Shit

this is when the shit bucket begins

you know what a shit barometer is, bubs?

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>>35788678
Are the shithawks nippin at ya yet?

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>>35788728
This. Haven't you watched hoarders, op?

>>35788678
FECAL VOMITTING

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>>35789033
s-shithawks? t-they aren't real are they?

>>35789460
they're real bo bandy
and they're comin

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>>35788678
>Implying he can't go to Walmart to take a huge dump and have free toilet paper

UNCLOG THE FUCKING TOILETS ITS NOT HARD

>>35789575
>I cant even walk anymore

>>35789591
then fucking crawl

>>35788678
what the fuck just shit in the sink
ezpz

>>35789591
>shit in bucket
>walk over to toilet and unclog it
>empty shit bucket

just dig a tiny hole in the grass and shit in it

i've done it, and it works

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>>35788678
what is concentrated sulfuric acid?

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>>35789033
>>35789460
>>35789469
>tfw cant go outside or the shithawks will eat my hair again

>>35788678
how do you not shit for like 50 days

>>35791550
It starts to liquefy and leaks out a bit while Im sleeping, but mostly it just gives me a big belly. Farts till come out the same though, but smellier.

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>>35788678
>I haven't shit since the day before valentine's (feb 13

Pics or it didn't happen

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>>35788678
>I haven't shit since the day before valentine's
I don't believe it.

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>>35788678
You should start vomiting shit out of your mouth soon. Good luck!

Can you please explain why you would wait so long to take a shit? Personal challenge? Apathy? Laziness? I am not judging I am genuinely curious as to why someone would subject themselves to so much pain.

Take a shit on the floor and then unclog the toilets.

>>35788678
you're dying, call an ambulance right now