>it's saturday night

>>35790332
This man. Might just go smoke by myself like always

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>>35790332
>tfw drinking all by myself

I became a degenerate. I'm so sorry grandma, wish you were still alive.

>>35790332
I wish I had a robo homie joining me for my night walks.

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>parents are out with friends and i'm at home taking advantage of the bandwidth

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>>35790444
I miss my grandma too. She died six months ago.

At least you got trips though

Actually, it's Sunday morning

>went drinking with "friends" on friday
>immediately realized I'd rather be here than somewhere outside

>>35790851
My died 3 years ago.

Yeah trips felt good, maybe KEK is trying to tell me that granny is ok in afterlife.

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>tfw ur parents leave u alone and when leaving laugh and say no friends can come over knowing u have none
>be mad and invite everyone from grade over to try and show them
>tfw no one shows up so u just end up jacking off 4 times

>i don't even pay attention to days of the week anymore
>thought it was monday
what the fuck

>>35790444
I'm drinking by myself in my room. I hide all the bottles so when my parents come by they don't see it.

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>>35790332
Should I go out to the bar/pub by myself tonight /bros/? Im so bored of staying in and I have some booze to pre drink with.

>>35790332

I'm in bed eating toffee, listening to crap indie bands and playing crap phone games while under a warm duvet

Not bad. Not great, but not bad.

>tfw should be doing uni assignments but /comfy/

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>>35790332
>it's my birthday on a Saturday night
>drinking alone

>>35791843
happy birthday stranger

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>>35791843
I spend my birthday exactly the same this year.

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ate 6,000 calories today

>house all by myself
>comfy

don't want anything more desu

>>35790332

I don't do any drugs. But I find myself constantly wanting to do them. I want to feel a feeling of euphoria, if just for one night. Every day, every night, always feels so dull and depressing. I don't even remember the last time I felt enthusiastic about everything. I just want to feel myself lost in hapiness or joy, something I haven't experienced in what feels like years and years.

>>35792239
oh, forgot to mention that last three years I spent my birthday drinking alone

I wish I had some drugs here. I can't bear this life any longer.

Guess I'll use some of my xanax and at least kill the anxiety

>>35791251
If you're up for it go for it bro, who knows what adventures might happen

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I'm on Tinder scheduling a date with a qt. I don't know why more robots don't use this thing to meet sluts. As long as your at least a 6/10 you'll land dates. Copy my layout for the most possible matches

>>35791251
I think you should. Maybe something good happens, like being hit by a truck on your way and dying

>>35792347
Can you teach me how to be a 9/10 too?

>>35790332
I'm getting dinner at the club with mother.
I'm going to pretend I'm happy with my life.

Then I'm going to go home and get high by myself and watching Doctor Who with my dog before retiring to my room to eat Peeps and masturbate. Hopefully with different hands, that pink powdered sugary is sticky as fuck.

This isn't even a LARP. This blogpost is my life, somehow.

>>35792319
wish I was on xanny jew

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>>35791843
Happy Birthday, Anon!
There's a whole internet of better content out there.

>>35792281
drugs are awesome try them.
just if you like them schedule how often you can use and never break it.

>>35791099
>parents are alcoholics too and give me beer when I come over because they have too much
I guess things could be worse. Maybe not having alcoholics for parents makes up for it.
>drinking by myself in my room
iktf though

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>>35792257
Hi Fatbot, it'll be ok.
One day at a time, one decision at a time.
>yfw I just bee yourself you

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date night with my waifu
we're having lucky charms, and watching the witch

>>35792380
I'm not a 9/10. I just try to have fun being myself and maintain a nice haircut. You can do that too!

>>35790332
Lads I don't want to be alone again on Saturday nights. Where can I go to meet people?

I can't go to clubs or bars because drinking age in America is 21. Pls respond

>>35792419
I've got only a few pills left, dunno what to do when it ends

>>35792517
I was thinking about hitting up the local friday night magic but I am really scared, too scared.

>>35792517
If you're implying you're not 21, you can start fixing your life and still have a reasonable chance of succeeding

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>>35790444
>tfw drinking all by myself

I remember me and my two buddies drunk at a high school party making fun of an acquaintance known to all of us in his 20s who did this

10 years later and now I'm that guy

>tfw birthday
>tfw drinking alone in a dorm

>>35792575
Sure just tell me where to get better genetics

>>35792559
Do you have any drugs or supplements to help overcome the approach anxiety?

