>sleep for like 15 hours (such is NEET life) >have an extremely

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2017-03-25 03:25:16 Post No. 35770855
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Anonymous 2017-03-25 03:25:16 Post No. 35770855 [Report]

>sleep for like 15 hours (such is NEET life)
>have an extremely vivid sex dream
>fucking the shit out of a 7/10 short hair qt with bright blue eyes right in the vagina (like a faggot, right?)
>dick feels amazing
>cum bucket
>wake up
>boxers full of cum
>it's fresh
>realize that I was making a bunch of noise
>hear a knocking on my bedroom door
>"y-you uh, alright son?"
>mfw
The only good thing to come out of that was that for a past year or so I've been pretty worried about my sexuality but apparently I'm straight as an arrow considering the qt didn't have a dick and I was simply participating in 100% hetero non-kinky ficki-ficki in missionary (albeit in a semi-public place).

Anonymous 2017-03-25 03:36:57 Post No.35771025
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>>35770855
No one like my personal blog?

Anonymous 2017-03-25 04:42:51 Post No.35772015
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>>35770855
Fagggot
Leave queer

Anonymous 2017-03-25 04:45:21 Post No.35772039
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Anonymous 2017-03-25 04:45:21 Post No.35772039 [Report]

>>35770855
Dreaming of fucking one girl doesnt make you 100% straight as an arrow, bicurious brobot.

Anonymous 2017-03-25 04:55:21 Post No.35772181
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>>35770855
Fucked plenty of girls in dreams and soiled some boxers too.
You ain't out of hot water yet though boy, dreamed of a guy before and some trans, and it could happen to you.
Well I jerked of to way to many futa a shemale porn to really care anymore.

Anonymous 2017-03-25 04:58:12 Post No.35772233
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Anonymous 2017-03-25 04:58:12 Post No.35772233 [Report]

I had a dream they sold Ritz crackers in a bag like potatos.

Such is life.

Anonymous 2017-03-25 05:00:29 Post No.35772274
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Anonymous 2017-03-25 05:00:29 Post No.35772274 [Report]

>>35772181
That's pretty fucking gay, your subconscious is telling you you're bisexual

Anonymous 2017-03-25 05:06:01 Post No.35772354
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>>35770855
i have only ever gotten a wet dream from a dream where my dick was 3 feet long and i was jamming it in my own mouth. every time theres a female in my dreams she is completely unattainable

i can actually reach now though so maybe thats a plus

Anonymous 2017-03-25 05:11:18 Post No.35772438
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Anonymous 2017-03-25 05:11:18 Post No.35772438 [Report]

>>35770855
memorable wet dreams
>some strange dream involving a cow. guess I fucked it.
>made out with some old hag in a McDonalds uniform

Also had a dream (not a wet one) where I was making out with a hot blonde on a couch, but then I woke up.

Anonymous 2017-03-25 05:18:44 Post No.35772522
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>>35772354
OP here, I've had autofellatio dreams too, not with me having a giat dick, just me being really flexible.

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