>Be 22 Years old
>7/10 Female with the Social Skills of the stereotypical r9k user only worse when in 1 on 1 conversations with non-friends
>Still a virgin because I never wanted to be with any guys, never went to any parties, still have not got drunk with friends
>as of now only 1 friend i talk to since high school ended
>Dropped out of college due to distaste of school and the realization that most degrees are worthless for what i wawnt
>Browse 4chan since 2006 and play games near Constantly when not at work so have lost social life
>Want something more from life
>Goes on a date with a Chad i used to know due to him being a solid 9/10
>On Date Realize i cant act normal is situations like this, and he has none of the same have interests
>He Flakes on the Date by saying he was going to the bathroom
>Pay Bill, and leave with the biggest scowl on
>Relize he was my ride so i have to walk
>on the walk home and realize was kind of spared from making a mistake thanks to lack of social skills.
>Returns to being a borderline neet
>23rd Birthday in 2 weeks
>Posts about on r9k due to not having anyone to talk about except for previously mentioned Beta Friend
>tfw almost 23, Virgin, 1 friend, and no direction in life
>>35801162
>beg for attention on the internet to satisfy vapid, worthless personality
Kys and do the world a favor, or just grow up.
>>35801162
Bla bla bla roastie
Bla bla bla girls aren't robots
Bla bla bla give me your contact info
Why are you telling us when on the behalf of your sex you deserve all this, and more?
>>35801162
if you live in nyc ill take you out on a date
>>35801162
I'll show you how to die, but only after you let me take your virginity.
reee roastie go away
>be 7/10
>be female
Time to leave normal person
>>35801162
Extract your decolletage from its corsetry or vacate the premises forthwith
>>35801162
So do you make online dating accounts, and if so what sites?
Everyone is saying "reeee, roastie, fuck off, women can't robots" while the truth is that she's still virgin at 23, despite most of the men here.
>>35801162
Come live with me and be my average socially awkward robot wife
Please actually?
>>35801397
she's a god damn roastie or a mentally deranged troll. I'm turning 23 on the 13th and have never been on a date. My social skills are 0/10 and I'm a highschool drop out. I tried and almost became a normie by getting /fit/, getting a job, getting a car, and an apartment. But I still could not maintain any kind of friendship or meaningful relationship with anyone.
she never has and never will work at anything in her life. she is able to go on dates with chads and get everything in life paid just for having a fucking vagina. she will likely settle down in the next few years with some beta provider because of muh hormones and have the rest of her life to do whatever she pleases.
FUCK OFF ROASTIES
FUCKING ROASTIE GET OUT GET OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35801470
don't get my wrong anon, i hate roasties as well. my only point was the everyone here is complaining for petty shit, but if is a woman she gets tons of the formentioned replies, probably from normie scum.
>>35801162
>has at least a friend
>has allegedly 7/10look
>and above else A FUCKING VAGINA
>can get dates
Get the fuck off the pity train until you lose all that
>>35801162
roastie you're 23 soon, your looks are gonna fade fast, few years and you'll be a wrinkly old shit
>>35801162
Why roasties keep coming here? Just gtfo and never come back
If you can't start making your life better go find some beta nice guy to do this for you. There is plenty of 5-7/10 nice guys in /soc/. They rip their asses just to impress you and make your life a better place.
How easy is that?
>>35801162
be my origami gf
wanna hear something real weird? the right side of my nuts smells completely different from the left side. the left side is way mustier. the fuck is up with that
Gas yoursel in your garage... nice and peaceful
Lot of selfish weaklings here. Sad.
>>35801162
do you have a kik anon? I will be your friend
>>35801162
If real, I feel for you I have the same situation
Invest in yourself and never date /anyone/. Get at least 3 involved hobbies and develop 2 skills. Learn another language and do something productive. Its work but its better to have something in your life to be proud of and to keep busy.
Never do vocaroo, never voice chat even if you play games with someone for years, never go for acceptance.
At just 23 you are probably not even a robot, you can get a date any day. But if you're fucked up in the head then you will never fit in or feel right and no one will truly accept you.
>>35801162
I have no friends I'm a khv a few mental illnesses a chronic disease and I'm male sorry I have it a little worse than you
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Friendly reminder that you shouldn't give girls attention, because that's what they want.
My reply should be the last one in this thread.
>>35801162
>Still a virgin because I never wanted to be with any guys
If you never wanted to be with any guys then why is being a virgin a bad thing? Its literally what you wanted.