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Let's not leave it till 577 this time edition
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>>35810008
>Let's not leave it till 577 this time edition
why not?
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Just woke up, still bright outside, thank you based daylight saving time
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>>35810008
Why not lad?
A productive thread dies naturally, not of being left inactive. It's a pretty decent thing lad.

Else we'd have 30 brit threads after 4 posts, just like /int/
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>>35810072
Good, show off her dominance

>>35810026
Feels like wasted posts
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I'm all out of waifu mix.
Post waffles.
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who likes puddings.
raspberry ripple ice cream golden syrup sponge nutella and waffles. mmmm mmmm mmmm
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>>35810126
No waffles but I do have coffee
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>>35810112
you can't waste something that has no value you retarded tranny
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Rate my garden lads
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>>35810126
horrifying
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>>35810008
Quintessentially British edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>35810214
Every post contains someones soul, their thoughts, their feelings, their hopes, their dreams, their fears, their strengths and their weaknesses. They're not worthless, contrary, they're invaluable and ipIu honour each one in these threads every day.
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>>35810276
2/10. Unkempt and generic. Bland patio without furniture and the shed looks like arse
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>>35810338

what an utter bender
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Let's pay tribute to the greatest robot that Britain has spawned
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>>35810276
7/10

looks comfy. would like to chill there.
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Turned 25 today. The first thing my mum said to me was" I hope you enjoyed your peak, because it's all downhill from here."

T-thanks mum
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I was watching the Michael Jackson film on channel 5 but my three sisters decided to put Amazon Prime on

Guess I'm going to sleep

>>35810419
Maybe so but at least I'm righteous
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>>35810008
>Let's not leave it till 577 this time edition
Sign if anything that brtifeel is alive and well, people happily posting past 500 and not holding back when we reach 480
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>>35810496
she is projecting. some men look better at 30
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tfw loenly femboy
tfw no-one cares about me
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>>35810496

There seems to be a group of us that were 22/23 when Britfeel started, and we are all turning 25 around now.

What will happen to us all by the time we are 30
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>>35810496
>implying your peak wasn't in primary school and she was just being nice
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>>35810504
nvm

They couldn't find anything to watch and went to bed instead
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I'm still trying to work out what Goodfellas is. Is it a pilot? Did it get into production beyond this? Their twitter has been inactive since November, and the only thing on the production company's site is Goodfellas.
>We work on a range of projects which include Children's/Animation, Comedy, Drama, Entertainment and Factual/Features genres.
But still, the only pictures on there are that of Goodfellas.
Under contact us, the map is just the centre of London. Could this be an elaborate money laundering scheme?
Why have I invested my time into this? I will dig up what I can
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even though im tired as fuck, ill more than likely go for a /nightwalk/ tonight, anyone else going out for a stroll?
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>>35810276

It's shit, I hate it. My day has been ruined just by the sight of it. You ought to be ashamed.
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>>35810527
I care about you, post pics
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>>35810504
>a filme about a brown pedo
Appropriate
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How much can you deadlift?
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this Moni character?
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>>35810629
Goodfellas is a new hyper meta reality show

After viewing the trailer, "the show" continues through your life, through your POV

The black boys you avoid when walking down the street? They're fucking the white girls you list after

>>35810678
He was innocent
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>>35810701
>The black boys you avoid when walking down the street?
Who the fuck even does this?
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not sure if i have doms or pulled a muscle
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>>35810693
>tripfag
>paki
>tranny
>up on charges for recording his flatmates and threatening to blow himself up when they found out
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>>35810514
Yes, but the women don't
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Come on, lads. Be honest with me now.

Who here still unshamefully Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
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>>35810747
exactly why i said she was projecting
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>>35810729
>up on charges for recording his flatmates and threatening to blow himself up when they found out
Lies

I've just been unfairly persecuted for violating my freedom of speech privilege
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Just signed my contract at Spoons.
15 hour minimum. The manager was saying its a good thing. Least its not 0 hour!

Meant to be full time :(
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>>35810662
no im shy and i miss my oneitis
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>>35810841
>Spoons
Fucking normie
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>>35810841
They always find a way to fuck you over
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>>35810496
>>35810514
this

Brandon flowers looked meh early 20's with his homo guyliner phase, then he turned 27/28, grew facial hair and became hot as fuck
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Pretty nice little business I have going now lads.

Brings in 12,000 a month. I spent 4000 a month on marketing and 2000 a month on my employee (a mate of mine)

Leaves 6000 profit for yours truly each and every month.
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>>35810882
>MUH HD BT Sport

Cricket loving paki
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>>35810946

What about tax?

is it drugs?
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>>35810960
Sky has cricket

BT has UFC, basketball, baseball and a lot of football
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>>35810946
Bullshit blox x3
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>>35810126
gutted was posting my waffles from tea tonight when you made the call.
will have to be an old pic off waffles, don't think i've room in me for more waffles.had 6 today
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The Head & Shoulders conditioner ius actually pretty good

>>35810946
>Pretty nice little business I have going now lads.
Fucking normie
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>>35810971
The money all goes into an offshore account so there's no tax.

It's not drugs. It's a service for people who sell things online.

Now that it's all up and running I do about 10 hours a week work. My friend does the same.
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>>35810765
>Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga

Badman no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime

>Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga

Bad girl no waste time
We don't fuck with no wasteman
Snapchat, no FaceTime

>Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga

Badman, roll up the ganja
Rockstar, no de Rasta
Let me continue the saga
Young nigga on the come up
My nigga I'm on the road now
New rims on a Honda, up in the trap and they know
They know I'm coming like karma
Zaga, zaga, zaga, zaga
Came here for the gwalas, no time for no drama

>Zagga Zagga Zagga Zagga
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Mum has taken over the TV, going to sleep now

GN
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>>35811117
a bit early for sleep, no? you got work in the morning or something?
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>>35811163
Work at 12pm but I need 12 hours sleep to be happy and I'm just bored
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>>35810325
I know is posted in every thread, but I still chuckle at how silly this is.
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
I've witnessed on several occassions blacks trying to act hard up here because in London people are scared of them, only for them to proceed to get their cunt kicked up and down the road.

Funny anecdote, and by funny, I mean not really, but the worst violent act I ever seen was because of this.
>be at a house party
>black guy starts acting the cunt
>gets told to fuck off
>refuses
>wee radge cunt tells him to get himself to fuck.
>black guy starts on the wee radge.
>wee radge proceeds to bottle him, then jab the cunt with the bottle.
>lad almost loses his eye, I mean it was fucking hanging out.
>in court he claims it was racially motivated.
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>>35811185
12 hours sleep is too much lad. the right amount is 8
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Lads has anyone ever tried the old "Laugh Now, Cry Later" pills?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

MARTIN JUST RELEASED PURE KINO

https://youtu.be/_0ghAhMhn3s
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>>35811209
>lad

Wow bit disrespectful
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This lass just followed me on Instagram. What's up with her face, is she a real person? She looks like a Pixar animation.
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>>35810701
>They're fucking the white girls you list after

This. Most white women these days have a black man on the sly. White boys for financial security and black men for pleasure
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>>35811209
6-7 hours usually does the job for me. Then again I work nightshift so my sleep patterns fucked as is.

I agree 12 is way too much.

If I sleep too long I feel worse than when I don't get enough sleep.

>>35811212
My mate who still does swedgers got some from the dark net and says they were the best he's had in a while. Almost as good as when we were younger getting pinging.
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>>35811083
how do you even compete in such a saturated market place?
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>>35811290
How does one acquire drugs from the dark web?
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>>35811209
I'm depressed and possibly anemic

I'm too tired to get out of bed with only 8
10 is the minimum

>>35811314
Even I figured that out

Reddit is quite useful
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Why do females like putting up pictures of themselves getting drunk on the Internet? Do they just want to show normie power levels to other people or something?
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>>35811350

its all they have in life, normies like your pic have literally no other hobbies or interests other than getting shitfaced
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>>35811314
Bit coins, Tor and whatever websites replaced silk road.

I don't know what site he uses. I haven't done anything outside of alcohol in a long time.
Most of us grew up, but we all have that one mate who never will.
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>>35810629
>I'm still trying to work out what Goodfellas is. Is it a pilot?
Pilot implies a production company has put some money into it and is trying to get the concept sold to a station.

This almost seems to be a concept to sell to a production company, if you look at the people involved it's absolutely been self-financed.

