/britfeel/

You lads got any stop motion movie recommendations? Just watched Coraline last night and liked it.

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What do you lot do for a living, Job wise?

How many of you are actually neets?

Psh I fucking...I fucking shag all the girls....make them call me daddy shagger...fucking...I've got the moves like daddy shagger...fucking...you fucking virgin haha...

>>35786349
Anomalisa is meant to be good

>>35786378

neet reporting in, havent worked since i did a christmas temp at royal mail, december 2013

>>35786378
Student life, just getting myself into debt before I make the call on whether to go into an actual job or just give up and try and get bennies or kill myself.

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THOSE FUCKERS DECLINED MY ORDER ON JUST-EAT

REEEEEE

I SPENT HALF AN HOUR CRAFTING WHAT MEAL I WANTED

>>35786378
Work in a supermarket. I was NEET until about a month ago

>>35786378
i buy and sell things online

usually work 3 weeks a month and my average income is 3k per month (sometimes more), not a huge amount but its enough to sustain my simple relatively introverted life

in other news i've decided that im going to finish these last few beers before i pull out the southern comfort and get absolutely cunted

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>just woke up

ah yes, dark outsideit probably won't be dark outside tommorow when I wake up signalling every normie and his dog/kids/mother/extended family to bbq, play sports, mow the lawn, practice their acting by acting out a murder scene and other shit they do for the next 4 months or so.

>>35786410
How do you sustain yourself? You live with your parents or benefits?

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>>35786378
Was getting hacked part of your plan?

>>35786378
NEET for 14 months
Worked a week sorting post
Got arrested then I was NEET again for 2 weeks
Worked a day in a warehouse
Then I was NEET again for 6 weeks
Now I'm working at a call centre, been there almost 2 months now

>>35786496

parents and no benefits, everytime i go to sign on the dole they just send me for some mandatory voluntary work somewhere, i have been applying for jobs that i like but havent had any luck and i would gladly work even for minimum wage but i wouldnt let the job centre send me off working somewhere for free

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>the robot-named ISP is the best ISP
normies btfo

>>35786434
Sounds pretty decent that does lad, would love to be able to work from home but im too much of a lazy twat to be able to self motivate so unfortunately im destined to be a wage slave to someone who tells me what to do for the rest of my life

>>35786349
Bruce Bickford's stuff is cool if you like weird trippy animation.

>>35786426
>DECLINED MY ORDER
They can do that? What was your order?

>>35786592
A kebab, some tendies and a tendie burger

>>35786592
Not him but I've had it done before. They said they don't have the offer I'm using anymore despite it clearly saying they do

>>35786592
They sometimes do it if they are busy or run out of stuff.

ugh

45 quid a month for Internet and HD sport
I'm not sure if this is a good deal anymore

>>35786624
>30 mins to choose a kebab, tendies and a burger

ok lad

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housemate and his girlfriend are making food in the kitchen which means i can't go make food :( just want my potato waffles lads but they've got enchiladas in the oven

>>35786624
Why did it take you half an hour to craft that?

>>35786644
you don't understand

I didn't know whether to get a 7 inch hawaiian pizza and some tendies or whether to get two sets of tendies

I chose tendies and a tendie burger instead.

>>35786637
why would you want to watch sport? ur a woman now aint u lad

>>35786378
NEET for the past 3 months.
Before that was sales for BT.
Just been offered minimum wage at Wetherspoons which I'm gonna take for now as a stepping stone back into better employ.

>>35786378
>been on DLA since like 6
>drop out of school at 12 or 13 to spend all day every day on computer
>easily claim esa at 18
>support group master race
>21 now still going strong
>800 a month from my bennies, live with mum who gets i dunno like 500 ish a month
This is the good life lad.

>>35786426
I always worry that's gonna happen.
Unlucky mate. What did you order?
I'm gonna walk up the Indian in a mo myself.

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>>35786378
Work nights in a well known fast food joint.
It's alright, toss out drunks and gobby shites, make burgers and clean/stock the place.

Easy job, easy earner.

>>35786669
You not worried they're going to take your bennies away? I live on a council estate and everyone seems to be dropping like flies around me, one woman, my neighbour, got assessed yesterday and told she didn't qualify anymore, not sure how they expect a 55 year old woman to get back into employment after 30 years of living on ESA

>>35786637
I don't understand why you want a tv and internet package. Isn't there already TV and internet in your house that your parents pay for?

>>35786637
Which package poley?

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>Real life, what does it feel like?
>I ask you tonight, I ask you tonight
>What does it feel like, I ask you tonight
>To live a real life
>I just wanna be a real boy

>>35786637
>People actually spend this sort of money on shite TV
one born every minute I guess.

>>35786712
Nah lad I've got a golden ticket, they aren't going to fuck with me when by all accounts I literally don't even know how to function in society seeing as how I have no ID, bank account, don't even handle my own benefits or anything I just exist.

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This is what the yogscast look like
What a pathetic looking group of individuals

>>35786780
What the fuck is yogscast? It seems like they have a hundred memebers.

>>35786780
You know in high school these lads played yu gi oh in a class room at lunch.

Lads I'm walking co op.

I just REEd out loud. Loudly.

Was meant to be in my head for lulz.

Losing it.