>>35792281
Me too. I've tried to do dark net but tails keeps having random errors and I'm too paranoid to use windows. Consider just buying a fake id on clearnet for alcohol (burgerland)

>>35792726
No. I don't do drugs or drink alcohol and have no means to get the former. Im just going to stay inside and embrace this rage and sadness because that is all I can do

>>35792518
What about other things? I love alcohol because it helps with social interaction, hate weed because it makes me zombie and i like amphetamine because it gives me power of god.
>>35792623
Sorry, but I hate you for this, you deserve it you fucking twat.

>>35792347
This is bait right
You're literally an Adonis

>>35792575
How would you get a "reasonable chance at succeeding?"

>>35792749
thats the easy way out. The path of least resistance leads to despair. Youre still young and can turn things around. Sure, you might never get to be tall, handsome and wonderful but you can still make a decent life for yourself.

I lived my life looking backwards.
>if only id made friends at school college wouldnt be so bad
>if only id made friends at college work wouldnt be so bad
>if only id made friends when i was young i wouldnt be old and alone
It was all just an excuse. Maybe its still an excuse but either way you can still fix things.

>>35792749
Buy some legal drugs on the internet if you have money. Etizolam, kratom, and maybe even some research chemicals.

>>35792788
Do you seriously think someone like that would be on /r9k/?

It's a good profile to study and imitate though, shows off the right things without coming across as douchey or humblebragging too hard

>>35792824
please tell me how you would fix things before getting too old im terrified

>>35792824
I'm tired of this kind of advice because I do not have the willpower to remain stoic and to be strong. I am weak and if I was able to fix my problems I would have done it already.
I know you want to make me feel better but stop giving this advice to people because it really doesn't help

I have to work tonight until 3am

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>alone on a saturday night
>text oneitis
>no reply

>>35792820
Even if you are socially retarded and not that smart, you can still go study something technical at a community college or trade school and at least not have the worst backbreaking manual labor job ever. Your parents would also be grateful that you leave the house and stop being a burden.

>>35792956
I am British and soon to be moving to the US permanently, would you say community college is worth going to?

>>35792883
I don't know if there is an "easy way", but I would suggest chipping away at it tiny bit by tiny bit. The only way I was able to work up to where I am now is by accomplishing tiny things like going outside at night when there were no people and then working up to being around people or talking to the cashier in a not-soft voice that they can hear me at. Do it on days when it seems remotely possible, but don't kill yourself doing it.
I'm not actually even a pseudonormie yet, though, but I'm decent enough to hold a job and not bother people much.
Also, even something like drinking caffeine or having some sugar might give you a bit more energy and oomph to actually go out. Granted, if you're the type whose heart goes racing, it might not be a great idea.

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>>35790950
>>35790851
>>35790444

Dad died last October.

I wish I could talk to you right now.

>>35792867
>Im just going to stay inside and embrace this rage and sadness because that is all I can do
Is the opposite of what you should do - its what i did.

I dont have the answer.

I can only offer conjecture. Join a club, i dont care what it is just join some sort of club. Get a job if you dont have one or youre not at university (heck, even then i wish id worked at university). Im sure it will be total shit and you'll hate everyone and everyone'll hate you but I wish id at least tried. Leave to join another club or get another job. Just keep trying until you get better and find something. Move to another city if you want to start again and dont give me that its hard to do because i know full well it isnt if youre leaving nothing behind.

I know, its easy to say and im a hypocrite. Sitting here now though I just think "if only id tried; if only id at least tried to make things better. What did i get out of sitting at home, alone doing nothing with my time? Sure, it was easy but where am i now? It didnt bring me happiness, not even at the time."

Maybe its all just a meme and people like us are doomed to loneliness but Id rather have fallen for the memes and at least tried than sit here now lamenting my failure.

>>35793002
How are you getting your visa? I want to do the same but have no idea how to go about it.

I'm British too.

>>35792824
Reading shit like this terrifies me, because I know this is all true and I struggle to do anything about it. I'm genuinely so retarded that I have no idea how to have a normal conversation with people.

>>35793002
its fucked up but unless you bite the bullet(financially) and go to a 'real' college nobody wants you

>>35792883
You wont get stronger by staying at home doing nothing.

Resign yourself to being alone forever then. Youre life isnt mine and i've no control over you; heck, i dont even know your name. However, if youre young you at least have a chance. Its not easy, i chose not to do it, and it might never work out but youll hate yourself more in 20 years if you never even tried. Maybe try baby steps like >>35793040 said, or dont, like i said it wont ever make a difference to me.