>>35810701
>Goodfellas is a new hyper meta reality show
>After viewing the trailer, "the show" continues through your life, through your POV
Haha. Finding it hard to believe Poley could be this amusing.
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>>35811185
>12 hours
doesn't that make you even more lethargic in the end 7 or 8 hours is perfect for me. what kinda work you do?
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>>35811364
not him but the bitcoin shit confuses me, people saying you have to launder the bitcoins so they can't be traced to you and shit like that, do you really need to do all that?

also alphabay is the main one now i think.
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>>35811350
>posting pics of Hannah's sister

REEEEE that's my job
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>>35811370
Call centre but only started that two months ago
I've been like this for years
Go to bed at 9/10pm, get up at 7pm and I'll be tired and have to force myself out

>>35811366
Thank you
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>>35811350
They lack any other interesting hobbies.
So getting shitfaced is all they have, thus the pics.
Once they have a kid it will just be pics of the kid.

Most woman are boring as fuck lad. It's all about finding that one that isn't.
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>>35811410

Hannah's sister is so much more prettier than her it's fucking mental, might as well have different parents.
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>>35811409
Honestly lad, just check reddit, I'm sure they have a page on it. But yeah, having a proxy wallet is best for hiding your ass.

>>35811416
>paki in a call centre.
Such poemry.
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lads whats the cheapest beer to get drunk
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>>35811526
worded that poorly, as in highest alcoholic content relative to price

need to get a buzz on with my neetbux
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>>35811279
Stop right there criminal scum

ohsee
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>so which one of us are you inviting to prom anon?
>you ARE going to prom, right? Or are you going to be a loser and stay home?

How do you respond?
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>>35811526
Cheepest way to get drunk is to learn to get high off life
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>Some people don't consider russia to be a european country but consider turkey to be one
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>>35811526
Export Jurgenbrau
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>>35811526
Tennants Super

or not beer, but Frosty Jacks.
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>>35811573
Yeah, you. 3rd from the right.
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>>35811573

dropped out of school when i was 15, never had to deal with this bullshit, also around here its called "leavers do"
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>50yo men on Craigslist begging to lick football boots clean for some sick sexual thrill

These people need to be exterminated. Total depravity.
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Hope everyone is being a TOP LAD and watching Ibiza Weekender. Great bants from our boi Deano just then
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>>35811304
There's no shortage of people who can do what we do. But there aren't many people who are positioning themselves as specialists. We only work on one specific thing, which helps us seem like the experts.

Basically we're in a niche market where there isn't much competition. Plus I'm good at marketing.
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>>35811686
That shit is still happening? I thought that was just my area...
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Lads, think I'm being influenced subliminally by what I watch.

Last night I made a really nice pasta while watching The Sopranos.

Today I've been watching old Gaki no Tsukai and now I'm having my self a wee cheeky noodle dish.

>>35811694
>watching
Lad, I experienced it.
This was back when everyone else stopped going to ibiza and b-lined for magalouf. Now everyone seems to be going back to the island.

It's not as degenerate as the tv shows make out though. The real clubs are actual fucking banging if you're going for Es and Tunes.

If you're going for dirties and a drunk 'lads' weekend, you're doing it wrong.
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>>35811686
Google "spitman"
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>>35811750
You mean Shagaluf eh lad WAHEEEEEEY!
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>>35811780
Shagga, shagga, shagga.
More like shaggapoof mate. Why do you think they all get cocks tattood on their bums.
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>>35811193
>>in court he claims it was racially motivated.

they fucking would wouldent they.

thanks for sharing the story anyway.

barely any black people here in liverpool. but i had one incident with a black guy.

>met up with girl from tinder
>we shag and talk
>decide to go out and get some drinks
>while walking some massive roided up black guy starts telling the girl she has a nice ass etc
>she completely ignores him
>i done boxing at the time and considered squaring up to him.
>fortunately he fucks off

think i could of took him because of the the boxing but i was a bit intimidated because of how big he was tbqh, not because he was black. glad he fucked off. wouldent of been worth fighting. i probably would of been done for a racial crime.

i dont know why anyone in general does stupid shit like this. someone is going to eventually bottle them and they look like a tit to the girl.
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>>35811824
I watched another program about people who get tattoos in these places

It's every single normie stereotype rolled into one. Disgusting people.
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>>35811763
>vice

Bullshit
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Isn't this general a bit out of place here given that most of you seem to be absolute madmen who regularly have sex with girls from tinder?
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>>35811898
That's /brit/

This place is mentally ill weirdos making up personalities and a few autists
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Would you lads ever go to the Rim-ternet cafe?

https://london.craigslist.co.uk/cas/6054720095.html
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>>35811898

i wish i could regularly shag girls from tinder, ofcourse, if i did then i wouldnt come back to these threads out of respect to the virgin robots, but that wont be happening anyway
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>>35811862
The kind of people that go to shagga and get shitty tattoos are not normies lad. They're utter fucking wanks.

Normie=/=degenerate bellends.

>>35811898
I'd say the majority of brit is just failed normies, and lads who haven't found their way in life.

Also this
>>35811922
Surprised the hipster with his stylist hasn't shown up yet.
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>>35811975
>Normie=/=degenerate bellends.

All degenerate bellends are normies, but not all normies are degenerate bellends
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>>35811975
>Surprised the hipster with his stylist hasn't shown up yet.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-39379541
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>>35811750
my mum took me and my sis to ibiza when i was 16. think she thought i'd enjoy it. never went to a club. saw 1 girl i obsessed over. managed to get the courage to talk to her on my 2nd to last night
went with the old tried and tested you got a light line. to which she replied no i don't smoke,then she looked at me for what felt like an eternity as i went bright red then i skulked away.
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wish I had a sexting buddy lads

I'm shit at conversation but I'm a 6 or 7/10 with a decent cock. how do I find a low-tier girl to trade nudes with
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Fucking thank god, I knew he was faking it but his insufferable acting like it was real was so annoying
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>>35811461
>not being a decorated Rhianne poster
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>>35812007
What was gonna be your plan if she gave you a light and then you didn't have a fag?
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>>35811824
>Shagga, shagga, shagga.
m8, do you like Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
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>>35812034
yeah wrestling's not real mate. broke my heart when i found out
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>>35812034
Him samefagging as genuine replies was even worse
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>You coming to the gym with us, mate?

What do you say?
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>>35812000
Haha, fucking wow.
I stopped watching after the first joke. Those forced laughs.
I guess 'he' wont be coming back here then. He was the worst fake personality here anyway. Even worse than poleboo.
>>35812007
Ibiza is a great place to go just to visit the sites lad, it's a beautiful island even if you aren't on a come down, or hitting the clubs. Just stray from where all the 'lads' are grouped.
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Mum's in hospital because of dangerously high blood pressure. Take a moment to appreciate your mums lads, they wont be here forever.
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>>35812103
I'll catch you later lads, I mean this K-ON boxset isn't gonna watch itself
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>>35812103
>Nah I'm good, maybe next time

Then go home and watch anime and play some comfy JRPGs
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>>35812034
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-39379541

That guy isn't me. He just happens to also have a beard and round glasses.

Look at how pale my skin is. How could I ever be an Italian?
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>>35812112
>I stopped watching after the first joke. Those forced laughs.
There's a good reason a comedy event based around disability it called "Storytelling LIVE" not "Comedy LIVE"
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>>35810648
Yeah.
Actually that was the street I was walking.
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>>35812103
Nah working out isn't my thing. Have fun though, lads
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>>35812137
>same shitty hairline
>same huge forehead
>same shitty triangle eyebrows

Yeah mate it's you now genuinely fuck off
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>>35810008
The Smug Wojak in the OP guarantees this thread will be a success.
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>tfw watching a greasy weeb streamer
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>>35812159
You know that inability to recognise faces is a sign of autism? You might want to get tested.
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>>35812103
Nah lads.
HOMEGYM MASTERRACE cheers though.