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>>35786669
>barely make that working 20 odd hours

i need a total change

Amer Hussain

Court 6

Aberdeen Sheriff Court

Monday

>started job a month ago
>get an offer to a better job today

Going to be a bit awkward handing my notice in to my manager when I spouted some bullshit in the interview about wanting to focus on my long term career with the company and move up the positions over the years.

>>35786871
Post a link or picture senpai.

>>35786660
A woman can like whatever the hell she wants

>>35786714
We don't have a TV package
And I somehow ended up paying for broadband after I got sick of my dad always threatening to cut it if I didn't obey him

>>35786725
Infinity broadband 1 + Entertainment plus, plus 5 quid for sport in HD

The free BT TV package gives you sport but not in HD

>>35786749
30 quid is internet which is quite standard
15 for TV

>>35786871
Not turning up

>>35786840

what did you REEEEEE at?

>>35786871
holy fuck poleaboo is real

can we go and watch?

>>35786378
NEET, not claiming any benefits but I might qualify for ESA. I'm afraid to apply because I think you only get one chance.

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>>35786780
Wheres the fat autistic one?
Really despise this category of brit/welsh nerds that manage to thrive on youtube, they're just such an utterly repulsive representation of our country to the world.

>>35786443
Oh yay you got another roomie! Bloody jealous he's also added a doggo to the place, what kind is it? can we see a pic??

>>35786908
I'm not attending, my solicitor said he'd explain and have me excused, possibly from all future dates too

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>>35786877
>yfw manager is m8s with manager at the better place and asked him to give you an offer to test you
>you bail and the offer is rescinded leaving you jobless
>you'll never get a good job again because manager has a strong sense of morality and tells everybody you're a disloyal jew

>>35786871
Court ref No SCS/2016-130481
PF ref No AB16011806

>>35786896
Shut the fuck up tripfag
mmmmmmb,n

>>35786896
As if your solicitor is going to go in and say "Amer isn't turning up, but it's all my fault, I'll take the bullet"

He'll just say "He's not here and I dunno where he is, your honor" and then you'll get arrested again.

>>35786871
monday
MONDAY
MONDAY
Aberdeen Sheriff Court
COURT
COURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-j2NVdhlfo

>>35786780
Spot the paedo

>>35786896
>A woman can like whatever the hell she wants
Your paki religion disagrees

>>35786963
One on the left looking away as if he's innocent

>>35786957
There's no way he could legally do that

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>>35786172
Limmy tier bants lad.

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>>35786896
>A woman can like whatever the hell she wants
>A woman
>you

Why didn't you try and get some therapy before you made irreversible changes to your body?

>>35786957
Wait wait... Amir isn't actually going to turn up and thinks the school-tier excuse of "I thought it was on friday" is going to work?

>>35786946
Wow so that's really his name. That makes it easier when calling the call centres in rochdale.

>>35786958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbBoLavg6b

>>35787001
Actually listened carefully when it was posted because I wondered if it was limmy

Been on forums he used to post on back before he was successful

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>>35786378
Student innit.
>>35786449
Wake up a normal time lad :)

Got to get up early tomorrow for mummys day lunch.

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>>35786901
I was imagining somebody talking to me. So basically nothing.

This is on the paper on table in the Indian next to co op.
Roastie killer gets no props here.

>>35786896
>30 quid is internet which is quite standard
My internet is like 12 GBP

>>35786996
There's no proof he offered to do anything for you. The only thing in writing is you saying you won't turn up. Contempt of court.
>>35787012
He thinks his crappy lawyer is going to make an excuse for him.

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>>35787052
>tfw when no japanese Hindley GF

>>35787010
It's been almost 4 months since my assessment, that's why

>>35787012
My solicitor said it'd be OK, he fucked up, not me

>>35787058
Are you with PlusNet or something?

>>35787034
Shite mate.

>>35787038
Limmy has been known to post here (4chan).

>>35787082
>he fucked up, not me
You might not realise this but you're the one on trial and you are the one responsible for your actions and explaining them.

>>35787082
STFU TRIPFAGGOT KYS

>>35787082
>My solicitor said it'd be OK

I bet there's a lot of people in jail thinking this.

>>35787076
He's my solicitor, he has a duty to me

He did email me back saying he'd "explain the situation"

>>35787099
But if I've been improperly advised my my solicitor?

Besides it's several hours and over a hundred quid to Aberdeen

>>35787122
My solicitors are quite smart (2 guys)

>>35787082
>It's been almost 4 months since my assessment, that's why

What I don't understand is transitioning will never make you a woman, it will just make you look like a crazy person I'm sorry to say. Only 1% of guys can actually get away with being a trap, and even they look odd.

You know you can't 'go back' to being a man, right? I just think that if I was you I would live with being a man rather than turning myself into a freak

>>35787137
>My solicitors are quite smart (2 guys)
which was the one who was too retarded to remember when the court date was

>>35787082
>My solicitor said it'd be OK, he fucked up, not me
I would not trust your solicitor if he's fucked up already
>>35787137
>My solicitors are quite smart (2 guys)
Did they tell you they were smart? They don't seem it if they fucked up

>>35787137
So he explains the situation. Then the judge issues a warrant for your arrest.

Your solicitor has done his duty, and so has the court.