All i know is i didnt try and it didnt get me anywhere good.

>>35793072
Just applied for a visa through the regular old channels, although mine was quicker to come through than the normal time it takes (which can be around 7 years although I recently heard the processing time has been sped up)

I just got lucky that my father has been living there for 12+ years and I had the financial backing from him.

I'd strongly, strongly encourage you to apply for a Visa although the financial aspect can be daunting. Because it will be so worth it if things ever go badly for you in the UK, the option to just leave to go to a country with "more opportunity" can be invaluable.

>>35793195
Forgot to mention why the visa processing time was sped up, it was because I applied before the age of 18

>>35793053
>join a club even though you have no hobbies or motivation
>get a job that you will hate
>go to school and waste your time studying something you don't care about
>just move out of your parents basement with no provisions

>>35793156
So you'd say its not worth the time?

>>35793268
You can go for 2-3 years, just transfer to a real college for the degree.

>>35793195
Oh, I don't have a relative over there who is a US citizen so I can't do that.

I'm hoping to get a job sponsorship to make it over there or start out with some kind of temporary visa. Even if I'm only there for a short time at least it'll be enjoyable.

>>35793295
I will keep this in mind, you may have mad a big difference to my future by telling me this, thank you friend

>>35793268
What im saing is you are going to have to go to a 'reputable' college to get the degree

>>35793311
My father is not a citizen. He was born in Wales just like me, the only advantage of him living there was that he could vouch that I'm not a dangerous person etc etc. You can do it anon.

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>>35793002
Not worth it for office, IT, finance jobs imo (unless you already have connections).

Worth it for blue collar, industrial, construction, manufacturing jobs, some medical jobs, as long as they're hands on. Shit like technicians, mechanics, machinery operators, medical equipment operators, etc.

Eg a programmer with a four year university degree in computer science or software engineering is automatically preferable to anyone who went to community college. Same with accountants

My friend went to community college and is now an apprentice electrician (working on condos and highrises) and makes decent money, significantly more than minimum wage, another guy did an HVAC program and goes around repairing heating and A/C at commercial buildings.

The real value from college comes from hands on, co-op, intern placements, learning to work with specific machines, equipment, and software.

Also if you get good grades at community college you can transfer to some universities and some of them will accept you and give you transfer credit...community colleges are much easier to get into than universities right of high school, so some kids go high school -> CC, then CC -> university to get through the acceptance hoops. Hope this helps

>>35793254
>>get a job that you will hate
>>just move out of your parents basement with no provision
Did it occur to you that these might be related?

>>get a job that you will hate
When you hate doing anything does that even make a difference? Work itself isnt so bad and youre going to have to get used to it unless you want to die. Eh, maybe you wont if you can get gibes. Still, the point is to meet people and learn how to talk to them. I went straight out of university into data analysis which i did from home. I though "Yes! A job i can do from the comfort of my room." You wont be happy with this forever. People need social interaction. Sure, work will be shit and you'll hate your coworkers but dont you see the contradiction in complaining about being lonely and doing nothing to try and solve it?

>>join a club even though you have no hobbies or motivation
Yeah, like i said, i dont care what it is. The club isnt the point - the point is to meet people and get better at socialising.

Maybe im just a big faggot projecting and you would be happy forever living in a dark room all by yourself. I thought id be happy living alone for a while but it wasnt true and i dont think its true for anyone. Im certain following my advice would be tantamount to self torture in the beginning, maybe for the first 2 years or maybe even forever. Maybe we are doomed to be alone. Like i said, i never fixed myself. All i can offer is conjecture and tell you what i wish i'd done. Believe me, if i had my time again i wouldnt spend it sitting alone wasting away. You'll only regret it if you never try.

>>35793368
Oh, so which category visa are you on?

>>35793053
>Move to another city if you want to start again
I want to do this but afraid the same thing will happen

>>35793462
F2A I believe.

>>35793053
>>35793470
>Move to another city if you want to start again

How old are you dude? Social media kind of kills this plan, it's not like you can just disappear and reappear reinvented with a new (fake) personality or whatever in another city like you could do in the 90s

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>>35793374
My brother is also an apprentice electrician.

This information is extremely useful, thank you so much. Saved.

