/britfeel/

thanks for making a new thread, was a bit worried there

I'm not going to let people walk over me anymore

>>35798138
Okay mate, whatever you say.

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late night waifu posting
It's comfy desu

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/03/24/robots-will-take-third-british-jobs-2030-report-says/?WT.mc_id=tmgliveapp_androidshare_AnkTFw95DNBv

good news lads, looks like us robots are taking over the workforce

Are full blooded Canadians allowed to post ITT? I love the British way of life but unfortunately live in the Commonwealth...

>>35798429
I'd usually say no but I feel a bit sorry for the /canadafeels/ attempt

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>>35798476
>tfw I will never know the feels of being a proper U.K. citizen.

>tfw I will never have a qt3.14 English girlfriend with a sexy PROPER British accent.

On the plus side I can watch all the British T.V. shows over the internet.

>Just finished This Country, and am about to rewatch The Inbetweeners!

I am currently saving money to visit London, Manchester, Liverpool, Blackpool, and the countryside.

>>35798668
>PROPER British accent.

what would that be? theres a whole bucketload of accents

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>tfw will never live innawoods

>>35798780
I find myself partial to the accents of the south (London area mostly) but all variations of the English accent sound better than ANY North American accent to me.

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>>35797773
Mornin britfeel, pretty sad I lost an hour of my day but whatever.

On the bright side, I think I've finally found a way to make money at home. I've made 400bong in the last week from it, only thing I'm worried about is that if I start doing this regularly I'll have to declare it as a business and probably have all my money taken off me and still not earn enough to live alone;

>>35798668
Is this what it's like for Japanese people to see a weeaboo?
Love you anyway mate anyone in the commonwealth is a proper lad x

>>35798894
>Is this what it's like for Japanese people to see a weeaboo?

Ha yea I guess so lol!

>anyone in the commonwealth is a proper lad

Damn right, cheers from across the pond.

>>35798668
>The Inbetweeners
Great show lad, extremely relatable to us british lads.

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>>35798956
I learned so much British slang from that show it's not even funny. Well...actually yea it is!

>>35799002
My british HS experience was nothing like this
I'm glad desu

>>35799035
You had a better HS experience I will guess...

>>35799102
Aside from getting friendzoned, yeah

>>35799002
they somehow nailed even the smallest of things, like Jay wearing his tie short

why the fuck did people do that anyway

>>35799242
That and everyone tucking their shirt collar into their jumper. No idea why my school did that either but everyone just conformed to it or else you got laughed at

>>35799263
ah ya see my school was blazers, not jumpers

much nicer honestly

>>35799263
Must have been a local thing as that didn't happen here.
Also short ties was a girl thing here, you may as well have been wearing a skirt if you did that.

Sportsdirect.com
UK's numb... Man that shit is like imbedded in my psyche

>>35799226
Yea I know that feel, we have the friendzone here in Canada too :)

>>35799242
It was all in the details with that show, it was even quite relatable over here too.

>>35798226
I think I mean it this time

>>35799310
What are you going to change about yourself to accomplish that?

Been up all night lads, have a house viewing at 2

Do I get some kip in now?

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>>35797773
Cheeky bit of /Goodfellas/

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35798668
You definitely need to watch >>35799385 it's as British as you can get

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>>35799360
You're viewing or someone is viewing yours?
Also fog just rolled in really thick. Feels like silent hill check it out, you can barely see the houses right across the road

>>35799412
I'm viewing

ain't no fog down in portsmouth, lovely sunny day creeping in

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>>35799412
It's a bit foggy here, pretty comfy

>>35799409
That hasn't even started on the tele yet yea?

>>35799510
Looks cosy lad
>>35799443
Go to your viewing then it might be lovely.
Had a lovely sunny day yesterday here. Wish it was like that today as well, I had a great day

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>>35798257
Late night or early morning?

Hope everyone here so far has wished their mum a happy mother's day.

You're a fucking casual OP I've made the decision to starve myself and stay awake.

This should expedite the effects of sleep deprivation in desired areas (hallucinations, duh) while apparently prioritizing mental acuity (supposedly).

Only 37 hours in but the progression is definitely different, I expect to have a real hallucination this time wish me luck lads.

>Go to type mothers day into google
>motherless dot com first suggestion

My mum would be disappointed

>>35799573
Not yet, lad. It's going to be on channel 4 this summer. A perfect mix of Inbetweeners and Skins with an urban twist.

White women here are ridiculously hyped about this show

>>35799733
White women also get excited about watching horror movies but that doesn't mean they want to be in one bruvva.

>>35799823
haha you're delusional.

>>35799900
Nah mate you're the one who's off with the fairies.

>>35799724
>he doesn't do all of his fapping in incognito even though he knows nobody will ever be on his computer

>>35799962
I stopped doing that because theres nothing worse than feeling like fapping to a video you did it to weeks ago but can't re-find it, I've got months worth of porn archives in my internet history now for all moods

Went to bed Friday night at 9.
Woke Saturday at 10, went back to bed from 12 til 4. Back to bed at 9.30
just woke up now.

Can't stop sleeping lads.

>NEVER
>HAVE
>I
>EVER
Is there a more normie scum drinking game? This is half of the reason I don't go to parties. Impossible when you are a virgin.