>>35786925
He's also a massive cunt IRL, or so I've been told

>>35787137
If you're improperly advised you can sue them after but you'll still have to carry out the sentence lel

You better show up.

>>35787162
No surprise there, that category of nerd always is. work with a guy exactly like this.

I like posting here. As a British Pakistani I feel more welcome here and one of the lads than I ever would in real life.

>>35787137
>Besides it's several hours and over a hundred quid to Aberdeen
If it were me I'd put my time and money ahead of the chance of criminal conviction and prison

>>35786925
Apparently he's ill. Just an excuse for him to never turn up

>>35787194
Also his solicitor knows that Amer is skint and can't sue anyone, so he can do what he likes.
>>35787205
Amer has a paki mentality. He'd rather keep 100 quid and risk jail.

A paki tranny in prison, surely hed have to be kept away from general population?

>>35787233
He'd go to a woman's prison :^)

>>35786780
>>35786925
Is that him on the right wearing a wig?

Just finished watching The Truman Show for the first time. I feel properly depressed, like I haven't done in a long time. I think I might just go to bed

>tfw poley will be radicalised in prison

>>35787256
No. That's a member called duncan. He likes to act like a smart science loving type but he's of less than average intelligence

>>35787270
Holy fuck if this is the new chapter in the poley saga.

>>35787270
10 quid says ill kick his head in

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>>35787223
>A tranny paki in Perth prison
haha, lads gonna get fucked up by the fifers and taysiders.

>>35787270
Terry already tried that but Poley resisted. He tried to get him to steal a Flump out of Rochdale Asda as a test.

>>35787280
There were a couple of lads like that at my school. There was a distinction between "actual geeks" (i.e. smart people who were geeky) and "spazzy geeks" (people who acted geeky but were actually stupid)

>>35787203
I'm here anon ;-;

>>35787149
I felt like I would kill myself this route was the lesser of two evils?

>>35787159
He misheard the date, it's an honest mistake

>>35787160
The talk well

>>35787194
It's over a hundred quid and 15 hours, I'm not making that trip

>>35787203
Fuck off

>>35787205
I'll get back on remand ASAP
You don't know how hellish the journey is

>>35787223
Somewhat true

>>35787233
Criminals are chill as fuck in Scotland, never had any racial issues, they treat me like a baby just like coworkers

>>35787353
>You don't know how hellish the journey is

Was it more comfortable in the police car?

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>>35787270
>mfw poley comes out of prison wearing a burka

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>>35787233
I know the tranny who killed the guy in Glenrothes got placed in a female prison (he was on the list for an op though), but then he fucked the females and got moved back to the male section of Edinburgh prison.

Pretty sure Poleboo isn't recognised by the state as a tranny though.

>>35787385
Yes!

It was much more comfy, it was warmer and I had people to talk to
They even fed me

>>35787390
Yeah,self-meddinng so my ilk are all those trannies who've killed themselves in prison

>>35787462
Ah you'll much prefer the journey up on monday afternoon then.

>>35787503
I genuinely will

Not that it'll happen
They don't remand people/revoke bail so easily

They need to respect that I haven't booked the correct days off from work

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No more friends anymore.

>>35787582
chin up lad im your mate

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>>35787462
Not sure if you'll be going to Grampion on Perth.

I don't know much about Grampion, it's relatively new. Prison. Aberdeen got shut down in 2014.

If you end up in Perth don't tell them you're in for being a sexpest.

>>35787540
>They need to respect that I haven't booked the correct days off from work
Lad, it doesn't matter. Your work has to give you the day off lad. It's demanded by law. Regardless if you booked the wrong days.

Your boss will not be happy when the police come pick you up during work.

>they don't remand people/revoke bail
they will if you don't turn up.

What do I write in my mummys day card lads?

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>>35787724
>to mum

>lots of love Anon xoxo

>its another britfeel is dead episode

feel like these threads are starting to become more and more pointless by the day lads

>>35787634
Brexit gets signed this week
Polexit gets decided this week

what a time to be alive

>>35787634
It'll be Grampian, my sister said it's rough, the other criminals said the same
There are murders in there

Can we agree that it's not 100% certain that I will have my bail revoked?
There is a fair chance the solicitor will understand my circumstances

Damon poster is best poster. It makes me happy seeing all the pictures

>>35787757
well at least we had a good run tbch

>>35787736
Cheers lad wrote

>to the best mum on mothers day, I hope you have a great day
>lots of love anon xxxxx

Did something happen to Junlad? I haven't seen him recently.

>>35787764
You probably won't go to prison.

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>>35787818
reeeeeeee fuck off ur mums not the best mine is

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>>35786378

I work delivering morphine

I'm also the shipposter

lets tell some comfy stories lads

http://www.atlasobscura.com/things-to-do/england

anyone been to any of these places? i went to alnwick gardens back in primary school, it was p good!

>>35786426
>Order chicken kebab on just eat
>Order accepted
>Arrive after 20mins
>Say I ordered online
>"Chicken kebab yea?"
>Yes
>I'll finish these two then you'll have your order

fucking turks

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>tfw hungry and no food in the house so want to go buy a sandwich but there's a fat yob standing directly in front of the corner shop door
What do I do he looks completely out of it. I retreated home for now because he doesn't look like he's going to move out of the fucking way for some time
might go back in 15 mins

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>>35787764
I figured Grampion would be rough. I doubt you'll end up there, but I would say go to your trial. They may well revoke your bail if you don't turn up. If your lawyer fucked up your date he should have notified the court before and tried to get a change, but he doesn't seem on the ball lad. So turning up on the day to say 'we thought it was another day' wont look good and they may choose (and it is up to the judge on the day) to continue or postpone to another date.

