>tfw Chad AMA brothers, I can help you

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>>35772064
how do I stop being a virgin loser

>>35772069
Stop spilling spaghetti and find a qt to dom

>>35772064
>AMA
There is a train car speeding towards five people tied down on the tracks. You can save them by pulling a lever and switching the train to a different track, but there is one person tied to the other track that would be killed if you pulled the lever. Would you pull the lever, killing the one person, knowing you were directly responsible for their death, or would you watch as the car plows over the five people, knowing that your inaction caused four more deaths than were necessary?

>>35772064
>chad
>on r9k
Why, brother? Art thou here simply to pity us?

how dp i get my chad bf to give me even the smallest amount of attention?
its a ldr and he doesnt text. should i just dump him?

>>35772308
Kill the one dude and fuck the stacies in the group

Hehe get it cuz I'm alpha and all

>>35772275
That's not a real answer you twat

How can I make friends without actually having to talk to humans? I hate talking more than I hate not having friends

I got a gf, how can I make sure she stays my gf?

>>35772351
Talk to him about it irl, if that doesn't work he's a fucking loser and is prob cheating

>>35772349
I used to be one of you, I want to help

>>35772473
>I used to be one of you,
So you arent Chad?

>>35772378
It may not be the advice you want, but it's the advice you need

>>35772397
Make one friend and just chill around his friends and their friends until you're universally known as the chill guy

>>35772464
Don't frick it up and dump her if she cheats

>>35772502
Think of me as a veteran robot

>>35772464
stay valuable

>>35772064
How do I become better at video games?

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>>35772064

>MAGA chud
>chad

>>35772064
hahaha nothing you can do here faggot because you need to change the dna of females if you want to solve my problem. the Chinese are working on gnome editing but that is still underdevelopment. society will continue to be shit for males until we can fully use that scientific technology.

>>35772587
hi grey wolf

>>35772685
What?

Origamigamiginal

>>35772518
So youre a friendless virgin?

Not everyone browsing /r9k/ is a robot btw.

>>35772735
women are shit because of their nature and reproduction. you can only change that by changing their dna. society will kiss their ass because they are the limit factor in reproduction and they will always seek the best possible male because they want the best environment for their children.

>>35772510
>Make one friend
How? You fucking piece of shit baiting faggot?
>chill around his friend
I'm never calm around humans

>>35772811
How to find a friend 101:
While you're near a certain friend group, listen in on their convo

Chime in with something witty

Sit next to them after, but don't say anything unless you know it'll be helpful to advancing your status with them

Just keep sitting with them, but sometimes dont, so it doesn't make you look desperate

>>35772806
Dude just find a girl your taste and shut up

Well homos, that's it for today

Goodnight

>>35772064
Can I make it at 5'6"?

Who is the shortest Chad you know?

>>35772064
prove you are chad, then you get questions

>>35772064
are you good looking op?