Hot cleaning lady

>>35780545
TAKE A PICTURE FAGGOT

Try to take a pic. Also get her to feel bad for you, Latina bitches love taking care of others when they aren't extracting your soul from your body with their anger and rage

NOTHING, AS YOU DID ALWAYS IN YOUR LIFE

LATER FAP AT IDEA, THAT YOU DID SOMETHING

>>35780566
I'll take one soon for you guys, she's currently in the bathroom so I can't get one.

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Got a pic guys, it's not the best though, ill try to get better ones.

context? are you in home? or an office? anyway you are the white murican male, she wont reject to fuck with you, she is desperate for a Visa, talk to her about her job if she has other plans, don't be scared you fucktard she wont denied all latinos are scared of deportation now and will to do anything

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>>35780714
>He considers this flabby piece of goblin a 10/10

M8 just by the looks of her legs I can assure you this lady is already past the wall where latinas turn from "ayyyyy papi" to "to pass this bridge ye shall answer me three riddles, weary traveler"

>>35780794
I'm in my house, and I'm a American male. My house is quite nice too.

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Why are latina girls so hot anons?
>tfw no qt latina milf to clean your aryan cock.

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REEEEEE suck my benis.

>>35780714
Shes not even dressed hot.

Abort op, I repeat, abort and fap later

>>35780837
so what are you scared of? white american with a big house, you are a lottery for her, of course you wont have to pay or anything, fucking latinas maids is common , she probably already fucked with all of her bosses

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I bet she bent over just for me.

>>35780796

Well based on the other pics she seems passable enough. Go for it OP make us proud

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Bretty gud stuff in my opinion. I must be sneaky.

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This is very fun to do. What do you guys think?

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>>35780796
>I can assure you this lady is already past the wall where latinas turn from "ayyyyy papi" to "to pass this bridge ye shall answer me three riddles, weary traveler"

>>35781070
did she change pants for you too?

>>35781204
The kisslessest virgin

>>35781204
>8/10
>10/10 ass
Nope.

>>35781261
No, that is a different person. I wish she did.

>>35781270
What is wrong with being a Kissless virgin? It doesn't make a person any less human.

>>35781284
I was over exaggerating. It is pretty nice in my opinion though, but I have seen far better.

>>35781300

it actually does and they should be deported to the US Virgin Islands in a quarantine so they dont do things like this

Are you going to try something OP!?
You should try then yell us the results.

>>35781336
There's nothing wrong with what I'm doing, adult male virgins are good people that shouldn't be made fun of.

>>35780545
Do like they do in BANGBROS. Give her money to clean without her clothes on. Then whip your dick out. Give her more money to touch it. Then tell her you'll give her $1,000 if she lets you fuck.

What do you know about her?

>>35781377
What should I do Mr Dubs? I'm nervous even around them.

>>35781385
What if she says no? What then?

>>35781396
Oh shit IDK! Any other anons got ideas?

>>35780939
You must live in lala land. This is one of the stupidest things I have read today. You probably just watch so much porn you cannot tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore.

>>35781391
I know nothing original post reeeee

>>35781425
She's probably poor as shit so I think your odds are good. It depends on how good looking you are and how much money you're offering.

>>35781385
Don't do this you imbecile. This is a thinking feeling human with free agency and self awareness, not some nocturnal emission style fever dream.

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I'm going to be fapping to this one tonight boys, she almost saw me take it too my heart is racing.

Op you should try to jerk it now its so exciting twhen they're there.

>>35781488
I'm pretty goodlooking, but I'm a lot younger than her. She looks to be in her late 30s early 40s and I'm 21.

>>35781502
bruh that's not a 8/10 nice pics tho

>>35781495
Fuck off fatman, your wife is ugly you dumb tripfag normal shit. I'll do as I please.