>>35787794
Cheers lad.
This is my fav damon pic.

>>35787818
No worries lad. The best part about mothers day cards is they already have something nice written in them.

>>35788016
Damon used to be a top lad. Shame what he's become now

>>35787962
They came to your house to tell you the order won't ready for a bit?

>>35787757
You must have missed the thread that just hit 530 posts

Is calling my mum up for mother's day and acceptable gift?

>>35788040
I never order delivery

I live like 2mins away from the highstreet so order to pick it up, it's cheaper

>>35787999
No tesco near by? You seem a tad screwed lad

>>35787999
Just go up, don't look at him and just say "'scuse mate" and squeeze past

>>35788112

"can i just sneak past you there fella?"

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>>35788040
I reckon he ordered online, to pick up in store.
It's a waste of time doing that they just cook it when you come in anyway.

>>35788037
I'm not sure what you're getting at lad. His political views? They fact he looks old? His move more to world music than the twangy guitars of the past?

>>35787999
Just say 'excuse me' and move on past.
I don't get why that's so hard? I'd say the same thing if it was a group of young lads.

My Indian was delish lads.
Now watching some show about celebs snapping.
Wanna be a paparazzi. Looks cool.

>>35788167
Trying to finish off Rogue One

fuck me this film is dull, only good thing is the lighting and set design the characters are like staring at paint drying

>>35788149
>I reckon he ordered online, to pick up in store.
>It's a waste of time doing that they just cook it when you come in anyway.
Is this a paki thing? The chink place around the corner of mine tells me how long it's going to be until it's ready so I can pick it up as soon as it's done

>>35788149
The first and the second one.

>>35788016
Thanks for caring but I'm not making the journey to Aberdeen unless I feel I have no other choice

>>35788209
Oops. Meant last not second

The guy who writes Poleaboo needs to write a book and get it made into a BBC drama, possibly a comedy drama.

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>>35786378
Am I the only one around here that was more interested in the Amanda Seyfried leaks?

I found the BT broadband+sport deal at 39 quid

Not bad?

>>35788258
You're paying for the sport and that's it, you cretin

>>35788288
What's that mean?

The broadband is worth 25/30 quid, it's fibre
Currently with TalkTalk and it's 20 quid

>>35786434
If you don't mind me asking, what are the items that you buy and sell exactly? And what platforms do you use to buy and sell?
I've been considering doing this myself, but i'm no sure as to where to begin. Thanks in advance anon.

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Am I the only one around here that likes to Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPWqnh-DQE

>>35788339
>BT Broadband
>"FIBRE"

the only actual fibre optic is virgin. majority of companies which aren't virgin use copper wiring at the end of the fibre optic which basically makes it useless

t. electrician that worked for Virgin & Sky

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>>35788071
If you're not someone who visits much, or sends gifts then sure. She'll like the call.

Just say 'called to say happy mothers day'. Then just ask her about what's she been up to.

>>35788198
Probably a paki thing. I don't bother using online, I just go to the place and order. That said, I never deal with turks, only chinese and chippies.

>>35788209
The political views have always been there to be fair. Least at the late end of blur.
I know what you mean about the music thing, but I still like his new stuff
>>35788211
Fair enough lad, just don't say it wasn't mentioned.
>>35788258
What's the phone deal?
I'd say shop around. You can get BT sports for like 12 quid, so if you can get a better deal on broadband try that.

That said, it's not too bad.

I dropped sky sports because it was getting shite. BT sport has all the best shit. It's even got boxnation now.

Western civilization has experienced spiritual death and only Islam can revive it.

>>35788444
Aye

God is great init

not really liking the new britfeel 'personalities' that have been emerging recently tbqh

>>35788398
Alright but this broadband is still worth around 20+ quid

>>35788399
I don't know what the phone deal is but it's included

It's not just BT Sport, it's HD
If I got BT Sport with Sky or Virgin, I'd also have to pay whatever their TV fees and I'm not sure if HD will be available on those platforms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc-2VY_TDYQ&index=1&list=LLxIMsyo3QleEkn_MEtUxM_Q never properly listened to them, cracking.

you all doing anything for tomorrow? i'm a prick and forgot to check if my mum's busy but hoping to take the family out for lunch

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>>35788444
The only thing that can rescue the west is a return to Christendom

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>>35788512
>new batch of wonderful posters like lenlad
>they start posting less and get replaced by a resurgent poleaboo and another made up character Jay-J
>I still wish it was 2015 instead

>>35788537
I never understood the hype of them, they always come off as the type of band edgy kids listen to

>>35788512
Agreed. The narcissists turning the thread into the tripfag show is ruining the comfy feel. The best thing to do is ignore them.

>>35788588
yeah i thought that then stuck them on the other night, a lot better than I thought

>tfw all day people posting about mothers day

>>35788638
sorry lad, how long since your mummy passed? would you like to talk about it?

>>35780131
is this azu-lad?