@35812137
Aww here fucking goes it. spoke too soon.
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>>35812137
At least post a fucking a timestamp if you expect us to believe this shit
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>>35812055
well that was the genius of my plan i did have cigs. and a lighter.i'd have sparked up,then proceeded to spill spaghetti. she was a 9/10 so i was aiming high.i don't know what i would have said, but i know it would have involved mumbling,stuttering and looking at the ground. but i tried
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>>35812113
I try, then she opens her mouth and pisses me the fuck off 75% of the time
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>>35812194
I honestly don't think you understand what I'm trying to achieve here.
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Don't make me tap the sign again, again
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REMINDER TO FILTER ALL TRIPNONCES
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>need to poo
>run out of bog roll
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Oh fuck. I go away for 1 day and another fuckin shit tripfag shows up
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>>35812259

use sock

bloxers
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>>35812259
>not using the cardboard toilet roll holders

Casual
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Ordered myself a compression shirt in hope that it will decrease the visibility of my mantits
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>tfw cock keeps going soft when i get nervous
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>>35812259
NEETs pioneered Poop Jug technology for a reason lad.
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>>35812296
One day I dream of being as serene as that gorilla
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>>35812306
poop jugs don't decrease the need to wipe your arse mate
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>>35812305

when i get scared or nervous mine shrivels up into almost nothing
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>>35812324
yep, its whats happening to me, cant do anything with it because i get nervous and bam there goes any hope of me doing anything with it, cant even enjoy a fap any more
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>8 pints of stella for 8 good boy points

wew the sales are real lads
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>>35811526
this
>>35811597
two cans of that will sort you out, even go for a wee sleep outside the shop.
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>>35812305
Me too.
Except it's the opposite.
My dick gets hard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yBWEBrdPCM

only a few seconds in and the new kay vid is top
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>>35812305
>>35812324
>>35812339
why would you be nervous having a wank? don't tell me you twats have actual girlfriends
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>>35812385
it started out as me being nervous about other things, now im nervous about my cock going soft
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Is it possible to develop a fetish? My girlfriend is cheating on me with the man next door, I don't want to leave her so if I could develop a cuckold fetish, that'd be great.
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>>35811826
>>35811193

loool wet insecure white patties lying on the internet
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>>35812385

middle anon here, and i wasnt talking about wanking or anything, just in general when im nervous i get the shrivels, and ive never had and never will have a gf for various reasons, nerve shrivels being one of them
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>>35812268
What's your fucking problem mate?
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>>35812410
why would i lie if i felt a bit intimated?

if i was going to lie i would say i beat up the black guy or something
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>>35812370
People in Spain wouldn't dream of starting the day without a couple of cans
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>>35812285
>>35812296
>>35812306
No worries, lads. Managed to find some kitchen roll. Damn near clogged the bog though.
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>>35812523
>Managed to find some kitchen roll
Been there, used my ex's tampon pads once. Desperate times, lad, desperate times.
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>>35812515
maybe a vodka
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you lads want a stream tonight? i was thinking of watching the greasy strangler
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Anyone else in Brighton? I'm bored as fuck since I graduated and the few uni friends I had have moved home
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KAYS GOOD COOKING4 hours ago
moody405 I am going to get you done for copy right expect a visit from the police unless you cut me.in
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>>35812410
There is a news article, but it's very exact in naming places, so I'm not going to post it.

>insecure
Lad, why would I be insecure about a race that for all intents and purposes is non-existent where I live.
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>>35812567
>post-ironic yank """"comedy"""
no thanks
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>>35812592
lol are you being serious. what did you say you were going to do?

she is mates with harry hill. i would be careful lad. she is in with the big league now
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>>35812592
>police

What a mong
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>>35812592
What's this about? Who's triggered our Kay?
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>>35812567
is it a horror?
i'd be up for it, fuck all else going on
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>>35812567
>the greasy strangler
Yes please. I love that film. Not sure if I could watch it again because it's so bizarre though
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>tfw the normies are gonna take Kay from us
RReeeee.....
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@35812454
You're gonna have to try harder than that to get a (You) from me.

>>35812598
I'm a fan of this new Damon posting meta.
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>>35812670
fucking kek who did this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAJiz32TTFw
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>>35812670
what if harry hill goes on brit feel and that is how he discovered kay?

im honestly not ased anyway. i find her videos disgusting.
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>tfw the Flintstones didn't actually happen
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26 year old army medic who recently started having suicidal thoughts reporting in

Not sure what to do here guys...this post is the first time i've acknowledged its happening
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>>35812567
actually forget it lads i'm too tired. maybe another night
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>>35812616
>>35812619
>>35812629
its not me, assume its that lad from here though. still hilarious

>>35812670
jesus christ
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drinking some cider and watching the big lebowski for the first time

p comfy right now
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forcing myself to stay awake because I know the moment my eyelids close over I will be teleported to tomorrow morning and it will be time to get ready for work
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>>35812670
That gay guy just reminds me of Julian Clary everytime I see him on Drunk History.
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>>35812715
At least you contributed something to society, it's a damn sight more than 99% of the people on this board.
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>>35812749
>the big lebowski
Worst Coen brothers film
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>>35810126
I have done nothing but play Mass Effect Andromeda for the past 7 days.

No waffles, just waifus here.
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>>35812715
>started having suicidal thoughts reporting in
Just roll with them lad, I get them a lot too. Like all things in my life I just put them to the bake of my mind and wait the forthcoming tumour.
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>>35812806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WUSA7UV9x0
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Im so fucking sick of being a neet but i can never hold a job for more than 8 months and im so suck of the fucking application process and the hiring process and al lthis shit.

JUST LET ME WORK FOR MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35812854
how come you don't last?
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>>35812854
So why do you want to work for us anon?

I noticed a 2 week employment gap? Explain yourself

Do you have your degree and 4 years of floorsweeping experience with 3 references?

Why would we hire you?
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>>35812747
hahaha so ridiculous.

if she legitimately thought you were going to make this stuff, why would she reply to you on her comments.

funny thing is, she probably has rang the police
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>>35812806
>Just roll with it

That's Noel Gallacher you're thinking of mate.
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>>35812764
It doesnt feel like ive contributed anything
Time just passes and all im left with is a few pieces of metal and ribbon to show for everything

I've had 3 people die on me with horrendous injuries and all of them left behind a wife and or kids and yet I come through unscathed

I work as a paramedic too over the weekends and Ive only recently realised when I see people die now I no longer feel sorry for them, I just feel jealousy
They dont have to spend anymore time in this fucked up unjust world
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>>35812954
Gave me a giggle lad.
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>>35812882
1 Job was i pulled a sickie and i tried to call work but no one was picking up and even though i showed them my call history to show i called multiple times they still sacked me. One of the people said i should contest it because i could probably win but it was my first job so i just thought fuck it.

The other one i was working in a flagship cinema at the tills literally moving thousands of pounds in and out of my hands and i had a 50 pound discrepancy once so they sacked me for that.

The job i had after that was food service and it was actually good but i came at an odd time when all the senior staff left and so i was in this wierd position where i was opening and closing shop and doing things a manager would do but for the lowest pay so i quit after 15 months because i was sick of working 12 hour shifts and getting up at 3 in the morning to open a fucking shop by myself.

Then my last job was seasonal but after it was over they kept some people but not me, probably because i didn't sell enough loyalty cards.

I don't know maybe im not a very good employee but i do want to work and i do try.
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>>35812747
That's our Pikeylad I remember him saying he was winding up Kay
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Lads would yous take a job if it was less pay than your current one but for the potential of it to be more enjoyable. Not sure I should take the risk
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>>35812715
Don't army people get really good access to mental health professionals and that?

Ask whoever is in charge of that to see a therapist or whatever.
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when I was mentally ill I had just "bumped into" my highschool onitis and she excitedly yelled out my name and asked me about my life and I just smiled and nodded before opening up my backpack, pulling out a stack of pictures of her on holiday with some guy I'd printed off her public profile and started screaming "Are you fucking each other?!!! Are you fucking each other?!!! Are You..." before being booted in the back of my legs by two old men and falling over and vomiting from the pain.

My mum keeps asking "why aren't you on facebook? I want everyone to see me wish you a happy birthday!" And I have to mumble noncommital reasons cause there's no way I'm telling her why I need to stay the fuck away from social media.
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>>35812670

We may be a small part of the internet, but we are the amazement of normies. /pol/ is the best example, with many journalists and influential people browsing there and stealing memes and writing articles.

Now a britfeel meme is on /r9k/m in 2015 BBC News ran an article discussing how /r9k/ hates chad and normies.

