I have no friends. Will you be my friend?

>>35806498
No. I don't really want friends, especially not anyone from /r9k/.

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>>35806498
No, sorry. Bad experience n stuff. But I'll give you a hug.

>>35806498
You can have a (You), but we cant be friends... Sorry

>>35806498
Sure. Add me on discord: Daddy Jesse#0956

Do something more productive than being sad about no friends, like become a trap or something

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>>35806498
Im ugly boring and stupid

With a rare pepe wizard like that- you can't be all that boring

As for OP, I'll be your friend, unless you're a faggot jewnigger. Tell me about your loneliness OP

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>>35806498
Sure ok my dude. Now that we're friends, how do we keep communicating?

I don't think I like this plan anymore OP.

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Not my problem you sad nigger faggot

No, you post le epic social anxiety meme anime girl so you're probably even more annoying of a person than I am

I like that meme OP, can I have it?

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>>35806498
do you have steam?

original af

>>35806498
>I have no friends.
Every person I've met online who said that actually had a bunch of people who as close as friends but had a bunch of weird baggage encumbering their relationship with each other.

Try talking to someone you have something in common with first. Even if it's something trivial you can just talk about it to get a conversation going that leads into something better. Most robots don't have much in common with each other besides being shut-ins and their hatred of normalfags, which don't make for great conversation.

>>35807846
Totally agree with this. The "I have no friends boo hoo poor me :(" thing is pretty stupid. You talk to a lot of people. They're just not the kind of people you think are good enough for you. So here's a quick guide to not feeling sorry for yourself:
>stop pretending you want to talk to people you don't really want to talk to
>stop trying to show sympathy just because you think it'll "help" other people
>pro tip: they're using you as an emotional cum rag, dummy
>stand up for yourself if someone is treating you like shit
>stop hanging around people who treat you like shit
>stop fucking feeling sorry for yourself
That was easy, wasn't it?

>>35807958
>You talk to a lot of people
what if you dont