WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE WALK SO SLOWLY?

I bet you ran from class to class during high school.

>>35797804
You and I both know that you're in a hurry going nowhere.

>>35797804
Because they're being mean and making you wait as they walk at a snail's pace.

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>tfw walk so slow out of work that people who leave 10 minutes after me catch up

>>35797804
It's because normies are lost in their own little words and are blind to people around them. Unless you're a friend/family or have something to offer them then you literally don't even register as existing in their mind.

>>35797894
>You and I both know that you're in a hurry going nowhere.
Me too. I walk really fast because I feel it's a waste of time, I could be doing other things in that time. I wish we could teleport around the world, either through magic or booths.

>>35797804

i have no idea

there seems to be no correlation between any other characteristic and walking slow, with the exception of age. well even then it's just that most get slow, some are still brisk walkers.

>>35797804
HE DID THE WALK

>>35797804
Because they're fat fucking civilians who don't know how to move with a purpose.

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>people walk too slow

OP is this you?

>>35797852
I bet he did that, doing a naruto run the whole way

>>35798734
the bit about manual breathing is a bitch cause it makes me start manual breathing