There is a GP that engages in shipposting, the stuff that 4chan causes boggles the mind
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>>35813083
What happened after that lad?
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>>35813066

are you the same teacher being offering a teaching job with 8 more hours a week or something?
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>>35812576
Just up from Preston Park but yeah i'm around here mate, whats up?
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>>35813066
Lad. I work a shitty job for 8.70 an hour, but it's easy, the lads I work with a great and I'm not coming home stressed as fuck. It's worth it. I use to work as a supervisor at a warehouse, but that was shite, having to deal with problems all the fucking time, even on days off. Sure it was 10.40 an hour, but it just made me miserable, tired, and I didn't enjoy my time off like I do know.

Just make sure the lower wage can cover your outgoings and leave you with money to play with.
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>>35813194
do you work in morrisons?
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>>35813066
Depends how much less pay, whether you can afford the cut, and how much more enjoyable it will be. Personally I would be willing to take a small affordable paycut to move from a job I disliked to one I liked, but if you can't afford to then you're a bit stuck.
>tfw you enjoy your job and are decently paid

Hopefully I'll never have to worry about this
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>>35813146
Nah lad definitely not
>>35813194
I work in a supermarket and get 7.66 an hour, it's shit though, it's just the same thing over and over and all my coworkers are old people with shit banter. I have an interview to work in a cinema next week but it'll probably be 5.55 an hour so I'd get roughly a hundred quid less a month, not really much of a problem since I just pay my mum board and nothing else
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>>35813066
Walked out of sales making 31k.
Now working minimum wage.

Do not recommend lol
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>>35813123
>we

literally nothing to do with "us"
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In what circumstances do you pay for things with cash?
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>>35813163
Live fairly near Preston Park actually. Nice day today wasn't it, not that I left the house at all. Are you a student or did you stuck around after graduating like me? Or are you a native (seems quite rare in this city)?
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>>35813240
Night shift at a 24 hour fast food place.

>>35813278
Lad, if you can afford it change is good. If you're not happy you'll just get even more miserable as the years go on.
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if my only option is working a job i hate after leaving uni, i will consider becoming a baddie. im not working a job i hate 5 times a week, i would rather commit suicide. being brought up in shit hole and being dyslexic, i was bound to not find success in academics.
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post your autistic interests lads

im out of neet/autist tier interests to research
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im trying to cut down on /nightwalk/ and starting to go out during the day, im staying in tonight but im starting to crawl up the walls and i dont usually even go out until after midnight, its just knowing that im not going out thats giving me anxiety for some reason
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>tfw have massive poo and now my bumhole stings a bit
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>>35813456
Told myself the lie I'd commit to a life of crime instead of working jobs I hated.
Been working jobs I hated for years.
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>>35813456
Just find a job that you don't mind that much.

I work a job that's good fun and I work with good people, it makes a big difference to how much fun life is.
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>>35813194
This, i've worked with a decent wage considering no experience, but fuck me was it miserable as all things.

>worked nights in a warehouse for 9.40 an hour 5-6 nights a week
>short of a 2 hour commute those fuckers said it was in one place nearby and said it would actually be elsewhere
>it was a new place so things were pretty unorganized
>people came and went but the work colleagues that stuck from start to finish were a good lot personality and working wise
>two of them traveled the same distance as me a.k.a the ones who fell into the same trap as me and we always joked about on the bus whenever nobody fell asleep on the way home
>my sleep pattern was completely fucked and I missed important events/was a zombie through them because of nocturnal life

I was luckily still living at home so I didn't have rent to worry about outside of giving to housekeeping, but out of the desire for money and to prove I wasn't a worthless piece of shit I stuck to it for 6 months until I gave up. Managers even begged me to stay because I was so reliable and accurate on the job, I said i'd consider it if I could do less days 4 days because of my distance traveled, they couldn't comply so I left for good.
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>>35813471
working out, reading, video games, tv/films.

pretty basic. used to box. i am interested in getting into writing.
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>>35813364
If I'm out with my mates because they always pay with cash for some reason, find it weird being the only one in my group paying for food with a card and in a club as well, only use cash so I don't spend all the money on my card
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>>35813364
I pay for everything in cash unless it's online.


also tune lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeyP2N6glW0

>>35813471
Trainers. I'm a collector but not the kind that keeps them boxed. I collect but wear them out casually. Why own gear if you're not wearing it.
Adidas Samba super is my favourite trainer of all time. It was made specifically for seven a side in shitty conditions. Which being scottish meant every time I went to play seven aside.
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>>35813495
what's brought the change on lad
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>tfw can't be bothered to play games anymore
>tfw gone from a hundred hours a week to about four hours a fortnight
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>>35813471
Old maps, drawing old maps, wondering around in the woods and fields and building little dens or hideouts in woods way away from any paths or anywhere where people could see them
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>>35813564

i want to start living more normally, i mean like stop going to bed at 5am, getting up in the afternoon and feeling shit all day just waiting to go pointlessly wondering around again at night, ive been getting bored of /nightwalk/ for years if im honest, but not i actually want to do something about it instead of sulking and thinking that a good walk will make me feel better and improve my mood
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>>35813471
Anime figures but I like to collect trainers like Jordans, bit of a wild difference I know
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Anyone here near Northampton?
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>>35813638

i used to talk to a QT from Northampton on a phobia forums about 5 years ago, turned out she was a lezzer though :'(
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Thinking of going to my old employer and asking for my job back. I quit on good terms so maybe they'd do it
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>>35813376
Yeah it was pretty nice but like you didn't really go out because there wasn't much point. Moved down here a few years back because under the words of me darling mum "this towns a shithole, lets move down to the coast" and it happened. I've come out of student life last year and a few pub jobs, so i've at least set some ground down here.
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I'm scared of Mussies, lads. More so now that I'm gay
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>>35813665

Was her phobia dicks?
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>>35813679

probably, but thats not the forum i was a part of, as a man having a phobia of dicks would be pretty nightmareish, i think some surgery would be in order
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>>35813678
>now that I'm gay

Prison gay is not gay
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>>35812747
haha that was me, lad. she can't get me nicked can she?

>>35813471
fighting game frame data/combos and the paranormal
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>>35813698
I know, but I've ascended
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>>35813525
>Been working jobs I hated for years.

im too stubborn to do this. obvs im on 4chan so i wont say anymore than i know people so i have other options.

>>35813530
>Just find a job that you don't mind that much.

yeah, i wouldent mind working a job i dont mind, or i would at least give it a go. i guess a part of me is bitter and spiteful.
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>>35813731
Wait til a guys hair arse is in your face

You'll descend
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>>35813582
I got like that when I turned about 23 (6 years ago).

I might pick up a game and invest some decent hours into it, but it's rare. Actually went back and played FFVII the other week. 40 hours I put into it and that was the first game I've played from start to end since Dark Souls 3.

>>35813668
If it ended on good terms then I can't see it being an issue lad, if there is a job there that is.
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>>35813746
Mate I love the taste of men's shit. I eat the poo poo.
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>>35813764
>if there is a job there that is.
That's what I'm thinking, they'll probably just tell me to wait till they're hiring on the website
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>>35813582

im experiencing this feel right now, i used to be into super autistic simulators like trains, farming, mechanic, forklift, etc, now id rather just nobchat here and listen to emo music from back in the day before i made the wrong descisions
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>tfw you watch a film and it sticks in your head for days on end
Whats her name, lads
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>>35813812
This was the last one that stuck with me. Made me incredibly depressed.
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>>35813066
Depends on the cut and the prospects.
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>>35813768
Right, well...

You're not the audience I'm trying to save

C-carry on.
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>>35813812
It's just right there at the back of my mind all the time
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>>35813812
Not that many stick with me tbqh
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>>35813812
I remember when I was 16, in Sixth Form, and I watched a Ben Stiller film called Duplex. The old lady in it that died gave me a major existential crisis for a good year and a half, made me accept my fate that I'm going to die one day. This made me afraid for about 18 months but I've learned to accept it, see it as a part of life, not the end of it.
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>>35813856
yeah, this prison gay shit is annoying but there isnt much you can do for these people unless you are out with them or some shit

i reckon i could wing mans some of these prison gays and get them a shag
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>>35813798
i can only play strategy/rts games, also football manager, i'll fuck around with the odd "must play" type of game but they're mostly all the same, get a "been there, done that" vibe with nearly all games now.
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>>35813832
>>35813900
Both good films. 2014 was decent. Think Enemy came out that year too...and rover.

