>tfw no smell of napalm in the morning why even live lads?

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>mfw charlie don't surf

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i just wanted to learn how to fucking cook man

>>35795892
It's pretty disheartening desu. I wanted to give my all to my country, but I just keep being told "just wait for now".

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>the horror

the previously mentioned horror

How long do you guys think you'd last in frontline combat in nam'? I give myself 10 minutes if I'm lucky.

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>gentle spring breeze makes the thin white curtains dance, brushing my face like angel feathers as the softly incandescent sunlight warms my skin as the fresh smell of the seaside and balcony flowers wake me up at 10am in my peaceful planet where war doesnt exist because we are not retarded savage primates

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>>35795892
>tfw you are reality

>>35796262
I'd probably have a collapse even before getting into the frontline desu

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>>35796262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

Even a second and death in a blaze of glory would give me eternal pleasure.

>>35796262
I think I would actually get one vietkong dude before I died

statistically speaking it's possible

Anyone else always want to join the military and just so you could kill people and be a badass, but are to pussy to do it? I always feel like I glorify war to myself but if I ever got onto a battlefield id freeze up and get killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSHnam0ezs

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>>35796714
My dream (since like 4 years old) is to join the military but I'll never be able to. Am physically disabled in such a way which makes me unable to fulfill the physical demands.

This fucking crushes me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-4VGfx5lU

We 60's music thread now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0pUYCxbw3Q

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>>35797112
Damn that sucks anon. I would have joined but im a pussy, and my dream was to be able to squat 600lbs not join the military which would surely murder my gains.

That I would want to have a combat role, but dont want to die even though my existence is parasitic and generally useless.

You could always enlist to help fight in the meme wars.
>tfw im to lazy to even do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZrTJG9DS8

>>35797601
This song makes we want to make me gun down gooks with an M60 while defending my post from the Tet Offensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXLqMB6vBic

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Anyone getting (false) flashbacks?
Feels of false memories are tearing my eyes up.

He did his duty.
He paid the supreme price.
I pray you'll remember, his sacrifice.
His life was short.
He did his best.
God grant him peace in his eternal rest.

Please forgive me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFSC4pgN3Mw

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>>35798242
And when I go to heaven, to Saint Peter I will tell, one more soldier reporting sir, I have served my time in hell.

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*Ride of the Valkyries heard in distance*

>>35798407
>you like Wagner?
>no I like bugs bunny

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>TFW signed up to give my all for my country
>Told by drill-sergeants I'm not a real soldier and can never hope to be
>Told by platoon-sergeants I'm not a real soldier and can never hope to be
>In an over-strength unit, never able to prove myself, having to look in the mirror every day with the disgust that I don't deserve to wear this uniform.