Hey /r9k/, the man on the right of this pic is now your servant.

>>35784551
Make him work a job and pay for my NEET needs.

Ask him how do I get as /fit/ as him.

>>35784551
Is this how manlets feel walking around?

Id suck his dick all the time.

>>35784632
Wouldn't even need to get on your knees.

>>35784551
have him kill people for me

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>>35784551
So basically Butler from Artemis Fowl?

>>35784551
Well he would be my bodyguard and I wouldn't feel so insecure anymore

I'd get my new meta-human friend to absolutely wreck the NLF. Then once we had enough money we'd live in luxury the rest of our lives. I'd want to be his friend more than masterpiece really.

I'd sit on his pecs and ask him to walk through a park with me resting on his shoulder. Also put him in a loincloth and do some kinky caveman rp.

>>35784692
Shitty book series, and yes, I did read it all.

>>35784551

Parade him around in a little pink dress and make him dance while I collect money.

>>35784551
Make money off of him. I would learn to be a sports agent or a fight promoter, doesn't really matter his power alone would fuel our careers.

>>35784559
This but also have him cuck any man who gets on my bad side. Also, we could hangout

>>35784551
I'd be happy to have a new gym bro

Id ask him to teach me how to get fit. not as huge as him though. also hitch rides all day on his shoulders.

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I'd start calling us Master Blaster and make loads of cash by becoming a duo who does stuff like acting and dancing.

I'd make sure he was happy too though: give him a share of the cash if he wanted any, make sure he gets some pussy, all that good stuff.

>>35784551
nothing much, really. just having a friend around would be nice. we could watch baseball games everyday and beat niggas up that fuck with me

>>35784551
>He is all natural
least believable aspect of this post desu

>>35785591
>literally an 8ft+ giant with superhuman strength
>"nah it must be drugs"

Well I guess if gamma radiation counts as a drug.

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>make him play in the NBA
>we're now millionaires
>let him fuck me after games for being a good boy

why can't life be this easy

My personal bodyguard who'd beat any shitskin who just looks at me, literally into a bloody pulp.
I'd order him to leave one alive and make him say "I'm just an inferior subhuman and should be grateful that you are letting me live, master".

>>35784551
Just chill, until dindus get too uppity. He's in perfwct shape to go full Ben Garrison.

Let him fuck my wife

Do everything in my power to make him go all bara ahego. also ask him to put on a little weight and go bearmode.

>>35786081
stop using weeb words you cuck
what the fuck do you know about anime, you got uncomfortable and had to go do your ablutions after watching a single episode of lucky star

>>35785815
>>35785378
>>35784824
this
I would have him tour my favorite teams and win them championships while getting millions

>>35784551

Dress up as CIA and bane for holloween

Tell him to throatfuck me and make me worship him like in those Boris Vallejo paintings.

ask him to play ranked with me on r6s

>>35785570
You'd be Master, he'd be Blaster. He wouldn't be both. Watch the fucking film properly, you fuck.

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>>35786394
>I'd start calling us Master Blaster
>us
>not him
suck ur mum

>>35786433
Fugg I can't read

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>>35786394
Learn to read fuck boi