Where can non-cheating weeb bfs be obtained from? I'm the bottom

>>35810157
depends, how cute are you?

>>35810157
>non-cheating homosexual

Good luck with that

>>35810157
Reporting in

I'm ugly and fat tho

Try the gas chamb-- I mean the showers. You degener-- I mean wonderful homosex-- I mean traps can touch each other in there.

>>35810282
Non-cheating r9k slutty weebs is even harder.
I had an r9k boyfriend once. I thought we were exclusive. He was dating, at minium, six other people from here.

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Did your weeb bf cheated on you anon?

I would never do something like that...

>>35810292
How ugly are we talking about?

Don't worry about fat. Well, is something you should try to change, cause there is nothing positive about being fat, but chubby is acceptable.

>>35810304
>showers
*gay bath house

>>35810328
People cheat because it's the (((CURRENT YEAR)))

Relationships are dead, we might as well just an hero

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>>35810157
Nothing turns me off more than polygamy, it's disgusting and degenerate. I get called cute/good looking often and I'm a top, major weeb. Though I'm not sure if I'm ready for a relationship

>>35810371
or we can have orgies... anyone?... I don't want to be alone anymore.

>>35810371
Don't worry anon we can live handcuffed together if you want.

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>>35810157
and how about you stop being a faggot

>>35810157
reporting in, but I'm a 6ft tall, thin, ginger. But this board thinks I'm cute for some reason

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>tfw i easily develop feelings for people who are nice to me
>only ever talk to one person at a time because I'm faithful
>just keep getting the ghost treatment from everyone

Why do people do this? Just act really nice and then leave. It hurts

>>35810930
Sounds pretty cute

>>35810157
Where can non-cheating weeb gfs be obtained from?

>>35810993
Ghosting people is something incredibly common amongst robots for some reason. These people are not capable of maintaining any kind of stable relationship.

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>>35810993
Are you boring and latch on to people before they develop feelings? Try to be more interesting and take things slowly, otherwise you scare people away.

>>35811047
Well where you from? Scotland here

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>>35810993
I know that feel
Don't talk to meanies online

>>35810347
Not completely butt ugly, but i have kinda bushy eyebrows and pretty scraggly hair. I lost about 40lb last year, hoping to lose more but my weight loss has just slowed down to a halt now

>>35811094
Sometimes, though my yandere ex-girlfriend proposed to me after about 8 weeks and said that she'd have broken up with me if we had gone much longer without being engaged.

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>>35810157
Dunno if I should point out the Tits or GTFO rule or REEEE at you for being a filthy faggot.

>>35810993
are you girl?
hiuhiuhuihiuhiuhiuh original comment

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>>35811115
North yurope
Not Scandinavia

>>35810993
>>only ever talk to one person at a time because I'm faithful
>>just keep getting the ghost treatment from everyone

It's not fair!!!! Almost everyone betrays me like that, people really don't mean it when they say they don't mind me being clingy. They think it will be cool to get that much attention then they realise it's too much and they cut me off

>>35811161
These Kumiko always make me so hungry...

Been forever since I ate fried chickens.

>>35811075
It's really annoying desu

>>35811094
I try and go slow but if you don't talk to then every day they just ghost anyway. It's hard to find balance.

>>35811126
They're so nice in threads though!

>>35811157
Ha, no I'm a boy

>>35811174
Anons don't know what they are signing up to

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>insecure manchildren roleplaying as little girls wonder why nobody wants to have a serious relationship with them

>>35810328
that would be me
ORIGINAL COMMENT god why is this board so autistic

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>>35811179
But it's ice cream, Anon

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>Pewdiepie had an e-gf he converted to real life
>Stays loyal even though he was a trash loser with no future
>Later became a millionaire with a dream job
>I can't meet anyone that doesn't disappear or hate me after a year and won't become a millionaire

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>>35811174
Robots aren't really good for relationships but I could never date a normie

>>35811236
But I always make sure to tell people that I'm not very cute and I'm too tall and all the other things. I'd feel bad fooling people like that

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I just want someone interesting who I can wrap my fingers around and make mine, it's so hard to find cute boys like that online though

>>35811308
how old are you? girl or a boy?

>>35811308
>I can wrap my fingers around and make mine
How would you do that? It shouldn't be hard if you're good at it.

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>>35811188
>be part of a small online circle of friends since 2006
>one of them ghosts the group in 2010 and stops talking to us
>we were like family before this and even planned to meet up offline once, though that ended up not working out
>we send her messages every couple of weeks for about six months asking what's wrong, but she ignores us every time and we eventually give up
>in 2012, I send her a message on Facebook after about a year of not contacting her
>she says "Stop stalking me," talks about how she stopped caring about the internet or any of us long ago, deletes her account on our message boards as well as the special Facebook account that she made for our group
>still have no idea why she changed so much

Ghosting people is bad

>>35811303
>But I always make sure to tell people that I'm not very cute and I'm too tall and all the other things. I'd feel bad fooling people like that

I don't care your appearance. The reason you're alone and taken advantage of is because you have the emotional maturity of a toddler. If you're not interesting and you don't bring anything to a relationship, you're a leech or a fucktoy.

I have no interest in building my life around either. I can get a dog from the humane society for $50 instead.

this is probably the worst board on this website, filled with social rejects and dudes that are indiscernible from people with actual autism.

why would you ever come here looking for someone to start a relationship with? Romantic or otherwise.
the fuck's wrong with you all

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>>35811356
21 and a boy obviously, this kind of threads are always for gay people. I'm especially looking for a submissive top though
>>35811377
I want to control their sexual life and know everything they do, and always have them with me until they are completely under my thumb~

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>>35811381
It amazes me people can just drop things like that.

>>35811383
I can't speak for other anons but I'm personally not very needy or anything. If somebody is just nice to me that's all I need. I have a stable job and a place. But I'm also in this board so I'm probably mentally deficient in some areas but you're here as well so...

>>35811475
>tfw no clingy Gakkou Gurashi-watching bf

I just want to cuddle under the blankets and watch anime together desu

>>35811473
Normie get out REEEEEEE!


It's not original I know, but it had to be said.

>>35811473
>why would you ever come here looking for someone to start a relationship with?

where the HELL else are you supposed to go? do not say tinder or /soc/ because those are full of norms who wouldn't give me the time of day

>>35810328
how is this possibru
i thought we were all virginz