>>35786310

>tfw leave the house for the first time in 2 weeks
>Hear a massive explosion towards the city centre

Wonder if it was terrorism

>>35788670
that, my friend, eliza. i think she's dead now tho.

Just been to a stand up show and as I sat down I got a message on my phone from a girl I've had an on off thing with for about 9 years, she's sat in the row behind me and we chatted for a bit and she's only gone and done the same shit she does every time. Show's a load of interest, lots of smiles and maintaining conversation then very suddenly you can see the interest is gone and getting a response longer than "k" or at all is like bleeding a stone.

Every other time I've gotten mega clingy and pestered her with messages, now I just want to either ignore her and see what happens or just be like "we've been at this almost 10 fucking years, can we either fuck and never talk again, date, or just never talk again at all"

Shit's getting right on my tits

I know I can just ask the university for a straight answer but I don't want them to get the wrong idea. I'm switching degree most likely and resitting stage 1. Do I actually need to pass this year to be able to redo stage 1 again or once I get conformation off the Degree Director am I locked into it?

>>35788710
you gotta know how to juggle the bitches lad, keep her waiting on you, we all know your personality is shit so you've got show as little of it as possible and stretch it out until you get it wet

>>35788682
is this it lad?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39396136

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>>35788710
Did you really orbit her for 9 years, did you even smash ?

>>35788398
It's FTTC. Definitely still fibre mate.
They do also offer FTTP now as well.

Virgin is NOT the only company offering fibre lol. Fttc is fine for most people.

>>35788195
I liked Rogue One lad. Tears in my eyes.

>ex-oneitis I haven't spoke to in over year just messaged me
>asks if I want to go to the beach

At this time? In this weather? Think I'm going to end up murdered lads, was nice knowing you

>>35788749
>show as little of it as possible

Did you miss the bit where I said 9 years

>>35788786
Orbit nah. We'll have like a month of talking loads, start hanging out, getting food and watching films, making out. Then one of us will make things weird and we'll go our seperate ways until we bump into each other again
This is the first time I've seen her or even spoken to her in like a year now, so like I said, hardly orbiting.
desu tho walking out the venue she was just in front of me and ugh, too thicc to handle. I really do need to smash it

what am I supposed to do when my 12 month broadband/TV deal expires and I have to pay full price?

>>35788827
>This pathetic guy used to orbit me, omg let me tell you...
>Hey I bet you could text him right now and get him to go to the beach
>The beach...but it's freezing and the middle of the night! Ok, I'll do it. Let's see how pathetic he is.

>>35788195
Rogue One is shit tier. Bordering on Prequel tier

>>35788585
lenlad's a shit

>>35788936
Stop pretending to be me. I won't have any problems with my new TV deal.

>go to buy my mums card at the local morrisons
>kid at the end of the checkout with a bucket collecting money for his boyscouts club
>go to chuck in the 2 pound coins i have in my hand
>accidentally throw in the 10 sheet as well
>accidentally gave him 12 quid
>couldnt bring my self to say anything so walk off
>kid didnt even say thanks

w-well i hope karma exists lads

>>35788873
10 Years of paying for dates and you haven't even smashed ?

KEKED

>>35788936
Change to a different provider. Tell them you are leaving, they might even offer you a better deal.

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>>35788585
>Jay-J
That lad needs to get his shit together.
If he's real his stylist is fucking him over. I mean I don't follow trends, but the hipster scene died years ago. Even camden lads aren't sporting that shit anymore.

So what you lads up to anyway?
Watching the last season of Sopranos while eating pasta (with chicken, sausage and cheese/bacon sauce.).

>>35789023
I remember doing that as a scout. It's grim, lad

>>35789037
>>35788973
>paying for dates

What the fuck kinda mug do you take me for
Would be funny if it wasn't usually getting a takeaway at her flat and if she wasn't the one that usually bought it
But y'know, cool I guess. Enjoy the keke

>>35789065
>Tell them you are leaving, they might even offer you a better deal.
I guess

Can't switch though since there will be a 60 quid activation fee, gotta stretch out the contract to make it worth while

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>want to forge a britfeel personality
>too lazy and end up anonymous posting more instead

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>>35788585
I am not a made up character.

>>35789083
yeh i can imagine, dont think i could have lived with my self if i'd have asked him to dig into his bucket and give me my 10er back tho

should have just gone to self serve

>>35788975
I reckon this would be true if I wasn't the one that shut her out my life because of her suicidal tendencies, didn't want to be involved with that in case she did kill herself. Sort of worried this message is a cry for help and she's going to actually do it. If I don't go and she does kill herself, can I be charged for not going lads

>>35789163
No, you can't be charged.

How the fuck is she going to kill herself? Walk into the sea like Reginald Perrin?

>>35789144
post a pic of yourself with a timestamp

>>35788585
Poleaboo's right about lenlad, he's creepy and disingenuous.

>>35789200
Kek there's a pier which she could jump off but I doubt she ever would, this is probably just some dumb attention seeking act she always does, bet she found someone new when I moved on and he's done the same so she's trying to come crawling back, she's a psycho

>>35789072
Watching a pirates of the caribean film on BBC1.

I quite like the series. Got worse over time tho.

>>35789221
lenlad seems like a decent bloke, bit OTT for me tho.. have a feeling hes probs a turbo normie too

still would take him over poley any day

>>35789202
I'm not sure you understand what I am trying to achieve.

