I want to fall for the religion meme. Which one should I fall

Religion is for queers.

taoism

but you'll find it's basically anti-religion, thus not the crutch you're after

Atheism is pretty good.

>>35795950
Why do you want to "fall for religion"? The answer to that will determine where to start.

>>35795950
>Preferably one that isn't built around "this life is a test"
Any non-meme religion will tell you that life is a test for the day of judgement

Maybe become a new age cuck or something

>>35795950
If you live in Europe then Islam is a pretty good long term bet.

>>35795950
Baptist Christianity. Anything else is heresy.

>>35796181
>Protestantism
>Anything but heresy

>>35795950
Christianity anon
The unadturated form is restoration movement/non denominational church(this is backed up by research, these churches work as closely to, and each the doctrine as clocks to how the Bible says they should, and how th church should work taught by Paul in the book of acts)

>>35796275
>Being paptist filth

Buddhism. It teaches to look at oneself and not fuck with other people's lives too much.

Islam obviously. It's the original religion.

>>35795950
Just make up your own.
Maybe you'll be hailed as prophet in the future.

>>35796077

All religions are meme religions, anon.

>>35797854

That would still be a meme religion because OP would with certainty adopt aspects from other religions he was exposed to during his life. He might even be doing it subconsciously, but he'd still be doing it.

>>35797902
please refer to this post.
>>35797879
Religion is a meme to begin with.
Atleast he could have some fun by beeing creative.

Hinduism. You can study it for fucking years and can't make heads or tails of that gobily goo.

It has some nice memes about finding contentment within yourself, and will always leave you with more to learn.

taoism is the only correct religion. if you are stupid then buddhism is ok, but at that point you might as well huff paint and go full christian or something

>>35795950
read the four agreements by don miguel ruiz

>>35795950
read the four agreements and fall for the religion meme of enjoying life

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>>35795950
I used to not believe. I wondered why we raced around our daily lives, hoping for some imaginary higher being to save us from the mundane known as "life". But eventually I read the words of Jesus Christ our lord.

He didn't just talk of giving ourselves up to something outside of our control. Of blaming our human condition on some imaginary "god". He told us that before we could start to better ourselves, we would first have to forgive ourselves. And even if we couldn't, then his death on that cross would serve as the atonement for our mistakes. That we should aspire to be strong enough to follow his example and forgive our own sins.

That is the true message behind Christianity.