>>35781534
I think you should man up and go for it then

>>35780868
Im guessing she sees you sitting there, just watching her like a fucking robot

REEEEE

Op here.
I came up with a great plan, I'll go in my bathroom and wait until she's about to clean it. I'll jerk off a bit so I'm fully erect, and surprise her when I open the door. My dick is pretty big (7.7inches) so it might work. Wish me luck. It will either end in failure or success. She's smiled at me 2 times so I think I'll give it a shot.

>>35781607
I was pretending I was looking at my phone, my cover was not blown.

>>35781534
If you're gonna do this, you need to be convincingly confident and sincere. If there's a hint of awkwardness she'll just get offended. I don't watch these Bangbros videos but assuming they're not staged*, if it works it only works because the guys are attractive and most importantly CONFIDENT when they offer.

Alternatively, you could try to veeery subtly imply some kind of danger. Something that she'll notice subconsciously but will never come to her conscious attention. Something so that she won't say no, because of the implication of danger.

* which they must be or it would be prostitution

>>35781659
Please don't be a fag and not deliver OP

>>35781688
Most people who take pictures and try to pretend they're texting make it painfully obvious they're taking pictures.

Even if you're good looking, she probably still thinks you're a creep. She's probably cleaning things as fast as possible so she can hurry up and get home.

>>35781659
You better do that shit boi.

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>>35781379
>adult male virgins

You are literally a failed human being

You deserve all the scorn in the world

Dont listen to tgese fuckz do it op do it!!!!

>>35780714
damn, what a let down.

>>35781563
Go ahead and try it. Then report results. You'll either lie or go quiet because people hate to see the old "i told you so"

Get a pic of her face dude, you can't fap if you're not sure if the face looks good.

>>35782049
lol I agree with that guy.

Failed human beings are single mothers, sluts, drug abusers, child abusers, rapists, serial killers, and the severely mentally handicapped. Even then, to call them failed would be incorrect usage of the term.

>>35782108
>>35781974
>>35781955
I did it guys... I wasn't really sure how it would play out but this is what happened.
>she opens the door
>I'm standing there fully erecr with my hips leaning forward.
>she says "oh my gosh! So sorry"
>close the door and sit down on the toilet.
>my heart is racing beating so fast.
>I'm in my bedroom now and she's cleaning that bathroom, my heart is still racing.

I have never done anything like this before, at least it brought some excitement into my boring day so far.

Take photo of your dick while cleaning lady is in photo

Go ahead bitch do it

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>>35781563
I don't think she is ugly at all. We all like different things though.

go ahead man

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>>35781379
Boy you're aiming high today

>>35782195
Chase her around the house, trust me women love with a man with a sense of humour

IM CHOOSING TO BELIEVE THIS OP YOU GOD

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>>35782247
>that
>not ugly
it literally looks like a flabby 13 year old

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She made a little rose flower design out of the toilet paper. It's the same bathroom where she opened up to door and was greated with my hard erect cock too. What did she mean by this?

>>35782247
Her eyebrows are in a little bit too clingy of a relationship

>>35782340
I get it. You're a faggot.

>>35782340
Dude porn has ruined your perception and you will no longer be able to function in the real world if you genuinely think that is ugly

>>35782340
13 year olds might be his thing...
Which is absolutely disgusting.

>>35780545
Fuck her and record it.

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>>35782361
That's just the lighting, guy.

>>35782340
Btw, post a pic of a girl who you think is better than his wife.
Fuckin dare ya m9

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>>35782450
This girl looks 10x better. His wife looks like a used up trailer trash whore.

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>>35780588
>>35781300
>>35781377
>>35781488
>>35781688
>>35781955
>>35782211
>>35782366
>>35782399
cheked
origngnanil

>>35782527
Is she yours tho?

>>35782527
although i have to admit that you are right.

>>35780545
Stop being a faggot OP, we believe in you.

