anyone else here unable to get off unless catfishing people?

File: 1484301904408.jpg (106KB, 1280x1319px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 1280x1319px

>>35792895
that looks like it would feel amazing op.

>>35792895
Anon this is a shot in the dark but do you catfish people on Omegle?

I once did some 2 hour long weird roleplay with someone on Omegle claiming to be 14/f, and when I spazzed out and asked for nudes they sent me a 4chan jpg link of some naked girl in a bath tub.

If not, disregard this post and enjoy the autism.

Someone post that long screencap of Catfishman

>>35792895
I sort of do that. I like to enter gay threads and pretend to be a qt trap but I'm just a fat dude.

>>35793192
Wasn't catfishman slated to return to us soon?

>>35792895
>>35793224
I dont get this at all.
definitely originally dont

>>35793226
He's probably among us now, catfishing us all incognito as some /soc/-tier whore

>>35793245
What do you mean you don't get it? I do not have the willpower to make any change in my pathetic life. But I still want to be a girl so I pretend to be one online.

>>35792895
I get nudes from girls and then pretend to be them online sending nudes to guys

No clue why but it makes my sexuality go way up then completely gone

>>35793286
lol ya thats what i dont get. I dont get wanting to be a girl and I dont get lying on the internet.

>>35793346
I think you're lying on the internet right now by saying you don't get lying on the internet. I think you understand lying on the internet very well.

>>35793359
Dude I definitely dont. Nowhere near that level at the very least. You may not believe me but some of us dont come here to just lie. Ask me a question and I wont lie

I am currently catfishing 4 dudes at once, its so thrilling to have all the attention I can ever want. I also get money out of this but I dont need it. What the fuck am I even doing

File: 1485399161915.jpg (65KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1280x720px

>>35792895
Does anyone know if this feels as good as it looks

>>35792895
Moar like this webm you fuck

WHY WAS I CIRCUMCISED FUUUUUCKING FUCK

LITERALLY SECONDS INTO THIS WORLD AND THE FIRST EXPERIENCE I'M GIVEN IS SEXUAL RITUAL TORTURE AND DISFIGUREMENT

I FUCKING HATE IT WHY THE FUCK

"LOL UR DAD WAS CIRCUMCISED SO WE'D BETTER CIRCUMSCISE YOU"

WHY THE FUCK FHSEUIGFUIF FIUCLCL FUCK FUCK FUCK

I HATE

>>35793480
It feels really good


Blghyhghghh

>>35793531
Same desu
I'm so fucking angry about it.

>>35793480
Only if you go days without cumming