>ITT: Terrible normie advice given to robots

>>35804234
"Dont worry about your height. Its all about confidence."

im 5'7"

>>35804234
This one shouldn't be so hard.

Just be yourself :^]

>>35804234
If you workout and dress nice you'll make it despite your ugly face.

>>35804254

I had a friend who was 5'7, maybe 5'8 and he slayed on a regular basis. Wasn't even that attractive. It's not a meme

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>>35804234
"Just tell her your hobbies."

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>that sobering moment when you realize that when normies give this advice they're legitimately trying to help you

I wonder if they tell other normies this and if so does it work?

"When you get up and speak just imagine nobody is there bro :D"

Find a hobby, get out, get motivate Anon !"

>>35804290
Yeah.

It's called being rich.

>Just go and talk to her, dude

Thanks a lot faggot

>>35804234

>"Get over it!"
thanks, I will?

>>35804321
they simply lack perspective

The only time I was given normie advice was right before my interview, and it honestly payed off big time

>>35804371
This fucked me up two times. I will never get a chance with them again. Fucking normies.

"Stop using piss jugs"
"Bathe every day, chicks swarm over clean men"
"Just work out faggot"

>"Just don't try so hard, bro"

>>35804234
>keep your chin up
>don't be so negative
>things aren't all bad
>it's darkest before the dawn
>don't complain
>just do it
>just go back to school

fuck normies

>>35804385
maybe, but maybe not. we just made big effort to change, because we wanted something hard enough
i dont feel sorry for you

>>35804436
>Just get a job
>JUst get a uni degree.
>Just get a apartment
JUst fuck my shit up senpai

>>35804418
Say to someone that he should stop living in his shit is not a terrible advice.

>>35804452
>saying just do it to someone who is disabled

nothing is more infuriating, not only does it show a complete lack of understanding and empathy about my current condition, but it's just totally disrespectful to assume that if I could do something as basic as attending college I wouldn't have already done it

>you'll find her when you stop looking

itt: things that are all true

>>35804444
and a spree killer doesn't fell sorry for you when he looks you in the eyes before killing you

>if you are mentally ill, just get therapy and meds
Yeah ok you gonna pay for it? Because my mental shit means I havent held a job in 8 years.
>just get a job
Ok, will you hire me? Remember I have no current work experience and have panic attacks and memory problems, but you'll hire me in this state, or know someone who will, right?

>>35804547
Not him but I wish I could hire you anon, I have the both and I'm always worried about losing my job because I fuck up really badly because I forget stuff or really feel uncomfortable calling strangers

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>>35804234
>just workout anon
Worst advice ever

>>35804277
its the truth. i done the same shit and now i have a gf lmao

>Fake it until you make it. If you smile all day you'll start smiling! If you pretend to enjoy stuff you'll actually enjoy it!

>>35804607
How? Youll get more energy

Just be yourself bro :^)

This has never worked

>>35804721
What they assume is yourself is socially acceptable, like them. If you are weird it is always better to lie.

> all these fags saying working out is for normies and not worth it

there is literally nothing better you losers can do with your time than doing squats/deadlifts and overhead presses
considering that 99% of the people here are pussy wallflowers that want to be fawned over by women because of your looks, and that in litterally 6 months of 3 day a week workouts you can look like a Olympic swimmer tier guy shirtless, you should all doing starting strength by mark rippetoe

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>>35804261
>Just be yourself :^]

It's not exactly bad advice if you understand where it's coming from. Unfortunately, it's also not useful.

>>35804609
and why are you still here lmao

>>35804464
Fuck you normie, I don't have time to clean or use the bathroom when I'm in a LoL tourney

>>35804650
To do what? Shitpost more often than before?

>>35805467
You'll smoke manure soon.

There's plenty of bad advice out there.

I'll add one piece of good advice that I follow as often as I can:

Don't allow shit to get out of control. Don't let a situation get out of control.
If it's already out of control, then get yourself out of that situation as top priority.

I know that is vague, but it's something I have had to relearn many times.

>>35804823
>starting strength

Don't do this it's a meme

>>35805438
>depressed
>parents think im drug addicted
>fuckn bad at school
>untalented
>still depressed
lmao

>>35804371
>>35804397
Have you tried talking to them like they were, your equal?

Most robots I met irl put the girl up to them, like it was something that they shouldn't be talking to, and the other half, put them under them, like if they were the lowest of the low, like if they should be talking to you.

You should treat a girl like your equal, like if it were a dude. Prank with them, talk to them, laugh with them, like if you were talking to the best of your bros, and it will naturally come. No girl is is worth more than you, nor less than you.

>of course, some games are just for MenxWomen interaction

>>35804290
>>35804366
just lift and get manlet cut

>>35806019
Shittiest advice ever

normalfag please leave
Normans not wanted

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>Even a 0/10 can pick up girls brah just walk up to one and act, like, confident and shit.