>>35800105
I can relate to that feeling but I manage. A month or so back I fapped to a vid I fapped to in 2015, found it on the archive because I posted it here because I thought it was hot as fuck and I remembered some words I said. If you're curious I think searching "moan like this (or at all)" is the phrase to search on the archive, was a spankwire link may not be to your taste.

>>35800170
The worst drinking game for robots since it's a lose/lose getting outed as an inexperienced virgin and not getting to drink at all.

> not drinking alone

>drunk a bottle chardonnay last night
I don't even like the stuff but I needed to get pissed

made my first enemy last night lads

I didn't do anything wrong, but now I have to see this runt everyday

wat do

>>35800540
Put all your time and effort into becoming his nemesis

(also make a costume)

>>35800716
This is a high quality idea. Do the pineapple thing from the picture of the thread.

>>35800484
Drinking any wine makes me incredibly ill.

hungover and trying to work up the energy to have a shower and go shopping before the shops close at 4 lads.

>>35800843
>tfw on second day of a two day hangover

never used to get these, it ruins my life

>tfw clocks changing makes you wake up late and give you less time to have a lie-in before the shops shut

and to top it all off I'm in Swindon and its SHIT

>>35801172
Shops closing in T Minus 5 hours and 20 minutes lad. Better get a move on.

>>35801221
But mum I need at least 8 hours of lying in on a Sunday

>>35798257
cute commie waifu? my god

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>>35798257
>tfw granny is bonkers

did you lads remember to put your clocks forward?

>have to go for a meal with my mum later

i'm skinny as fuck, a pot noodle fills me up. how the fuck am i going to eat a three course meal

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>>35798257
About to go out with mummy and the family for a nice lunch. Can't wait to get back and sleep again... Mornings are worse than I remember.

BT broadband is such a scam

It's over 40 quid after the first 12 months, so you NEED to keep BT TV to make it worthwhile

just been watching city guys on youtube lads

>tfw you will never roll with the city guys

>>35801535
Well its better than my shitty plusnet.
I cant even play CS GO without scams!

>>35801635
The Manchester City guys?

Drugs are a good way to lose weight 2bh

Hey lads how is everyone?

>>35801680
OK

I'm going to bite the bullet and go to BT Broadband+TV for 39 quid a month

>>35801731
You can have Virgin for 30

Didn't die in my sleep again, lads.

oregano

>>35801817
I want BT Sport HD though

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>>35798257

A whole precious hour of weekend

Lost

For the cricket, yh?

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going to visit the mummy gf today

>>35801829
hoping i do when i go to sleep

>>35801817

Moni is gonna BE a virgin at 30

>>35801881
tfw no mummy gf(male)

>>35801935
I'd fuck her boipucci if she got desperate though

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>>35801935
Not after i'm done with her lad, at least I wish

>tfw you have a very niche fetish
>you sign up to a website for people with this fetish
>More females than males
>You arrange a meetup with a woman
>She only has shown body pics first
>Day before meeting she shows a face pic
>It's your celebrity oneitis

It's not impossible to win the lottery lads

>tfw you realise how prevalent ironic shitposting is

Poe's law lmao

>>35802046
At least say what the fetish is lad

>>35801817
virgin medias the best, heres my speed through a vpn plugged into the switch I use for servers

Retrieving speedtest.net configuration...
Retrieving speedtest.net server list...
Testing from So Internet (89.249.74.213)...
Selecting best server based on latency...
Hosted by Broadband 4 the Rural North (Manchester) [7.17 km]: 17.302 ms
Testing download speed........................................
Download: 167.81 Mbit/s
Testing upload speed..................................................
Upload: 11.18 Mbit/s

>>35802132
>posting your IP
shall be hacking you

>>35802132
>heres my speed through a vpn
judging by the fact you can't even read I doubt you'll be doing anything

>>35802212
this was meant for >>35802180

don't judge me I'm still waking up

set the smoke alarm off for the first time lads. fucking hell it's loud

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>>35798257
oh no it's mummys day.
best run to petrol station for some flowers. in an hour or 2when i've woke up properly

Hope you've all got a VPN with what May's pulling lads.

>>35802295
>There are still people that don't put all birthdays and special dates on moonpig so they email you a week before and you just send them something off there

>>35802307
what's she got planned now

Just had a wank to that Beyonce/shakira music video
from years ago

>>35802295
Hey it's Shame sorry if I spooked you last night

>>35802335
She's gonna put you on a watch list for being a serial shitposter

>>35802331
i've got her a card. just nothing else. was too busy celebrating remembering to get a card. forgot about getting a present

"It's wrong to call this Islamic terrorism, this is Islamist terrorism and a perversion of a great faith".

What did mummy may mean by this?

>>35802388
Well, it's the equivalent of Zionism. Not every Jew is a Zionist. But then, none of them bomb England either.

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>tfw just woke up
>had a dream of some twink sucking my cock in my parents bed
>felt real as fuck
>somebody walked into my room in my dream
>guy who was sucking my cock hid in a drawer
>bloke who walked into the room saw the twink but didn't say anything
>pretended to be asleep
>in my dream
>bloke "woke me up" and took me outside
>bloke thought the twink who was sucking my cock was a slave
>walk outside of my house to find out I'm a slave owner
>like leonardo dicaprio from Django
>walked around my plantation for a bit holding a black girls breast the entire way
>woke up with a raging stiffy

That was a fun dream.
what does it even mean I consider myself straight

>tfw your countries leader stands up in front of the press and praises Islam 24 hours after it killed 4 people.