>>35793470
What do you lose if it does? Some money, some time but so what? What do you gain from not doing it? You can stay a little longer in the comfort you know? What comfort? If youre like i was then the comfort you chose to remain in was a tiny apartment, eating instant food and going days without saying a word: Is it worth staying in? Whats the worst thing that happens if you move away? What, you get rowdy neighbours who berate you or something? Just move again. Its better to try for greener pastures than remain in the desert.

I know the sense of dread and anxiety caused by simply having to go shopping. I know the constant paranoia that someone around you if laughing at your, that they think youre ugly or that youre doing something wrong and I know why I chose the easy road. I can only dissuade you from taking it as well.

>>35793561
25, well I'm not trying to do that. Just hoping if I move to a place more interesting I would get out more

>>35793610
what if you are broke?

>>35793561
Hm, maybe this is true. I dont know - ive never really used social media.

I can understand why you wouldnt want to keep an old account and i can see why making a new one, one without any friends or content, would make you look strange. Still, is it really better to not try at all? Make a new account and tell acquaintances that your old one was deleted because of some bullshit reason. Im certain having a completely fresh account would still be suspicious but, again, is it really better to just resign yourself to nothingness?

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>tfw it's saturday night and i'm reading Berserk
>tfw the feel is good

>inb4 i'm brazillian

>>35793646
>>>get a job that you will hate
Also, if youre renting an appartment now why cant you stop that lease and get another one? Sure, youll need a new deposit and an agency fee but it should still be feasible.

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>>35792347
I tried Tinder, I only ever "struck gold" once. It was a cute girl who was basically my musical soulmate, but I live in NY in the city and it turns out she was basically on vacation from Vermont, when I matched with her and said hey she told me was already out of the city

Started playing Earthbound friday night and made it to twoson, gonna see how far I can make it tonight.

>>35793526
Ahh yeah I can't do that because no family residents.

If I can't find a job I'm going to get an internship exchange visa for a couple of years. Have fun in freedomland dude

>>35793722
That sounds like a good plan famo, still, while slightly more difficult, I'd encourage still trying for permanent residency. Best of luck to you.

>>35793702
>met my soulmate on tinder
>never actually met her
>never actually talked to her
oh yeah im suuurrreee you met your soulmate

>>35793770
I said musical soulmate, it's a phrase when you find someone with extremely similar musical compatibility.

Get your eyes checked lad

>>35793784
>musical soulmate
I've never heard this

>>35793784
you obviously implied they were great. i mean ffs you said you struck gold.
>muh moosicel solmet
you clearly meant she was more than just a random qt you matched with. i bey you match all the time you fucking normie. what kind of normalfag even uses tinder REEEEEEE

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>>35792361
Impossible, I don't live in rural retard area I live downtown no one drives trucks

>>35793838
I only had like 7 matches before I deleted it.

There's no point to having Tinder in a major US city, finding matches is like finding a needle in a haystack unless you're

A. wealthy
B. Famous
C. A 40 year old man with a job and no kids

>>35793614
>>35793561
I did just that and it worked fine.

Moving far away really frees you of all the problems you thought you had in your hometown.

Reinventing yourself is definitely possible.

>>35793902
I dont want to reinvent myself.

>>35793902
What about what >>35793561 said?

>>35793877
>C. A 40 year old man with a job and no kids
This isn't that different from "wealthy", is it?

>>35793944
Are you happy then?

>talk to girl on dating website
>she blocks me after 20 minutes

every other attempt to find a girl to talk to online has failed. time to jerk off and go to bed. i hope i get a brain aneurysm in my sleep and don't wake up. please. im serious. i cant live like this anymore

>>35794041
>dating website
Dont do this

>>35794041
>>35794041
>girls give him the time of day
at least you got that fa

>>35793977
Small amounts

>>35794154
Wouldnt you rather be better and be more happy?

>>35794219
Cut to the chase guy

Well, buy my book for only $10!!! nah

>>35794247
>I dont want to reinvent myself.
If youre not really happy then why not?

>>35793960
It's not like anyone's gonna track you down and tell the new people that you meet that you're "living a lie" and that you're really a fedora who doesn't deserve respect.

Social media doesn't affect any of this really. If you're that worried about people seeing pictures of you on Facebook looking like an autism just deactivate it.

>>35794305
I'm happy with myself not my situation

>>35794247
if you don't make a change then everything will stay the same and you will always be unhappy

>>35794371
ITS NOT THAT EASY FOR ME

>>35794370
Then change your situation.