>>35789232
I liked the first film of that series but can't stand the others for some reason. Sort of wish they just had the one film and left it as that.

Watching PewDiePie's interview is kinda making me feel shitty. Dude's life was interesting even before youtube, while my entire life I've been wasting time on the internet and playing shitty video games.

He seems like a cool dude though.

>>35789301
What was interesting about his life?

You can make your life interesting too.

can any of you trippos tell me why you feel the need to trip up? whats ur problem with anon posting

>>35789301
i'll never respect people that leech off of retards/young kids, especially when they're aware of what they're doing

>>35789141
Some NEET with no self respect should invent say 5 tripfag personas and invent a schedule for each of them, sometimes overlapping as not to generate suspicion.

I'd do it but I have self respect and better ways to spend my time, fuck being a tripfag let alone 5.

>>35789325
He's just had a lot of noteworthy experiences as a byproduct of being a turbochad.

>>35789335
well thats about 95% of content creators then

>>35789330
I'm looking to build an image on here. I want people to be like "Oh /Britfeel/, that's Jay-J's thread right?"

>>35789343
I have the time to do that but i'm too lazy, if I had the creativity and motivation to keep that up I wouldn't be a worthless NEET to begin with

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Just a friendly reminder for all you knobends

Oh /Britfeel/, that's Poleaboo's thread right?

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>>35789232
I've watched the lot. The first was good, the rest were average at best, but I still catch them if they're on tv and nothing else has my interest.

I like Depp. He's a pretty decent actor.

>>35789366
You need to get your shit together lad. No one fucking cares about you.

>>35789404
I'm poised to be one of the greats.

When are you lads going to take the red pill? None of these trips are real, there are all Scotanon's creations. He's making us dance like puppets every single day.

pretty sure albran lad and jay j are the same entity, the both appeared at the same time and the always respond to each other
hmm

lads why dont we start a britfeel business selling merchandise? we have enough decent artists here to throw some designs together, we could make britfeel inspired clothing aimed at obviously british people

could even do some normie themed meme clothing to profit off them

>>35789449
Shut up Scotanon.

This jayj is really annoying me desu. It's so obviously fictional. Keep taking the bait though.

starting a new fm save, what team should i pick?

>want something comfy
>cba with lower leagues

>>35789528
Why am I obviously fictional?

>>35789548
Leeds

original season

>>35789548
nottingham forest was always one i enjoyed pissing about at for some reason

>>35789505
There'd be no we.
A small percentage would make something.
The rest of us robots would continue doing nothing.

>>35789449
I've been keeping track of all the threads where moni, albarnlad and jay-j all post. They all post at similar times and always respond to each other. Not once has there been less than a minute between their posts

>>35789548
Eibar. Coasting in la liga while having TSU use you to statpad his goals.

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>>35789580
Albarn lad here, can assure you I'm not the paki or hipsterfag.

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>>35789548
orginally this
>>35789566

Hello boys! how are you all you bring strong lads doing tonight?

>>35789433
When will you be killing yourself, you fucking faggot?

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>>35789616
It's not concrete proof, but every little helps. I don't want to be in the same field as those muppets.

>>35789689
This proves nothing, more than a minute between posts

Might get a cat so I don't kill myself.

>>35788987
Got to the end of it, nicely shot but the characters were so boring I couldn't care less when they were ceremoniously killed off one by one.

Also we fucking get it, black men and old white women can fly spaceships

>>35789566
dubs win, leeds it is

>better have decent wbs

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>>35789718
It was more the lack of you when replying to Jay-J about him needing his shit together.

>>35789766
You'll make the cat unhappy.

>>35789677
Why do I make you so angry, chum? What is it about me and my carefully constructed personality that makes you despise me so much?

Isn't it obvious? Your hate is more about you than it is about me.

You don't hate me. You hate yourself.

I love you.

Went on /o/ for some car advice.

They have a Brit thread. Not as old as ours. But successful.
They meet up for car shows and shit.

Quite jealous tbdesuka.

>>35789804
Shut the fuck up tripfag

Then hang yourself

>>35789801
I just want to love something/someone.

I reckon the cat's a good idea

>>35789831
I was memeing btw, getting a cat is a good idea. Maybe a pupper? Theyre always happy to see you but they need a lot more attention.

>>35789769
Did you see all the asians they added? See Disney are not racist

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>>35789778
very easily edited

>>35789831
a cat is a good idea lad. mine's a indoor and he follows me round everywhere. it's good having a little buddy. i say get 1 lad.

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don't forget lads, clocks go forward 1 hour at 1am.
also mothers day tomorrow.

>>35789831
having a cat has done me good. i've been working on improving myself so she can have a better owner. just wanna make her happy.

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>>35789867
That's why I said it probably counts for nowt.

>>35789828
Mate I can't help you with your anger. Only you can.

I want a ghetto black gf

>>35789913
How about you stop being a tripfag

>>35789821
And here we are without a single meetup ever

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>>35789918
I want a qt goth gf lad, but I wont get one.

>>35789831
Get a dog. A cat is a 50/50 chance of getting a nice one or a bastard. A dog will love you unconditionally, no matter what you do to it

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>>35788392
Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga Ragga

>>35789924
Would that really help your anger issues though? You'd just find something else to get angry about.
>>35789942
We can meet up if you want?

any girly lads here fancy a willy up the bum?