I want to get off Mr Diversity's wild ride.

>>35802496
I wish my dreams were half as fun as those my lad, its pretty sexy to think about.

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>His clock didn't put itself forward

Fucking shit clocks in here.

>>35802572
timestamped picture of your watch then you cocky little shit

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>>35802572
Hated the time going forward today
>went to bed at 3am (2am)
>got woken up at 10 (9)
>person who woke me up didnt even know the clocks went forward

Literally why am I so mentally ill lads? It's fucking my life up

>>35802586
My watches are mechanical and don't put themselves forward

>>35802374
well i think it's more me should apologise lad. i was only going in to try uploading vids.
hope i didn't spoil your fun.
i'm gonna stop being admin in there. you can have a bit more privacy then.i can just create another room to fanny about in. did you clear the chat history cause ill have to go back in to settings

>>35802706
I dunno how. I normally just put a bunch of full stops until prior text goes off the end

>>35802656
any nice ones? I just got a seiko automatic, nice nato strap arriving today

>>35802376
do you reckon they have seperste lists for our deviant behaviours. or 1 big list with a load of names.

really feel like killing myself lads, have been working hard all week eating not much and managing my calories as well as doing exercise but ive not lost any weight this week

You know viewed through a modern lense Daria is a insufferable cunt and literally the moderm day SJW.

>>35802722
type /clear in the chat bit. it'll clear all chat history
https://github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/CyTube-3.0-User-Guide#chat-commands
it's quite good this guide lad. did i not send it you before?

>>35802831
Bookmarked it, thanks. I don't want you to feel as though you can't use the room, it's rare that I use it myself. Plus, you were welcome to stay last night. I ended up Skyping her btw, it got pretty weird. Thanks vodka

>>35798881
>I've made 400bong in the last week from it
Tell us your secret lad

>>35799962
>He doesn't save all his porn to a folder on his desktop just for the sheer thrill

happy mummy day lads

what did you get your mumsies?

>>35802864
ah well i might not bugger off from there then, just clear the chat if you're in lad.i was alright fucking off last night, gave me chance to play on muh decks.
hope the weird skyping was the good weird

Went home last night with a girl and I couldn't get it up for the first time ever. I think all the wanking is messing with me mentally.

>>35802985
Cleared. And yeah, I spose it was good weird. Haven't heard from her today though so I suppose that'll be the test. Might nip out for a fried butty to clear my head.

>>35802797
>tfw when one of your friends has been reading too much buzzfeed and keeps saying shit like "Cultural appropriation"

>>35803018
explain to him that he's using the term 'cultural appropriation' in a bastardised Germanic language with heavy Latin, french, dutch and Norse elements.

If he keeps it up continue to explain how the alphabet came from the Latin alphabet, who got it from the Greek alphabet who got it from Phoenician alphabet who get it from Egyptian hieroglyphs

>>35801535
>BT
I've been telling you this for about 10 threads lol.

Talk about high school earlier in the thread. How was inbetweenees relatable?

>they were not threatened with violence daily
>they were not chased home
>never had fights
>weren't threatened with weapons

Did you all go to pussy schools?

>>35803005
best way to clear the head lad. i'm planning on doing the same myself

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Just started couch to 5k

5 min walk
2 min jog
5 min walk

legs are bloody shattered and im a bit sweaty but its a start

>>35803181
We grew up in Britain, not the fucking Wild West

>>35803181
its not high school, its sixth form they are in. I left "school" when it stopped being compulsory aged 16 so I don't relate much to them, still enjoyed the inbetweeners though

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Post your robot rooms.
And rate each others.

>Alpha robot bedroom.

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>>35803196
Congrats lad, I'm proud of you! Slow and steady, you'll get there!

>>35803192
Sausage, bean and egg. Red and brown. It was top shit desu.

>>35803196
You're on your way m8 stick with it, I did the same. Prefer treadmills though myself

>>35803256
i do hope so, thanks

>>35803288
treadmills are too expensive and theres no room to put it anywhere or else I would

>>35803311
Go to the gym, council gyms are cheap. Congrats on your digits btw

>>35803220
So what you're saying is that you weren't spat on and called gay?

>>35803224
Did you go college or something after 16?

>>35802730
Nothing high grade.

My most expensive watch is a Seiko Alpinist which was 270

I've got a Seagull 1963 which is pretty interesting, it's the cheapest mechanical chronograph on the market and is a reissue of a chinese airforce watch from the 60s.

>>35803332
I don't know if there are any council ones, how do I even find that out? the nearest gym is 29.99 a month and if I did go i'd probably just do the lifting meme instead - scared of going too

>>35803345
went on some "special" kids course at college but quit cause it was a waste of time, been a NEET since I was 16

>cute trap off grindr keeps sending me pics but I'm not there to fugg him

Suffering

>>35803370
There has to be a swimming pool nearby. It has a gym

>>35803181
>not threatened with violence daily
But they were
>>35803196
Proud of you qt

>>35803385
well at least post the pics then lad

>>35803367
I remember you mentioning your watch before.
Better than just a (you) right.

>>35803370
A tip for gyms. Check their websites. A lot of them have corporate memberships for some businesses. Try telling them you work for one of the listed ones. They might not check.
When I worked for BT for a 40 a month gym membership for 28.99. Didn't even check my work id.

