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Two Gaybots from /r9k/ are getting married, and they're inviting every Robot to come attend their wedding.
Coincidentally, you find the celebration is going to be held surprisingly close to where you live, on a day on which you have no work or obligations to fulfill.
Would you attend, Robots? And yes, the only people who were invited were other Robots, so there won't be any normalfags.
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>>35779963
>barashit
i'll be sure to flip over the table of pretentious microbrews and set some fat dork's beard on fire
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>>35779963
On one hand, seeing any form of homoerotism is my favourite thing in the word.
On the other hand, seeing other gays get happily ever after as I'm still single will make me feel even more depressed
Decisions, decisions...
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>>35780013
Why not try to find yourself a bf instead?
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>>35779963
>on a day on which you have no work or obligations to fulfill.
What if I told you I worked 7 days a week?
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>>35779963
Maybe. I don't have any clothes that would be wedding appropriate, though. Aside from that I'd want to see two potential brobots get married and probably be happy together, and get some free food for myself.
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Congrats but no. I will be wanking off to some Stacy who doesn't even know I exist. No offence. But if it's a free bar then I might consider it.
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>>35779963
I can't read the location of the marriage, OP.
I'm pretty much awkward around people, but gays and others make me even more uncomfortable.
But I don't care as long as I can eat that cake.
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>>35780055
>tfw you fuck up everyone's insulin so they all go into shock and fucking die so you can rifle their wallets
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>>35779963
>Married
>Robots
Your post has contradictions all over it, OP.
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>>35780082
Wouldn't you prefer a bear bf who would actually reciprocate your feelings?
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>>35780269
prefer to chase you with a bat until you give yourself a stroke from running longer than 30 seconds my fuckin dude
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FUCKING FAGGOTS, GO TO LGBT FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP THIS HOMO CRAP
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No, I hate parties, and the idea of showing up to some social function full of people I don't know sounds awful.
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>>35780362
>>>/pol/
Go back where you belong, reactionary edgelord.
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>>35780381
But they would be Robots, not normalfags.
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>>35780410
>gimpitty-ass brooklyn nerds with the BLACKED-tier form of gayness
>robots
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>>35780410
I don't think that would make the situation any less awkward or the people any easier to talk to.
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