By far the worst one though is:

>You can only be a NEET if you want to be a NEET, it's literally impossible to not get a job if you're willing to lower your standards enough and look hard enough, just to go into every business downtown, ask if they're looking for employees for entry-level positions and except your new wage cuck gig as a burger flippers

This is literally 100% of replies to any post on /adv/ asking about NEETism. They honestly think that the NEET brain actually works like that. technically they're right though.

>>35806065
Whats wrong with it?

Fucking originality

>>35806065
only if you dont want to listen, which is common here,

>>35806065
but he's kinda right. go to ur crush, talk with her. fuckn faggots

>>35806105
The simple fact that no one is doing that. I can talk to a girl like I talk to my sister The only person I have spoken to in weeksbut they see me as weak and not attractive still

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>>35804234
>tell normie friend how I can't get a job because I'm a slow, dopey mess
>"Just go for a walk every day."
I went from sad to fucking livid.

>>35806139
And you probably didn't say a word, then went home and posted on r9k. Pussy

its fuckn easy fegs.

dont pick girls over ur level.

when ur fat, pick a ugly girl
when ur ugly, pick a fat girl.
when ur fat, pick a fat girl
when ur ugly, pick a ugly girl.

when ur alpha, pick a alpha girl

easy.

>>35804234
just bee yourself

bee yourself

The obligatory B yourself meme

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>>35806125
you can be unattractive and still get laid anon. Just keep talking.

>>35806234
Im not unattractive in the sense that i'm ugly. Many girls have called me cute and I constantly see them looking at me in amazement, but once they get to know me they quickly become uninterested

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>>35806274
you are boring then, that has a solution too. Let me search it.


>also most of the actions are result of overthinking.

>>35806319
They don't find me boring, they find me creepy and weird.

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>>35806319
>>35806342
Thats because you are boring about non common topics.

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>>35806342
But most important, stop putting a ''but... but..." and 'they are the problem... not me..."

>>35805850
>i know it's vague

Well fucking explain it then! Why do you need to be all cryptic and shit, bust fucking tell us!!

The simple fact is that the path out of being a NEET, Robot, whatever -- it's a long path, it can take years to change yourself.

There is no one simple piece of advice anyone can give you, one single piece of insight. It's dozens of things that need to be fixed. I managed to (mostly) fix myself, and it took over a decade of work.

>>35804867
That last sentence is what I've been telling people for years after also "studying" normals. The only way to learn how to socialize is to socialize.

>>35804234
Women don't care about dick size dude.

>I wonder if they tell other normies this and if so does it work?

They do. It does.

Normie here, I know it all sounds impossible but that's why it works. You just have to learn how to change yourself, stop demonizing people trying to help you. Think about it and see what they are trying to say.

>>35805495
beat up any normie that talks shit about you, duh

>>35808204
if you get to the point where you can fuck some girl why would you give a shit about such details

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>dude ur depressed? yeah i was too when my gf left me but then i went out partying and I felt better lol
>you want to kill yourself? then go fuck hookers and do cocaine(?????)

>uh yeah thanks for the "advice" but i've lived without meds and it can be a complete living hell of full-blown psychosis, telling seriously mentally ill people to go off their meds is quite an le epic prank tho i guess / the standard retard line from people who aren't actually depressed, went on antidepressants and realised the side effects are worse than their supposed depression

>people like me who need antipsychotics to not turn into a raving fucking lunatic on the other hand should absolutely stay on them

I'm quoting [s4s]

>>35806862
>Well fucking explain it then! Why do you need to be all cryptic and shit, bust fucking tell us!!

He's being vague because these are really general tips for your life. Learning to not be NEET is a long fucking process and you need to try and take in as many tips you can from people who've made it so you can piece together how they did it. Don't take each as a separate view to follow, just see how each one can apply in your current situation and see how you could act in parallel with that advice to improve it.

>>35806019

But men and women aren't equals you Marxist filth.

>>35804867
why do i even come here, its like i want to be even more depressed

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>>35808781
>why do i even come here, its like i want to be even more depressed

Well, you probably come here for the company, to be among anons who are comrades in a way. Unfortunately, if it worsens your depression it's probably not for the best.

>>35804867
This is so true. I spent a metric fuckton of time looking at comedians and used that to ease into social skills. It doesn't just happen.

>>35808671
not like they were the same, but equal. You communist faggot.

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>>35804301
This
Or "You should start making new hobbies to be able to get girls to like you, like reading or sports"

>>35804444
Quads speak the truth.
These are original quads.

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>>35804261
FUCK that one pisses me off

>just be the socially anxious virgin who can never think of anything to say and wants to be left alone all the time