And you went on a special course? Are you full autobot?

>>35803437
Did you get a Seiko snk?

Popular first automatic.

>>35803000
i don't get why so many people have this problem. when i lost my virginity i was nervous but i was still rock hard.

>>35798668
don't wanna visit blackpool lad, it's an absolute shitter

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>>35803437
pretty much full autismo, I was bad even in that class, I couldn't socialize at all, now I don't speak to anyone outside but my parents, a lot of the time since 16 i've been shut in too

>>35803481
I got the SNZG15K1 as my first automatic
t. guy who's nato strap just arrived

my care coordinator told me to try art, how do I do it?

>>35803481
Not into watches. I have a friend who literally goes full autismo if somebody wears a watch on their left wrist. Tries to embarrass them in public. Litterally nobody gives a fuck. And he'll laugh about it for weeks afterwards. It out me me right off it.

I just remember you talking to another anon about it. Chinese airforce resissue stood out.

>>35803543
However you like lad anything can be art.

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>>35801451

I tried to make a picture of you're waifu enjoying an ice cream but her neck came out a bit long

>>35803564
In my mind it would make sense to wear a watch on your off hand so that your main is uninhibited but that being said, where them however you want

>>35803543
I've been thinking of making a robot theme film. Shot entirely on my smartphone.
Its interesting to think about. But I doubt I'll ever begin.

>talking to mum about shipman
>say he was only helping old people who were suffering
>she says he should have visited nan in her last years
banter stops

>>35803564
Wearing watches on your off hand is pretty normal 2bh. For righties that would be left.

If you wear on your main hand you have to take it off when shitting

>>35803599
Told my mum your story as a mother's day gift.

>>35803567
so I should just draw anything I feel like drawing? if I get good how do I rake in the big bucks?

>>35803614
your not off the hook for forgetting to get her some lindor

>>35803564

What? I though the left was normal? Although I might have forgotten, I haven't worn a watch since the battery on mine ran out a year ago

>>35803564
>>35803610
>>35803587
Tbqh guys I got it the wrong way. He laughed at people wearing it on their right wrist.
Still don't think it matters.

Some people even try and claim women wear it on one wrist and men the other. They're the worst ones

>>35803585
What a cumdump, i'm horny now

>>35803644
I'm left handed so I would be tempted to wear a watch on my right wrist

>>35803585
Thanks lad, I appreciate it. You're a good egg.

>>35803660
You should. There's no rules

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>>35803427
I just wanted an excuse to do so desu

>>35803615
Yeah. Do anything. I used to keep an artpad with shit in it. Sometimes would literally just write niggers lol.
>>35803639
Making her a coffee. That's enough innit?

>>35802954
Got her a card, no pressie. Went round to see her and came back with a load of random food.

>>35803708
>Sometimes would literally just write niggers
my care coordinator will be reviewing it so I'll have to mostly do rainbows and shit thanks for the help anon

>>35803615
My point was more it doesn't have to be drawing.

Might be worth going to a gallery lad.

> if I get good how do I rake in the big bucks?
I mean I don't think your care coordinator suggested you try it to make money but if you want to make money just do what Sakimi Chan does.

>>35803766
>My point was more it doesn't have to be drawing.
missed this point ngl, will check out a gallery sometime though

tfw no emotionally unstable trap gf to gaslight and dominate

>>35803681
why don't you want to fugg him? looks cute

>don't get paid until the 9th of next month
>no money
haha yes looks I'll be without power then

>>35803861
I really do, and he's vers too which is fucking perfect. Unfortunately neither of us drive and he's like 40 miles away

>>35803681
makes you think who did he/she/it get to take the picture

It's a beautiful day m9s. Why are you still in your room?

>>35804025
jews will capture me if i leave

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Still no gf yet, lads.

It's not going to happen. Maybe because I don't talk to people unless they talk to me first. Not that I even say much when they do.

>>35804025
coming down

>>35804025
I have crippling anxiety and extreme paranoia & delusions so I've decided to not go outside unless it's to maintain social relationships

>>35804025
I have no reason to go outside. None at all.

>>35804025
Going Chinese buffet for mothers day in a bit lad.
Gonna post on my phone anyway whilst out.
Why you indoors?

>>35804025
Sun makes me fucking tired and i'm trying to reset my sleep schedule by staying awake all day

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>>35804025
I'm in the living room watching Gaki no Tsukai batus games.

Been on a binge for the last day or two. No idea why.

31 YO loser back lads...

Good Indian friend made a banging curry last night, fed me loads of booze and I was still seeking fun at 11PM. Asked him if he wanted to go to town (Wigan), he didn't want to so I went myself. First time I've been to a night club in 10 years. Just as I remember desu, had some genuine interest from the wimmins, kissed one and danced with several. Not bad desu, drank other peoples abandoned drinks (not paying >4 quid for a drink) so was pretty drunk by 5 am for fuck all. One little fella with a broad Lancashire accent took offence to me having a go a lass and said he was going to bang me out. I was pretty intoxicated at that point so it didn't register what he said for a couple of minutes, but when I worked out what he said i found him, grabbed him and told him in no uncertain terms i would smash his teeth down his throat. Think i'm a bit intimidating when i'm pissed off and he didn't argue. Walked home and gave a few homeless lads about 6 quid in total, I hope they spend it wisely on some booze. Still a bit tipsy desu, living the life.

