I just popped some bagel bites in the microwave

>>35797408
bake them in the oven you pathetic fuck

>bagel bites

yuck

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>>35797460
my parents are gone for the weekend and I'm not supposed to use the oven when they're gone

>>35797408
put some jolly ranchers in make it sweeter

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>>35797507
You done fucked up boy. If I find out you used the oven than ate my fucking bagel bites. Imma gonna kill yah.

>mfw I work 65 hours a week just to get by and every minute of that is spent in abject humiliation at my physical appearance being in public

I will never know comfiness again.

>>35797507
That's a good son right there

i like to put garlic powder on my bagel bites

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>>35797507
ei mak u sum tndeez n bren dem tu yr hoaz

>>35797562
This too.

pizza rolls are superior to bagel bites

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>>35797551
Too real for this thread, man. Too real.

>>35797551

I'm sorry man. I don;t know what an internet fistbump will do for you but have one.

I've worked 75s for a while so hopefully you can go down to working 40s in due time.