I need help asap I'm talking to a grill online and the convo

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>>35795423
"do you pee in the shower?"
thats my last resort always

Bring some random shit up.
>whatd you think of the 2016 murican election?
>the best food is "X". she replies with what she thinks the best food is
>where do you want to go in life?
>etc

>>35795423
If it's not going anywhere then you don't have anything in common and should just drop it.

>>35795496
I just don't know how to speak

>>35795563
You obviously know words. Why are you talking to her to begin with?

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bruh
if she doesnt talk and you dont have a top theres nothing you should tryhard for

to make you feel better i can tell you she might aswell talk with someone else now

>>35795470
>whatd you think of the 2016 murican election?
This is a terrible topic regardless of whether you like Trump or not

ask her if she is a dog person or a cat person

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>>35795470
>asking women about political opinions

Truly the worst advice I have ever heard

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Just fucking get her to talk about some work gossip or some shit
women love to blather on about their inane social bullshit
just say some shit where "man my coworker wont take my xx shift, fuck my coworkers"
she will jump at that shit

Tell her to block you.

what is she interested in? ask her about her hobbies or some bullshit.

>>35795423
Tell her you survived abortion!
Tell her you are a memetic poet.
Tell her about your fetishes
Tell her about your favorite book, anime, artist, or fucking anything you're passionate.
Tell her about the uncle that raped you when you were 12.

>>35795423
Send her dick pics ASAP and then start talking about how you wanna raw dog her while she fingers your asshole.