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Lovely day for a walk lads
Have a couple of shitty pictures I took when I went out with my pupper this morning

>>35804166
ZENI
OUTTO

>>35804157
Same lad, how long you been up for now?

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>>35804203
Go away you deciever, you're not the wizard we looked up to

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>>35804268
woke up at about 8pm or 9pm I think, that extra hour from daylight savings is helping a bunch, reason why I decided to do it

>>35804278
>Go away you deciever

How am I a deceiver?

>>35804295
>that extra hour from daylight savings is helping a bunch

We lost an hour lad.

>>35804295
I want to breeed with that

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>>35804248
Thai kickkuu
>>35804203
>4 quid for a drink
What clubs you going to lad? Most have 2.50 drinks. It's how they keep people coming.

>>35804344
exactly, which makes it easier staying up as its really only 1:40pm

worded it quite poorly

Why have the clocks been put foward? i dont see the point

>>35804362
>worded it quite poorly

Concluded that lad.

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>>35804359
>Thai kickkuu

Just tried smoking lads. Pretty confident I won't get addicted so bought a pack. Just curious as to why people do it. Can any smokers give me some tips? Its raining and there's a sombre mood if that helps. Do I need anything else? Regrets? Jazz music maybe? Oh and Ami suppose to inhale a lot or just kind of keep it in my mouth?

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>>35804295
Fairs, been up since 5pm myself, completely forgot about DST until I called the mother for the day of mothers earlier. Spending the time afk farming money on a gmod server, watching old webseries and catching up on uni work is doing a good job of keeping me perky.

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Anyone tried praying to MOLOCH yet? Its done wonders for making me normal and successful again.

>>35804382
>Pretty confident I won't get addicted so bought a pack.

literally everyone says the same thing. fair enough if you have only smoked one but dont be having an entire pack if you care at all about your money or wealth.

people smoke for a variety of reasons. some people smoke for the social aspect, some people do it because it takes their mind off things when they smoke., some people do it for the image. i would say most people do it for the image or social aspect. my friend used to get into girls easily because he would ask them if they wanted a ciggy and then would chat them up while smoking with them.

My dick wants me to buy that Nier Automata game lads but I don't know anything about it

What is the gameplay like? Can I spend a lot of time looking at the main character's butt?

>>35804203
>drank other peoples abandoned drinks
Bit grim behaviour for anyone over 19 mate

>>35804382
Smoking can be very relaxing - a good stress reliever. People do it for that reason and out of habit, You're supposed to inhale the smoke into your lungs.

>Pretty confident I won't get addicted

You're already addicted lad. Fortunately I was able to quit at 30 on the 14th of May last year, not touched one since. Fucking hate the smell of fags now.

>>35804448
Just having the one lad. Its been shit so far. Tastes like eating burnt cornflakes

>>35804475
>You're already addicted lad
Have a fag a few times a year 4 or 6?, never really felt the need to smoke otherwise. Maybe it's because I've usually had a few drinks by then.

Why would you want to chat up dirty smoking whores

>>35804477
i once tried tobacco mouth spray, it was easily the most disgusting thing i have ever tasted.

>>35804475
isnt it only a good stress reliever because your body is craving it? this is what my dad says anyway

>>35804477
why do it then?
>>35804516
what's the spray used for. is it meant to put people off

>tfw dad used to beat me, shout at me and threaten to throw me out a lot as a kid and in my early teens
>tfw in my late teens he called me a useless failure, always told me everything I did was wrong, told me I would never achieve anything, forced me to do as he wanted else he'd have a fit and threaten to kick me out
>basically made me a nervous, anxious wreck of a human being with no hopes or skills
>tfw now I'm 20 and moving out soon
>tfw in a few years he'll expect me to support him and help him and visit him and be nice to him and have grandkids
>tfw he doesn't realise he is going to be punished for ruining my life
>tfw never going to visit or talk to that fucker again, never mind help him when he's old and frial, and if I ever have kids he's never going to see them

why do abusive parents do what they do?
can't they see they will always lose in the end?

>>35804553
i think it helps people who are quitting to stop craving it. my teacher had the spray in college and i asked for a go.

>>35804577
>why do abusive parents do what they do?
Have a kid and find out for yourself

>>35804577
>old and frial
>frial
you really are useless fuck up

>>35804359
Went to 'Ibiza bar' in Wigan - 2 GBP entry, 4.20GBP for a double vodka and RB.

>>35804473
I know lad, however I'm a spendthrift. When you're already pished ye don't care.

>>35804509
Once you've tried smoking it's a slippery slope, it becomes a pacifier and a habit for some.. Not saying everybody becomes a full-blown smoker but many do.

>>35804553
Pure curiosity. Had the one then binned the pack. Massive waste of money but had to know. Don't feel addicted so far.

>>35804639
you'll be ok lad, 1 won't do anything.
what's next on the list of things to try

>>35804577
>why do abusive parents do what they do?

they are stupid and dont know any better. probably his dad was the same way. sometimes parents need to be strict but some dont know how to balance it with kindness.

a really soft parent can have bad effects too. my mum has been way too soft with me, and in some regards it has made me into a manchild.

im speaking out of ignorance though. i imagine bringing up a kid would be incredibly hard.

