Chad here

>>35787821
That's a six outta ten.
You're awful at this Chad thing.
It'd be more impressive if you turned a homely robot gay.

Should have cut out the face before posting if your intention was to boast.

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>>35787862
Who cares about the face, tits are more important.

>>35787862
Exactly. If he was able to pound my at-the-ready tight boipucci it would prove him a true Chad.

>>35787905
this right here
>>35787821
also post physical proof if you'e a chad

>>35787905
Why would I cut it out?

>>35787821
She has a guy face, but those tits and nipples are tops.

>>35787821
nice tits. are you a friendly chad who would let a robot have a turn??

>>35787916
But those tits are part of the six outta ten. They're mediocre. The nipples, especially, are bad.
This is boring. Find another slut and then come back.

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I Will dumb the pics. Chad is your friend.

>>35787916

herp derp. tits are ruined by an ugly face.

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>It's an "/r9k/ pretends an attractive girl is ugly to feel better about themselves" episode

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What does r9k think of this whore? She's anotherone that sends me nudes.

>>35787821
Don't listen to virgins that will be head over heals if 2/10 would show interest in them.
Girl is qt3.14

>>35788052

>It's an "OP samefags" episode

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Really like her underboob, i want to lick it.

>>35787862
>>35787930
I'm sick of you fags. No normal male is interested in fucking anything with a dick.

>>35787821
Is she from New Zealand?

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>>35788107
No, she's not from there.

>>35788102
Her face is disgusting and honestly ruins it.

>>35788102
She looks kinda like Shrek in this one

>>35788059
Better looking than the other whore.

Post nudes of this one.

>>35788133
She looks pretty close to an ex of mine who would cheat on her boyfriend with me when he went away in the military.

>>35788138
>>35788154
>>35788165

Guys you should quit watching porn for a while

>>35788233
What are you talking about? The average pornstar has a face as ugly as hers. Tits can't redeem a generally ugly to unimpressive woman.

>>35788102
Fat polish guy with tits.

>>35788233
>not drooling over a 6 means we're addicted to porn

Ripping good tale, lad.

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What does r9k think of this asian ass?

gimme some tips chad

what the fuck do i talk to women about when the flirting and banter dies down, you can't give cheeky playful answers to everything

>>35788263
she is not ugly, she is just average

>>35788309
Average is ugly then.

>>35788263
Did you not see the "pornstars without makeup" imgur album? Most of them have average homestead faces but the makeup makes them look like megaslutz.

>>35788296
Stop talking for so long. You need to start moving towards taking her out sooner.

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>>35788296
You just have to be yourself bro, it's that simple.

>>35788329
Thank you for agreeing with my point

>>35788329
I just looked it up and god damn these sluts are ugly.

>>35788348
post moar
btw where do you meet girls norman

>>35788331
Yea, but what do I talk about face-to-face. I can easily burn some time by asking her about herself and mixing flirting in trying to trigger some emotions and then try and get physical but what about when they ask shit about me?

I'm boring af

>>35788348
>be myself

So far I haven't had success asking women what they think about the nature of consciousness and other similar dry but very interesting (to me anyway) topics.

how do i get more nudes. if a girl sends me some, then i ask for them too much, and the stream runs dry. im still a robot, the girls are fat.

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>>35788397
I meet them online, I'm actually a KHV myself but I'm decent looking. This slut is my favorite, have around 400 pics of her.

>>35788102
is that mr.bean

>>35788454
It depends on the girl. I don't like talking about myself even though I think I'm dope so I'm pretty good at redirecting the conversation back towards them naturally. If you're not like that then you'll have to practice and learn.

You'll also have to learn to make yourself seem interesting and hold conversations because some girls just say nothing. One girl who had a boyfriend said nothing for 30-45 minutes while I just basically talked at her. That night her and her boyfriend powerlevelled me through Diablo III and a couple of weeks later she was in my bed soaked through her panties and stockings making out with me.

Just practice m80

>>35788574
lying or not you are still a huge faggot...more by the fact you post here.