>>35789000
nah i like lenlad,he seems alright

>>35789965
Are you pro-LGBT?

>>35789966
Yes

>>35789965
No I just want all tripfaggots out of an anonymous website. Then there shall be peace.

And two tripfags meeting, wow I hope they bomb you both

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>>35789918
I wouldn't go for a ghetto one but I know how you feel

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>>35789942
There was this meet up. Sometimes people claim otherwise but this really was a /britfeel/ meet, I know because I was there, and I still talk to a few of the lads I met there. Although none of them currently still post here.

>>35789944

I had one very briefly, but she moved to Canada. She knew she was a /pol/ack and kept telling people she would give me jungle fever one day she did

I don't even want a gf now.

I've ascended the need for human companionship.

Bed time

Too tired to stay awake

>>35789987
i said girly, not self proscribe abominations of flabby man meat

>>35789992
What a sad sight

>>35789987
I'll need to ask my personality coach how I am supposed to feel about LGBT but I assume that it'll be fine.

>>35789992
This is fucking it. The image. I asked for this a few weeks back but nobody could provide it. The saddest thing I've ever scene, artistic really.

>>35789991

I didn't mean too ghetto, but I wouldn't want a coconut.

>>35789992
>the guy behind the ginger lad is junlad

>>35789992
>That numale thinking he's too cool to look at the camera
Every damn time

>>35790023
screech looks happy though

>>35789992
I have the same dress sense as the first guy on the left. Better face but balder.

Not sure if I believe this is legit though.

>>35789992
i honestly think i know that guy on the right in the light blue shirt, whats his name?

>>35790030
S

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oreganuu

>>35789992

this was in no way a /brtifeel/ meetup, some of those people may have posted on britfeel, but it was essentially a British r9k steam group meetup.

>>35789992
Doesnt seem that bad

5 of them seem fairly attractive, minus the two closest to the camera and the fella to the left of the bird.

>that fucking prick not looking at the camera and eating his food
what a cunt

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But 9S is our friend, he's here to help us.

Kill 9S.

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>>35790043
Yeah, I get what you mean. I wouldn't one that is basically a white girl with black skin either

>>35790108
That better not be a fucking spoiler

>>35790103
None of those people are attractive anon

>>35789988

>that time get

>those double dubs

>>35790094
I remember this meetup being discussed in these threads and the countless strawpolls about it. It was definitely a /britfeel/ meetup

>>35790108
Delete this you dickhead, some people haven't played it yet

>>35790120
the game has like 26 endings, how is anything really a spoiler

>>35790131
Kek has spoken
dkjjfgdkngdngl

>>35790124
Seem like normies is a better way of saying it, then. I can see those I mentioned to be "attractive" as being normies.

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>>35790040
I am in the pic. Not saying which one I am though
>>35790077
It is legit. I can post unseen photos of other people in the group because I know them. Pic related.
>>35790079
The blonde guy? He's one person who I didn't keep up with. Think his name was Wilson or Watson or something, he was definitely getting addressed by his second name.

>>35790103
That ginge is a bloke mate.

>>35790163
Nope, she was a girl called Charlotte.

>>35790162
congrats on being unappealing

>>35790120
>>35790148
It's not even the halfway point of the game

>>35790162
>won't post my pic but i'll post someone elses
bit rude lad, it's obvious you're the one behind the ginge

>>35790226
No comment lad.

>>35790111

>Black girl is riding me on top
>"Schlomo goldburg really got to you didn't he"
>"yes anon fuck shaniqua and race mix like a good goy"

this was a sexual experience I had in 2016

>>35790236
Stop commenting altogether

>>35790162
Which guy is this? Can't really tell.

Where was the meet?

Why are people giving poleaboo so much attention recently?

He literally used to make about 10 posts in a single general and not a single (You), now all of a sudden the whole thread revolves around him

Is it the autist lewd posters shitting up the thread again?

>>35790278
One behind the ginger girl.

The meet was in Bristol.

>>35790287
Tripfags should die

fuck it, i'm going to bed. i've put my clocks forward so i don't feel so weak going to bed this early. nighty night thread

>>35790287

I don't think you realise how fast the turnaround of users on /r9k/ is.

>94% of /r9k/ users started coming here since May 23rd, 2014

>79% started coming here after October 1st 2015

I imagine I am one of the very few /britfeel/ posters who have been here since the first threads in November 2014

>being confident enough to meet and socialize in real life
>being confident enough to actually eat at a social gathering
>being happy in a group picture

hope nobody here does that

>>35790287
waifuposting and gayposting has been on the down lately, probably because junlad hasn't been posting much

>>35789992
I wouldn't mind going to a meet up desu

I'm always bored nowadays, but recently I get extremely depressed when I drink so I dunno

>>35790382
It was honestly brilliant lad. One of the best nights I've ever had, no exaggeration.

We went to the pub, then went for a curry, then went to another pub, then a lad's flat. Kept going until 5am.

At the meetup we're all going to hit the dab then take a picture lads, will be epic for the win.

>>35790352
Where you get these random statistics? Lol.

Was definitely posting winter 14 desu.