Drank some shit lemonade, did an odourless braap and I'm off to Tesco whilst half-cut lads. Si thee in a bit.

>>35804673
Not sure lad, got any suggestions?
I've never had marzipan, that could be a good one. Or meth

>>35804724

>marzipan or meth

That's quite a choice to make

>>35804724
i used to be friends with an older women who suddenly started trying drugs in her 40s because she wanted to know what it was like.

>>35804724
i reckon start on the soft stuff and go with meth,
i want to try pcp myself.
other than that i dunno. i struggle thinking of things for me to do let alone somebody else

>tfw keep looking for a copy of pokemon platinum in various charity shops, second hand shops and car boots etc.
i could go on ebay but it's more about the hunt of actually finding it tbqh

>>35804770
>i want to try pcp myself.

Is that not the one that makes you go legitimately crazy and do things like carve pentagrams into your face with a knife?

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>tfw playing games with my american ''''''friends''''''
>one of them invites a girl to play
>they're all fumbling over each other trying to impress her
>i start speaking
>'oh my god whos the british guy in here?! i loooove british accents'
>she then spends the next 2 hours asking me to say certain things and pming me
>all of the yanks start trying to discredit me by saying anti british stuff
>the yanky bird sticks up for me instead of them
>mfw

shes sent me nudes and cammed with me since

>>35804801
One of the perks of being British lad.

>>35804780
they will probably have a copy in game or cex.

>>35804850
overpriced, and as i say it's more about the hunt, it's a hobby really

>>35804801
>>35804835
>tfw when you have a scouse accent and most yank girls think you are irish

>>35804801
oh wow what a surprise, a fucking norman

>>35804864
fair enough then lad. good luck on your quest.

i do know this feel though. its why i prefer buying stuff in the shops than online

>>35804868
scots and irish are the same people though

>>35804797
suppose it would depend on dosage. if on low doses it won't be too bad. will never know till i try it though

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Changing mobile networks lads. Inevitably someone will say plusnet is shit but it's only 8.50GBP. Worst comes to worst I can always go back to giffgaff (who I am currently with).

>>35804889
>scots and irish are the same people though

do you think i mean a Scottish accent by scouse accent?

went big for mummy day today lads

700 quid on gifts and 200 quid meal reservation for tonight

what have you done to show your mummy your appreciation?

>>35804965
Are you a scotch man?

>>35804965
i misread it as scots. please be patient i have autism

>>35804974
genuinely absolutely nothing, not even a card

>>35804801
>play games with american friends
>despite knowing them for years they still have trouble understanding me due to my scottish accent
>girls don't care about me
Lucky you.

>>35804974
sounds like bullshit to me lad, list all the gifts

>>35804780
I sold one on ebay a few weeks back for 13 quid.

>>35804974
sent her a card i bought from co op and called her this morning

>>35804974
A GDP3 bunch of flowers and a Melon. She loves Melons.

I think the soles of my feet are quite cute for a bloke

>>35804977
no, im from liverpool.

>>35804978
np. i sometimes misread stuff too, im dyslexic.

>>35804974
card and a hug

Chinese buffet is packed out lads.

New pigmhall just dropped lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA8Q19hGgD8

>>35804974
Nothing

lied to her saying I ordered some flowers online but I'm going to say something's come up

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about to tuck into a Custard Tart

>>35805121
Not sure what I'm watching but I can't stop

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>>35798257
>Supposed to be saving money for the summer
>Keep blowing away 20bong per day on eating out

doesn't help we got two new fast food places 5mins walk from me

>>35805226
How are you spending 20 quid a day, especially on fast food?

>>35805226
I'm exactly the same mate, there is a shop really close to my house and I'm always in there blowing my cash

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>>35803196
>can run 5k ez in just over half an hour
>gone from chubbyfat to skinnyfat
bugger 30 bongs a mo for a gym membership though tbqh

>>35805226
Don't even know what I'd bother to save money for.

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>>35805271
>Eat 8bong breakfast in some hipster cafe
>Maybe buy a bottle of water some fruit/nutrigrain before lunch
>either spend 5bong on lunch at college or if I get an hour break I eat at some mexican/weeb/burger place and it ends up costing 10bong


the problem is you dine like a king with all that great food, so the temptation the next day is to do the exact same rather than make some boring sandwiches.

>>35804974
My mummy's dead.

>>35805402
also I should add I'm underweight

So when I'm at home playing videogames and lurking imageboards for extended periods I don't eat as often as I should do, so I turn to fast food a lot after study because I crave it.

>>35805391
i used to do cardio as part of my boxing work out. need to get get back into cardio but i dont know if there is a point.

>>35805391
>run
>under 6.5mph

I don't think so m8

>>35805452
Boi that ain't an excuse, I'm underweight too and barely leave my room so I do the exact same thing, but even so I don't waste 8 quid on my fucking breakfast, not to mention the rest of your meals.

>>35805486
It's not the 100m sprint you bellend.

>>35804716
Just got back from Tesco lads. Bought 3 half litre cold Jap beers - 3 for 5GBP; not too bad. Ended up with two heavy bags to carry including a box of chicken tendies to eat when I watch top gear later - proper meme'ing it up lads. Feel I earned it though because I had to walk instead of drive due to me being still tipsy from last night.

>>35805486
You don't see people sprinting when they run a marathon do you?

