Robots would STILL be losers in Medieval Europe!

>tfw you'd just be a lazier Don Quixote

>>35779974
It's the same whenever I hear robots saying how they wish they were born in any other time period other than the ones they live in.

Regardless of the time period we are in, we will ALWAYS be beta losers.

>>35779974

same with all the autists who claim if only there was an apocalypse they would become a badass zombie slayer or the local warlord

>>35780019
No, there's a difference. If I was born into a family of comparable social standing a few centuries ago, I'd be a good boy, go to school, get a decent job doing the census and wait for daddy to get me a qt virgin protestant wife via arranged marriage.

Townspeople didn't have feminists and shit.

>>35780423
What kind of father would want you as a son in law?
And school was basically uni back then, filled with the Chaddest of Chads. You'd be bullied out of there in a minute.

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I support OP.

All the reactionary fucks always going about how "Modernism" has ruined their lives, and they'd somehow be better if they'd lived in a more 'conservative' past. Of course, such claims are nothing but bullshit.\

It's nothing but childish projection, a mentality that "I've fucked up, but it can never ever be my fault, and other people must always be the source of my problems."

>>35780423
>Townspeople didn't have feminists and shit.

You do realize that if you read any source from the Medieval era, you have people complaining about their current time being "degenerate", right? Golden Ages are only so in retrospect, and people in that time saw themselves as living in an evil and Godless time.

Go ahead, read something like the Decameron or the Alexiad, and all you see is people bitching about how "people aren't godly anymore and they're evil and degenerate and selfish and society is falling apart."

You would always be unhappy, and you would always shift your blame to someone else.

>>35780503
>You would always be unhappy, and you would always shift your blame to someone else.

I didn't say it'd be a utopia. I'd rather deal with their problems than my problems.

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>>35779974
>do you want to join the Marines?
No, I'm not a bozo, I would join the us navy and apply for bud/s to become a navy seal instead of being a normal infantry soldier AKA not a knight, dummy.

>Do you want to go die in some pointless battle?
The origin of the fighting itself may stem from a pointless underlying reason, but you are not taking into account on why a single individual would choose to go to war, dummy.

this applies to me, but i theorize that this applies to many people - people go to fight for their own personal reasons this is obvious lol. usually it is for the benefits and the excitement you would get from combat but others may have more significant reasons for choosing this that doesn't boil down to "muh country, muh peebal, foh freeduhm,"

>Furthermore, you're likely not to be born handsome, or into a wealthy family. Which means you'll be a dumb peasant who can't articulate himself properly and blames Sir Chad for being born better than him.

you're right on this, you're right on about most of the medieval scenarios. who the fuck wants to be born around that time. if you're in the us and you have an able body and claim you would be a baddass knight or some shit, then join the military, most arent cuz most of us ARE beta cuck losers

>>35780559
Pretty much the same problems. You're just a maladjusted faggot.

Except i would just runaway to the wilds where i would live off the lands. I would rather die of disease or wolves than as sad loser

>Them Feels You Get Winded Opening A Bag Of Cool Ranch Doritos

You would probably be born into serfdom which means you're one step up from a slave basically lord chads personal bitch boy until you die when you're 30

>Them feels you will never get to travel from village to village poisoning the water wells

>Peasants and even serfs in medieval Europe got at least 6 months a year off to relax and drink beer (time it takes crops to grow and seasons when crops do not grow)
>Every peasant man would have a marriage arranged for him ensuring a wife and children


Those are probably the only good things going for the period, everything else is misery.

>>35779974
Some robots here are actually marines what's your point
You think we're all lazy slobs who look like retards when we speak?

>>35779974
No, I would be perfectly content being a peasant

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>>35779974
>Do you want to go die in some pointless battle?
it's my life goal

>>35780652
Then why don't you do that now you giant fucking pussy

>>35779974
You've been making these angry shit threads all day. The users on this board may be too stupid to see it but I can. Ps you're still a fucking shitskin. Saged

793-1066 would be the best time desu