>>35813812
No film sticks in my head. Except stalker, but it's such a go to answer I never say it.
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>>35813812
got to be fight club. watching that films got me interested in being the best version of my self, and it opened my mind at the time to how sheepish the average persons is.
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if u saw a qt fem boy irl would u force him to suck your dick amd make him cry and call him a dirty little girly
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>>35813962
Been meaning to watch Rover. Love me some Australian post apocalypse
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>>35813996
If he's a qt he's going to want to suck my dick as much as a qt girl. Which means he isn't going to want to suck my dick at all.
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>>35813985

watching fight club made me want to go to various support groups and such places and pretend to be a completely different person at each one
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You expect the market portfolio to return 14%. US government T-bills yield 4%. You invest $4,000 in Stock A and $16,000 in Stock B. Stock A has beta=0.6 and Stock B has beta=1.9. What is the expected return on your portfolio?

whats the answer lads?
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HELLO THERE GENTLEMEN!

HOW ARE WE THIS EVENING?
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>>35814042
if make me do it u doesnt matter how ugly you are :))))))) dont worry lots of men have made me do it before
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>>35814045
yeah, i thought about that. it was the reason i got into working out and martial arts, reading too. i was a pretty edgy teenager when i was first got influenced by that film if i reflect on myself.

reckon i would still be a virgin if i never watched fight club tbqh
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>>35814007
Twilight goes full retard in it, but he's actually a decent actor and the film is basically Guy Pierce in a car.

Speaking of which, pretty sure Locke was around the same time too, which is just Tom Hardy in a car, but damn it was good.
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>>35813812

Harry Brown
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>>35814078
yum. do you wanna stick that big tongue up my bum?

im good after see you, gorgeous x
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>>35814133
Locke is another one I've been meaning to watch. Loved Hardy in Bronson
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>>35814144
too many whites died, not enough niggers
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>>35814152
No I'm a bottom. You can lick mine though and I'll suck your cock in return.
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>apply for apprenticeship
>can't think of anything to say about why I want to work for them other than "I want to do this job and I don't hate your company"
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>>35814187
So you wouldn't be able to enjoy Die Hard either then?

Shame for you lad.
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>>35813962
Yeah top tier year for films
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>>35814229

sometimes honesty is the best policy, just say you want of work instead of doing fuck all all day, you want a reason to get out of bed

maybe dont use the term"fuck all" but you get what i mean
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>>35814243
die hard is a movie for plebs
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pffft to think some yanks try to argue that the best bands come from america.

all the best bands of all time are british. am i right, lads?
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>>35814229
Use the golden ticket of 'I've researched a lot about your company and believe it'd be a perfect opportunity to learn the in and outs of the industry.', I've used this for every job and never failed an interview yet, granted I've only ever had 4
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>>35814289
abba isnt british
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been outright told by 2 companies they wouldnt touch me with a barge pole due to the fact iv been out of employment for 3 years

what am i meant to do then?
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>>35814309
I just said that they're the largest company that does the apprenticeship in my area and that it'd be a great opportunity to work for them because of it.
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>>35813623
ah well i hope it brings you some joy lad. i used to enjoy walking in the countryside. i always found it more enjoyable without people about
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>>35814340
>my mum had cancer and I was her personal carer up until she died
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>>35814272
Fucking what mate?

Die hard is a fucking good.
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What kind of bloke has 99999999 images of Damon Albarn saved?
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>>35814340
Volunteer. Do training courses.
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>>35814375
a kind of bloke that is in love with him, duh.
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>>35814375
a fucking bender
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUrqGFxV3Q

this meme actually makes some quality music
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>>35814340
Join the Navy and be my bunk-mate.
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is there anything worse than ragequitters?
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>>35814326
dancing queen
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>>35814346

thanks lad i appreciate that, my usual nightwalk routine goes through the country since i live in a boring as fuck village in the sticks, couple of miles through unlit b-roads to the nearest town, through the middle class(not dangerous) part of it, mill around the town centre and retail park, smoking roll ups and going down memory lane of when i used to come here all the time as a kid, then make my way home, usually get home just after 4am. I do want to stop doing that pointless shit though and get a normal life but as stupid as it sounds im addicted to it and the only ways ive beaten over addictions are to cut down.
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>when you fuck up and ruin the conversation talking to someone you like and you can't stop thinking about it
Would one of you kind lads mind ending it for me, please.
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>>35814432
yes, but they are annoying. i hate it when they do it on fighting games so they dont get a loss on their record, and you dont get a win

i remember when i had a go at someone because they did it on the x box and they said their gf turned off the x box lol
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>>35814375
THIS GUY.

>>35814396
>>35814397
n-n-n-no homo lads, I'm married.
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>>35814471
>Would one of you kind lads mind ending it for me, please.

i cant lad. assisted suicide is illegal
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>>35814349
why would i say that? seems like a stupid position to put my self in

>>35814386
i refuse to give up my time for no pay though, seems unfair to have to work for nothing when people do the same and get paid
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>>35814432
Yes, people who are clearly never going to win but carry on playing and wasting your time anyway because they think comeback movies are accurate to real life
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>>35814272
Thanks lad, if I hear one more normie say "Die Hard is the best christmas movie XD XD XD XD DX" I'll fucking lose it
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>>35814544

not the anon you were talking to but i heard that exact thing today, from a normie too, genuinely pissed me off
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>>35814544
Every fucking year there's spergs who have this argument. I wish they'd fuck off
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>>35811933

fuking hell lad
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>>35814494
>I'm married.

how old are you?
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>>35814544
Here mate, everyone knows Gremlins 2 is the best xmas movie.
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>>35814494
Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.
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>>35814583
Pretty sure he's 49, lad
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>>35814349

As someone who sincerely was in this position, it is still held against you.
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>>35814605
bloody ell, wasnt expecting that.
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>>35814583
30 and avataring on this shitty site.

You've got it all to look forward too lad.

>>35814601

Nah lad, not into dick so can't be a poofter.
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>>35814564
>https://london.craigslist.co.uk/cas/6054720095.html

Gutted he deleted that.
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>>35814673
>30
>Works nightshifts in a fast food joint
>Has hundreds of Damn Albarn photos saved

Mate...
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>>35814558
Oh look it's someone who thought he was original by having Die Hard be his fave xmas movie
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Playing uncharted 2 again
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>>35810126
Technically I think this is a pancake, close enough though right?
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>>35814605
I c wut u did thar!
>>35814669
The joke is Damon Albarn is 49.

>>35814697
I also have a social science degree lad. I shat the bed of life, but IDGAF.
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>>35814697

at least hes doing something with his life, instead of neeting all day every day twice on sunday like most of us cunts
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>>35814699
Die Hard is a shit movie for shit people
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>>35814673
>not into dick so can't be a poofter.
i can't argue with you there lad.
do you just think he's a kool dood
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What would you do if you won the lottery?
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>>35814718
I want to eat your waifu up, mmmm yummy in my tummy
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>>35814753
I don't think anything would change except I wouldn't need to worry about money
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>>35814730
is albarn nearly 50. fucking hell.
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>>35814753
Return to that NEET life that I so dearly miss.
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>>35814753

how much are we talking lad? probably buy myself a nice big house in the country, by my mum and dad a house a considerable distance from mine, buy a few nice bikes because im autistic about motorbikes, and do fuck all for the rest of my life
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>>35814753
Probably just buy a house , keep a couple hundred grand then donate the rest to charity
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>mfw i accidentally saved over the wrong career on football manager
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>>35814801

samefagging, just adding that id buy a student pub in the town where i went to college, the place has been closed a few years, id buy it and have it as a 2nd home, id restore the downstairs exactly as it used to be when it was a pub if i had to, and id sit at our usual table, get pissed, listen to tracks i used to listen to in college and probably end up crying like a bitch, still would do it though
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>>35814753
Buy a house and a lot of music gear. Then I'd never leave the house.
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>>35814753
Just look after my dad, sort him out with a house and that.

Just continue my neet existence otherwise.
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>>35814750
Blur was my favourite band when I was younger, and Damon was pretty much everything I was.

>common lad with common mates who liked football and music.

I've followed his projects since blur, including the Gorillaz and the world music stuff he does while kicking about in africa.