>>35789175
>Men who fuck girls are faggots
You sound bitter mate. One day you'll find a prostitute you can afford.

>>35788059
post more of this roastie

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>>35788505
>I meet them online
Where?
Bots took over Craigslist and posting "SFW" pics on Tinder doesn't help when all I want to do is fuck.

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>>35789706
I've met most girls on omegle, I'm still a KHV and too dumb and autistic for real life sex but I've gotten plenty of nudes off of girls from there, and did lewd things on Skype with them too. Probably around 6 girls so far.

>>35789806
post convos

>>35789806
I did this when I was younger. One of the girls I met was a pretty Asian Muslim girl who wore those hijab things. She used to get naked for me and she loved seeing my cum. Dirty little slut.

>>35789897
keep posting op
v original

>>35789943
I'm not OP, anon. I'm someone else. This was years ago anyway. Met plenty of Asian sluts on there. They act all coy but they love camming, love seeing white cock and send lots of tit and feet pics when asked. I don't know if anyone uses it anymore though.

>>35789806
Ah, I've done Omegle a lot a few years back. Still would be, but Win10 fucked up my laptop and I don't want to buy another webcam. Got plenty of nudes and recorded a lot of videos that way, but it's not enough anymore.

>>35788263
Post some images of what faces you consider attractive, I feel like your standards for what's average or at least not ugly are a bit high if you think that face is disgusting

>>35790275
He's a 2/10 fedora-tipping, acne-ridden, obese faggot. Who cares what he thinks is attractive?

what do i say qts online to get them to give me nudes

>>35790375
Anything but that you fucking sperg.

>>35790421
i just wanted some tips man no need for name-calling

>>35790501
You got a tip. Don't ask for nudes. It's how you get nudes.

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>>35787821
Where is the conversation that led to that picture.

Come on Chad....

>>35788133
Why do they always stick out their tongue.

Not that I don't like it but is it a trend?

>>35789806
>chad

good one

>>35787821
Do you guys really think this girl is unattractive? I'd love to have her. That would be great after having nothing for years on end.

>>35790653

it's a lowkey way to say the want to suck your cock

>>35790734
>>35790653
They're being cheeky and sometimes trying to hide their awkwardness. First couple of times a girl takes nudes she can be awkward about it.

How do you do it in Omegle? I hate it when they disconnect.

>>35789850
I don't have any convos screenshotted.

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>>35790601
Here, there's going to be 2 more.

Come back and post this shit when you actually fuck a live human

>>35791127
How do you bring that I'm on omegle now.

>>35791127
>Only if I can watch you work out and swim and jerk off
>To it

what is this autism?

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>>35790601
Here's part 2, she's a grade A whore. She doesn't even care that I'm a virgin either.

>>35791127
lmfao this shit is cringey as fuck

>>35791166
If you need help to get to the point you get her skype or contact info you're fucked. Don't even bother. You'd be unable to hold a conversation and it would show.

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>>35790601
3rd one anon. Fhdjtjjjg

>>35791174
Mate I'm serious here. Tell me how you got into omegle talking to these whores. I want in!

>>35791174
why haven't you had sex with this woman yet, those tits are great

>>35791174
she doesnt believe that youre a virgin, this beta faggot

>>35791186
>If you need help to get to the point you get her skype or contact info you're fucked. Don't even bother. You'd be unable to hold a conversation and it would show.

It's not that Op. It keeps disconnecting. What I mean is how can I chat to them without it disconnecting or talking to a guy?

Why do girls often touch their lips when they do whorish things like this? I know i'm autistic to notice and bother about this, but i've been trying to read up on body language and what it means when they touch their lips, i know they do it to be "sexy" but there must be a subconscious body language impulse

>>35791196
The nudes came off an iPhone and these pics are an android

Whole thread is fake and gay

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>>35791169
She seemed fine with it, I was trying to flirt but I did not know what to say.

>>35791266
>What I mean is how can I chat to them without it disconnecting
They're disconnecting because they don't want to talk to you

>or talking to a guy?
You don't get a choice

>>35791312
She has an IPhone and I have an Android phone....