Anyone who tells you it's not possible is bullshitting and trying to drag you down with negativity.

>>35791843
>not even my parents remembered my birthday
> went to bed early to fight depression
>stayed in bed all day next day
>went to the gym, did routine, went home, went back to bed

>>35794391
I didn't say it would be easy I said it would be worth it.

The only problem is knowing what you want and how to get to it. Once you know both of those it's just a matter of making it happen.

>>35794436
Real talk, although you might love them out of family instinct, the majority of family screw up in one way or another.

Reinforce yourself in the way your family should have done for you. Be that money, encouragement, or whatever.

>>35792645
cheers friend

>>35792645
Happy birthday. If it were me I'd spend the money on a nerf gun instead and ambush normies on their way back to their room.

>>35794425
I'll try. Not sure what to do about the job i have now though. I'm in engineering so i want to apply for jobs but at the same time I want to get out of here

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>>35792726
>just tell me where to get better genetics
Muh genetics make me sit and shitpost on 4chan all day

>>35794678
I fought through a shitty job for a long time for the money then used it to escape and pursue a better education overseas.

Life gets pretty unplanned after college. I think it's better to make a big change and go do something different rather than fall into a 9-5 related to your degree and wonder why the same job every day and some money isn't making you happy.

>>35793784
Oi dumbo my eye be fine you said soul mate you pathetic loser loner go back to your parents basement let the real men talk here.

>>35794041
Email me at [email protected]

I'll talk to you.

>>35794879
To be clear my current job is in engineering

>>35793449
How old are you, anon?

iroahofhauohcnonon

I'm here drinking by myself too tonight. If anybody wants to talk feel free to email me [email protected]

>>35794913
>Whining about being alone on a Saturday
>Real men

Pick 1 and only 1 lad

>>35790332
Went for a walk through Times Square after working out. Feeling pretty good. The Asian couples there are so cute.

I feel really excited and want to socialize. Too bad I have no friends :/

>>35795133
42

Apparently, this lacks content. By writing this i am creating content.

Browsing 4chan all day
it's so depressing man

This thread needs Jesus. You guys should try religion sometime, it might feel stupid at first but will pay off.

>>35795330
I'm a muslim though.

>>35795330
isn't he dead
lol stupid anon

>>35795330
There isnt a single person under 60 who attends my local church. I only go on holidays and even then there isnt anyone. Well, on chirstmas there are a few more people.

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I turn 21 at 12 tonight and i'm gonna walk to Walmart buy some alcohol and get drunk in my apartment by myself

Anyone else have to nuke contact with people all the time? I'm autistic and keep using people as target practice for my social skills long after its established they want me to fucking leave and stop talking to them but I've also had it with people who keep me as a distant friend and so I actually get sick of their shit.

I'll be shocked if I ever make a friend that lasts more then 5 years not counting a few other autists I know and barely speak too.

>>35795462
Happy birthday lad. Have a good one.

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>>35793051
I'm so fucking sorry man.

How you holding up?

>not watching toonami

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How long has everyone been waiting for their friend(s) to break up with their girlfriend(s)
.
It feels so long ago we all got together.

>>35795605
But I am watching toonami

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>>35795462
Happy Birthday anon, I turned 24 on the 21st. Another miserable birthday alone.

>>35795632
i do not have any friends to wait for

>>35795632

I have no such feels in that department. The only friends I have in relationships are married. Only friends relationship feel I have is one of my older brother's chad friends who heavily implied that he wants to meet the woman he'll marry as he's 30 and can't get a relationship to last longer then 18 months despite getting into them easily and I do feel kinda bad for him there.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=855_1425380286

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Anyone else feel disconnected from their emotions? It's like there's a barrier up between what I do and how I feel, and I can't stand it anymore. Everything's just so boring. Hell, I even spoke to a girl yesterday and we hit it off really well, but I felt almost nothing from the encounter (I'm not a normalfag, this was a big deal). I hope this is just a classic case of depression or a hormonal imbalance. If this is some serious RTD I've read about, I have no clue how I'm going to survive the next few years.

Man, why'd it have to end up like this? I haven't even started my life and it's already spiraling down.

>>35790444
>I'm so sorry grandma, wish you were still alive.
old women are living hindrances

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>10 year high school reunion in less than 3 months away

I might have said it 100 times between now and then about other things but fuck, time goes fast

>>35796957

You're not going are you?