>>35814791
Age catches us all lad.
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>>35814834
this is why i never overwrite saves even if it means i end up with a billion save files
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>>35814856
>Damon Albarn
>Common

What the fuck are you on about mate. All of blur are posh cunts.
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>>35814673
>30 and avataring on this shitty site.

sounds about right. in my head i imaged you to be about 30. 49 seemed too old
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>>35814684

It's nuts man, craigslist intrigues me so much.
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>>35814753
Move to rural Shropshire. Get a comfy little cottage with some land (including deer woodland if I win enough). Raise sheep, chickens, ducks and grow vegetables. Shoot deer and do wild fishing.

That should occupy most of my time
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>>35814753
live a neet life in a comfy small apartment for the rest of my life
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>>35814801
What's your favourite bike and why is it not a Hyperstrada?
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tfw so lonely constntly fantasise about being seually molested
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Is it normal to fantasize about being a girl in a gangbang?
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>>35814875
It was more about what he portrayed when I was younger. It's like pulp as well Jarvis Cocker is a proper posh cunt, but he did the whole working class lad scene too.

the man bands like the roses and oasis were more legit, but I never bought into the one vs the other, I liked both the north and the south sounds.
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>>35814753
Depends how much I get on the roll but basics would be on a couple of thousand alone:
Buy a few things for myself like PC upgrades, motorbike, gym membership/equipment, etc.
Give a percentage to me parents and nan to do as they please.

If I can help contribute to getting them and myself our own little cottages then of course I would, but it would depend how much my ideal place is and what I would have leftover to splash freely.
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>>35814993
Are you a virgin?

It's normal to want to be lusted after and desired and it's possible that you're projected it onto the gangbang
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>>35814856
common lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM
thought that was pulp
thought blur was about living in a house,a very big house in the cunt treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and you don't have to tell me about age catching up to us lad. i'll be 40 in 2 years
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>>35814888
Never been on it so had a look. This site is degenerate as fuck.
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>>35814753
dedicate my life to self improvement. i would travel the world too.
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>>35814971

I couldnt just pick one favourite, the first bike that made me do a double take and drool a bit was the old shape MT-03, when they were still 660 single cylinders instead of the strange looking 250 things they are now, and its not a Hyperstrada because hyperstradas are Ducati and Ducati are Italian and Italian things break down.

Id also like a 2 stroke say an NSR or TZR 250 but i just couldnt be bothered with maintainence
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>>35814993
Sure if you're a batty boy.
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>>35814993
>tfw just want to move out and become the girl before it's truly too late for me to transition
>can't get a job quickly
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>>35814684
Give us a rundown on the posting. I couldn't read it in time
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>>35815015
Yeah i'm a virgin i guess your right. I want physical warmth so bad im thinking about this stuff.
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>>35815035
What the fuck, I swear I've seen a clip of that guy masturbating before.
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>>35815083
It was basically a guy who'd set up a thing in his flat in Kings Cross where it was a toilet seat with fake arsehole and a computer on a desk, and the idea was that you'd fuck the fake arse and watch porn on the computer while he sat underneath the toilet seat chair and rimmed you. He was calling it "The Rim Ternet Cafe"
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>>35815077
you will never truly be a girl though because you have no idea what it is like to be brought up as a girl, and you never truly be treated like a girl.
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>>35815035
haha fuck i know i'd order something like that if i lived by myself
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>>35815077
There's a very good chance if you got a girlfriend, your desires to be a woman would completely disappear
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>>35815118
How does he sit under it?
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>>35815035

I would be really interested to see the analytics for the website, like how many people actually hook up because of these ads, always seemed really dangerous to me, like the easiest way to get killed by a serial killer haha!

Also I think suki is embarrased of her beard senpai lol.
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>>35815137
I never understood how people could say 'they have been a girl inside since they were born'. If they were born male, how would they know what it feels like to be a woman?

They can feel they have similar interests and desires, but are they really the same what a woman feels in her brain?
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>>35815117
Come on lad we all know that's highly likely.
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>>35813638
Northampton House represent.

(Big block of flats in centre).
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>>35815035
That's just absolutely disgusting
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Any other robots here wear glasses?
If there are then what type of glasses do you wear?
I wear these.
>Pic related
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>>35810008

Lads, I managed to get a date. Never been on one before (although I have had gfs)

Just for coffee/lunch tomorrow.

We managed to sustain conversation for 20 minutes on saturday when we met (bus broke down and we started talking while we waited for it to be fixed) but I get the feeling I couldn't re-start the conversation so easily

How does a robot date (obligatory reeee)
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>>35815210
I've done a craigslist encounter during my prison-gay phase.

He could have easily killed me because I spent half the night collapsed in his bathroom from drinking too much (actually fantasising about something... and going through with it are completely different things I learned...)
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>>35815255
Robots don't date.
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>>35815240
I wear these because I thought it'd make me look cool and now I can't afford new ones
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>>35815270
they masturbate
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>>35814753

Daily reminder that someone from britfeel won 1.6 million on the lottery about 2 years ago, it's a true story but there is a sting in the tale that almost made me sick

it was a female
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>>35815156
He lies down on the floor and puts his head up to the toilet seat bit and licks your arse.
>>
imreallyloenyl
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>>35814452
I think your walks are cool.

Could do something useful on them- take notes for stories as they strike you.

Do you stay on britfeel via phone? Take us with you.
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>>35815255

Be yourself mate, if you hit it off then good times, if you don't then you've saved yourself from the stress of trying to be something you aren't.

Just my opinion though, always found that if I wasn't honest with who I was as a person it was more self sabotaging than anything.
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>>35815300
>it was a female
Every fucking time
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>>35815302
So how do you fuck the fake arse on the toilet seat?
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>>35815255
Just ask her shit about herself and seem interested. It'll probably just flow after the initial awkwardness

Congrats on having the balls to get her number tho laddo
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>>35814452
I fucking love nightwalks too lad.

I only do an hour maximum though.
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>>35815217
>but are they really the same what a woman feels in her brain?

i personally dont think they are. never really looked into this but i still think they cant truly know what its like to be a girl because they have never experienced life as a girl. i think they find just stuff that is marketed at girls, and the life style of girls more appealing for whatever reason, which is fair enough but i dont see how this means they are a girl or can think they are a girl. i do honestly think they are mentally ill.
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>>35810693
>>35810729
He also had a storyline where he was radicalised for a bit by some other Paki whom he had homolust for. After that blew over he decided that he would transition. He's incredibly self-righteous, leading to such hilarious episodes as the one where he believed that the girl whom he had been secretly filming in the bathroom would take his side and have the police back off. He also routinely shows contempt for his family, in classic tendie tantrum style. He's entertaining but I wouldn't want to hang out with him. I imagine he has poor hygiene.
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>>35815327

I'll find the thread in the archive, this is something I wish was bait, but isn't

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17055303/
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>>35815329
Sorry I should have clarified.

The fake arse is attached under the desk, so it was at the perfect position to fuck when you're sitting in the arse licking seat.
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>>35815338
A lot of them aren't typically masculine, or they have trouble doing typical masculine stuff like leading, being "manly/alpha", assertive etc so they start to think they're women instead, rather than just unmasculine men
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>>35815300
>it was a female

i hope to god this is fake. our chances of winning the lottery are completely impossible now because of the laws of probability.

and it has to be a women. not even one of our own kind. this world really has fucked with us. if there is a god, he definitely isnt one of our fans.
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>>35815379
>are completely impossible now because of the laws of probability.

Maybe study a bit more about probability buddy.