>>35791340
>What I mean is how can I chat to them without it disconnecting

huh....didn't even show my face?

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>>35791208
Too autistic, and she's a slut that's had miles of cock im her so I get repulsed at the thought of it. And I'm sacred I would cum the second a girl touches my cock or that I won't be able to at all. Years and years of fapping 3 times a day has messed me up.

>>35791397
What the fuck are you originally talking about?

>>35791338
>He thinks this is flirting

>>35788102
holy shit she looks exactly like a girl in my class, got scared for a second.

>>35791415
What's your topic on omegle?

>>35791453
>He's picking topics
God dude just stop. Do you think if there was a topic that girls used that it wouldn't be swarmed instantly by creepers?

>>35791453
That girl is from tinder, but on omegle I put my interest as "bored" and found a few girls that way.

>>35791485
Omegle keeps spamming and disconnecting thats why I asked lol

>>35791520
That's what omegle is like nowadays. Spam everywhere.

The disconnects are from people who don't want to talk to you.

I tried using Omegle again a while ago. It's is now like 98% bots, it's fucked. Once in a while you get a match but it's just other horny guys and they disconnect immediately. Omegle used to be a way of curious girls to get validation from men online but now that market has been completely taken over by Tinder and its variants.

So yeah, OP is full of shit.

Dude, OP; you aint no fuckin Chad.
Let's start comparing notches on the god damn belt before you brag 'bout nuffin

Had my 6th yesterday and i'm not even 20 god damn years old yet.

>>35792235
>When the LARPing autist fails to hide his virginity

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>>35792714
Alright, i'll bite. Here you go. Some sexts between me and a previous fuckbuddy

>>35792817
lol? This doesn't prove anything you turboautist. Disregarding that it could say anything because I don't read your trash language it doesn't prove that you've actually lost your virginity. Which you haven't.

>>35792817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fanAE6m5qtE&feature=youtu.be&t=183

>>35792936
Norwegian isn't a trash language senpai
You also seem extremely mad that i have a sex life and you don't

>>35792984
Name one important thing the norwegians ever did.

>>35793023
Invented skiing
Discovered America
Achieved the highest standards of living in the world

>>35788102
holy shit look at this goblin
remember that show gargoyles?

>>35793063
>important
>implying I'm amerifat, also sweden ( fuck of norway and your 'vikings")
>debatable to fuck and back

>>35792984
Norwegian is trash. I was fucking girls before you even hit puberty. Literally.

>>35788059
She looks like my neighbor who's cheating on her boyfriend and also like a girl who used to cheat on her boyfriend with me.

I guess what I'm saying is, she looks like a cheating skank.

>>35793141
Where the fuck are you from then bud? What's so god damn amazing about your nation?

>>35793159
Yeah you're probably older than me, i'm just 19 years of age. Norway and Norwegian however, are not trash

>>35793190
Norway has some okay people. Norwegian is trash. Do something about Sweden.

>>35793273
Sweden is much more redpilled than us now. Their biggest party in the polls is a former nazi party, and the real numbers for their turnout in the next Swedish election will be even larger because some people are afraid to be ostracized for stating their opinions

>>35793318
Being redpilled isn't going to help them whilst niggers still flood the country.

>>35793384
The worst parts of Sweden will end up separated from the rest of the nation and deportation will follow soon after.

Here in Norway we're pretty good with deportation, we even deport 5 year old kids and such, shit's great.

Also Chad
Alotta friends, set social standards, break social norms, etc. I need help getting a gf though, there's a girl that's into me but can't ask her out cuz idk how

Chad to Chad, what do I do?

>>35793517
Spend time with the woman, don't just randomly ask for a date

Start with a coffee, then go to the dinner shit afterwards.

Women often have more of a need to "get to know you" more than men do

>>35793517
>"Chad"
>Can't get a girlfriend
lmfao

>>35794000
>imblyign I can't
kek

>>35794348
>I need help getting a gf though
>imblyign I can't