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>>35810016
Got a lot of those, anon

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>>35810055
Funny frenchman story coming right up

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>>35810110
An interesting read coming up

>>35810055
Guess I'll read this in a bit when I want to start "fixing my life..." the third time this year

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>>35810121
Still have some if anyone's interested

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>>35810487
Heartwarming birthday story coming right up

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>>35810500
Relatable image coming right up

>>35810016
Why are you shilling this shit meme so hard?

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>>35810121
this is way too long

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>>35810511
Last one coming right up

>>35810487
Fuck dude. Way too close to home.
>FeelsBadMan.png

i actually walk very upright with my chin tilted up. usually look straight forward.

>>35810055
DIRECT HIT

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>>35810016
This one always gets me.

i have been muted because this is a shit board

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This guy looks so close to me that I thought about using him as my profile pic on FB. And the text is totally true too.

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Damn this shit always gets me

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>>35810752
he also looks like the guy on the Virgin Walk figure.

>>35810110
Is there a picture of OP?

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The end of the line is coming up. I don't even know if I'm alive.

>>35810781
>walks too fast

NORMALFAGS WALK TOO SLOW REEEEEEEE

>>35810715

And not doing anything about it, apart from crying on an Ethiopian egg painting board

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other screenshot coming from wiz

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>>35811258
that was from lainchan, this one is from wiz

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>>35810016
>tfw ils and walk too fast

>>35810016
Weirdly the part of this that annoys me the most is the running shoes.
I wear them cause they're comfy

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>>35810121
well that was shit. Literally just 'make friends before you're 20 or you'll be alone forever'.

>>35810781
You can never fix the "walk too fast" problem. I lost my virginity the day I turned 25 to the girl who is now my gf, two years later she still complains that I walk too fast. And her friends remark that I always end up walking in front of her, and make jokes about it.

I have long lanky spider legs, holy fuck deal with it

>>35810715
Eh, I was a virgin out of my own laziness. I didn't want to put in the effort to find a girl and have sex because I got more instant gratification from playing video games with my other virgin nerd friends. I laughed at the ones who got girlfriends, rubbed it in everyone's face and then cried as the relationship crashed and burned eight months later. "What a fucking waste of time" , I thought. Wasn't until I graduated school, moved to another city and found myself completely alone before I started thinking about it. But even then, it's not something that bothered me and it should not bother you. It was just a new goal: "go jogging every other day, watch 20 anime series, have sex" . Once you get your shit together, put your mind to it and fucking get out there, you'll find there are a lot of cute introverted girls who are willing to put up with a lot of your autistic shit. Hell, they may even grow to like it. Just stop looking for models and look for someone more in your league and maybe you won't feel so dejected.

I eventually lost it nearly 3 years after graduating to a girl who lived down the hall from my apartment. Met her by discovering she was a graphic designer and recommending a laptop for her work, we just kept talking and growing closer till we had sex one night (not even initiated by me). And it did not change me one bit. Fucking sex is overrated shit! I was still the same person with the same pride, fears and insecurities. I don't regret not having experienced it all those years. Had good times with friends, the vidya and /a/nime that I would never have experienced had I taken the normie way out early and found a girl I was fundamentally incompatible with. All those time wasting activities were not even close to being the waste of time that is an empty relationship.

>>35813084
>Fucking sex is overrated shit!
I hate your kind.

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Everything here except for the weed

>>35813168
It is though, honestly. You guys are stressing over nothing. There's no fucking albatross around your necks, nobody is going on a virgin witch hunt, nobody cares.

I was once like you and held it as the gold standard of /feelgood/ and placed a decent amount of self-esteem on it. Then when it actually happened, what do I get? My dick constricted inside a fucking garbage bag, awkward movements, sweaty tits in my face all for two minutes of in-out and a little explosion I could have gotten on my own. And my dick was sore for days.

It's really not all it's cracked up to be. Nice, sure, but worth doing if you have literally anything else to do? Nah. Even if it never comes, it's not like you're missing anything special.

>>35813168
You failed normies are worse. Go normie or fuck off already.

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>>35812691
I hope you get buried alive.

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how can you absorb this shit that's just meant to keep you down in your misery

"wow this stupid theory about normalfags really resonates with me, better save this and repost it a billion times"

literally a depression circlejerk around here "i'm so sad UNNNNNGHHHH BAAAAW"

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>>35814059
Wallowing in misery every once and a while is cathartic.

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>>35810016
Elliot Rodger's "Virgin Walk" was not nearly as prominent as OP's picture

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>>35814158

die you mother fuck'n cunt

>>35810752
That describes me almost perfectly, aside from the clothes.

>>35813168
Eh, it's really not that big a deal though. Like, it's fun and it's an experience, but at the end of the day it's the emotional equivalent of riding a rollercoaster. It doesn't change you as a person one bit; it's just a recreational activity.

>>35810016
Spread this into mainstream twitter and let's push this 80/20 shit passed the tipping point.

Jesus if ever there were a thread where people obviously failed to b urself

>>35815130
You just gave me an idea.

We should make fake Twitter and Facebook etc. posts by roasties laughing at this picture. Just to reach critical mass with it, and then the meme memes itself.

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>>35812691
There is a way. The beatles way. Shorten your vertical length, and thus your stride will become crabbier.

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>>35810500
I know why I always wanted to kill people now

>>35810016
Is the shitty nature of the drawing a stylistic choice or is the artist just bad?

>>35810752
What causes such behavior? I think a lot of us have it.