Name ONE (1) reason for why you haven't killed yourself yet

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>>35800004
my oniichan

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Because Jack is Back, OP.

>>35800004
I'm pouring all of my life savings gradually into my oneitis' hobbies as gifts and also making sure she moves in with her boydriend and lives happily for a few months.

In other words I'm just alive to be certain that she's happy. That is all i care about.

wanna wait and see if the world does it for me first

Too much of a pussy to go through with it. :(

Suicide is for ungrateful fools. I'm a very grateful fool.

Because I'm not a pathetic little bitch, I'm a proud hikikomori and I will live happily enjoying every day of my life until it ends beyond my control. I am the master race, the true robot, all of you whiny bitches are just failed normies.

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I'm too scared of death and i'm trying to hang in there in the case that i might some day be happy.

>>35800016
I-i'll be your onii-chan.

>>35800004
mom

is it a meme? she would cry a lot

>>35800004
Because when I'm dead, that's it. I might as well see how this shitshow plays out while I'm at it. But if I get a chance to give my life for someone else, I'll do it in a heartbeat.

To not upset my mom/dad, mainly. A secondary reason that is pretty important is the possibility of moving in with a really good friend.

Short of these I really have no reason to not end my pathetic self. I can't connect to others anymore, I am virtually dead already, in 'spirit'.

because I haven't gotten a girlfriend yet

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>>35800173
pls be bait, pls

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I like my dog. Also my collection of Pepes hasn't grown large enough to satisfy me yet.

I don't really want to yet.
Also I want to watch the world unravel.

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Only dumb fucks want to kill themself.
All I have is anime, and 2D anime girls.
I hate real women. I hate people.
And I'm not even suicidal. Anime is a reason to live.

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>>35800549
Whatever helps you sleep at night, chap

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>>35800166
You tell them boi, tomorrow comes new episode.

>>35800580
Shouldn't it already be out?

>>35800004
My little brothers .we lost are mom plus we have different dads, one has never seen his and one has a father in jail. I am all they have in this shitty world i won't leave them.

one reason i guess, although i don't really live by reason

my mother called me tonight telling me she had a dream that i was a child running around the house smiling and laughing with all the other kids, just like a normal kid

she said she was hugging me and kissing me and suddenly she felt very sad and anxious like it was the last time she was gonna see me like she had a feeling i was going to die and she started crying and begging my dream child self not to go down the road i did, she told my dream self all about what my future looked like where i never left my room never did anything just laid in bed all day for the past 21 years on the internet turning into a shell of a human being with no life force or happiness

i was feeling a sense of empty comfort as she was describing it because i forgot my life and the fact she knows who i was as a child means somebody exists that knows me when i had semblance of life, also i felt strange because i have had the same dream myself, but i didn't tell her, and i didn't want to tell her things would ever change and she didn't even think they would, she was just describing the dream and what she wanted to say to my past self while fully knowing the impossibilities of it, it felt sort of surreal as if i'm just some ghost haunting her subconscious that died a long time ago

she told me she just had to tell me for some reason

i was shocked hearing that she felt love for me still because i don't really think people care about me, i have no human relationships so i imagined when i inevitably killed myself nobody would really care at all, they'd find my body eventually and it would be a john doe

hearing that she does care just kind of annoys me a bit, it comforts me momentarily to know that i still exist in someone elses brain but it annoys me that i now have to wait till shes dead to kill myself, and i'd probably kill myself anyway knowing the last person who knows i exist is gone

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>>35800004
As long as I'm living the neet live things aren't that terrible.
A general lack of enjoyment but no hardships either.
High lows and low highs, story of my life.

>>35800615
my autism wont let me read this

can i get a tldr

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>>35800580
>>35800609
I was right and after a quick search on the /co/ archive here's a link. No 1080p for some fucking reason but whatever they were talking about spoilers as if it was a super hype episode so I'm down.

https://mega.nz/#!r5hCHZ6a!_klMpXCZPwBge_X_paYm4HX_DPFbHAjnVrztAEuP-_A

>>35800615
Literally white people problems: The Post

>>35800004
Enjoy smoking weed and reading sci fi novels wayyyyy too much to off myself.

Besides we all die so it's kind of redundant to take your own life. Might as well enjoy it while you can.

I'm scared of hell

Catholic school fucked me up senpai

innate natural mammals instict to live. sad that theres no way to remove it

>>35800166
>>35800609
I'm about to watch it, i wish i could see and support the official release but adult swim doesn't exist in third world countries so this is all i got: https://kisscartoon.io/Cartoon/Samurai-Jack-Season-5/Episode-003-XCIV?id=74288

>>35800691
>Besides we all die so it's kind of redundant to take your own life. Might as well enjoy it while you can.
implying everyone can muster up the sufficient joy to not want to end it like you seem to be able to.

Also, it's not redundant to kill yourself if all that follows in life is meaningless suffering.

I love my parents and don't want them to suffer

>>35800759
If you can't muster up joy in life itself, you are a failure to the entire human race, specially on this age of technology and what not. Just get off your ass and find something challenging to do, it's not that difficult.

that's a bad idea 1321

Besides decaying teeth and khv tfw nogf my life doesn't even suck.

well, I've maxed my credit cards, once I get down to 50 dollars cash in a few days, I'm driving as far as my car will go and finding a campsite and putting my camping gear there, then driving into town and parking in a supermarket, then legging it out to the campsite and wandering into the wilderness, making sure to stay away from trails. I have about a week of food packed and I might do a little fishing. Once the food goes and I get hungry, I might wander into the mountains, lie in the snow, and enter into an eternal slumber while staring at the night sky. I have 0 other options at this point. I'm glad because I'm about 20k in debt, but it's all owned by me and the one family member I have left will not be burdened by creditors/collectors + my body will never be found so there will be no funeral. I realize my disappearance might weigh heavily on him the first few months, but eventually he will move on

>brother already died
>dad is still alive

He's annoying as fuck but I just can't do that to him.

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>>35800004
I don't really have one, I am contemplating it every day

I mean who cares anyways except the poor lads who have to clean it up