>>35790352
I've been here since the start but have stopped coming and started coming to the thread sporadically

but my life hasn't changed one bit, i'm still in the depressed NEET routine
I imagine other people have left school/uni and became somewhat functional and had no need to come here any longer.

worst part in the threads history was the movienight/steam gang last year, stopped coming into the thread for like 2-4 months at least, luckily they mostly seem to have pissed off

>>35790352
I've been around since January 2015.
>>35790495
Same here lad, I had about an 8 month break from the thread when I was working in an office with 4chan on the black list. As soon as I got another job where 4chan can be viewed, I got right back into it.

Filthyfrank makes some comfy ass music for a cringy youtuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg35jIwoWcQ

I just want the time to pass. I hate existing at this time and I don't know why. I want it to be tomorrow but I won't be able to sleep for another 12 hours.

>>35790540
I'd never post at work.
>>35790495
I also come in and out. By some standards here'd I'd be normie. But I don't feel it.
What was wrong with the movie nights? I never took part. But if they got a social boost from it why not?

>>35789992
REMINDER
THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH /BRITFEEL/
IT WAS A REDDIT MEET AND THIS GUY SPENT A YEAR SPAMMING IT HERE PRETENDING IT WAS US

SAD

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Have 3 weeks off work.
>been more depressed than ever.

Makes no fucking sense lad.

>>35790613
>tfw wish I could just stay in bed all day everyday. I can't though, for starters the TV is downstairs and if I did move it up stairs that would be it, game over.

>>35790663
Why wouldn't you post at work?

I used to do it constantly but I've tried to be more disciplined about actually working hard.

>>35790547
You are aware of the concept of acting and of a character yeah?

>>35790665
Oh, you're that guy again?

I've heard people saying it was a reddit meet and a pol meet. But it wasn't. I was there. The meet was arranged in this thread.

Happy Mummy Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNbhwSXDB8

>>35790677
Wouldn't want them knowing I use 4chan. Or knowing what it was. They thought I was weird enough.

>>35790677
>Anon, we need to talk about this website you constantly visit during your shift. It's logged in our system and you frequent something called /britfeel/. A site that glorifies Harold Shipman and Elliot Rodger while making fun of a Asian transexual.

>>35790735
You weren't there. It was originally posted on /pol/ and then here, the guy even took a timestamped photo on /pol/ to explain.

Hilarious you're still trying to do this after how butthurt you became the last time you stopped posting posting it. But please continue, I'll be here to set people straight.

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another WILD saturday for me lads
been awake for 4hours and done absolutely nothing, usual stuff.

want to watch a movie but i'm too tired to start anything and tab out after 10mins, same with video games

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>buy Shadow of the Colossus
>only 6GB
>been downloading for 2 hours and only 2GB done

I FUCKING HATE ENGLAND REEE I JUST WANT FIBRE OPTIC BUT THE COUNCIL WON'T LET THEM INSTALL IT IN MY STREET REEE

Is there a way to weigh yourself without a scale? I don't have one and I want to put a number on how fat I am.

>>35790833
don't they have scales in chemists? go into boots and its like a quid

>>35790829
It's the playstation servers. Just emulate it on your PC anyway you cretin

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This is why I love the Scots Guard. Fanny dances about like a wee fairy, gets telt tae beat it.

'Haw, get yersel away'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queens-guard-london-england-dancing-tourist-st-james-palace-westminster-a7650096.html

>>35790771
I knew you'd be back.

It's honestly quite funny that you believe this. Can I ask you something? What pol thread was it?

And what guy turned up and how did he end up on /pol/ to explain?

Want to get to the bottom of how and why you came to believe this.

>>35790859
I don't leave the house.

I'll probably end up ordering a scale.

>>35790878
Doubt my Surface could run it

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>>35790886
I've been here a little longer than you and know what has and hasn't happened.
The photo you post is now about 4 years old and predates /britfeel/.

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Anyone else here anorexic or have an eating disorder?
I am 8 stone 11 and 6'0, I used to be 7 stone 4 lol. Lost 3lbs this month, feels pretty bad.
I wish I could be American, it would be much easier to be anorexic then. I went to the chippy today and had fish and chips then went to the paki shop and had 4 bars of chocolate (double decker, wispa, lion bar and curly wurly). I'd never binge like this if I had to walk 40 minutes to reach the local wal mart.

>>35790922
Haha, if only you understood how little you actually know about that photo.

Where did you first see that pol timestamp photo?

I think people here will make up their own minds whether this guy is in the photo. He looks very slightly like him but I honestly think anyone can see that the shape of the face is different and the hair is a complete different texture.

But I am fascinated by how you first came to believe this?

>>35790983
Imagine you lived in Manhattan where you can get 80 different types of food delivered 24 hours a day.

>>35791001
In the thread, it's also in the moe archive, he posted after it was claimed to be a /pol/ meet.

It's sort of sad that you've copied that original prankster.

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>>35790795
Are you me matey???

>>35791001
>he thinks we're stupid enough to believe a meet up happened because of one questionable photo and no other evidence

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>>35791070
>Pirates of the caribbean

Fucking patrician tier taste.

>>35791045
>>35791083
It's bizarre that you're starting to doublepost. You must be very passionate about this.

Are you claiming to have seen this thread? You've read this thread yourself?

Do you have an archive link to the thread that you're talking about?