Your chances are still the EXACT same as they ever were. You could have 100 winners from here, and it still would be the same
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>>35815379
yes it's fake, do you take everything here seriously?
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>>35815317

i have mobile-posted here a few times on walks and the more i think about it the more i have some stories to tell about some strange/funny/scary stuff ive seen on walks, keeping in mind ive been regularly walking in the middle of the night for 5 or 6 nights a week since 2008 now. Im still unsure of posting regular updates from a walk incase someone figures out where i am and comes and stabs/rapes/firebombs me, yes im pretty paranoid
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>>35815405
No it wouldn't, he's right. The odds of at least 2 winners from here are much lower than the odds of at least 1 winner.
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>>35815428
This is about the odds of winning the lottery. They don't change

You're falling for some classic gamblers fallacy thinking right now.
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>>35815379

it was real, see >>35815366
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>>35815375
yeah, i have wondered before if they are just acting this way because they cant fulfil societies expectations of a man.

its a cop-out by them if they are doing it because they cant be a man. there is always gonig to be beta guys, its only natural. there is only meant to be one true alpha among a pack, it would go against nature if everyone was alpha. and they dont deserve to be a leader if they are not willing to improve themselves
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>>35815449
They don't change but you're considering two trials, so he's right in saying that it's next to impossible for another /britfeel/ win to occur.
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Any of you lads play children's card games? Or are you too scared to go and play with extroverted autists, so you just keep buying cards and never play with them?
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>>35815300
I can vouch for this. Was not expecting to be reminded of that, i'd completely forgot.
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>>35815300
FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS FUCK OFF
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>>35815475
It's next to impossible because the odds of winning are next to impossible

It has literally nothing to do with how many winners britfeel has had
>>
just had chinese
something about the chickenballs in batter dipped into sweet n sour sauce, mmm
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>>35815498
You're considering how many winners post here, so yes it does. That's the point he made.
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>>35815407
I meant more general fiction stories, but could use things seen on walks as inspiration- just expand them to furthest limit, weird backstories, etc.

The peace of the walk would be conducive to creativity and you'd be doing something productive.

Take small pad for notes & ideas and write-up when home.

Can make decent money selling surreal short stories on Amazon.
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>>35815300
Obviously they could easily have edited the email

You guys will fall for anything.
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>>35815481

>tfw another britbot that was around in March 2015

I thought everyone from that era had left

Do you remember the 16666666 get "/Britfeel/ is the king of 4chan"? That was me if you remember it
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>>35815455
this is from r9k, not britfeel. i dont care if its r9k. i dont see the rest of r9k as part of this group.

this group is like a separate entity to me
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>>35815538
Been here since Oct 14, don't remember the lottery thing though, maybe I was in bed
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>>35815520

never really thought about that, if im 100% honest i just dont think im creative enough, i suppose theres no harm in trying though
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>>35815510
No, it doesn't

The odds do not change.

I don't know why this is so hard for people to understand.

I guess this is why casinos and bookies make so much money
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>>35815529
>email
Lottery winnings like that are collected in person only, you have to take the ticket there. At no point is there communication by e-mail. Completely fabricated story.
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>>35815573
The odds do change.
Consider a group of 5 people, or 5 chances at winning. What are the chances that at least 1 person wins? Now, what are the chances that at least 2 people win?

This is a very simple thing to understand.
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>>35815479
I used to fucking love Yu Gi Oh, wish I never sold my cards : - (
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>>35815590
If you buy your ticket online you get notified of winnings by email, at least when you win a tenner.

I reckon the OP of that thread probably won ten quid and then edited the email to make it say the jackpot.
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>>35815538
Yes, I still see that get posted occasionally too, legendary.

>I thought everyone from that era had left

Tripfags come and go, but lurkers never die.
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>>35815327
wish elliot were here
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>tfw went to school with the black guy from Get Out
>should be happy he's done so much with his life
>just feel spiteful and hatred because I've amounted to nothing
>>
Just want to say I fucking love britfeel. Wish we had our own board.
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>>35815629

Nice, I've never seen it reposted, hope life isn't treating you to harshly oldfag
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>>35815608
You are saying the odds of winning the lottery change depending on how many people who are arbitrarily related have won the lottery...

It's fallacious.

You are literally saying that the more men who win the lottery, the less chance it is that a man will win the lottery. You're using a smaller scale, but that's irrelevant.

The
Odds
Do
Not
Change

Fact
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Just made a cup of tea, got the heating on and feeling rather comfy at the minute.
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>>35815644
write some bad reviews about him, you'd be surprised how damaging they are
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>>35815644
I know what you mean mate.

I think it's normal. I went to school with a girl who was very briefly signed to a major label, and she still works as a songwriter in the industry.

Even though my own life went OK, and her career failed to a certain extent, I fucking hated her so much when it was doing well. Made anonymous twitter accounts to send her hate messages too.
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>>35815666
I'm going to make this very easy for you to understand, because you don't.

I flip a coin, my chances of not seeing tails are 50%
I flip two coins, my chances of not seeing tails is now 25%
I flip three coins, my chances of not seeing tails is now just 12.5%

Do you understand now? The probability that I won't see tails decreases the more coins I flip.
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>>35815479
i used to be into it. i only ever played against my brother and a few friends. used to be into magic the gathering too.

i went to this place in town where people go to play card games. it was pretty weird and awkward. the guys at the magic hut where pretty autistic, and i heard them saying stuff about us under their breathe because we were playing magic the gather and they must of thought yugioh was a better game.

why do really weird people have to be into stuff like this. we got into it because it was an alternative to getting pissed every Saturday.
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>>35815662

i do too, i dont really know anyone but i feel like i have some of my best mates here
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>>35815662
there's a whole board
>>>/uk/
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>>35815719
I'm going to post an actual relevant example using your coin flip example, because the one you did is not relevant to the argument.

I flip a coin, my chances of not seeing tails are 50%

I flip another coin, my chances of not seeing tails are 50%

I flip another coin, my chances of not seeing tails are 50%

I flip another coin, my chances of not seeing tails are 50%

>Do you understand now? The probability that I won't see tails decreases the more coins I flip.

Except that's not the argument... We're not talking about 1 event, not 3. It is ALWAYS AND FOREVER a 50% chance. I could flip that coin 1 billion times and it could land on heads 1 billion times, and the chance of it hitting tails does not change

Just like the lottery odds are always the same
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>>35815816
>another
Ah, this is your mistake.
You're considering all these independently which you cannot do in this scenario.
We're considering the group chance. I'm glad I have been able to help you.
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>>35815662
There is one, it's just not on 4chan.

>>35815663
>hope life isn't treating you to harshly

Well it's a bit better knowing that some of the old vanguard are still around.
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>>35814753
Start my own amature production company and review movies with /britfeel/
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>>35815839
This is independent. You're judging the probability of a different event to that of a lottery

Answer this:

Does the number of male winners change the odds of the lottery being won by a male?

The answer is no, by the way. If you agree with that, then you must agree that the numbers of winners on britfeel doesn't change the outcome.

If you don't agree, then I know you're trolling so can you just pull the "I was baiting you all along" card so we can move on?
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>decide to watch The Rover
>not even 5 minutes in and a guy has an american accent
This is going to be the mad max game all over again isn't it
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>>35815902
No, it isn't independent. Please read his post again.
He is remarking that the odds for 2 winners are lower than 1. Are you disputing this?
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>>35815882
I still can't get over the fact that they used Rich Evans for that
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>>35815845
Been here since the earliest days of /Britfeel/ when it all started in late 2014. It's pretty amazing we have lasted all this time.
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>watch any advert on the tv
>interracial couples everywhere
The brainwashing is strong.
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>>35815959
There will be trans people in adverts in 5 years.
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>>35815985
There already are. The thing with trans people is that you can't identify them without a brain scan.
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>>35815959
>Tfw adverts will never be as good as they once were.

It's all complete bullshit these days sadly.
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>>35815902
>the odds for me to win the lottery twice in a row are exactly the same as winning it just once

so where are these double, triple winners????
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>>35816008
>Tfw adverts will never be as good as they once were.

they're not all bad lad, this one got a chuckle out of me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dCJ7a1QjfE
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>>35815959
Noticed this a lot lately, it's always cringeworthy.
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Probably wont die in my sleep again, lads.
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>>35815999
Fuck off, maybe some Swede who started HRT when he was 13 with a genetically small bone structure. Anyone who isn't that extreme, you can always tell they are a tranny.
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>>35815925
Doesn't matter if the odds of 2 winners are lower than one... We're talking about odds of winning the lottery, not of odds that 2 people from a forum win the lottery. They're separate probabilities. I've said 5+ times now, the result of that argument DOES NOT change anything about your chance of winning the lottery because they're independent. For the final time: Your chance of winning the lottery has literally not changed in the remotest because some roastie you are arbitrarily related to has won the lottery

It's like when people say "The odds of red coming out 7 times in a row on roullette is low, so you should start betting on black after 2 or 3"

That's the exact same logic people use, and go broke because it's false. You're not betting on the probability of 7 numbers/colours, you're betting on 1 number/colour

>>35816021
You do know that some people have won the lottery multiple times? Which, by the way, is also irrelevant to the argument here. If I wanted to use your logic though, I could use those cases, using your logic, to beat your argument.
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>>35816048
Ever notice all those ones where there's a white father, a black mother, and all the kids are the same colour as the mother? Far too dark to be his.
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>>35815947
It's also very probable that in the time since then, we've had multiple conversations as anon at different points in time. All without realising we were talking to the same person as before.
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>>35815925
i mean, how often is it that 2 friends separately win the lottery, if the chances were equal then obviously it wouldent be so.
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>>35816037
Yeah gotta admit that one is pretty cool. Can't help be reminded of Skeletor v Beastman.

