Ask a psychologist anything

>>35792030
why is it so fucking easy to rob the schools dweebs?

Did you know psychology is nonsense?

>>35792030
>ask a freshman psychology student anything
ftfy

philosophy > psychology

What's your stance on using psychedelics in therapy? Have you tried any?

What number am I thinking of?
Protip, it isn't 3.

>>35792030
How do I get over my bitterness?

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What kinda meds do you give for depression and can you overdose on them?

>>35792030
my jaw just fell off and black shit is pouring out of my throat hole

is it narcissism

>>35792030
How does it feel to give meaningless advice to people in a field with hardly any scientific foundation and get paid for it? You certainly aren't helping anyone, so I wouldn't consider what you do to be the least bit productive. In other words, how do you sleep at night knowing you're utterly worthless?

>>35792030
why didnt you become a psychiatrist?
was the actual science too hard for you?

How does it feel getting paid to lie and guess to people who desperately need help and take your non-advice seriously because they need something to believe in?

>>35792030
how do I make the voices stop anon

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>>35792312
Having fun samefagging? Samefagging?

>>35792312
>>35792304
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>>35792176

Psychology is based on statistical data and research... Obviously theres people outside the mean of these studies to whom certain theories dont apply but a smart psychologist notices this and uses other theorems to treat those.

>>35792385
*Samefaggot
Sheikh Al dickhorigi- Nal- Conteent

>>35792385
>15 posters
>14 replies
>hurr durr samefagging!!1!!1!

I see you only recently started browsing. What do you like most about /r9k/, newfriend?

Fellow psychologist here.

It is sad to see people who honestly believe that all psychology = Clinical. People who practice willful ignorance should be killed.

>>35792434
>People who practice willful ignorance should be killed.

behold: a psychologist

>>35792414
Samefagging is intense in this thread

>>35792312
Do you think this guy has fun samefagging?

>>35792414
Why do you think this guy stands up for a samefagging faggot. Do you think he himself is the samefaggot?

Are you actually going to answer any of them,?

>>35792276
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>>35792493
literaIIy all me :^)
can't wait to samefag some more in this wonderful thread :^)

These people are retarded herd thinkers, no reason to take them seriously. They propagate air floating memes like bees do polem.

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CHHOOOCHOOOO SAMEFAGGOT COMIN THRUUUUUU DROPPIN THIS SEKSSAYY DERAILMENT ON YOUUUU

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>>35792385
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>>35792546
You are all pawns in my grand samefagging scheme. Dance for me.

>>35792030
What shape do you think the earth is,and who did 9/11?