A game of Fortunately, Unfortunately. I'll start:
Fortunately, I ran out of the police station unseen.
Unfortunately I am a nigger
Fortunately, I have a big dick.
unfortunately, im lurking /r9k/
fortunately, im lurking /r9k/
fuck
>>35780922
Unfortunately, i'm dumb as bricks
fortunately, I can easily kill myself with a hookless ratchet strap if I decide to finally go
Unfortunately, Satan will rape my ass once I'm dead.
ubfortunately I am in a state of constant indecisiveness about wether I want to get my act together and live or if I want to give up... FUCK
>>35781491
>unfortunately
>no longer a Virgin
I don't see the downside