Their current advert with the twerking and dancing is fucking disgusting.
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Out of curiosity, anyone here from Wales?

> INB4 SHEEP : ^ )
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>>35816081
I've seen one tranny in the wild and it was very obvious. It was kind of sad desu. Bright pink hair, masculine but gaunt and ill looking face, anorexic with broad bone structure.
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>>35816008
Posting top tier ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZWQJqz14A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1jywlZG74o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbHsa0qing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5zMypnsE8
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>>35816154
I saw one too.

Paki. Call center employee. He was up in court.

Hey speaking of Poley, maybe he actually did get arrested for skipping his court date. The guy posting in here was just pretending to be him.
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>>35816151
yes lad, Barry reporting.
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>>35816151
S H E E P
H
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G
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>>35816164

dont forget this gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-DsQm0QdxI
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>>35816164
>tfw no irish gf with a weird shaped head
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>>35816164
I love that playstation ad. There was something about 90's ads, they could be so surreal and have nothing to do with the product yet still make you want the product.

Now every ad is some smiling family driving a car or sitting on a sofa with a voiceover reading a script or some shit.
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>>35816164
>forgetting the best ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
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>>35816178
I hope he gets arrested, we'll have some respite from him shitting up the thread.
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>>35816232
OOHHHH THEE FRENCH
Can't believe i forgot this, not sure it actually broadcast though
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>suddenly become extremely apathetic and disillusioned
>doesn't abate for around a week
>episode with one of my so-called mates on friday
>triggers me to book the cheapest flight I can find and fuck off
>meeting a lad from /brit/ in gdansk, poland on tuesday
Haha.

Hopefully this will cure me. I still have a week of uni left so that's getting to fuck.
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>tfw massive ulcer on my inner cheek
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>>35816164
>yfw tangoing someone gets banned at school.
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>>35816261
It was, just heavily edited and it actually works.
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>>35816178
>The guy posting in here was just pretending to be him.

how do you know? he did seem more aggressive than the poley i know

everyone hates poley but i honestly dont mind him. sometimes he can annoying but i find it funny too. i have even had some arguments with him in the past.
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>>35816277
>tfw wisdom tooth pulled on thursday and it still hurts and i have a gross socket.
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anyone here studied British history at all? im thinking about getting into it. seems pretty interesting. i have found some books by oxford that look good
>>
who here is a /classic man/ ?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U


even when she go away.
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>>35816321
I always worry about finding books by cuck authors who go "Wahh the British were mean" because History, like all of the Humanities are full of beta academic bitches
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Best advert coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLBG3njVjmo
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>>35816285
It wasn't his trip.

No idea why someone would do that, but there you go.
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>>35816344
>if i dress smartly people won't think i'm a generic nigger
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>>35816344
Fuck off Hans kraus.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efl5pFTFnBU

Lads, have your got your eSure insurance?
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>>35816373
unnecessary is nigger-tier. try and change your ways please.
>>
best advert for bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z48j83bQLhw
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>>35816164
Few more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HER21QV7enk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyAcMi8rjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1oxUanRzmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92hFmIDuc
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Had tinder for one day, had as many matches

Not bad since I've been swiping left on almost everyone
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>>35816427
I guarantee it's a bot, lad
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>>35816414
How could you forget this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxrlFU1xZw0
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>tfw no one to go to the pub with
Kill me
>>
Any lads play D&D? Any favourite characters? Who's /devilish/ enough to play Evil?
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>>35816456
I'd do if you was nearby.
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>>35816406
>Come on guys!
>Don't be alone...
>To make new friends...
>Just open the browser!
>www dot
>4chan dot com slash r9k
>slash britfeel
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>>35816456
>went to the pub once
>got a bit to drunk and made a fool of myself
>guy I went with never spoke to me again
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>>35816456
Where are you at lad? If you're within 40 miles or so i'd be down for a few pints
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>>35816451
I'm not fucking dumb enough to go right swiping obvi bots.
And nah, she's a friend of friends
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>>35816456
what's wrong with going there alone? get a drink and a table for yourself and browse the /r9k/ like a true champ.
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>>35816277
suffering right with you lad

get on the bonjella and keep hydrated
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>>35816470
I always play the most generic characters. Always a half elf ranger who is either lawful good or neutral good
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>>35816512

not the anon you replied to, but i actually do this alarmingly regularly
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>>35816347
yeah, i understand that worry. honestly though, i have read quite a lot of history, and most history writers from my experience seem to be pretty neutral. sometimes authors will give their own opinion about things though

it is annoying the way most academics are very left wing now because they never talk about the supposed justification behind things
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>>35816512
When I used to work in a pub, I enjoyed the regulars who came in on their own a lot more. Always interesting to banter with.
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>>35816525
Why not just play something radically different just for the thrill? I have a LG dwarf warlord, a LN elf death priest and a NE tiefling warlock and they all play very differently. It's more fun that way.
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>>35816643
I've only played two games of D&D. I don't have any friends to play more with.
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>>35816715
That makes sense. I enjoy character creation but I haven't actually played in years.
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>>35816321
Start with Churchill's works

>A History of the English-Speaking Peoples

would be a good start
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>>35816814
He was a kike lover
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>>35816876
Irving please

go to bed
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who is the craziest person you know?

i know some guy that believes the earth is flat, the world is controlled by a satanic elite, every terrorist attack has been set up and the victims are actors. he is also gay and a christian.

i have argued with him in the past
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>stare into space in bed half the day
>watch low quality family guy clips on youtube for the other half, also in bed

I've lived in effective isolation for years, but never before have I been so base in how I spend my time alone. Rock bottom.
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>>35816814
thought about getting into his work. his books are pretty cheap and i have heard great things.

i am really tempted to buy this though

https://www.amazon.co.uk/England-Norman-Angevin-1075-1225-History/dp/0199251010/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490572602&sr=8-1&keywords=new+oxford+british+history
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>>35816905

i know a nutter, a nice bloke but a genuine acid casualty, basically believes the lot...flat eart, shape shifting reptilians, chemtrails, you name it
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>>35816905
My dad. All he goes on about is conspiracy theories.
It's like living with /pol/ without the memes. Bonkers John is more sane than him.
>>
>>35816128

It's also probably we've at alternating times considered the other person an absolute cunt, and one of the best posters.
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>>35816495

Not him, but I'm in Leamington spa
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>>35816128
>>35816974

these are some very good and chilling points, lads.

i try not to argue on brit feel, but i have had a couple of battles.
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>>35816905
this crackpot comes into my work every so often (supermarket), I'm the only one that gives these types of characters the time of day as it makes the job funnier, anyway he just goes on about the bbc being pedos while i'm stacking shelves and shit, the customers walking by just look scared haha, he ends up talking to them as well.

he actually seems like an intelligent guy, just doesn't give a fuck and guessing a bit of an alkie.
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>>35816969
>>35816954
i forgot about a women of 40 i used to know. she is into all this conspiracy and new age shite. she believes that she can heal people with her thoughts and through meditation. she believe in other crazy stuff too, i jsut cant remember it all.
worst thing is that she has kids who she took out of school because she thinks we are all going to ascend into the next dimension soon. she has literally ruined her kids life

i am not making this up
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>>35817063
This would be me if I wasn't worried about losing my job. Good lad for indulging him.
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>>35816905

I know this guy who believes that that guff about God and Jesus and such is real.
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Bloody hell, Damonposter. You were right about Robert Patterson's character being a retard. Sounds like Lennie from Of Mice and Men
>>
waar is die nuwe thread?
>>
>>35816974
Rest assured this time it's firmly the latter, I'm even feeling a tinge of camaraderie.

See you in another 2 years, when one of us catches the other reminiscing again.
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>>35817160
Right here, lad
>>35817248
>>35817248
>>35817248
Hope you enjoy
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>>35817063
Sounds like someone who gives the TV licensing people hell when they come knocking.
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