>Meant to be on a diet
>Already had a fry up to sort my hangover
It's not looking good for today lads

Any of you lads know how to make some sweet gbp.
got rent dew in a few weeks and im broke no fukin jobs anywhere not even the shitty mcdonalds will take me

>>35805510
I know lad it's overpriced

but the food is just too good, so I waste my money.

Although I'm sure if I was working a shitty retail job again would be straight back to being a frugal money hoarder

I need to go get money out but i always have panick attacks when theres crowds of chavs and with it being a sunny day there will be

>>35805586
Ask that lad who earned 400 bong last week from his home

>>35805586
Bet on England to lose
Cant remember who they're playig but they're 25/1 underdog

>>35805562
hope the journey wasn't too arduous lad
sounds like you got a good haul from tescos

>>35805637
be brave lad.maybe treat yourself to something after

>>35803118
I bit the bullet and signed up with BT

It's just one of those things us employed people do, get pricy TV deals

>>35805562
>
Sounds like a good affternoon planned lad

>>35805659
I want to know what he did, was he selling his boipucci or something?

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>>35805583
>hangover
that's another thousand or so calories on booze too lad.

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>>35805637
>go to shop to get milk
>pack of chavs are hanging outside the shop glaring at me

>>35805562
i have never tasted japanese beer, i didnt even know they sold it in tesco. what Japanese beer do you recommend?

>>35805562
>when I watch top gear later

New Top Gear? Why?

Is it better now that Chris Evans is gone?

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

How are you feel feeling on this lazy sunday?
What have you been up to?
Have you done anything nice for Mothers day?

Hope you've all had a great day today doing whatever it is you chose and are feeling just as great!

>>35804974
Went for the classic gift set of smellies and some nice chocolates.

>>35805725
They also make noises at me
Like they'll moan and if I look up they say what the fuck are you looking at

>>35805706
Might go, I'll let you know

>>35805734
I'm partial to kirin and the cheaper stuff

not sure what that lad brought though

>>35805734
Yebisu and Kirin are nicer than Asahi
Hitachino Nest if you're a posh cunt

>>35805755
>Like they'll moan and if I look up they say what the fuck are you looking at

they need a good smack. the problem is that half of them are underage so you are bound to go to jail if you spark them.

>>35805719
It was vodka so yeah, about that in a 70cl bottle, of which I drank 60cl. That's not factoring in the two Rockstars I had for mixers either.

>>35805681
>hope the journey wasn't too arduous lad
>sounds like you got a good haul from tescos

The journey was very arduous lad but I'm a firm believer in earning your tendies, indeed the haul was splendid.

>>35805709
Yes lad, about as good as it gets; the tendies look delightful.

>>35805734
The beer I purchased is called 'Asahi', apparently Japans #1 selling beer! I have to say it's very nice, very crisp and refreshing.

>>35805748
Is it better now that Chris Evans is gone?

Much better. In fact I thought last weeks episode was on a par, if not better than Clarkson to be honest.

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Just sitting down with a cup of earl grey, with a touch of maple syrup to sweeten. Comfy AF lads.

What about you?

Went on a date last night for the first time in three years lads.

I think /GF2017/ might be a go.

>>35805779
I prefer Asahi to Kirin Ichibann.

Had jap gf. She said that people in Japan like 95% of the time only drink of these two.

>>35805889
Nearly time for you to leave eh lad.

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>>35805861
Asahi goes extremely well with Doritos. Glad my husbando recommended it to me. I would especially endorse the blue flavour. They complement one another wonderfully.

>>35804974
I can go better than that. 1200 necklace and a reservation tonight at Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester, will be around 250-300 each depending on the wine.

Then a limo will pick us up and take us to the 500 quid a night Mandarin Oriental for the night.

>>35805891
>Had jap gf

Wouldn't mind a Jap gf myself actually desu. How did you get one and what was she like? Why do you not date her anymore?

>>35805783
9/10 of them could take me anyway

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>>35798257
>commie waifu
Looks like we need the lads from Rhodesia

>>35805938
Met her at university during a summer break. My friend vaguely knew hers. Was drunk and said MOSHI MOSHI Kawaii Japanese girl.
Was with her for that year at uni. Long distance whilst she was in Japan for another year. She visited once during that year. Then she came back for masters in uk and saw her then.
I ended up cheating on her during LDR. She found out early when she come back for masters. Very messy. She was in London. I was elsewhere. Both kept seeing each other. And fucking others. Extremely messy and lots of lies.
She went back after masters. We still talk.

Had two other east Asian (Taiwan) gfs. Met them on tinder in London. They are both really nice. Currently with third one. She is lovely. But goes back to in april.

Tinder is a good shout desu.

>inb4chad or norman

>>35805891
She's right, the selection over there isn't huge and craft beer was only really possible very recently. (used to have weird rules meaning only companies that could brew X litres a week were allowed)

I mean they're all pretty good if you're into light tasting refreshing beers.

Any of you lads seen the new money supermarket advert with Skeletor? Bloody quality.

Anyone like fighting lads? Must say I've got a bit of a penchant for a fight especially after a bit of el vino. Pretty good at banging lads out if they get in my face desu. Wonder if it's worth doing 3 months of boxing? Know I'll get banged out but I think I can bang some lads out too.