>>35782417
HOLY FUCK MY NIGGER WHAT IS THAT

>OP is the spawn of millionaires living in what seems like a upper class estate.
>absolutely no way to fail in this society that gives the rich a free pass in nearly any situation
>still a failure

wew what i would do if my parents were wealthy

>>35782675
Don't be too hard on OP man.
Atleast not yet.

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>>35782675
D-dont be mean to me, money can't fix autism. It was my parents fault I'm like this way because my mother had me when she was old, and my father died when i was young. I'm going to live the rest of my life as a rich millionaire NEET.

>>35780714
Major disappointment

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>>35782592
Yes, she's all mine.

>>35782926
Congrats, anon. She's cute.

>>35782894
can I come live in your house? I promise to not make too much noise and I'll pay for my own food if you want I just need a place to live

>>35782989
A shut in with no house?
Or are you living with your parents?

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>>35782926
I calll bullshit anon.
http://pikore.co/profile.php?id=1338869153&name=alterhacker

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>>35782450
There are so many normal women out there who look better than his wife, it's not even funny.

>>35783160
Still not yours.
Wouldn't blame ya tho.

Isn't this thread about OP's adventure to fuck his Hispanic maid?

>>35783203
The fact that she exists and has most likely had a penis inside of her knocks that guy's wife down a couple points.

You're acting as if girls who look like the one I posted are unattainable and only exist so people can look at them.

>>35783286
At the current status of most of us at r9k, yes, those girls are unattainable.
We can try tho.

>>35782989
You probably couldn't considering it's my mother's house. It would be really neat living in a nice big house filled with NEETs and autists, I wouldn't want to live there forever though.

>>35780545
do nothing, she's not there to have sex with you, fag. get a job.

>>35783374
>she's not there to have sex with you
>she's
>female
>not there to have sex
Wtf are you even talking about son

>>35783374
>maid
>not there to have sex with you
>OP is a fuckin millionaire
>Get a job

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>>35783374
Jobs are for poor plebs, I'm a rich NEET I'd never lower myself to the level of a poor wagie like yourself. Now tend to my lawn, wagie.

Richfags CANNOT be robots

Get the fuck out you nigger

>>35783429
>OP is a fuckin millionare

OP is shitposting in a house his parents own on a weekend, stop

>>35782417
She is pretty cute. No wonder you guys will die virgins. What do you guys even look like?

>>35783463
Explain, please tell me how money can make me Chad.
>inb4 get a hooker
>ib4 get a gold digger gf

>>35783535
It gives you an even worse chance because you're probably a spoiled sperg but it's your parents money until you're ~50 and they shit the bed anyways.

>>35780545
where the fuck are the pics and vids?

still waiting, so i'm bumping this thread.

>>35783635
My mother will probably die when I'm in my 30s

>>35783463
My parents could easily buy me real techwear clothing, a Skyline R34, a yearly smartphone flagship and many other things I dream of.
And yet I shun all these because I don't deserve it, so I still wear cheap basic shit, use public transport and only change phones once they start dying

How the fuck does this make me a normie

>>35783325
Bullshit. Very few of you are so far gone. Stop buying into the dumb shit that gets posted here every day. Women aren't elusive magical creatures that exist in some intangible plane of reality just beyond your reach.

You can get a girl if you are willing to try. If what you are doing isn't working try something new.

I believe in you guys more than you believe in yourselves. Stop letting the memes dominate your outlook

>>35784483
>Women aren't elusive magical creatures that exist in some intangible plane of reality just beyond your reach.
They are however pretty demanding. You have to have at least 4/10 looks with no deformities like my wide hips and receding chin and - more importantly - a personality, interests and at least some social skills. I don't have any of those either
I'm too young to die for a normalfag, Nightmare for a robot

Its simple.

First, you gotta be hard. If it isnt already hard it doesnt work.

Second, you gotta wait until she asks if there is anything else you need cleaned.

Finally, you say "there is one thing i needed polished". Thats when you stand up and present your penis.

Works everytime.