>rawr I wuv you uncle anon <3

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>Tfw actually gonna be an uncle sometime next month

Weird feeling lads

>>35770949
Why does my sister keep dumping you on me?

Cant she raise you? Wheres your fathe- oh thats right, it's the current year.

>>35770993

I became an uncle when I was 9. That's a weird feeling.

>>35770949
I really hope my brother has a daughter that cute

>>35770993
>>35771604
I've been an uncle since before I was born.

Great uncle maybe since I was 10. Grew up with my youngest nephew. Weird family.

>>35771653

you must have some old ass parents.

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>>35770993
>tfw ny brother's getting married and his fiance has a son that's older than I am

>>35771798
Celebrate. You can legally fuck your nephew.

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>>35771798

>tfw my son is older than me

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>>35770949
mm youre starting to develop a little arent you

>>35770949
Bangs are so fucking cute on girls why don't more of them have them

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>>35770949
:3 verygoodcontent

>>35770993
Iktf, my niece is turning three this year
It's pretty amazing, not gonna lie

>>35771920
Why do Amerilards call a fringe 'bangs'

>>35771984
who is this girI OP

>>35771920
Because chads don't like bangs.

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>>35770949
>Lost all contact with my brothers
>When i lost the contact my older brother's wife was pregnant
>Will never see my niece or nephew
>They will never see a picture of me, because i never like to take pictures
>I will never see them

I miss my family, espeacially my older brother

>>35772183
She's underage

Don't even think about it anon

>>35772020
Do you ever play with her cunnie while mommy isn't looking?

>>35772488
So was your mom before she got raped by me.

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>>35771841
>tfw your grandson was collecting his pension whilst you were still a freshman

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>>35770949
fuck you niece, i've upgraded

Hello, is this the creepy pervert soon to be charged with sexual assault family member thread?

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>>35772488
underage?

that's not the first impression i get when i look at her

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>>35770949
she isnt even hot. You call that a hot chick?

>>35771984
who is this girl?
original commentt

>>35773792
What is this style called? I dislike it.

>>35770949
>uncle
My older brother is even more autistic than me. No way is he having kids.

>>35772932
lel xDDD
upvoted!!!1

>>35773792
>"You call that hot? Have some make up and photoshop instead wow so hot!

My niece drew me a picture of various fruits on a paper towel yesterday. It's nice.

>>35774549
it's called the Stacy
outside of 4chan it's called the basic bitch

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>tfw I'll never be an uncle

ITS NOT FAIR

>>35770949
Who is she? She's adorable and I need more cute things to cheer me up.

>it's another newfags reply to something an autist has been spamming for years thread