>>35805875
just finished off a fab lolly, having a strawberry split now then gonna play some vidya

>>35806054
should lift or something. most chavs are really skinny and weak. they are only ever a threat because some of them have blades on them

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Big watch fan 2bh

>>35806086
Proper regret not fucking the asian girls at uni, there were fucking loads of them as well. Never too late anyway.

>>35806148
2 lollys in a row? You're off the fucking chain

4chan is so fucking boring now. Everyone has accepted a tiny little view of boards so i can click on any board and see the same 3-4 topics dominate the catalog.

Plus ironic shitposting has completely ruined any and all discussion. Honestly cannot remember the last time i read anything remotely interesting on 4chan.

>>35806157
Not too keen on that lad. To be fair ye canny go wrong with a Seiko SKX007. They're both cheap and rather easy to make then look like very expensive Rolex models.

>>35806166
You wouldn't be content no matter what you did.
Slept with 3 Asians at uni. Slept with 2 after.
Still want more. Its never enough.

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>>35806157

This one is at least 40 years old.

>>35806196
is it bad i'm having a 3rd. there was 1 left in the freezer, i felt bad leaving him alone now all his friends have gone

>>35806233
this is why i only ever come on brit feel. most people on 4chan repeat themselves. most of 4chan is shitty, and people generally ignore the interesting threads.

>>35806166
I lost my virginity to asian twins in a nightclub toilet

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>>35806239
Alpinist is an acquired taste I agree.

Already have a shitter that looks like a fake rolex so I don't need an SKX007

>>35806301
What the fuck. Tell the tale lol.

>>35806269
I literally only come for /britfeel/.

Running DBAN again on my 2TB hard drive following the 3 pass basic wipe. I've chosen the DoD 5220.22 (US department of defence) with 7 passes taking circa 40 hours. My HDD's gonna be clean as a whistle when the filthy Gestapo breaks down the door. Fuck the police desu, glad that copper got the neck stab the other day.

>>35806427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>>35806157
i would be a big watch fan if i had the money, but i cant justify spending over 200 on a watch, and i have thin wrists so big chunky watches are a no go

>>35806427
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST

GCHQ TRYING TO BAIT YOU

NEVER ADMIT TO A DBAN
GIVES POLICE PROBABLE CAUSE

Something else for you faggots to get mad at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xJxFJIIQPo

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anyone else dyslexic and in university? my grades are not too bad, although i know for a fact that my english skill undermines my work.

i feel like you're basically fucked if you're dyslexic. for first year i studied a lot, and my understanding of my modules were great, but i still got quite a bad grade over all because of my dyslexia. The way i express my learning does not fit with the criteria of schooling. pretty much stopped caring about my grade in second year because i know trying is futile. still getting ok marks.

uni also feels pointless because i know for a fact that i am never going to become an academic writer.

>>35806466
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
Kek

>>35806529
I was similar when I first started, I still can't see how guys spend over 1,000 on a watch. And some of these guys aren't rich either.

Took me a lot to work up to buying a watch that cost 270.

But you're buying something you're going to have until you die. So when you look at it that way it's a good deal.

I'm attracted to my best friend's gay brother, what do I do?

>>35806563
Where do they find them, this is like that shoes woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K8B8jrtUA

>1 hour lost
>1 hour closer to work

Reeeee

>>35806676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Y1q9RqBfc

THE SHOES

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>>35806682
>1 hour closer to the sweet relief of death

>>35806641
>>35806641
Does you best friend know you're gay?

>>35806682
i fucking hate it lad. it has fucked up my sleeping pattern

why do we even do it anymore

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>>35806068
>You will never slot some floppies with your ladm8's

>>35806565
My friend got a free laptop and extra time in exams for it.

>tfw got a whole tesco deli pie (like almost 2 kilograms) for only 2.50 cause it was 80% off before sunday closure

I just bought it straight out of instinct, dunno if I can even finish it within the week, I don't want to just eat that shit cause I have tons of pastas I want to eat too.

>turn on the england game
>several of the players are black

this isn't what mosely wanted lads

>>35806794
Better get some gravy and baked beans on the scene lad

>>35806816
>fill up England with supposedly more athletic black players
>still cant beat anyone

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>>35806775
The gangeni belongs to Rhodesia, not the terr that cross the border.

>>35806776
yeah i do too. the extra time helps a bit but its the way my brain works that is the issue. the way i learn is different too. its like expecting an autistic person to read social cues.

had a nightmare lads, bidded on a rolex online auction (sold as seen) but i hadn't been to check it out

it was at 800 quid with 30 mins remaining so i chucked a bid on and won it, was buzzing because its 2nd hand value is about 1300-2000, went to pick it up and its absolutely fucked

straps fucked, face is fucked, scratched to fuck

RIP last months bennies

>>35806834

I intend to eat lots of roasted gamon over the next few days with white sauce tagliatelles or sweet chilli chinese pastas as my side dishes.

Can also use the pie as a side dish or a snack I suppose.

shame it's a meat and veggie pie, and not those amazing new york ones with the pickles, bacon and pork in it. still tasty as hell after microwaving tho.

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>>35806839
>fill up squad with pacy black players good at running in behind teams
>play team that sits deep with 6 defenders and 4 players directly infront of them
>cross the ball in to 5'2 striker
>wonder why we can't score

>>35806720
Yeah he does, I think it would be a bit weird though.

>>35806885
>be on bennies
>spend hundreds on a fucking watch
why do such a thing?