its been 24 years WHY CANT I OBTAIN PUSSY???????

Your not trying that's why.

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>>35804085
i do practice dates with my sister and try to talk to girls but i still cant get it!!!!!!

>>35804126
Lol. Practice dates without practicing how to get a date? You don't just go to a place and expect a date. You find a girl who likes you before you have even said anything. That's how it works.

>>35804075
Because it doesn't actually exist. There's no such thing and there never was. It's a massive joke. The normals understand it's a joke but your autism makes you think they're being serious.

>>35804075
It's because you're an ugly autist.

>24 years old
The only thing you have to do from now on is to fully accept the fact that no woman will ever feel the urge to voluntarily (or soberly) want to have sex with you unless you're paying them money. Sorry bud.

>>35804075
Fucking pay for it dude. You need to get even more crewpy before you can even start approaching women

>>35804126
Date your sister for good then lmfao anon

>>35804075
Just accept it anon, some of us just were't meant to get pussy.

People like us, we were screwed from the start.

>>35804355

That is a very good point.
But what about the pussies in porn?

>>35804075
Sorry to ask the obvious, but be honest with yourself: Are you trying?

If you're like me and introverted, online is probably the way to go. Bars and other public means of approaching girls will never be your style, nor will you find your type of gal that way.

Join a bunch of dating sites. Message a lot of them. Show interest in hanging out soon. Test the waters with being a bit of a fuckboy and talk about how you'd like to kiss them or mention how a certain thing about them is attractive after a bit of talking. If they don't seem receptive it's probably not worth bothering with anyway.

It'll just be a matter of time til you obtain pussy, and realize that you're still and always will be miserable.

>sex isn't good unless you like the person
>getting a GF won't make you happy
>if you can't offer a woman anything...
>you're trying, but going about it the wrong way
>and so on and so forth

every answer is followed by a contradiction and every success is followed by cognitive dissonance.

start by realizing that you don't really obtain pussy.
all you have to do with women is be real with them.
don't like them? then don't fuck them. don't find them attractive? then don't lure them on. don't wanna marry them? then why are you getting them pregnant and so on and so forth.

>>35804816
Pure special effects.

Holy shit, the more comments I read the more depressed I get.
I'm a 21 KHV, though I have to admit I never even tried getting a girlfriend. I wouldn't even know how to flirt with a girl.

>>35804769

seems legit kek

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>tfw 22 KHV and actively avoiding women

I'm not asexual, but I feel like if I get a girlfriend it will be a burden.

My small dick is the thing that prevents me from even attempting anything with a woman

>>35804075
Because women choose right off the bat whether they think you are ATTRACTIVE or a LOSER