>>35797002
of course i'm going

>>35794678
Thanks but I already had the alc :)

>>35797037
Why would you go?

It was my birthday yesterday. Only got money, but a fair bit. Decided to buy that new Battlegrounds game on steam because I really enjoyed Battle Royale in ArmA 3. I regret nothing, it's pretty great and I'm good at it. Consistently top 20, sometimes number 1. Got number 1 without firing a shot earlier due to a lucky choice of drop zone, thinking of suggesting a pacifist points bonus to the devs for such a thing, but I dunno. Anyone else think it'd be neat? Not a huge amount, just equal to two or three kills maybe.

>>35797002

I'll probably forget about it like what happened with the 5 year. In the few years after graduating and seeing people at bars, it's pretty much just an opportunity to gloat about accomplishments. As phony as it gets. But I don't know, might do it. All of my friends still live in my hometown and I go back every few weeks.

>>35794582
>>35794660
Thanks. It means a lot

>>35791843
it's my birthday too friend
at least im not alone now

>>35797493
join the crowd

>>35797575
fuck me is it really the birthday bonanza on /r9k/ tonight? There have been like 5 anons claiming its their birthday so either theyre so inebriated that they keep reposting and forgetting they already posted or you boys should form the 26th march club

>>35797662
fuck im still a 25th sadd boi
can it still be my b-day?

>>35797690
I think most of the posters are, certainly when they posted it was their birthday.

Im just a britbong whos up too late. Besides, you'd be celebrating together so what's it matter? Though, you should ask them. I do think it'd be kinda cool if you had your gay little birthday club.
>tfw no group of friends who share my birthday

>>35797728
when is your B-day britbong?

>>35790444
It's okay I am too anon... for the 15th night in a row.

>>35797762
anon thats fine we have all been there

>>35797753
8th december

Its funny, youre probaby one of 4 or so people who knows that, including myself, now. Not that you actually know who i am. Last time i only got a text from my mum. Honestly, i wish she hadnt bothered - i know she meant well but id successfully forgotten what date it was and didnt want to be reminded it was my birthday since basically nobody cares. Its just depressing when youre not only alone but nobody even knows.

>>35797901
anon I feel too close to this. My mom was the only person to text me, beside my bro/sis but i feel like they only did because my mom told them to. Happy belated B-day if it makes any diff. None of my 'friends' even knew it was my b-day which is both sad and makes me happy at the same time

>>35798019
its both comforting and sad to know im not alone.

Happy birthday, anon. Lets hope for a better year this time. The same to all those other anons whose birthday it is.

Well, im off to be now - the suns about to rise and i struggle to get to sleep when its up. See you.

>>35798081
half way across the world im struggling to fall asleep, hopefully this whiskey will kick in. Good night(morning?) anon, and cheers to a better year.

>>35797868
Thanks anon I feel a little less suicidal now

>>35798125
every step counts even baby steps

Fuck don't remind me. I wanted to go out tonight with coworkers but I lent my mom my last 200 I'd have til next payday a few days ago. She promised to pay me back yesterday when she got paid, cunt didn't do it. Now I'm sitting at home alone downing cheap beer alone. And she wants me to be more social, fuck last time I loan her money

>>35790444
>tfw your grandma died so long ago (15 years ago this November) you can barely remember what she looked like

>>35790444
Nice trips! Good vibes! Normie vibez!

>>35793051
s4s feels run the deepest of any board

such is the wisdom of memes

#sadboys2003

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I had the day off, so I stayed at home and played Nier Automata all day. The highlight of my night was watching the new ep of Samurai Jack. Now just aimlessly looking for good conversation.

>>35799459

Good luck finding that here.

Spent my night trolling escorts. 3 girls times I wasted. Fuck roasties am I rite?

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>>35790332
My little brother is having a large ass party right now. Him and his friendos woke me up since they hung outside most of the day, but later got really loud and drunk, playing loud ass rap music in the living room which is right next to my bedroom.

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2am here, when does it get better

>tried to go to a party last night
>went outo dressing like a retard
> I kinda assumed the party was gonna be full of other autists because that's what most of my friends consist of
>the party is actually full of roadmen (shitty British gangsters)
>Tfw I look like an idiot
>Tfw everyone is staring at me
Ended up leaving 5 minutes later

The guys who I went with went to another party, but I went home to drink alone because of the fear of that happening again.
Also there wouldn't be a point of me going because I wouldn't be able to socialise or do drugs, unlike everyone there.