How beta are you, /r9k/?

On a scale of 10. I'd say 9

>>35771525
> keeps secrets

Kek so if you keep secrets You're automatically a beta.Seems legit.

>>35772505
Nice unconscious cognitive bias you have there. You'll ignore the whole picture for that, even though you know it means 'living your life in secret.' Very typical of a beta male.

>>35771525
why does the little character have to be bald? that's not controllable

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>>35771525
38/44 dgfuoh

>>35772591
this

pic is biased af

>wants to be perfect
what is wrong with that?
>searching for the magic pill?
wtf?
>waits for opportunities
hmm really makes you think
>hides flaws/mistakes
everyone does wtf
>looks for the easy way out
hmm lol?
>colors within the lines
??

>>35772561

>You'll ignore the whole picture for that

How do you know that he did?

>even though you know it means "living your life in secret".

It's not exactly a fucking story book description. There's a huge difference between keeping a secret and living a life full of them. Maybe it's you who is reading too much into a simple concept?

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People taking this alpha/beta male meme so seriously

;_; so basicly if you fuck girls and speak loudly you are a alpha male. It is pretty much wrong. We are more complex than animals.