ITT: things normies do

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get a gf/bf

OJ Simpson

I've been thinking of finding underage raves or festivals today

You only live once

>>35807505
go to bars clubs get drunk everyday and especially weekends

>>35807505
Get shocked that you have never watched/dislike a very popular thing/show/movie.

>>35807505
Have friends that actively seek their companionship

>>35807505
This is a strip club lad

Try to trick themselves into thinking life doesn't suck by at least once a week going to a place serving alcohol and playing loud music.

>EXCLUSIVELY play games like LOL, DOTA, and csgo

>have superficial intrest in "nerdy" things as an excuse to appear interesting

>uses tumblr

>at least 50% of friends are of the opposite gender, but they still can't score

>wear dumbass hipster clothing

>has tattoos

God I fucking despise people like this

>>35807505
Have happy lives

Go to bed without crying

Maintain social lives

>>35807985
You forgot

>enjoys life
>doesn't wallow in hate

>>35807505

Are oblivious to their own hypocrisies.

>>35807985
>uses tumblr

Normies don't do this.

>>35807985

>EXCLUSIVELY play games like LOL, DOTA, and csgo

I guess I'm a normie just because I don't play anime dating sims.

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Me on the left 1 year ago before I lost my social life

>>35808179
Nobody gives even half a fuck bro

>>35808292

Yes we do give a fuck.

Now fuck off normie piece of trash.

>having a bucket list
>doing things on said bucket list

>>35808359
Nah, my GF is out of town so I'mma stay

>>35807985
>csgo
check
>has tattoos
check

>>35808520
Your girlfriend is in another town, most likely getting fucked while you sit around on a website where nobody likes or wants to be near you, you're pathetic.

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Post threads like this
Not original at all

>>35808109
t. normalfag
tell me, why do you niggerjew faggots always have to piss down on robots to feel better about your already decent lives?
Do you do it just for fun or to impress all roasties in a radius of 500 feet?

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>>35808179
Looks like a group of annoying, edgy, stoner faggots.
Would take on a helicopter ride/10

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>>35808520
Please do not spread lies on the internet.

>>35807505
Actually interact with other people IRL and without using memes/internet references

>>35808126
yes they do its most popular with girls and black guys

>>35808580
>LOL CUC.KED

Original response! You've really struck fear and insecurity into my heart.

>>35808711
Not a lie, i'm that cringey 5'6" dude with the 5" dick and the 5'9" GF

>>35808633
>niggerjew faggots

Edgy AF mate! This is why you'll die alone.

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>traveling for leisure
>drinking
>hanging out with friends
>eating at fancy restaurants

The normie in 2017 listens to Radiohead and streams e-sports.