fuck her during it because she knows I want it or she wants it too
>>35813106
>>35813126
>motelanon tripfag is trying to be fish tripfag by posting hentai in femanon threads
lmao
>>35814726
period sex is really hot desu, sounds like she's insecure
>>35814619
No, and no. I'm a junkie and not great with responsibilities.
>>35814726
My cocklust gets extremely bad on periods. Like right now.
>>35814648
>>35814726
I'm the resident dyke, so not really.
>>35814805
but anon, girls have cooties, you can't let yourself get, like, double cooties
>>35814616
Same anon. Same.
>>35814592
In what way?
>>35814822
But what if I'm actually immune, like my inherent cooties work as a vaccine of sorts?
>>35814822
double negative become a positive anon
>>35814802
Be my gf! I'll give you all the cock you lust after.
>>35814892
I have a bf already but he hasn't railed me yet.
>>35812052
Get the fuck out of here stupid attention whore cunt
>>35814938
Why not and where do you live?
>>35812052
i'm a girrrrrl hahaha xD everyone look at meeeeee!!!!!!
>>35814989
We're in a LDR and would rather die than cheat on him.
>>35815152
Where do I find a gf to LDR : (.
But where do you live I wanna know if I was too late in finding you.
>>35814861
oh no we gotta research this to see if there's a way to give quick cooties booster shots
>>35814868
if you get hiv twice you still got it unless there some three stooges bull goin on here
wait
that must mean the cure for cooties is to get it as many times as you can
>>35815196
Aus. He was a special case, I normally don't respond to people asking for my contact info in threads. Good luck finding a gf anon.
>>35815394
Well Aus is too far away to be able to talk a lot in a LDR. I hope so too anon but the day of the rope is fast approaching.
>>35815487
Our time zones are completely off but we still manage. How old are you? There's still time.
>>35815562
20 years and in the most desolate wasteland of a continent known as Europe. Seriously there are no girls here, only in the Anglosphere.
>there are people USING THIS SITE, ON THIS BOARD, IN THIS THREAD who think women exist
every redpilled person knows that women don't exist and are just a Jew trick to try and get men to conform to social norms by threatening loneliness if the goyim don't do what is asked. I've never seen a vagina and neither have you. Pornos are made with synthetic parts and special affects and people who have had sex have been drugged to think the feminine penis was a vagina.
FEMBOT THREADS ARE LIES
How can a woman even be a robot? Like these threads are proof of them not being robots.
They can literally go and make a thread like this and get hundreds of orbiters who will give them attention. Men can't do anything like that.
>>35813549
What game is this? Looks really interesting
>>35815624
It's funny you say that, he's British. And I would say the same thing, except for men here. 20 is young anon, there is a lot of time.
>>35815869
I need to get out of europe. I don't know where the eurogirls all went. It's insane. They're all gone.
EU guys are now taking NA and Aus girls. What the fuck is going on.
>>35815945
Eurogirls want to be culturally enriched instead of dating humans
>>35815768
Children of a Dead Earth
>>35815945
you'll have to find a slav waifu, probably polish if you're in uk
>>35816065
Not in the UK but close to it. Yeah I think east europe is where its at if I stay in EU. Both eurogirls I met here were from eastern europe.
Now I just have to compete with the hundreds of other guys for a gf.
>>35816020
Thank you, it looks great. Price is a bit steep though from what they show, does it have a lot of content? Campaign? Or is it a sandbox type thing?
I see a quiet homely girl alone on her cell phone at the campus cafeteria often; should I speak with her?
>>35816551
What do you have to lose? VS a lifetime of regrets if you don't talk to her
Question. I have something of a FWB type situation with some girl, would that improve or lessen my chances of finding a shy robot type gf?
>>35812052
Here you go you larp'ing faggot motherfucker
you know, because you're just some neckbeard pretending
Do women find dix attractive?
>>35816467
It has a campaign and a sandbox where you can pit any combination of ships against each other, no 4x type thing unfortunately. The module designer can eat up a lot of time if you like optimizing stuff though, here's an example of the nuclear thermal rocket I use for my standard anti-ship missile.
>>35815945
Come from your forsaken continent to mine, the men here leave something to be desired t b h
>>35817157
So just skirmish? That's too bad. Do they plan on adding anything else?
>>35817297
I'm not sure what the dev plans on adding, currently the community wants some bug fixes and new modules like free electron lasers, particle guns, orion drives, etc rather than a 4x gamemode. Maybe in a year the game will have one either stock or as a paid expansion.
I have a gf but fembots are honestly more interesting to talk to than guys from r9k. Nobody here knows how to carry a conversation or be interesting at all. At least the girls seem to try.