>tfw you will never be a qt lesbian girl

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>>35806425
>tfw you will never have a lawfully butch gf

>tfw you will never be neutral butch

>none of them are fat
yeah, okay, suuuuuure

lesbians are abominations, they're non-existant. If they did exist I would kill them all

>>35806425
thats actually a really qt graph

is there a male equivalent?

>>35806425
I'm a combination of chaotic neutral, true neutral and neutral butch.

>>35807974
>teehee I'm a girl BTW guys!

>>35808011
I'm a man.
I just like memes and trees.

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>>35806425
ZAP ZAZAZAP

> can be your angle

>tfw you will never be neutral butch with a chaotic neutral dom gf
end my life

Being a lesbian must be like living life on extra easy mode

>>35809460
Normally I'd say yeah, but since I'm a contrarian (and I'm a tranny faggot who wishes he had a cunt himself, don't get me wrong here) have you ever known a lesbian couple? I mean, socially?

Women are fucking insane, open homos are fucking insane, and the law of averages (or whatever) means that if you somehow find a lezzy who isn't more fucked-up than Comet Pizza Daycare, she's going to be dating the most batshit insane/actually-abusive Freudian feminazi you've ever heard of. I'm not kidding.

Still,
>ywn be a qt lesbian
feels bad man

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>>35809460

>picking up women
>picking up gay women

>>35806425
>tfw no lawful butch gf and chaotic femme nemesis